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[rattenpelz]

*horny guy voice* someone pls cut me open and dig around in my guts

[punishedsaints]

[elliotpostmemes]

[crepusculum-rattus]

local old man caught sleeping on the job smh smh

not his ass sleeping when he should be fishing..🎣

[kayliraine]

02.04.2024

hello mahito nation???

[cathartic-tomfoolery]

Guess what...VIRGIL THE RAT-A-TAT-TAT!!!

Like, he's such a funking icon heellppp ㅠ0ㅠ

(Pls ignore lack of strap on bass & funked up anatomy..)

[ratswillconquist]

Whiskers

[lowpolyanimals]

Why are so many rats low poly

they are the ultimate low poly animal

[in-parkour-civilization]

I like 2 think abt Evbo as a concept/god sometimes.

Evbo who comes back a month later to Emf panicking, wondering why they are when he could have sworn he was only non-corporal for a few minutes?

Evbo who forgets which conversation he’s in and freezing halfway through his sentence. Holding multiple conversations at the same time is hard :(

Evbo who spaces out a little bit more whenever someone prays. He can hear them, and it’s hard to focus.

Evbo who goes to nap one day and wakes up a week later feeling fine. Why is everyone so worried? It’s only been, like, an hour. Right?

Evbo who forgets to eat for months on end and blacks out when he spends some time in a fully human form

Evbo who works into the late hours of the night and the early hours of the morning because he doesn’t need sleep

Evbo bringing up things that he could have sworn happened, whole people who don’t exist, because he keeps mixing himself with parts from other timelines

(It makes him feel human to have blood.)

(He doesn’t have any anymore.)

(It comes out gold, now.)

(He always hated gold.)

(It was the color of his tormentors.)

Godly Evbo :D

-🐀

HOLY FUCKING SHIT !!!!!

[karistiltskin]

and if i said peter pettigrew was the funniest marauder what would you say👂🎤

[strickenspirit]

My girls receive a little cat tunnel from my friend and Honey has truly never been happier 🐀🖤

[jiitterbuug]

I have been plagued with Rat Birkin

edit: I FORGOT TO DRAWBHIS TAIL SHIT

[crepusculum-rattus]

blood for the blood god 🐷👑

[empydoc]

RATS! i’ve dropped my VALENTINES THEMED HUSH/DOC headcanons! 🐀 🐀 🐀 (how does this keep happening?!)

- doc probably doesn’t give two diddly squats about valentines but they like to think about it as a chance to get closer to people.

- ergo, this somehow leads to them thinking of making hush something in terms of … food, maybe?

- they know he technically doesn’t need it, but all the times he’s cooked for them has been nice. and not to mention, he’s getting good at it too

- so they get to cookin’. a little something here, a little something there— a favourite meal of theirs!

- suddenly, a hush appears! he notices them in the kitchen and inquires

- “What’re you doing, Doc? Did you expect me?”

- doc realises that for some reason they didn’t anticipate such a CALL OUT

- they shrug, offering him to look over their work in progress of a meal

- “What’s this? It smells good.”

- they nod, explaining the meal to him. he inspects their means of a process, asking questions mainly of ‘why’s’ and ‘how’s’.

- he feels like an interviewer with all these questions, to the point where once doc’s finished, they insist he tries it instead of asking any further.

- to their odd surprise, he does exactly that, looking at them with a pause before…

- “This is your favourite? I can see why.”

- they smile, and he almost feels compelled to keep that image in his mind.

- doc asks for him to sit with them & eat, and he does. hush makes occasional comments on how cooking their favourite meal is worth learning, and doc responds with a satisfied hum.

- when they finish, hush leans against doc, looking at them with a soft expression

- “You’re very bright when you’re happy, Doc.”

- what’s that supposed to mean? they feel his presence right in their core.

- “So… I’d like you to tell me more about ‘Valentines’.”

- as you wish. they nod and relax into that feeling.

[ghost-diner]

another orange riso! 🐀 inspired by The Narcissist Cookbook's song 'Castle of Rats' ---- it's real good!