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For The Last Time
#harmony and horror#harmony & horror#h&h#harmony n horror#battington#battington tapes#martin greywhinder#gloria greywhinder#harmony and horror oc#harmony and horror au#doomed moonlight au#analog horror#oc tags#mari faucher#harmony and horror mari#oc#oc art#oc artwork#original character#for the last time#В последний раз#animatic
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home is done
🏡👽📮
#аой выкупила этот участок#потому что на землю ее отправили “не пустой”#в последний раз позаботившись об этой малышке#здесь есть заброшенный дом#но аой устраивает ее бытовка#и пока она не планирует расширяться#ts4#ts4 simblr#ts4 gameplay#ts4 new simblr#the sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#симс 4#симс 4 скриншоты#симс 4 геймпле��
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о, там фикбук отмер. ну как там. здесь
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Даже немного забавно, что я знаю, как начинали популярнейшие сейчас в ру сегменте художники. И как же жутко, что мне пришлось наблюдать, как эти конкретные художники по сути объединились в закрытое общество.
#а ещё забавнее если ты знаешь что они все вместе рисовали в определенные периоды времени и у кого какой таракан в голове обитал.#хотела изначально про кое-что другое написать но. нооооо. хотите поржать с того как часть худ тусовки словила краш на Балора?#короч. шёл 2015-16 год. Саша и Эскапизм косплеит Балора а Ales её фотографирует.#на фоне где-то бегают традиджитал антейку и малина с фанартами того же Балора.#и чисто отдельным тараном с базукой передо мной проходят художники которые позже присоединятся к бабл.#максимально цирк-шапитошная ситуация для подростковой меня была.#А ЕЩЁ ЗАБАВНЕЕ ВСТРЕЧАТЬ ПОЛУЧИВШИХ ЗАСЛУЖЕННОЕ ВНИМАНИЕ ЛЮДЕЙ КОТОРЫХ ТЫ ЗНАЛ ПО ФД ЗА КОТОРЫЙ МНОГИМ УЖЕ СТЫДНО#последнее у меня много раз происходило. в последний раз наверно это было с накамураклео. мы обе были в фд блича. мы обе помним. КРИНЖ ЖИВЁТ
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немного грустно но в то же время очень смешно наблюдать как онлайн подружки реагируют на дэнэндфилкрафтс
#грустно потому что нас в беседе осталось 4#и я даже не помню когда мы в последний раз занимались бессмысленной но смешной хуйней
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listening to a suicidal song i relate to: crying
listening to a piano and/or russian cover of that song: CRYING
#text#vent#it just feels more personal that way#this is about rolling girl by the way#девочка пропала в мире грез.. несбытычны мечты ее!...#еще раз! только раз! еще раз? дай последний шанс!#god.#i mean this isnt strictly about rolling girl its about lost one's weeping and tokyo teddy bear too but in this case its about rg
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Была у Писюна кошка, звали Дусей. Дуся была нещадно пизданутое животное — впиливалась с разбегу в стены, промахивалась нахуй мимо миски с молоком харей в пол, корчила непонятные рожи. Дусей, хстати, она была чисто формально, поскольку отзывалась и на Дусю, и на Васю с Петей, и на «пошла на хуй». В общем Дуся была не жилец в любом случае — каску у неё снесло при рождении, и по законам природы она должна была скопытиться к черту ещё в раннем детстве, когда вместо титьки тыкалась харей маме в сраку — но тут, блин, в планы естественного отбора вмешался известный гринписовец Писюн. Дефективную Дусю он нарыл на какой-та помойке и припёр, естественно, в дом — это по ходу был вообще последний раз, когда Писюн полноценно держал лохматую бестию в руках
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I apologize if the russian text isn't written correctly, I dont know russian but it's inspired by the "В последний раз" song
#Postal#postal art#postal game#postal 1#going postal#postal 1997#postal redux#postal dude#postal fanart#postal#thunderrrat#postal fandom
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А теперь вкратце(???) про нашу с бро ау по люцунгам(кстати, мы называем их цукаты)
(А еще есть ау цукады, цукини, цунами, цедра....нам так проще обозначать)
В этой ау происходят события после последней битвы из мк1, т.е. титан Цунг побежден, убит(?)(на самом деле из диалогов можно почерпнуть, что нихуя он не убит)
Некоторое время мирок восстанавливается, все приходит в норму
Но вау. Титан!Шан возвращается вновь, на сей раз особо не прикрываясь и не строя козни издалека. Он сразу заявляется к Лю и в лоб выдвигает ему предложение
Если совсем кратко - они с Кенгом заключают мирный договор между их мирами(ведь мы помним, что у Шана имеется своя вселенная, агаа)
Шан аргументирует тем, что в таком случае, он более не совершает попыток уничтожить мир Лю(в противном случае, при отказе, он продолжит и страдать будут все). Мир Лю Кенга, в свою очередь, при надобности окажет помощь Цунгу, если вдруг на него нападет кто-либо из иных титанов
Что его самого, естественно, ни капли не пугало. Но выдать свое предложение, как нечто выгодное обеим сторонам, всё-таки нужно. Всплыли еще некоторые мелочи в данн��м договоре, но, по итогу, поломавшись, Лю приходит к выводу, что ему нужно согласиться
И ладно бы только договор. Но в следующий момент Цунг уточняет:"брачный союз"
Сначала это не имело логики, но потом я выдал обоснуй в пользу логики колдуна, мол, ему нужно было морально поиздеваться над богом огня уже на данном этапе
Что, в принципе, получилось.
