#— sexcanons

[supervillain-smut]

What kinks do you think Deacon from fo4 has?

YES! I so rarely get a Deacon ask! 18+ MDNI under the cut!

Masks: Deacon's a big fan of not being able to be read, and it's a bonus for him to not be able to read someone else, and masks are a great way to do that. Watching a masked partner work has him hot under the collar, and being allowed to keep his on is bliss.

Teasing: The absolute master of it. He doesn't really have to touch you, it's down to if he wants to. You'd think he'd get caught with so many people's eyes on you, or being in closed quarters, but nope. No one sees or hears a thing, and if you play the game, you can rile him up too.

Clothed Sex: He's too paranoid of the world, even when in HQ, or Sanctuary. He's also a huge fan of quickies at bad times, so there's never really time to undress fully. (Plus he's secretly self-conscious and feels too exposed being naked.)

Competition: Deacon loves a good competition, and it's no different with sex if you're up for it. Who can make who cum first, the most, who can hold off longest from initiating sex, you name it, he can make it competitive. Whether he wins is genuinely a 50/50 chance.

Gags: Not on him, no he doesn't need it. Gagging you, however? Oh yeah. Loves seeing you drool all over a cloth he hastily shoved in your mouth or hearing your muffled cries through it, or feeling your teeth dig into his hand as he fucks you in some secluded alley.

[terrence-silver]

Does Terry (any era) do anything in particular when beloved tries the "not tonight, dear, I have a headache" line to get away from his incessant libido?

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― Twig is genuinely worried about his partner and their headache, possibly blowing the issue out of proportion to some degree or other; he's genuinely out here to fix it, though. Make it better. Give them medication. Bring up a glass of water to their mouth like they're a child. Latching unto them. Incessantly inquiring if they need anything --- if he could possibly do anything to help them. Fussing around them. Worrying. Overworrying and overthinking it, even. He'd devotedly adjust the pillow under their head and tucks them in with a blanket, if need be, so they could be as comfortable as humanly possible. Anything beloved needs, always. There's still something weirdly boyish and innocently childlike to a young Terry's loyalty, regardless if this is him before Vietnam or after it. He wants to do good and right by the people he cares for and this is evident in his acts of service that just beam through him at times. For some reason, I just imagine Terry laying down beside beloved on the bed, on his side, facing them and giving them a worried puppy look, outright waiting for their headache for pass diligently and frequently asking if it eased up at all, setting aside how turned on and frisky he might be. In fact, he could very well wait all night and just not sleep. Long after beloved's dozed off with exhaustion, Twig is still there, eyes open, watching them and acting as their personal guard, hoping they're better now or at least will be once they wake up, when it's fully evident he'll continue fussing tomorrow as well and possibly in the days that follow too. Best not tell him anything aches, regardless if it's true or a lie because he'll truly take the problem to heart as much as a person can take a problem to heart and he won't rest until it's fixed.

― Terry Silver in the 80's is going to tell beloved sex cures headaches. No. Really. It does. Didn't they hear? He'll tell them this and he won't even bat an eye even as he says it. An orgasm releases the tension from the muscles, opens pores, strengthens the core, relieves the chakras, turns the skin elastic and shiny, heightens serotonin receptors and makes the head feel light and easy. It overall tends to fix one's mood too. Has one living longer. Terry has his manipulation down to a science; beloved's being had, but my god if this man won't be capable of going to exact detail and making his reasoning on why he'll fuck beloved in spite of their headache sound outright logical to the degree they might even consider it, because they way he phrases it...well, it sounds so reasonable and believable, doesn't it? Might just convince them it's precisely because they ain't having sex five times a day that they're having a headache in the first place seeing as how it's one of the body's prime necessities in life, much like food and water. This is just their physique telling them they lack something and that something's him, of course. No use in fighting it. It's not Terry Silver saying this. It's natural instinct. Duh! By the end of it, he'll outright philosophize beloved into sex and giving him what he wants, when he wants it, headache or no headache. If it miraculously stops hurting once he's done he'll use that as a testament to the fact he was right, as always. Beloved might even thank him and he'll relish taking the gratitude, acting a bit humble even as he eats it up. If it doesn't stop hurting, he'll just multitasking by phoning Margaret into calling over a doctor while he prepares for the next round with beloved meantime.

