#— sexcanons

[terrence-silver]

Does Terry (any era) do anything in particular when beloved tries the "not tonight, dear, I have a headache" line to get away from his incessant libido?

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― Twig is genuinely worried about his partner and their headache, possibly blowing the issue out of proportion to some degree or other; he's genuinely out here to fix it, though. Make it better. Give them medication. Bring up a glass of water to their mouth like they're a child. Latching unto them. Incessantly inquiring if they need anything --- if he could possibly do anything to help them. Fussing around them. Worrying. Overworrying and overthinking it, even. He'd devotedly adjust the pillow under their head and tucks them in with a blanket, if need be, so they could be as comfortable as humanly possible. Anything beloved needs, always. There's still something weirdly boyish and innocently childlike to a young Terry's loyalty, regardless if this is him before Vietnam or after it. He wants to do good and right by the people he cares for and this is evident in his acts of service that just beam through him at times. For some reason, I just imagine Terry laying down beside beloved on the bed, on his side, facing them and giving them a worried puppy look, outright waiting for their headache for pass diligently and frequently asking if it eased up at all, setting aside how turned on and frisky he might be. In fact, he could very well wait all night and just not sleep. Long after beloved's dozed off with exhaustion, Twig is still there, eyes open, watching them and acting as their personal guard, hoping they're better now or at least will be once they wake up, when it's fully evident he'll continue fussing tomorrow as well and possibly in the days that follow too. Best not tell him anything aches, regardless if it's true or a lie because he'll truly take the problem to heart as much as a person can take a problem to heart and he won't rest until it's fixed.

― Terry Silver in the 80's is going to tell beloved sex cures headaches. No. Really. It does. Didn't they hear? He'll tell them this and he won't even bat an eye even as he says it. An orgasm releases the tension from the muscles, opens pores, strengthens the core, relieves the chakras, turns the skin elastic and shiny, heightens serotonin receptors and makes the head feel light and easy. It overall tends to fix one's mood too. Has one living longer. Terry has his manipulation down to a science; beloved's being had, but my god if this man won't be capable of going to exact detail and making his reasoning on why he'll fuck beloved in spite of their headache sound outright logical to the degree they might even consider it, because they way he phrases it...well, it sounds so reasonable and believable, doesn't it? Might just convince them it's precisely because they ain't having sex five times a day that they're having a headache in the first place seeing as how it's one of the body's prime necessities in life, much like food and water. This is just their physique telling them they lack something and that something's him, of course. No use in fighting it. It's not Terry Silver saying this. It's natural instinct. Duh! By the end of it, he'll outright philosophize beloved into sex and giving him what he wants, when he wants it, headache or no headache. If it miraculously stops hurting once he's done he'll use that as a testament to the fact he was right, as always. Beloved might even thank him and he'll relish taking the gratitude, acting a bit humble even as he eats it up. If it doesn't stop hurting, he'll just multitasking by phoning Margaret into calling over a doctor while he prepares for the next round with beloved meantime.

― Old man Terry might just openly call out beloved on their trick with zero hesitation and a smile plastered all over his face, saying something of the likes of 'You're really gonna use the headache excuse on me?' maybe adding something in the nature of 'You can do a lot better than that.' because thing is, at this stage in his life, Terry might just be more blunt and no-nonsense than he's ever been before. Of course beloved's attempts amuse him. Of course he sees it as a challenge fuel. As an excuse to toy with them even further. An invitation, of sorts, to do what he wants anyway and break down their barriers. A game of sorts. Of course he's unfettered. Entertained. But, simultaneously, he'll fully and entirely let beloved know that he knows, that in fact, there's nothing that ails them and they're simply, for the lack of a better word, bullshitting him. Makes him wonder why, though. Has he been exhausting them? Now there's a thought that makes his ego swell even further and having him want to just downright break them. Or is it something that could blindside him and this is one of many signs that they're trying to put distance between him and themselves, because things like this...they always start out small. As small as a headache and saying 'no' to sex. The devil's in the details. And ah --- there it is. Now it stopped being quite so amusing. Terry's glee can very quickly turn sour as he overthinks and takes the rejection to heart, letting his own thoughts pollute him and conjure up prospects of betrayal when there are none. Don't you want him anymore? Paranoia running rampant, man can go anywhere from hitting the bottle, to grieving, to genuinely keeping an eye out for you and taking precautions in case you're planning to leave him.

[fortnite-smekcannons]

Daigo whimpers.