Тем не менее, они пришли к общему соглашению.
И изначально Шан выдвигал это все только ради того, чтобы втереться к богу в доверие, после чего спокойно устранить его, как основную проблему в завоевании
Но спустя недели. Месяцы. Больше года, планы Цунга отходили на задний план, и оба они со скрежетом внутри начали потихоньку принимать компанию друг друга.
Из маленьких хедканонов
- Цунг проникся чаем, что готовил ему Лю Кенг. И даже возвращаясь к себе, заставляя подчиненных приготовить нечто подобное, он кривился. Признавал чай только от одной персоны и только им и довольствовался
- Лю Кенг, по возможности, разбавляет свои будни каллиграфией. И, изредка, любительским рисованием.
- Цунг ненавидит проявлять свои настоящие чувства к богу на публике, его нежность просачивается лишь тогда, когда эти двое уединяются. А ранее он и вовсе проявлял подобное в неведении для Лю (например, поцелуй в щеку, пока последний спит)
- в порыве гнева, Шан разбил любимую чашку Кенга, в его отсутствие. Но, не покривив душой, он запарился и приобрел точно такую же. Так же, Шан дарил Лю заколку
- в сексе, Шан не уступает Лю Кенгу доминирующую роль, предпочитая брать инициативу на себя, растягивать процесс и довольствоваться собственными дразнилками над богом. (Лю выступил в роли актива лишь раз)
- Цунг весьма ревнив, и ревность свою завуалированно проявлял даже на первых этапах их союза, когда между ними, к��залось, еще не было ни намека на положительные чувства друг к другу
- когда Шан оставался в мире Лю Кенга и ночевал у того первые дни, он постоянно забирал одеяло у бога, в довесок спихивая его с кровати на пол(непроизвольно, во сне). Но позже вынес предложение на приобретение ложе несколько... Крупнее. Скидывания прекратились, а вот за одеяло приходится побороться.
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Редко и на французском, с ведущей похожую музыку слушаю.
Девочки !!!!
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Day 6-Cumming in Pants-Illumi/Reader
Notes: I have never actually sewed a mens suit, because 1. Tailoring is REALLY FUCKING HARD and finicky as hell 2. I'm a woman who has no need for one, and 3. I hate sewing mens clothes their boring
Anyway, enjoy. Also btw 70,000 jenny is about 700 usd
also title is from 'English Love Affair' by 5sos
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As a seamstress located in Yorknew city, you got a large volume of clientele. Be it wealthy businessmen wanting a high quality suite or spoiled princesses shopping for their next dress, you pride yourself in your high quality work and your range of designs. You made sure to treat each and every patron of your business with respect, even the strange characters you often received. Because of course, as the wealthy clients wore their clothes to gatherings, you gained a reputation for your quality and openness. And of course, the odd ones took notice.
The first hunter you had ever tailored clothes for had been kind of normal, only requiring a special waterproof fabric. But the weirdness had increased and increased and now you regularly got a parade of weird guests after weird guests.
From simple garments that required special skills or fabrics, to gravity defying outfits that any designer would turn down, you took them all. At a handsome price, of course.
It was raining. Thunder rattled the glass windows of your shop, rain hitting them so hard you worried for a moment they might break. It was dark outside, the blackness only momentarily illuminated by flashes of lightning. You hummed along with the headphones in your ears, carefully cutting the black fabric laid across your cutting table. Cutting was probably one of your least favorite parts, but it was ok right now, the music in your ears and the rain a faint lovely sound on your windows.
Your shop and studio were the same, situated in a nice part of town. Your shop was in a pleasant little street, filled with mom and pop shops and cafes, and off the beaten path far enough that you might half to know where to look. You weren't looking to incur any damages, and you especially didn't want robbers or crime near your precious creations. You did have a hunter's license, in order to hunt certain types of hides, and you were moderately powerful and would be able to protect yourself in a bad situation, but you didn't like fighting. You would prefer it if you didn't have to defend yourself at all.
Rain hits the long windows of your shop with a loud pattern, thunder cracking in the background. You humm, a calm russian pop playing through your airpods, dancing around your cutting table. You have certain songs you like playing during rain storms, just to give the right vines. Right now your favorites are В последний раз, and Goodnight Moon—
Your front door opened with a slam. You jump, one of your airpods falls out of your ear and onto the cutting table. A figure stands in your doorway. The figure is tall, with long flowing hair flipping wildly in the wind. Rain hits the hardwood floor a few feet in front of him and you push your shock and fear away and glare at the stranger.