― Old man Terry might just openly call out beloved on their trick with zero hesitation and a smile plastered all over his face, saying something of the likes of 'You're really gonna use the headache excuse on me?' maybe adding something in the nature of 'You can do a lot better than that.' because thing is, at this stage in his life, Terry might just be more blunt and no-nonsense than he's ever been before. Of course beloved's attempts amuse him. Of course he sees it as a challenge fuel. As an excuse to toy with them even further. An invitation, of sorts, to do what he wants anyway and break down their barriers. A game of sorts. Of course he's unfettered. Entertained. But, simultaneously, he'll fully and entirely let beloved know that he knows, that in fact, there's nothing that ails them and they're simply, for the lack of a better word, bullshitting him. Makes him wonder why, though. Has he been exhausting them? Now there's a thought that makes his ego swell even further and having him want to just downright break them. Or is it something that could blindside him and this is one of many signs that they're trying to put distance between him and themselves, because things like this...they always start out small. As small as a headache and saying 'no' to sex. The devil's in the details. And ah --- there it is. Now it stopped being quite so amusing. Terry's glee can very quickly turn sour as he overthinks and takes the rejection to heart, letting his own thoughts pollute him and conjure up prospects of betrayal when there are none. Don't you want him anymore? Paranoia running rampant, man can go anywhere from hitting the bottle, to grieving, to genuinely keeping an eye out for you and taking precautions in case you're planning to leave him.

[supervillain-smut]

... *sigh* I can never pass up a good Crane prompt. You know the drill, 18+, if you're not at least 18 gtfo.

Salecrow: Is in love with it in private spaces, but if he's being honest, a little disappointed he can't get away with any quickies with you. He won't encourage or discourage your volume, simply lets you be you.

Year One: Doesn't like it. He enjoys eliciting a reaction, getting someone that's usually quiet to make noise. He can't gauge a reaction if you're just constantly reacting. He has sensitive ears, and prefers things more subtle between the two of you, soft, quiet, and sensual. Not fond of the neighbours knowing your activities.

Yellow Lantern: Yes. Just yes. Adores it to hell and back. Loves testing just how loud he can make you scream. Absolute show-off will drag you off for a quickie where everyone can hear what you're doing and who you belong to. Smug motherfucker.

Injustice 2: Another private Scarecrow, but still enjoys your volume. Will drag you off to a private space to make you scream and cry, very vocally encouraging of your noises. Praise absolutely pours out of his mouth at every cry you let out, and your screams drag him to his inevitable end even faster.

New 52: Isn't sure how to feel about it. He loves your time together, but it's more based off of his mood if he takes joy in your volume, a small smirk playing on his lips, or if he's tolerating it to spend time with you, his expression more focused on a task than happy about it. Don't mistake it, he wants to partake, if he didn't want to he wouldn't, it's just sometimes it's a bit more than he anticipated.

Scarecrows reacting to the reader being uncontrollably loud...? 👀

[suckmybearings]

