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[jaxieshauna]

LESBIAN CATE YES!!!

idc what anyone says

give me more lesbian cate thoughts please im begging you

YEA ASS so glad somebody asked i #cheered ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و <- me

i think she is PEAK comphet repressed lesbian... imagine her feeling a brief sickening relief after luke because she's free . she never admits it to anybody && shoves that thought away because of course she loved him , grief works in mysterious ways but she's plagued frequently with the thought when she's left alone in the dark.

cate is sooo jealous she gets jealous over everything. her thinking she hates jordan because they're full of themself && overly competitive && can be cocky but really it's because of the way marie looks at them. the way she lights up when she sees them , the way she looks at them like they hung the stars , the way they exchange "secret" looks && have all these stupid inside jokes.... no yeah it's Definitely the cockiness i think

she's obsessed with keeping up the image of the perfect little princess. perfectly crafted dgaf attitude. she's known for being noncommittal && passes up a lot of guys . she's "picky" && she's like a prize to guys because of it ( ew ) .. the real reason she for this is because she HATESS sex with men. pda in general with them , it makes her feel so gross. of course she finds herself thinking about what it would be like to touch a girl or call a girl "baby" but everyone does that... right ? O_o

she's secretly suuuch a loser , god she's so needy && clingy. she pretends she doesn't care but if she doesn't get good morning && good night texts at Least she gets super moody. she's sooo possessive you give someone else more attention for a second && she's planning their downfall... lowkey manipulative.. giving you the biggest puppy eyes , "so you don't love me... :C ..." && you reassure her but every time she hits you with the "prove it" && you can't say no to those big wet puppy eyes. of course you have to keep your relationship a secret but you love her , don't you ૮ ⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝ ྀིა

she follows marie around like a little pet. she's so puppygirl ( sensing a pattern in jaxieshauna blorbos / true forms ) . if she likes a girl she's following them around her whole mood depends on them. FREAKKK ( same ) trying to act so chill && nonchalant but she's losing it if they smile at her.

she lovees butches ^__^ .. she would love a little himbo butch boyfriend .. she's femme4all but boy does she love a good butch . .

she's a pro at picking crushes.. comphet is a Beast ... she has 3 hallway crushes , 1 more "serious" one && 2 "boyfriend contenders" picked out at all time. perfected the tears when "he doesn't like me back ૮₍˶ ╥ ‸ ╥ ⑅₎ა" && still has trouble distinguishing if they're genuine sometimes.

my brain is fried atm because i stupidly pulled an all nighter but i can && will cook more my thoughts are just a jumbled mess right now :L .. hope at least some of this is coherent erm !! number one lesbian!cate truther has come home

[jaxieshauna]

is it time for the HOTD facts ??!?!

i can't do a Full rant right now because my last one i ran out of characters twice on discord with nitro ( && not a soul read ermmmmm ) but let me put you onto tmasc butch rhaenyra because it's lowkey canon if you squint... i will do a more in depth one with spoilers but milly alcock literally played him so loser butch like look at ts && tell me it's not butchfemme ...

there's a scene in the first episode where rhaenyra mourns never being a son to her father && her gender is a huge part of the show && in My humble opinion a lot of it can be read as her being trans ( both tfem or tmasc though i lean towards tmasc for other reasons )

also there's one scene where he goes out on the town dressed up as a boy so he won't be recognized due to his status && he gets HORRIBLY excited when someone refers to him as a boy like his whole face lights up && he literally beams telling d*emon "he called me boy! 1!!1 !!! ٩(˃̶͈̀௰˂̶͈́)و"

&& there is MUCH to be said about adult!rhaenyra being butch / tmasc as well specifically in season 2.. i will not spoil bc it is gutwrenching && insane but lmk when ur able to watch && i will infodump about it but basically there is evidence for tmasc butchnyra if u squint in s2 ^__^

i would LOVE to infodump about rhaenicent as well because they are sickening && one of my favorite yuris ever like not a day goes by where i am not physically ill over them but a TON of it is in s2 && i don't want to spoil them either... i'm shaking with autism erm i'm Definitely Normie !!!!!! ^___^

&& GREENS INFODUMP RAHAGHHGSJFD HELAENA DUMP && HELAENA IN REGARDS TO RHAENICENT DUMPG FSHDJKL GSK E HEHGHEHE ALICENT && HER CHILDREN ERM i;m sooo noraml um ... in short rhaenyra targaryan you ARE the father.. ( && alicent is jace's )

[jaxieshauna]

shackles are OFF.