“Can I help you?” You say, standing tall and crossing your arms. “You're getting rain all over my floors.”
The man tilts his head, backlit by the lightning, but you can kind of make out his face. He has pale skin, and big dark eyes, as dark as the night behind him. After a moment of consideration, he steps forwards into the light, letting the door close behind him.
You bend down, picking up your airpod and carefully putting both of them away before you can lose them.
The man in your doorway doesn't attempt to shake himself dry or remove the wet hair soaking water on the princess sleeves of his odd green outfit. It takes you one careful look over him to realize he's a hunter. The one lesson you’ve learned in your work with hunters over the years is not one of them dresses normally. Fastest way to spot a hunter in public is to look for the person wearing a discount spirit Halloween jester outfit or wearing what could only be described as a tree cutout robbed straight from a middle school play.
The man in the doorway tilts his head.
“You are a seamstress.” He says. It takes you a moment to realize that was a question. “You were recommended to me by my father.”
“I am a seamstress, yes.” You say, eyeing him carefully up and down. “But I'm closed right now.”
“Oh,” The man says, and then continues to stand still as a statue a few feet in front of your door. He looks a bit like a drowned kitten with big black eyes, surrounded by long black hair that sticks to his face, his clothes, his arms. He looked uncomfortable.
“I have a shower,” You say, trying to sound inviting. “You can use my dryer as well if you’d like.”
The man tilts his head slightly, black hair cascading in a wet curtain down his back. You wince as water hits your previously clean hardwood floor. He looks a bit like a porcelain doll, his face mostly eyes and confused blank expression. Finally, he speaks.
“Yes, that would be nice.” He says, stepping farther into your room. You hold out your arm to stop him.
“Stop, you're gonna get my fabric wet,” you sigh, motioning for him to stand still by the door. “Just wait here, I'll be right back.”
The man looks down, lifting his arm experimentally, as if he just remembered he's soaking wet at all. Water cascades off his arm, forming a small puddle beneath him.You sigh, massaging your forehead as you go and fetch some towels from your linen closet. When you return, the man is still standing still by the door. You hand him the towels, trying for a friendly smile. You're very tired.
“Try to dry off as much as you can,” You say, turning back to your cutting table. No reason not to get some work done. You're almost done cutting out the mock up when you feel a tap on your shoulders.
“Yeah?” You ask, trying to finish cutting out the piece you were in the middle of cutting.
“Where is the shower,” The man says from behind you.
“Oh, I'll show you.” You say, turning around. The man has rolled his long hair up in one of the towels you had handed him. In his hands, he's holding a bundle of green and yellow fabric. Fabric the almost exact color his clothes had been. You drop your scissors with a clatter, abruptly closing your eyes.
“Why are you naked?” You ask, trying to remain calm. You had only gotten a glimpse but the man looked pretty built.
“You told me not to track water on your fabric.” The man says, sounding very confused. You take a deep breath and massage your temples, keeping your eyes closed.
“I didn't mean–you know what, never mind.” You say, turning back to your cutting table and opening your eyes. In the foggy reflection of the window opposite you can catch some glimpses of skin and muscles, but you do your best not to look.
“Follow me,” You say, moving towards the back stairs, the ones that lead up to your small flat. The sound of wet feet hitting your hardwood floor follows you, so you assume the man is following you.
“Are you afraid of the human form, Miss…” The man asks. You scoff. You would assume he was mocking you, but the total lack of emotions in his voice gave away the fact that it was a genuine question.
“Name, and no, obviously not.” You say, “I just didn't expect you to be naked. What's your name again?”
“Illumi,” The man, Illumi says. “I apologize for startling you.”
You sigh, opening the door to the back stairs and starting up. Illumi follows you.
“It's fine, Mr Illumi.” You say, reaching to the top of your stairs and opening the door of your small apartment. “You can leave your clothes on the table. I'll put them in the wash.”
Illumi doesn't say anything, but you assume he nodded. The door closes behind him, blocking out the sounds of rain. You flip on the lightswitch, and golden light floods the small living room of your apartment. You slip off your shoes, and move deeper into the apartment.
“You have a nice house,” Illumi says, and you hear the wet slap of his clothes hitting your kitchen table as he continues, “although your security is poor.”
“Thanks, I guess.” You say, choosing to brush off the last comment. “The bathroom is this way.”
You walk past your open bedroom door, silently praying Illumi does not see what a mess it is, and open the small door of your bathroom, switching on the lights.
“Here we are,” You say, turning around and abruptly being reminded that he's only wearing two towels. You yank your eyes from his abs and stair at his drowned face. “You can use whatever you want in there.”
Illumi nods his head up and down, the towel on his air bobbing comically. He blinks his big eyes slowly looking at you with what can only be categorized as curiosity.
“Why did you help me?” He asks. You frown in confusion.
“What?”
“Why did you let me into your home?” He asks again, tilting his head. He really does look kinda sad and pathetic, if you ignore the rest of his mostly naked body.