SEXCANON —

Wheeljack doesn't consider himself a sex addict, but he is burdened with an overcharged sex drive, and it can be a daunting task for himself (and his partners) to keep it maintained at a reasonable level. And it's worsened when wartime ramps up, when more extensive missions are dropped into his lap and shore leave becomes increasingly more difficult to secure, forcing Wheeljack to push back or outright ignore his personal maintenance, allowing for a runaway effect with the build-up. Because of this, he discovers that the Plug 'n' Play method actually has a uniquely practical function to it; that by achieving overload through Plug 'n' Play, it drains the build up in one fell swoop. Wheeljack immediately embraces this; otherwise, to get himself back down to a manageable level, it would require several sessions of physical interfacing. (Though, he's not knocking that, either. If he's got the time for it, he isn't opposed to "going the long way around" about it.) But this is all still contingent on finding a partner that can handle the the energy and information that he intends to unload onto their circuitry. If his partner can't withstand the flow — if their systems begin to overheat too quickly or they beg him to stop — Wheeljack will have no choice but to break the session up into several shorter rounds and allow for cool-downs in between. (Not exactly the most pleasant for him, enduring multiple times a disrupted circuit by directly unhooking his cable.)

[fortnite-smekcannons]

Montague has probably done porn before (he doesn't wanna talk about it)

[horrorknife]

need hoffstrahm gunplay so that hoffman can suck the tip

[msnihilist]

ohh for otp ask game, how about 12, 18, 23, and 24 for ben/albedo. im very normal about those freaks.

For the OTP ask game.

12. Do they have potential to be healthy if they’re usually toxic?

Yeah, I think so! Ben and Albedo have a great chemistry when they're not fighting each other. They're both quick-witted and enjoy needling each other. I think that could easily soften into something more genuine if they'd stop seeing each other as enemies.

18. What is their sex life like?

Non-existent at first. Albedo has no interest in human "degeneracy," and Ben likes to take his relationships slow, so they wait for quite a while.

Once they settle into a life together, though, I think Albedo would be the type to plan sex. He'd set aside a night once a week that he and Ben can both devote several hours to fucking.

When one of them needs a quickie, that's usually not kinky at all, it's just hands and mouth 'til the job's done.

23. Is there top/dom and bottom/sub energy?

I think that they'd both be switches, but Albedo has a preference for domming and Ben (once he gets comfortable and learn how to let himself relax) has a preference for subbing.

Albedo is a bit of a control freak, and Ben is always pressured in his life to be the one figuring everything out and saving the day, so it's nice to come home and just lay back and get his back blown out, you know?

24. Are there any kinks or fetishes they share or don’t?

I headcanon that Galvan only experience sexual attraction/arousal for procreation purposes, so it would take Albedo a while to discover the kinky side of humanity. His initial disgust would quickly turn to fascination, partly because he wants to understand something that doesn't make sense to him, and partly because he's secretly into it, haha.

Once Albedo gets into it, though, he goes all in. He's the guy buying books about the history of BDSM and the importance of sex to queer identities and all the best knot tying methods and blah blah blah. He's got loads of sex stuff that he bought and never used more than once because it turns out that he didn't like it all that much! But it's important to try it for himself to have a complete understanding.

As for the sex between him and Ben, I think that Albedo would enjoy handcuffs/chains. He feels they're more sturdy than ropes. Albedo enjoys being in control, and having power over someone as powerful as Ben gives him a heady rush. On the flip side, Ben (probably due to trauma reasons, lmao) thinks that there's nothing hotter than giving full control over his body to someone who's tried to kill him in the past. It is the ultimate display of trust for him, and that is incredibly hot.

Other than that, Albedo likes sounding and Ben 100% absolutely does NOT.

[yaoxsblog]

So recently I re-read my horny headcanons and I realised I changed my mind about some things so guess what yaox nation I’m making a new post updating them :3

CW for mentions of sex, in case you didn’t read text above lol

T4t bosherze would be so Real but I usually just headcanon them both as cis… can you imagine tho

Bisexual, boooring Yaox everyone knows that already look at him

Wait hold on I said something really funny on the previous post lemme just

There, that ^

Would really enjoy getting head, and I’m saying would because there isn’t a single universe his dick gets sucked.

Tho I’m keeping the headcanon that he enjoys eating pussy. That description of him being „a surprisingly good kisser” ? That was there for a reason.

