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[yanmuffins]

Ok it would be so much funnier if perry was something that the bat fam also had no idea about

Like we just have a platypus waddling in the house without anyone noticing

context.

anon, you are so right!! to be fair, damian does have a dog, a cat and a whole cow, but a platypus? who has a pet platypus?

in my head, reader brought their pet with them when they first arrived at the manor, but only alfred was present to welcome them, which means he, with the exception of damian, is the only one who is habituated with the platypus existing in the manor.

which means every other family member will have to meet reader's pet by randomly stumbling upon it. better yet, the platypus may or may not be sneaking around the manor due to its secret agent activities. just various instances of batfam members going about their day then boom, platypus.

example 1: tim gets up in the middle of the night, trips on something, looks back to see what made him fall, loudly exclaims "is this a platypus?" to no one in particular and goes about his business in a daze. morning comes, he waves off the whole incident as a dream. it takes a few days until he sees the platypus again, being carried by you. he screams.

example 2: bruce coming downstairs for his morning coffee. there is a very normal regular platypus on the kitchen counter. it's wearing a little hat. he blinks. the little hat is gone. must have been his imagination. alfred is making eggs and does not seem at all alarmed by this. at first he assumes it belongs to damian, but he's surprised when you come into the kitchen, saying "perry! there you are!" and scampering off again with the platypus.

... on another note, the surveillance cameras in the manor have been acting out lately. as might be expected, nobody connects it to the platypus. they don't do much.

[bloodwr4th]

If you get married, would you take your partners last name ?

question kol on relationship.

" i would. in a heartbeat, i would. i would not love for either my wife or husband to wear à name that can be sometimes heavy to bear. though, if they were a mikaelson, they would be feared. they would have anything. fear does that to people when they saw a mikaelson enters a room. "

[susato-mikotoba-blog]

Klint is very much alive

I… why? People who pass are supposed to stay passed, especially for so long..

[klint-vanzieks]

How good are you at tying cravats?

Anonymous-

One doesn't do so well in a career like mine if one cannot groom himself properly while running for his life, pursued by gunfire, with a broken wrist and a concussion.

I have been tying my own cravat and shoelaces since I was small. You may as well ask if I am competent at signing my name.

Yours in query,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[ratsnbrains]

Transmasc doesn't mean men tho.

it's a male aligned spectrum, anon. I can read, I see the do not always identify as a man part, but you go ahead and call most transmascs "not men", see how they feel about it.

[advertisesouls]

ur "oc" is just a female alastor thats trying too hard to be this mastermind when shes not lmao

here you go, anon. a gold star just for you! thanks for feeling like you had to take the time out of your day to send me this. :)

[punisheye]

heavy is the chest that carries the tits or whatever

...

"Do I... haveta start buttonin' my shirts up all the way...?"

[dunmeshistash]

hello! i really love your blog, thank you for sharing dunmeshi stuffs ( ◜‿◝ )♡

Regarding Senshi's diary, I would like to print my own copy, just like the Harta booklet. May I ask if there is any site/link that you could recommend where I could save the english translated images in hd? It's okay if there's none, I just saw your post about it and wondered if there's an hd version because tumblr kinda lowers the image's quality. Thank you in advance!

No problem! I don't really have them in hd tho.. I found the second half on the dungeon meshi subreddit and the first part is from the scan from bato.to, which is not amazing quality :/

I think how it looks on tumblr is about the same as the ones I got (if you open them on a new window so its not compressed)

[forgottnseccnd]

A message came in.

“Well well old friend, I thought you were still alive. Now someone owes me money. Anyways, need supplies?”

The message started with clear joy, switching a smug, than back to happy.

A pause at the message. Aurelius could barely focus on much as he was attached to the damn wall, using his very energy to keep everything powered. The techpriest Nirisch shifted as he kept the vox to his Primarch's lips.

" ... Supplies... yes, that would be good... " Aurelius spoke, yet it was more of a tired mumble as he did his best to keep his head up. " ... who is this? This is... Ursa Major... "

Nirisch nervously murmured as he held the vox with his servo arm, adjusting the many wires that connected the Primarch's arms, legs and back to the wall of the engine room. " Right... okay, my Lord... um-- ah-- could you ask if they have any sort of auramite? "

A grunt, Aurelius's eyes flicking over beneath his helmet. Auramite? That was rare... they'd be able to get their hands on ceramite, or adamantine...

" ... do you have any possible auramite in your supplies? My techpriest requires them for his masterworks... "

[sanguinelupus]

why are you niggafying the originals

because i can, nonny. because i can

i already niggafied damon. now klaus. next is elijah.

i will make every character in this damn show a negro

cry about it

[yanmuffins]

saw that jon was isabellas reader, and was curious.. since phineas was oblivious to isabellas crush, since the bat fam is now aware of that they make inventions, atleast I think, I wonder how they would react whenever they see jon trying to talk to the reader or like stare at them from afar while the reader was working on a new invention, blissfully unaware (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

(srry if this idea is weird 😞)

not weird at all, anon!

jon has a puppy crush on reader which is very much apparent to everyone else but reader. it was apparent to damian, but he tolerated it since his sibling didn’t notice. saying he’s supportive of jon is going a too far, though. he, too, is of the opinion that things were way better before bruce found out about reader’s inventions. now they don’t get to go on all those fun adventures :c and i think the rest of the family tolerates it, too. dick, stephanie and cassandra straight up think it’s cute, but that’s only because they don’t actually think anything will come out of it. jason, tim and barbara think it’s hilarious watching reader not notice jon has a crush on them. bruce sighs heavily and shakes his head disapprovingly every five seconds. no one is actually hostile to him. actually, it’s good for reader to have a friend or two outside the family. to keep them distracted.

[bloodwr4th]

Rumor has it that you could have stopped henriks death.

send rumor has it ... to see kol's reaction.

guess they did hit on a nerve this time.

[susato-mikotoba-blog]

What was your grandmother like?

My grandmother was a wonderful woman, someone who I’ve looked up to for so long. She’s incredibly kind and always made sure I was happy while I was under her care. If I needed comfort, she’d put my head in her lap and talk to me about her life. I was quite emotional as a child, and she was very good at making me happy again. When father came back to Japan, she stood by my side and explained exactly where he was, what he was doing, and that I didn’t need to be afraid of him.

Before we knew what happened to Kazuma-sama, I always visited their graves on the same day. I suppose I needed guidance from them. I wish she was able to be here to see how far we’ve come.

[klint-vanzieks]

um... hullo!! youre the scary mans family, right??? youu look like him... except youre pink... do you know where to get a wooden penguin???

scary.....

Mx. Constellation-

Have you tried a local woodcarver....?

Yours in intimidation,

The Paladin of Roncevaux

[ratsnbrains]

There are screenshots.

if you mean screenshots about me reblogging posts using the misandry/transmisandry words, yes, that's highly possible. I admitted in the past not knowing about the facist/misogynist roots of the word.

I can own up to my mistakes, anon. it can be shocking to some but english isn't my first language and when it came to that one word, I've admitted to not doing research before browsing tags. I genuinely thought it had a meaning closer to equality between genders and recognition that some categories of men (poc, disabled, queer) also faced some form of injustice.

I have nothing to hide.