“Uh…” you say, thinking for a moment. “I felt bad for you? You look like a drowned kitten.”
“Oh,” Illumi says, frowning. Then after a pause, “thank you.”
“Your welcome,” You laugh, leaning past him to grab a large towel from your upstairs linen closet, and pass it to him. He takes it and steps into the bathroom, closing the door behind him.
You're digging through your clothes drawers for some of your ex-boyfriend's clothes you know you kept when you hear the shower switching off. You hurry, grabbing some soft gray sweatpants and one of his old t-shirts and knock on the bathroom door.
“Illumi? I have some clothes for you to borrow.” You say, folding them and stacking them neatly into a pile. The door flips open and you avert your eye, shoving the clothes in his direction until you feel them leaving your hands. The door doesn't close though, and you close your eyes as clothing rustles, until the rustling has stopped for at least ten seconds. Only then do you open your eyes. Illumi looks much less drowned rat now, his pale skin still a little pink from the shower. His hair is wrapped up in a towel, and you're happy to note your ex-boyfriend's stuff fits him fine.
“Your stuff will be done in about ten minutes,” you say, turning away and leading him back down the small hallway and into your living room as you continue. “You mentioned you had business with me?”
“Yes,” Illumi says as you move into your kitchen, starting the kettle. He's still standing awkwardly in the middle of the living room like an odd statue when you turn around. You giggle.
“You can sit down,” You say, urging him into motion. He obeys, sitting upright in one of your armchairs, hands folded neatly in his lap. “Would you like some tea?”
“Yes,” Illumi says, and you pull two mugs out of the cabinet as he continues. “I was told your work is excellent.”
You select a chamomile tea out of the tea cabinet and put a tea bag into each cup.
“It is,” You say. “Who said that though.”
“My father,” Illumi says. You scan your brain for anyone he could possibly be referring to and come up empty.
“Did you need something made?” You ask instead, pouring the hot water into the mugs and putting a plate over them to let them steep. “I'm a bit swamped right now with an unusual request, but if it's easy I can totally make something for you.”
“Mother told me my suit is too small.” Illumi says, still sitting stiff and unnatural on one of your cushy chairs. You grab both of the mugs, placing one on the coffee table in front of Illumi.
“A suite, huh.” You say, taking a sip of your chamomile tea and letting the warmth sooth your bones. As far as normal garments go, Suites would probably be one of the hardest garments ever. Making a suite was one thing, making a well tailored suit in a small time frame without five hundred fittings was quite another. But, in your profession you had long ago learned that there were worse things you might be forced to make than a suite. This one time, this guy had shone up and requested to have a ball for a waist, and be able to use it in combat. You had done it, somehow. At least he had been hot, if very fucking weird. You shake your head, taking a ship of your tea.
“I can make you a suit, yeah.” You say as you place your cup on the coffee table. “Let me get my schedule book and I'll write you in.”
“Im busy,” Illumi replies, sitting bold upright in your chair, tea clutch between his pale fingers. “Can you do it now?”
“Sew a suit, right now, while you're here?” You ask incredulously, sitting back into your chair.
Illumi nods jerkily, taking a robotic sip of his drink and setting it on the table.
“Please,” he says. The room sinks into silence for a moment as you take a few deep breaths, holding back a laugh.
“I have inconvenienced you.” Illumi says, and you decide to take pity on him.
“Is there a specific time frame you need to suit?” You ask, reaching forward to pick up your tea. “I can schedule you as soon as possible.”
“Mother says in two weeks,” Illumi says, a few strands of hair falling from the towel turban he put his hair in. in the distance you hear your dryer beek aggressively, signifying Illumis clothes have finished drying. You stand, moving towards your small laundry room, shouting over your shoulder as you continue.
“You said your father recommended me, right?”
Illumi nods, taking another sip of camomile tea. “He said he gets his work clothes from you. He said your work holds up under extreme stress.”
“I make a lot of specialty clothes for hunters,” You say, bending down to pull Illumis dry clothes out of your front loading washer. “So it kind of has too. Is your father a hunter?”
“Assassin.” Illumi says. You nod, holding his warm clothes and slamming the laundry room door with your foot.
“Ah, you must be Silva’s son then.” You say, handing Illumi his warm, staticky clothes. He takes them, tilting his head to the side.
“How did you know?” he asks, big eyes blinking slowly.
You giggle, taking his empty cup from the coffee table and putting it into your sink, along with your own half full one.
“I don't get many assassins for clients.” You say, running water into the cups and putting them into your almost full dishwasher. You make a note to start it after Illumi leaves.
“You know, your dad has a fitting in a couple days.” You start, grabbing your appointment book from the countertop and moving back into the small living room as you flip through it. “ How about you come with him and I'll take your measurements? That sound good?”
Illumi sits still, head tilted as he blinks slowly, considering.
“Alright,” Illumi finally answers, and you nod, writing it into your book.
His clothes are still resting in his lap and you hop up, grabbing a bag from your closet. It's an old plastic take out bag. You take his clothes from him again as he thinks, putting them in the bag and handing it back.