Also not gonna change the moaning hc, he isn’t noisy unless asked to be

Loves it when the other person’s loud tho, and even better if they ask for more

I actually changed my mind and I think he likes to be dominant just cause he has that stupid flirty personality but doesn’t mind bottoming.

Will happily bounce on his wife’s hot pink plastic cock any day

Into hair pulling, based on that one image by tix… I imagine he tried it with herze once and left the room missing a tooth

Honestly besides the hair thing I don’t imagine him being into bdsm, but he probably doesn’t mind being tied up

Would cum in your eye if given the chance

Would also cum in your mouth, gladly.

Actually I think every place to finish is good

Oh cuckolding? Anon, don’t make me laugh. His insides boil when someone smiles at his wife, he would explode on site

I don’t remember which one of you funny little fucks said he would be infertile but I want you to know I see your vision.

He also doesn’t believe in rubbers.

I can’t actually decide if he would be the type to knock on the back door or be absolutely grossed out by the idea

In the second scenario pegging is not included.

Wait actually I have a quote for this moment

„I have a pussy, so why would he put it in my ass? He only has one hole, so you know where I’m putting it” - my friend 2023

Crazy flirty and makes a stupid amount of sex jokes but only 5% of his attempts are succesful

Mid to low libido. His mind is like a Windows 98, only so much power and not enough space to think about sex

I said it once already but snail trail

Idk if anyone will catch this reference but if you do congratulations - that one fanfic where Idriza says she wants to fuck him so much but hes just too stupid. Sigh yeah that

I mentioned no head for him but yes handjob :3 as a treat

Cries after masturbating

I think thats it

[rooksgambits]

…pervs. 😂

[tealeavesandthorns]

F = Favorite position

SFW/NSFW Alphabet F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

// Anything where she's facing her partner, but she has a lot of love for being able to wrap her legs around them with that too. She likes to be sat up in her partners lap facing them, she just thinks it's very intimate and hot. - Works well when sat on a desk or counter too.

[supervillain-smut]

HELLO YES IM HERE FROM YOUR BOONE REQUEST (not the same person lol) AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORED IT

I saw you also wrote for Vulpes!!! Sya still write for him or was that only a past thing?/gen

If so, could I please see your nsfw headcanons for him? 👀 if not I understand completely!!! I'm just.

I need to do things to him 👁👁🤤

Hi! I'm so glad you liked it! I am still writing for Vulpes! His voice is... Something else... Anyways! I'm a firm believer in the idea liking a morally bankrupt character does not equal supporting their actions. Such is the case with characters such as Vulpes. That being said, I do still acknowledge that they have awful behaviours and beliefs, so I'm going to give you a cw for: consensual non-con, sexist themes, and coarse language.

Vulpes loves making you tear up during sex. Whether it's from asphyxiation, pain, pleasure, he doesn't care. Seeing your eyes full of tears just waiting to spill turns him on so badly.

His dirty talk borders on verbal abuse, demeaning you to the max. Words like 'cunt', 'whore', 'slut', you think of something awful to call someone, he's going to call you it.

You're going to be spending a lot of time on your knees, so get comfortable. You serve him, not the other way around. Doesn't mean he won't indulge you when he feels like it.

He likes it when you resist him, or beg him not to do something, to stop. He'd never stoop so low as rape, the slave girls don't count in his mind, they belong to the Legion and consent, whether it's out of resignation or not matters little to none to him.

None of this means you can't speak your dislikes or discomforts; he still values you as his, and knows you could leave him for another, so he treats you the best he knows how, including listening to you.

For some reason, you are some odd exception to some of his usual cruel actions; if something cramps or is otherwise uncomfortable for you, or you're simply not in the mood, he'll respect it and stop.

The fox likes to bite. That's all.

[terrence-silver]

How often do you think Terry and beloved would have sex?

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...A couple of times a day?

As many times a day as they could?

Would they ever even stop?

I swear, I can imagine it being so for Terry Silver.