[suckmybearings]

SEXCANON —

Wheeljack doesn't consider himself a sex addict, but he is burdened with an overcharged sex drive, and it can be a daunting task for himself (and his partners) to keep it maintained at a reasonable level. And it's worsened when wartime ramps up, when more extensive missions are dropped into his lap and shore leave becomes increasingly more difficult to secure, forcing Wheeljack to push back or outright ignore his personal maintenance, allowing for a runaway effect with the build-up. Because of this, he discovers that the Plug 'n' Play method actually has a uniquely practical function to it; that by achieving overload through Plug 'n' Play, it drains the build up in one fell swoop. Wheeljack immediately embraces this; otherwise, to get himself back down to a manageable level, it would require several sessions of physical interfacing. (Though, he's not knocking that, either. If he's got the time for it, he isn't opposed to "going the long way around" about it.) But this is all still contingent on finding a partner that can handle the the energy and information that he intends to unload onto their circuitry. If his partner can't withstand the flow — if their systems begin to overheat too quickly or they beg him to stop — Wheeljack will have no choice but to break the session up into several shorter rounds and allow for cool-downs in between. (Not exactly the most pleasant for him, enduring multiple times a disrupted circuit by directly unhooking his cable.)

[horrorknife]

need hoffstrahm gunplay so that hoffman can suck the tip

[yaoxsblog]

So recently I re-read my horny headcanons and I realised I changed my mind about some things so guess what yaox nation I’m making a new post updating them :3

CW for mentions of sex, in case you didn’t read text above lol

T4t bosherze would be so Real but I usually just headcanon them both as cis… can you imagine tho

Bisexual, boooring Yaox everyone knows that already look at him

Wait hold on I said something really funny on the previous post lemme just

There, that ^

Would really enjoy getting head, and I’m saying would because there isn’t a single universe his dick gets sucked.

Tho I’m keeping the headcanon that he enjoys eating pussy. That description of him being „a surprisingly good kisser” ? That was there for a reason.

Also not gonna change the moaning hc, he isn’t noisy unless asked to be

Loves it when the other person’s loud tho, and even better if they ask for more

I actually changed my mind and I think he likes to be dominant just cause he has that stupid flirty personality but doesn’t mind bottoming.

Will happily bounce on his wife’s hot pink plastic cock any day

Into hair pulling, based on that one image by tix… I imagine he tried it with herze once and left the room missing a tooth

Honestly besides the hair thing I don’t imagine him being into bdsm, but he probably doesn’t mind being tied up

Would cum in your eye if given the chance

Would also cum in your mouth, gladly.

Actually I think every place to finish is good

Oh cuckolding? Anon, don’t make me laugh. His insides boil when someone smiles at his wife, he would explode on site

I don’t remember which one of you funny little fucks said he would be infertile but I want you to know I see your vision.

He also doesn’t believe in rubbers.

I can’t actually decide if he would be the type to knock on the back door or be absolutely grossed out by the idea

In the second scenario pegging is not included.

Wait actually I have a quote for this moment

„I have a pussy, so why would he put it in my ass? He only has one hole, so you know where I’m putting it” - my friend 2023

Crazy flirty and makes a stupid amount of sex jokes but only 5% of his attempts are succesful

Mid to low libido. His mind is like a Windows 98, only so much power and not enough space to think about sex

I said it once already but snail trail

Idk if anyone will catch this reference but if you do congratulations - that one fanfic where Idriza says she wants to fuck him so much but hes just too stupid. Sigh yeah that

I mentioned no head for him but yes handjob :3 as a treat

Cries after masturbating

I think thats it

[rooksgambits]

…pervs. 😂

[tealeavesandthorns]

F = Favorite position

SFW/NSFW Alphabet F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

// Anything where she's facing her partner, but she has a lot of love for being able to wrap her legs around them with that too. She likes to be sat up in her partners lap facing them, she just thinks it's very intimate and hot. - Works well when sat on a desk or counter too.

[fortnite-smekcannons]

Fletcher Kane keeps Oscar bound and permanently gagged in his basement, and Kane makes Oscar dominate him despite this. As a result, Oscar's the only one who knows just how submissive Kane really is, but he doesn't tell anyone (both because he can't and because he just doesn't care about spilling the beans).

[suckmybearings]

SHIPCANON —

In the berth, Decepticon!Wheeljack is, as with most things, ruthless and unpleasant. And like Autobot!Wheeljack, he enjoys indulging in Plug 'n' Play. And also like how his counterpart is with his own partners, Decepticon!Wheeljack would reassure Electron once it starts to become overwhelming for her. When she begins to resist because the existential pleasure has started to wane beneath the white-hot pain, vocalizing the real fear that he's going to melt her circuitry, he would stroke her helmcrest as she lies there on top of him, vulnerable and under his control, and tell her that she "can take it" and "just two more laps" for him to get them there. But unlike his counterpart, Decepticon!Wheeljack doesn't welcome or obey a safeword system. He would ignore any further resistance from Electron, including being told to "slow down" and "stop", and obliterate any firewalls she might start slamming into place in hopes of slowing him down herself. And also unlike his counterpart, he wouldn't have reassured her that he won't cause her internal damage. Because he has definitely done that to lesser bots.