He looks at it in confusion. You smile, handing him a paper bag filled with the weird pins that had been stuck in the front of the clothes, and what looked like an id of some kind and a phone.
“That way your clothes wont get wet,” You say with a smile, glancing at the clock. It's getting pretty late at night, around ten forty five. The sound of Illumis phone ringing cuts through the silence, and you jump. Illumi pulls an archaic looking flip phone out of the paper bag, flipping it open with a satisfying snap.
“Yes?”
Someone's voice can be heard on the other line, yelling rather loudly. You pretend not to pay attention out of politeness, but strain your ears to hear something. Unfortunately you can catch anything and Illumi hangs up, rising to his feet abruptly.
“I have to go,” he says, “where should I change?”
“No knead,” You say, standing up and getting your appointment book on the table.
“But your clothes,” He says, gesturing down on himself. You smile.
“Dont worry about it, there my ex boyfriends old things.” You say, moving towards the front door. “I was just gonna donate them anyway.”
Illumi follows you, silent but for the rustling of the bags you had provided him. His footsteps made no noise, you hadn't noticed before because of the rain. Opening the door of your flat you step into the much colder stairwell and shiver.
“I'm sorry i don't have a jacket for you,” You say, bare feet padding down the concrete stairs. “It's quite cold out.”
“As an assassin, I was raised to withstand below zero temperatures,” Illumi informs you blankly as you reach the button of the stairs, opening the door into your shop.
“Well that's good.” You say, holding the door open as Illumi steps through, into the barely illuminated back room of your shop. A few mannequins standing in the corner look threateningly like real humans, and you giggle as Illumi stops still, staring at them before moving on.
“Jump scared by the manquines?” You ask. Illumi frowns, shaking his head.
“No.” He says, walking a little faster. You giggle, he must be embarrassed.
“So, you’ll be back in a few days for our appointment, right?” you ask, standing a few feet away from the front door. Illumi, holding two plastic bags of clothes and nicknacks against his chest, nods.
“Yes,” He says, and then a second later, “I apologize for inconveniencing you.”
You giggle. He's a bit cute, in a wild animal kind of way. You move closer, reaching up to yoink the towel from his head, watching his long hair tumble over his shoulders. He shakes his head like a dog, his long silky hair falling into place. His ears are red as he opens the door, stepping into the rain. You wave, and he nods in response as the door shuts with a heavy clunk.
You smile all night as you lock up your room, shutting the doors and securing the windows and waving goodbye to the threatening dress forms in the corner.
Tonight certainly was interesting.
🪡🪡🪡
The sun is shining across your floors, when Illumi and Silva arrive for their appointment. The door opens with a chime of bells, and you look up from your design sketchbook and grin.
“Ah, there you are.” You say, putting your sketchbook and the table and rising to greet the men touring by the door. “I almost thought you wouldn't show up.”
“I apologize, Miss Name,” SIlva says, smiling down at you. He really does tower over you, in stature and height. “Be polite and apologize for the inconvenience, Illumi.”
Illumi, standing a bit behind his father, nods.
“I apologize Miss Name,” He says, looking somehow both lost and sincere at the same time. You laugh.
“It's no biggie, you guys were only a few minutes late,” You say, leading them both into the main area, and grabbing the outfit Silva had requested. “I made the alterations we talked about last time, so hopefully everything fits this time!”
You hand Silva the formal suit jacket he had requested, and motion for him to change. He nods.
“Where can my son sit while we finish this up?” He asks. You nod, turning to look at Illumi who has been standing awkwardly in the middle of your studio with a laugh.
“Illumi, you can take a seat over there if you like.” You say, gesturing at the comfy chairs off to the side of your studio. Illumi nods, moving towards the chairs and sitting down with a thump. His hands fold over his lap and you giggle.
“Your son has great manners,” You whisper, leaning over in Silva's direction. The large man chuckles, brushing his long hair out of the way as he slips the black suite over his white button down.
“My wife has taught him well in that department,” He grins as you survey the fit of the jacket. “Although we have our concerns.”
“Oh really?” you ask, probably more interested than you should be. “How is the fit?”
“Good,” Silva says, raising his arms above his head. “Well as Illumi has gotten older, Kikyo and I worry he'll never marry.”
You stifle a giggle, subtle looking at Illumi as he sits still in your chair, looking around at the framed sketches on your wall. You frame designs you were especially proud of, with proof pictures of course. You turn back to Silva, a little confused.
“Really? He's quite handsome,” You say, checking the back seam as Silva flexes his muscles. The suite stays intact, not even straining. Silva looks at you oddly.
“You think,” He says, smiling slightly. “Well, lately he has expressed interest in a certain woman. Kikyo and I are thrilled.”
“Oh, really?” You say, your heart sinking in your chest a little. When had you even realized you were attracted to him? Maybe you were just disappointed that a handsome man was off the market. “That's just great.”
Silva nods, smiling a secretive smile as he sheds the jacket, handing it back to you.