He strikes me as the type of person who'd view sex as a recreational pleasure and something in the vein of workout, training, exercise or martial arts --- and we all know he has a penchant for all of those things. Heck --- it's his life. If he spars, he fucks before or after (or both). If he indulges in some warm-up Kata, the routine is much the same. And if he hones his fighting skills in whatever, shape, way or form, yes, you've guessed it --- sex could come both before and after the act because it's all sport to him most days. It's adrenaline. It's self-indulgent. The high of combat is best spiced up with the high of fucking for him; those two complement and reflect each other immaculately in his opinion. They're each other's extensions. They go together as perfectly as an old wine and caviar do. He tests the mettle of his fists, arms and legs on a punching bag or some sparring partners and he tests the mettle of the rest of himself on another warm body. It's both Spartan and hedonistic and I feel he's a perfect blend of both. I wouldn't put it past him if his libido for both fighting and sex is best enhanced by the other like a big Ying Yang. After good series of workout, Terry always tends to feel particularly horny and pumped up and after some good fucking, he's feeling up for a fight all over again because it got his blood running. And vice versa. In fact, his libido could be so high that he'd fuck you during training, during work hours, in front of his staff, while he's conducting business, all while he's in that in-between liminal space that leads from the dojo training mat to the bedroom and back.

When he wants, he wants --- with his entire appetite. Nothing held back.

He doesn't care if it's considered unorthodox. Abnormal. Risqué. Unhinged. Or even taboo. In fact, those notions might just make him infinitely more amused and friskier than he already he is and even more willing than ever before to just have his beloved, my god, several times a day if he could to the degree one almost wonders where on earth does Terry Silver get the inhuman levels of energy and lust from. Is it the cocaine? Is it a supplement? No, I'd prefer to say man has this unquenchable zest for life most days and undeniable passion, especially in the 80's, that'll have beloved walking around bowlegged and blending three days together just to catch up on their sleep because he's drained them that much. There will be times, frequently at that, where he and beloved simply won't leave the bed at all and he'll conduct his business from there and undoubtedly multitask by being inside of beloved all while having an international call with Hong Kong, for example, because go figure. Where there's a will, there's a way. ����‍♀️He's somehow a Billionaire workaholic overachiever martial arts master who can and will be hypersexual with relish and still have endurance leftover.

[suckmybearings]

SHIPCANON —

In the berth, Decepticon!Wheeljack is, as with most things, ruthless and unpleasant. And like Autobot!Wheeljack, he enjoys indulging in Plug 'n' Play. And also like how his counterpart is with his own partners, Decepticon!Wheeljack would reassure Electron once it starts to become overwhelming for her. When she begins to resist because the existential pleasure has started to wane beneath the white-hot pain, vocalizing the real fear that he's going to melt her circuitry, he would stroke her helmcrest as she lies there on top of him, vulnerable and under his control, and tell her that she "can take it" and "just two more laps" for him to get them there. But unlike his counterpart, Decepticon!Wheeljack doesn't welcome or obey a safeword system. He would ignore any further resistance from Electron, including being told to "slow down" and "stop", and obliterate any firewalls she might start slamming into place in hopes of slowing him down herself. And also unlike his counterpart, he wouldn't have reassured her that he won't cause her internal damage. Because he has definitely done that to lesser bots.

[fortnite-smekcannons]

montague has a marking/blood kink, he gets off at his lover being bruised.

I grinned happily when reading this

[radiaking]

Coop assumes Lucy’s softness will carry over into sexual things and gets a very, very pleasant surprise lmfao

[msnihilist]

Any nsfw fairy anatomy headcanons? does wanda have DICK AND BALLS?

Well, I think Wanda and Cosmo are both trans. That has nothing to do with fairy anatomy, that's just how their baby was conceived, lol.

I do think that some fairies have "sensitive" wings that they enjoy having stimulated during sex, and there's probably a societal taboo around having a "human fetish." Other than that, I don't think about sex with this series all that much!