#— roleplay // answered memes

[prokopetz]

Oh, you're a rules-light storygame designer making their first foray into writing a crunchy tactical RPG? Very cool. So: mecha or magical girls?

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑪𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑳 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑰𝑬𝑾. ( send one or more of these to get to know the person behind the blog a little better. )

[ cherry ]  what is one thing you love about yourself? [ crimson ]  what is one thing you wish you could change about yourself? [ scarlet ]  what is one thing you wish you could do? [ ruby ]  give one random fun fact about yourself. [ tangerine ]  do you speak other languages? if yes, which? [ amber ]  which is your favorite season? why? [ bronze ]  if you were stranded on a deserted island, which three things would you want to have with you? [ apricot ]  what do you think your life will be like in ten years? [ canary ]  do you have pets? if yes, how many and what? [ lemon ]  do you believe in ghosts? how about aliens? [ bumblebee ]  where have you always wanted to travel to? [ blonde ]  what is your favorite type of music? favorite artist? favorite song? [ lime ]  describe yourself as a character / mix of characters you've always related to the most. [ emerald ]  bonus round: coffee or tea? morning or night? extroverted or introverted? hot or cold? fruits or vegetables? sweet or salty?

[ mint ]  when did you start your blog? what made you start it? [ olive ]  what gives you the most inspiration for your muse(s)? [ cerulean ]  what is your favorite ( type of ) character to write? [ teal ]  which fandom has been your favorite to be a part of? which has been the least favorite? [ azure ]  is there a specific character or type of character you want to write but never have? why? [ navy ]  what do your muse(s) mean to you? [ indigo ]  when did you first start writing / roleplaying? [ denim ]  have you ever roleplayed on any other site(s) besides tumblr? [ mauve ]  give one random headcanon about your muse / one of your muses. [ lavender ]  if you could change one thing about the rpc as a whole, what would it be? [ plum ]  are you more of a dialogue or a description writer? [ mulberry ]  what tips would you give someone with writer's block? [ coral ]  give a shoutout to one of your favorite blogs. [ fuchsia ]  bonus round: angst or fluff? one-liners or paras? plotting or winging it? memes or starter calls? single muse or multimuse?

[meggydolaon]

It is GredPandering hours 💚🖤🐐

[appleasks]

Has Alastor ever taken a bite out of you? (in a cannibalistic way, not a romantic way lmao)

“haha  ...  i  don't  believe  i'd  even  let  him  get  within  cane-distance  from  me.”

[memesthatonlycatertome]

[doctorcranes-ask]

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

no. I am too narcissistic and don't care about anyone else enough.

[vergess]

this is a really really weird question but i saw a post of yours a little while ago calling the muppet joker blog performance art and i was wondering why you're so sure of that? i'm not sure either way honestly

Oh, it's really simple: I sent him various anons in various levels of "in character" and only the truly IC anons were answered, whereas meta anons like "do you take magic anons" were ignored. At the time of sending, he was only responding to a couple asks a day so it wasn't a traffic issue.

This type of filtering asks instead of shotgun blasting them indicates a "directorial" approach that makes it very obvious to long time roleplayers of all sorts, but especially those familiar with tumblr RP, exactly what is happening here.

It's a game.

It's specifically a game making fun of TIRF behaviours by having them come from an MRA rather than a RadFem.

Once you can see that, the rest of the posts become hilarious (if you're into that, which I am).

[helluva-hazbins]

“Now you’re  r e a l l y  jumping to conclusions…” (from Silver @silverwingborn )

"Oh, I'm sure you'd like me to think so but I'm gonna have to remain adamant here. Seems I've managed to strike a nerve though." He laughed, a small victory anytime someone seemingly exposed themselves when they'd meant to defend or deflect. "You knooow, you'd be less inclined to embarrassment if you only gave in to owning the things you've been conditioned to hide or be shameful of~" he coninued in a sing-song tone, he wasn't sure why he was giddy over this but somehow he was.

[svtskneecaps]

ok folks this lives and dies between us but i swear to god with every passing moment and every new fact i learn i am more and more convinced that had i spoken portuguese at age 11 when i got into minecraft youtube the first time i would BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT have had a tiny little baby 11 year old celebrity crush on pactw

[leafyztar]

fre shavaka do

FRE SHAVACA DO

[sesshy380-rp]

*give Kat a plush full of catnip*

Kat immediately recognized the stuffed toy, and to avoid the embarrassment of going full cat-brain in her human appearance, she quickly changed forms before full on attacking the plush; throwing in a few kicks just for fun.

[14dayswithyou]

14dwy AU where everything is the same except you go back to your tumblr rp roots and let me roleplay with the skrunkly 🔫🥰

TENDER SIMPER FORMS 'pon alabaster countenance as the pink-haired patron pulls his lover close. Slender digits wrap around their waist &. find comfort 'gainst the warmth it provides, while a tender kiss is placed 'pon a crown of moon-kissed tresses.

❛❛      M-Missed you,      angel. ❜❜ He breathes, ❛❛      So much.      ❜❜

[veinrupture]

Hands you a kitten

Her name is chestnut

Sprints away

"What's this for?!" Peter yells. Perez was gonna kill him for this as he can't have animals.

[hymns-across-the-stars]

M!A: Mirage has to join the gaggle of Angels-and-Robots turned human. (Mun decides on the timeframe)

Aw fuck.

Being arguably human in personality does not remotely prepare one for bullshit like this. Being partially biological does not remotely prepare one for bullshit like this.

Everything feels wrong, sensations firing everywhere like a fucking flashbang—but it's really just air and clothes and hair on soft flesh. The world looks too crisp. Her legs wobble under her like she's but a newborn fawn. Even her thoughts feel like they form a little too slow.

There's no alerts. No flickers of a HUD. Just her and her thoughts and the million billion things she has to manually process on her own. Oh, and does this even count as her? The memories are intact, but everything else—

God, this is so much. She sinks to the floor—though she also catches a brief glimpse of herself in a reflective surface.

Oh, she thinks dimly under the panic. At least I'm cute.

[24 hours / 6:30 PM PT (maybe more if i feel like it lol)]

[appleasks]

who needs a busboy now that you got the chef

“michelin tasting menu free à la carte! i’m glad you enjoyed my song, dear! i just wished it wasn’t ruined by that … that … man.”

[godkilller]

◎ "Que cajrajo, then what DO you care about?"

Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it’s a secret.

❝ I ain't so sure it even counts as that anymore, what I once felt 'bout that person. I'm more enraged than I am devoted, ain't I? It's gotten all twisted up like a knot. This ain't care anymore, this's obsession, 'n if so... I might's well keep goin'. ❞