“The fit is lovely,” He says, “I'm quite satisfied.”
You smile, your heart feeling a bit odd, and turn to grab a bag, packing his suit jacket up carefully and neatly, tossing in a free sample handkerchief as you usually do, all the while feeling a bit sad. You don't quite want to admit why as you hand Silva the package, turning to Illumi sitting in the armchair with a sigh.
“Alright Illumi, let's get those measurements done.” You say, turning away to grab your measurement book and your tape measure. When you turn back, Illumi is standing a few feet in front of you. You hadn't heard him move at all. But you supposed that was expected for an assassin.
“Your shop is nice,” Illumi says, voice stilted as you move closer, wrapping the tape measure around his chest. You ignore the beating in your heart as you take the measurement, noting it down in your book.
“Thanks,” You say, turning back around to take the second measurement. “I try.”
Silence falls as your slightly trembling hands take the waist measurement. Illumi shifts slightly as you turn, noting the measurement in your book. Silence falls as you take the next few measurements, careful not to touch his body more than necessary. The shoulder, arm, and back measurements are all taken in awkward silence, until Illumi speaks again.
“The designs on your walls,” he says, “I recognize one.”
You have your back turned, writing down measurements and you turn to follow his pointing finger. He's pointing at a design you're rather proud of. The man who had decided he wanted a ball for a waist. You grin, proud of it as you turn back.
“Ah, Mr Morrow's design, one of my favorites.” You say, leaning down a bit to wrap the tape measure around his hips. “That design was a pain in the ass but it turned out so well.”
“You have sewed for Hisoka?” Illumi asks, shifting slightly as your hands pass over his hips, taking the measurement down mentally and turning around to write it on the page.
“Yes!” You say with a grin, “Pain in the ass design, but he was handsome and so I guess it was worth it.”
Illumi frowns slightly, shifting as you drop to your knees, taking the length of his legs. Faintly in the background, you hear Silva muffle a cough. You had forgotten for a moment he was there.
“You took his measurements?” He asks, frowning down at you. You look up in confusion, still on your knees with a tape measure in your hand, poised to do the inseam measurement.
“I take everyone's measurements?” You question, confused. “I had to do some really finicky stuff for that outfit, and it involved some odd and somewhat emberassingmeasruments.”
You explain, knees still firmly planted on the floor as you lower your tape measure. Illumi frowns, hands falling over his chest.
“I hope he did not inconvenience you.” He says, blinking very slowly. He sounds almost upset, but you shove it aside with a grin as you pick up your tape measure again.
“Oh, it wasn't too bad,” You say, gently taking the inseam measurement, careful not to brush any sensitive parts as you continue. “The costume was a pain, but he was very lovely to work with. His pretty face definitely helped. And the money, obviously.”
Illumi shifts slightly as you carefully take the inseam measurement.
“You guys friends?” You ask, finishing your inseam measurement and turning to write it in your book. Illumi coughs, shifting behind you with a rustling of fabric.
“I guess,” he says, a certain malice in his voice that you can't place.
“How nice,” You say, turning to write your final measurements, your heart feeling a bit heavy.
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Silva and Illumi pay the whole 70,000 jenny upfront. You protest, but Silva waves it off with a grin, as he and Illumi disappear into the sunlight.
You hate to admit that you're really attracted to Illumi. You're not sure why. Maybe it's the whole wounded animal thing he was going on, or maybe it was his awkward nature and stilted conversation, but you were quite enamored with him.
But thanks to Silva, you now knew you had no chance with him.
The next few fittings with Illumi were an awkward mix of attraction and arousal on your end, and awkwardness at his end. He tried to make small talk with you, and you replied, but every conversation made you more and more sure he would never be attracted to you.
He was even kind enough to bring you a lovely bouquet of red roses and white baby's breath, and apologize for the night you had first met. Every kind gesture made your heart hurt, but you accepted them with a smile. Every time you saw those roses, your heart hurt.
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It was around seven when the events started. You were bone tired, body flopping onto the bed after a long day of standing over a table. Your back ached as you sighed, closing your eyes.
Your phone lay beside you, digging into your back slightly as you relaxed. But you couldn't quite relax. There was a familiar, thrumming energy running through your body. You were horny.
Sighing, you stroked your nipples gently through your thin shirt, already having shed your bra as soon as you entered the room. Your other hand slowly winds down, stroking your pussy gently over your panties.
You're so horny. Maybe it has something to do with Illumi’s fittings. Having your hands all over him in a professional manner was too much. He had such a fit physique, you longed to grip his muscled shoulders, free of the fabric between your skin. You whimper, pressing a finger knuckle deep into your pussy with a sigh. You roll over slightly, back pressing into your phone.
You can't be bothered to take it out from under you, even when you hear a faint click.
Illumi happens to be near your shop when his phone rings. He answers it quickly, holding it up to his ear as he stands in the middle of the darkened sidewalk a few miles from your shop.