anyway..... more yellowjackets song stuff because ur so right plz

omg >__< going 2 ramble about jackieshauna && christine ... writing essay about spins instead of homework essay as per ush :PP

the first verse of christine actually very much mirrors the yellowjackets pilot && i am NOT sane about it... like it is literally about them i hope i DIE !!!! erm..

i think the "you always wanted to raise a baby by the lake" part is insane like comphet!jackie wanting the perfect life && to be the perfect mother && the perfect wife. "maybe they'll grow up && never make the same mistakes" but callie has made so many of jackie's mistakes. shauna is so consumed by jackie that callie makes her sick she Literally hates her. she is so entwined with jackie && she hurts shauna && shauna hurts her. ermmmm "knowing you, they'd be the first kid to never hurt another." shauna knows how much jackie cares && how harmless she really is. even her at her most venomous is hardly that. she critiques but it's fair. shauna rips into jackie's character, her being, but jackie only ever brings up things that are true. idk if im making sense but erm.. i see a lot of lines in the song coming from both of them && that's part of what makes me so unwell.

the last part of the song i can see coming from both jackie && shauna && it makes me so fucking CRAZY . "i see you look at him && wonder if he'll make you a mother." i see shauna saying that about jackie who longs to love jeff. she almost dreads motherhood because she'd be tethered to him forever but at the same time she craves it Because of that && because it would make her Normal. on the otherhand i can see jackie saying it about shauna because she knows. she knows he's unfaithful && she knows he's fucking her best friend so she knows shauna is doing that to her. they think they're being sneaky but she knows. && she thinks maybe shauna loves him in the way she's not sure she could. also maybe shauna dreading him getting her pregnant, making her a mother because he's jackie's. but also feeling that thrill of him being jackie's so it's almost like she is jackie && jackie is hers. jackie letting herself be hurt because she thinks it's what she deserves. "after all, nobody's perfect — there may be better but you don't feel worth it."

the final part makes me actually nauseous because i also see that coming from both shauna && jackie. "but if you get married i'd object. throw my shoe at the alter && lose your respect. i'd rather lose my dignity than lose you to somebody who won't make you happy." i think it's more obvious to be coming from shauna but it goes both ways in my mind. shauna for more obvious reasons , jackie is with jeff && on paper is devoted to him. she wants him to be her first && last && there's a real chance at them staying together if jackie can play her cards right. shauna knows jeff could never make her happy she's heard about all of the shit he puts jackie through, cheating on her, them breaking up all the time. "other nights you admit he's not what you had in mind." shauna knows he's not the perfect guy jackie makes him out to be && how much jackie truly doubts their relationship. she doesn't want to see jackie trapped in a relationship where she can't be secure or feel genuinely loved. or a relationship where she can't be herself.. ( lesbian ).

i see it coming from ghost!jackie too ermm ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ . i think i see it coming from jackie even more if i'm being honest.... ( guess which one is my blorbo && me irl ) jackie being angry && hurt because shauna ( && jeff but mostly shauna ) betrayed her. jeff && shauna's marriage would be a betrayal to her for obvious reasons methinks. but if they got married she'd object because both jeff && shauna were supposed to be Hers && how could they do that to her. maybe it'd mean they never loved her && if they never loved her than who ever had. i think jackie is afraid that jeff Could make shauna happy && that's the worst part for her. obviously he couldn't && it was jackie shauna wanted the whole time but jackie doesn't know that.

ermmm idk if any of this is coherent my mom called as i was writing this && i got mega distracted but er ??! what do we think ? it's so hard to put my thoughts into real coherent words but this actually plagues me every fawking day...... head in my hands.. honestly didnt proofread so sorry if this is extra insane but ouughhg

[jaxieshauna]

i saw this yj fan call someone RACIST for not finding kevin (travis's actor) attratcive.

thats genuinely batshit behavior i fear like i dont even know how to respond withou t being mean && saying some bad words .. gues im racist too then cause hes real uggo in my humble opinion ermmmm..

[jaxieshauna]

got travis x misty on my feed and went into fuckjng cardiac arrwst

murder is okay sometimes... misty is a LESBIAN

[jaxieshauna]

https://www.tumblr.com/jaxieshauna/765506511210528768/can-we-normalize-blocking-over-headcanons

lowkey me with transfem travis headcanons..... sorry!

OH MY GOD I'VE SAID THIS TOO BECAUSE THAT MAN IS LITERALLY A RAGING MISOGYNIST IDC THAT HE STARTS TO GROW IN S2 BEEEE FUCKING FOR REALL . the way people want to woobify him && try to justify their liking him by saying "oh he's actually a girl && a lesbian 🤓☝️" he hates women dawg what are you on about . also people will be like "erm he's a girl 🥺" && then turn around && be wildly transphobic && overall weird when the yellowjackets are headcanoned as transfem or trans in any way for that matter . it's so weird to me the way people treat travis && babygirlify him when he's travis..... 🤢 remember when we used to be a proper country && everyone hated or didn't care about any of the men... can we bring that back because why is it now a hot take && you lowkey get clowned on if you hate travis .