[radiaking]

Coop assumes Lucy’s softness will carry over into sexual things and gets a very, very pleasant surprise lmfao

[yaoxsblog]

Can you give us some horny serbia headcanons?😳😳😳

Ive gotten several requests for this so lets go

As per usual CW for sexual content

Bisexual and mmmmaybe heteroromantic?? Either way homophobic and doesn’t let anyone know he likes men

Degrading, choking, scratching and punching are all on the table

Possibly into gunplay??

Really into anal, ashamed of it tho

Absolutely loves recieving oral, also pulls his partner’s hair during

Brat tamer

Extremely patriotic, putting it here because I wouldn’t be surprised if he jerked off to his own flag at least once lol

Hates being edged, would rather die

Probably tops 99% of the time, I have a hard time seeing him submitting to anyone (except by force maybe)

Really hairy

Groans and breathes heavily, doesn’t moan. Doesn’t mind his partner being loud, but it’s def not a turn on for him

Likes size difference, loves to feel big

LOVES boobs. Absolutely truly loves them. Fav place to cvm on

Seeing a bulge in his partner’s throat/Stomach >>>>>>>

Loves cowgirl, cause he can see the titties, but second fav is probably like spread eagle or something

Fucked every other yugo character (except kosovo, vojvodina and srpska because i headcanon them to be underage, and other reasons) and countless other people

I think thats it tbh bye

[attroxx]

let mia tell ur muse he’s a ‘good boy’

[ishipmyotp]

I was just shy of the homestuck fandoms messed up heyday but sometimes I remember that I did see tentabulge headcanon art multiple times. People were legit making headcanons on what the beta trolls (who were only 13 in human years) genitals looked like just because they weren't human and I guess a hermaphroditic species so they all had one I guess. I was only like 14 or 15 and I remember seeing an actual sculpture someone on deviantART made of what were supposed to be Eriden and Sollux's twisted around each other - I remember liking it. What the fuck dude

[tealeavesandthorns]

nsfw: v

SFW/NSFW Alphabet

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

//Maria's quite soft, musical, in her noises. She's not a screamer or the sort of persons who shouts and screams and uses lots of foul language during sex (it kind of makes it sexier when she does use bad language tbh),she has no intentions of being compared to a porn star thank you very much. She really does enjoy when someone can pull a particular loud, unexpected noise from her though, especially in places she isn't supposed to be making those noises.

[terrence-silver]

How often do you think Terry and beloved would have sex?

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...A couple of times a day?

As many times a day as they could?

Would they ever even stop?

I swear, I can imagine it being so for Terry Silver.

He strikes me as the type of person who'd view sex as a recreational pleasure and something in the vein of workout, training, exercise or martial arts --- and we all know he has a penchant for all of those things. Heck --- it's his life. If he spars, he fucks before or after (or both). If he indulges in some warm-up Kata, the routine is much the same. And if he hones his fighting skills in whatever, shape, way or form, yes, you've guessed it --- sex could come both before and after the act because it's all sport to him most days. It's adrenaline. It's self-indulgent. The high of combat is best spiced up with the high of fucking for him; those two complement and reflect each other immaculately in his opinion. They're each other's extensions. They go together as perfectly as an old wine and caviar do. He tests the mettle of his fists, arms and legs on a punching bag or some sparring partners and he tests the mettle of the rest of himself on another warm body. It's both Spartan and hedonistic and I feel he's a perfect blend of both. I wouldn't put it past him if his libido for both fighting and sex is best enhanced by the other like a big Ying Yang. After good series of workout, Terry always tends to feel particularly horny and pumped up and after some good fucking, he's feeling up for a fight all over again because it got his blood running. And vice versa. In fact, his libido could be so high that he'd fuck you during training, during work hours, in front of his staff, while he's conducting business, all while he's in that in-between liminal space that leads from the dojo training mat to the bedroom and back.

When he wants, he wants --- with his entire appetite. Nothing held back.

He doesn't care if it's considered unorthodox. Abnormal. Risqué. Unhinged. Or even taboo. In fact, those notions might just make him infinitely more amused and friskier than he already he is and even more willing than ever before to just have his beloved, my god, several times a day if he could to the degree one almost wonders where on earth does Terry Silver get the inhuman levels of energy and lust from. Is it the cocaine? Is it a supplement? No, I'd prefer to say man has this unquenchable zest for life most days and undeniable passion, especially in the 80's, that'll have beloved walking around bowlegged and blending three days together just to catch up on their sleep because he's drained them that much. There will be times, frequently at that, where he and beloved simply won't leave the bed at all and he'll conduct his business from there and undoubtedly multitask by being inside of beloved all while having an international call with Hong Kong, for example, because go figure. Where there's a will, there's a way. 🤷‍♀️He's somehow a Billionaire workaholic overachiever martial arts master who can and will be hypersexual with relish and still have endurance leftover.

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Midas loves risky sex on missions