“Name?” He asks, standing a foot away from the ring of light cast by the sidewalk. The sweatpants he's wearing hang low on his hips. The sweat pants you had given him. They still smell like you still, and Illumi is ashamed to admit how hard he gets when he takes a whiff of their scent. Re refuses to relieve himself, as not to sully your name. It's become hard as of late, with your figure plaguing his dreams, your careful professional fingers brushing his skin. Illumi sighs, taking a deep breath.
You don't respond, the only sound he hears is a faint groan. Illumi starts moving towards your shop, worried.
“Illumi?” You say over the phone. Your voice shakes, sounding a bit odd. “Oh god Illumi!”
Illumi frowns, moving faster and faster towards your house. You sound like you're in some type of distress.
“Name,” He asks again, “are you alright?”
No reply, only a faint groan leaking through the phone. Illumi’s dick twitches in his pants as he races towards your shop.
“Oh Illumi, you’ve got to help me!” You exclaim through the phone. Your voice shakes lightly, heavy breathing coming through the speaker as Illumi picks the lock to your shop.
“Are you ok, name?” He asks again. You groan, and then the phone disconnects with a click. Illumi dashes through your darkened shop, up the concrete stairs, and opens your door as quietly as possible. If someone is hurting you, he’ll kill them in an instant.
You have two fingers shoved up your cunt when the door opens with a slam. You shriek, trying to hide the evidence of what you were doing as illumi stares down at your mostly naked body in shock. He's standing in your doorway, wearing the sweatpants you had given to him and a black muscle tea, and staring at your body in shock.
He looks so delicious, as he takes you in, his face looking a bit bewildered. You trace his body, your eyes catching on the obvious bulge in his pants, and grin.
“Illumi,” You coo, spreading your legs with a grin. He visibly gulps. “I need something from you.”
This all feels so sudden, the tension hanging in the air between you, the way his expressions of lust spell so plainly on his face. How could you have missed this. You wonder if you had missed other signs.
Illumi moves forward slowly, the door closing softly behind him, feet making no sound on your bedroom floor. He stands at the end of the bed awkwardly, dick twitching in the gray sweatpants he wears. You gulp down saliva, scooting a bit farther onto the bed.
“I want you to eat me out,” You say, bringing a hand down to spread your pussy lips. You watch Illumi gulp, want him crawls towards you on the bed until his head is positioned over your dripping pussy, his hair tickling your knees and thighs as he leans down.
“I apologize if this is unsatisfactory,” illumi says, his voice still as robotic and clinical as ever, even as his eyes tremble with arousal. “I lack the necessary experience to—”
You interrupt by gripping his hair, and shoving his face into your pussy. His body collapses on the bedspread, hands winding around your hips and waist, as your hand winds into the base of his long hair.
You groan, your back arching as he licks a long strip along your pussy, tonge passing gently over your clit.
You reward him with a tug on his hair, and he muffles a small groan into your pussy. The resulting jolt of pleasure runs through your spine, and his name escapes your mouth.
“That's good, so good.” You pants into the air, the hand not tangled in Illumis long hair notting into the white comforter around you. Illumi whimpers quietly, his own hips grinding into the carpet as you moan.
He's showering you with pleasure, his mouth going to town on you as your back arches, and your orgasm threatens to overwhelm you. You whimper, tugging at his hair.
“Oh god, I'm gonna cum.” You shiver, body jolting and jerking and Illumi fucks your whole with his tongue, his thumb drawing circles on your clit.
“Me too,” he murmurs into your pussy, and you watch as he grinds helplessly into the comforter, completely occupied with driving you mad with pleasure.
It's that sight that pushes you over the edge. His hair tangled on your legs, his hands gripping your body like you’ll disappear in an instant, the desperate thrusts of his hips into the comforter.
Your body tenses as you cum, back arching and hand pulling the hair knots in your hands. His voice is on your tongue as you orgasm, stars bursting in your eyelids, pleasure overwhelming your senses.
Illumi also tenses under your grip, muffling a faint moan of pleasure into your pussy, only prolonging your orgasm.
When you open your eyes, hazy from cumming and take him in over you, you feel more arousal running through your body.
He's looming over you, big doll eyes filled with lust, clothes long discarded. His hair falls over the two of you like an intimate curtain, hiding the outside world from view. His dick is bobbing back to life, big and ready to be inside you. A small, nervous smile is curing across his lips.
“Be my wife,” Illumi says, eyes darting anywhere but you. You grin, a feeling of elation running through your body as you reach up, gripping his face with your hand and looking deep into his eyes as you reply.
“Yes,” You say, and Illumis mouth devours you in a kiss so full of happiness you almost cry. Almost, until you feel that hardness pressing against your stomach and you reach down, storking it gently. Illumi moans into your mouth, choking slightly and you grin.
“You aren't busy, right?” You coo into his mouth. Illumi shakes his head.
“Good,’ You say, body twisting into his. “Because I think I'll have you occupied for the next couple hours.”
Illumi responds by kissing the breath from your lips.
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Endnotes:
I HATE SCHOOL I HATE SCHOOL!!! I HATE SCHOOL I HATE SCHOOL!!!