[jaxieshauna]

Ru dating any1 atm?

vro who keeps sendig this do you want me or smth

no but talkig to someone ^___^

[jaxieshauna]

hi oomf💜 we crode.

my oomfie this just moved me to weep i think i'm gonna drown in my tears. 😢😢😢

[jaxieshauna]

okay first travis is NOT a girl..... AND WHY WOULD HE BE CHOKING LOTTIE???? THERE ISNT A GOOD REASON FOR THAT.

actual fucking FREAK .. im holding back from saying. something. that will get me banned. but tum that's why. youre ugly and your dad left when you were 3 and you were assiged TUM at birth ... i would accept yj turning more supernatural only if it meant tr*vis died by the hand of every yellowjacket at separate times each more brutal than the last and then t4t lottienat becomes canon and they fuck on his grave . tr*vis dickriders are a ctually the worst breed remember when we used to be a proper country and everyone hated him like god intended. ... now my beautiful wolf VAN is catching more strays than that ugly misogynist like free my butch and give him a gun .

[jaxieshauna]

i wanna rewatch yellowjackets on netflix but for some reason i'll feel like a travnat fan who defends travis's actions

bro u are real also i fear i am genuinely so abnormal about yellowjackets that rewatching would be detrimental to my health && wellbeing && i am being 100 percent slash serious ermmmmm .. #psychotic #deluded 😂😂 . sorry but i lowkey discriminate against netflix watcher s bc why are all of them brainless tr*vnats saying literally the dumbest things && not understanding ANYYY of the complexities && nuances of the show or anything beyond the surface.. these dumbos saying jackieshauna is fiction && spreading "jackie is a mean girl" tells me they prob didnt even actually watch the show .. my headcanon is that the "lisa is travnat daugher" was a netflixer or tiktoker headcanon bc ermmmm ... sorry this is kinda mean im off my meds && slee p deprived but i. need to speak my truth . also lee harker is me meeeow ฅ≽^•⩊•^≼ฅ

[jaxieshauna]

myGOD i hate this damn fandom shut up about travnat im leaving this fandom

UPVOTE next person to talk positively about travnat in front of me i will be killing myself in front of to change the trajectory of their life forever

[jaxieshauna]

the yjs fandom when it comes to making ass theories 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

well yes bc no offense but some of these s3 theories are actually straight cheeks && based entirely on delusion && maybe a dream .. fym lisa is travisnat's child brother ( i might be tripping bc i am off my meds again but i do believe i saw that somewhere )

[jaxieshauna]

went through tags again. GEN V ??!?! i luv gen v. need ur thoughts on it instantly i fear °•°

OMG okay i need to rw bad but i have soooooo many cate thoughts cause i'm Normal !! ( she's me && she in particular is a spin of mine ermmm ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ )

cate is a LESBIAN !!!!!!!!!! i fear this is one hc i block over because she is a lesbian && it makes me crazy when people deny it despite there being no canon evidence ,, i actually wrote a fic about this on an old account that i lost the password to ( ૮₍˶ ╥ ‸ ╥ ⑅₎ა ) but she is peak comphet lesbian.. i have so many thoughts on lesbian!cate && mariecate ... erm normie !!! mariecate TOXIC YURIIIII yummy yum yum.

pleeeek don't stone me && kill me with hammers for this but i have Many thoughts about involuntary age regressor ! cate also && shetty using that to manipulate her especially after her alienation from her family after what happened with her brother...... um normal or cooked ?

i need to yap your ear off when i rewatch my brain is overloading with excitement i'm struggling to think right now but JUMPS AROUND !!!!! i am cate dunlap ceo && her butch bf ( real not fake ) so smiles reallll big ૮ ◜ ‧̫ ◝ ა

[jaxieshauna]

participating in the ask game hehehehehe. 🫂🪻💿

omg real gif spotted of us !!! putting you in the microwave thank u syd i'm jumping about in joy !!! hugging u && pawing at u

[jaxieshauna]

🪻🌻💧🍁🕹️ !!!

-🕯️ (even tho u already know who i am teehees!!)

GHEFJHT TEHEHE this actually almost made me tear up ermm.. (/ω＼) thank u friend i spin u around && give u a kissie ( platonic ) . wagging my tail sm && smiling . i appreciate u SM ! ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა

[jaxieshauna]

how life feels when i find a lottie x reader rhat isnt no incsest shit

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