Anyway, If you cant tell i would love to be a tailor/seamstress for a living, but alas my parents unfortunately raised me to have expensive taste and it's just not sustainable as a career. So it's a hobby for now.
#mariannacrxss#helplesslypurple77kinktober#hunter x hunter#hxh smut#hxh illumi#illumi x reader#illumi zoldyck#Hunter x Hunter#hxh x reader
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вчера вечером не могла уснуть и думала, как бы мне подстричь волосы и вот!!
сегодня у меня получилась прям карешечка!! 🤲⭐️
поняла, что меня немного раздражали хвостики (?) сзади, поэтому я их отстригла и спереди немного подровняла!!
ооочень рада, что наконец-то подстриглась, потому что последний раз у парикмахера я была в июле после летней сессии... а потом я немного корректировала чёлку, а зад пустила на самотёк
теперь думаю либо так буду ходить, либо ближе к марту-апрелю опять короткую бахну
☆٩(。•ω<。)و
#русский tumblr#блог на русском#русский tambler#русский пост#русский дневник#русский тамблер#русский блог#русский текст#russia
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Мои скромные покупки⭐✨
Никак не могу взяться за новогодний декор, уже совсем расстроилась из-за этого, но муж меня успокоил, сказав, что ничего страшного не произошло, и даже если я все сделаю буквально 31 декабря, то украшения останутся еще до Рождества, а потом и до Старого Нового года.
��увствую, что я перед новым годом словно в ступоре сижу. Столько всего хочется сделать, но будто-бы рука не поднимается. Надеюсь, что сумею его преодолеть, пусть даже и 31 декабря.
На самом деле я очень люблю зиму❄
В январе и феврале этого года мы с мужем каждую неделю выбирались на каток, а в новом году я бы хотела покататься еще и с горки (уже и не помню, когда делала это в последний раз), еще очень хочу прокатиться на тройке, если возможность представится, то точно не откажусь☺
#русский tumblr#русский блог#мой дневник#мои мысли#зима#декабрь#праздники#новый год#рождество#winter#december#holydays#christmas#new year#slow living#cozy vibes
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Занимаюсь сейчас ремонтом своей челюсти.
Вчера мне выдрали очередной зуб мудрости. Пару лет назад я уже удаляла восьмерку и после этого удаления не хотела видеть стоматолога и близко. В этом году решилась всё-таки продолжить лечение зубов, и заодно прихватила мужа в клинику, его страх стоматологов я слушала на протяжении всех трех недель до записи, как же он не хотел всего этого, вы бы слышали, но сейчас он уже ждёт очередной записи на прием, врач у нас очень чуткий, щепетильный и профе��сиональный, учитывая что мы лечимся по полису омс, так еще и всё выходит довольно дёшево. Например, удаление зуба вчера мне стоило 2к.
На этот раз удаление не ввело меня в состояние не стояния, даже вчера наделала ножек с макарошками и наварила кучу бульона. Болело всё только ночью и то, я уснула. Раздражает запах от мед компонентов, мне в ранку положили вату с лекарством и теперь все что я ем со вкусом кабинета стоматолога.
Осталось еще удалить один зуб мудрости, последний и буду лечить остальное. Хочу успеть свершить это до нового года, но после отпуска. Интересно когда у меня не останется мудрых зубов, я отупею?
Кстати, один зуб мне лечили в три приема, из-за чистки каналов и кисты которая под ним, все надолго затянулось. Осталось по мелочёвке, кариес подмастерить и буду жить спокойно.
Но есть еще одна процедура, которую мне бы хотелось сделать, это выровнять зубы, из-за того, что они у меня внизу расположены кто куда глянул, тот туда и стоит, у меня образуется зубной камень, правда доктор дал рекомендации по ирригатору, монопучковой щетке, даже межзубные ёршики у меня теперь есть, но всё равно хочется при помощи ортодонта поставить себе брекеты. Сумма аховая там, почти 150к скорее всего будет, если решусь. Пока в раздумьях нужно ли оно мне?
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я сейчас буду делать хинкали. первый раз в своей жизни. и возможно последний. но это не точно. хау. я всё сказал
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Однажды я точно напишу книгу вот с таким названием: «Советы самой себе». Итак, чтобы я хотела посоветовать себе на этот раз? Конечно же, не тратить время на то, что потенциально не мое. Исключить из своей жизн�� все, что крадет энергию: попытки объясниться с теми, кто не в состоянии понять смысл моих слов. Беспочвенные тревоги о будущем и бессмысленные переживания о том, что уже изменить нельзя. Беспокойство и переживания за людей, которые не ценят ни тепла, ни заботы. Страх неудачи во всех сферах. А ещё я хочу пожелать себе поменьше планировать жизнь, внеся в каждый мой день как можно больше импровизации. И вот ещё что, сказала бы я себе: «Ты никогда не знаешь, когда завершится твоя земная история, поэтому проживай каждый свой день, словно он последний, и благодари Бога за то, что у тебя есть этот в целом прекрасный мир!»
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