#˚:✧｡• paper bin

[lovebugcody]

getting into an argument about ethan stealing your har that matches your outfit (literally his hoodie and jeans with some converses) and he snapchats you getting annoyed about it and sends it to the group and they bully you so much for it 💀

- stabby anon

"ethan come ooooon," your voice played through chad's phone as the group lean around to watch you pout, "i need that hat, it's the only one that goes with the fit." the others could hear his laugh, much closer than your voice what with him holding the phone

when you get to where ever you were meeting (they're picnic besties, even when chad pretends he's too cool for picnics), tara is mimicking your whined tone and anika is puffing her chest up to make herself taller

"it's just a hat, babe" anika does a terrible job at lowering her voice, but it gets the point across (also ethan never calls you just babe)

"but i neeeeeed it" tara puts the back of her hand to her forehead with a dramatic sigh

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asldfkajsdf i got carried awayy whooooops lmao

(also i read and wrote "it's just a hat, babe" with the voice bingo does when she's pretending to be the husband in bluey hehe)

[ghost-is-my-bbg]

MEOWWWQQQQ SNSJENSJEJ

What do you think about Price having you bent over his lap and spanking you until you’re dripping down your thighs? And then you hear the creak of his door opening, as Simon lets himself in.

“Help yourself, Simon.”

- 🪤

i think i love this so much. i went a little...

tears on your cheeks while you whine and moan, handprints so red and raised on your ass and upper thighs. you're angled so you're all but grinding on the side of his calf and so that when simon opens the door, the first thing he sees is your bare ass and cunt leaking.

you barely register the creek of the door, mind so fogged with the sting still rippling through your ass cheeks that not much enters your poor brain. what does register is price's deep tone.

he's been speaking to you all throughout this scene, of course, but it's been praise and degradation in a beautiful and dark tone reserved for you. the voice he used to welcome simon in was a darker version of his captain voice.

you glance around his legs to see simon stalking toward you, and you can't help but grind yourself against price's leg and god the groan simon lets out at the sight of your leaking pussy rubbing against his captain, leaving slick with your movements.

and he is so happy to help himself. he kneels behind your legs, watching with rapt fascination as price kneeds your left ass cheek before delivering a harsh spank. he sucks in a shuddered breath at the sound you let out - a mix between a moan, a whine, and a shriek. and simon can't help but lean forward at the sight of you clenching and dripping from the smack.

you let out a shriek at the sudden feeling of simon's rough fingertips swiping down from your hole to you clit. if your head hadn't fallen against price's leg at the new stimulation, you would have seen simon bring his fingers to his nose and taking a slow huff, taking in the smell of you. price doesn't miss it, though.

"go on, Lt. take a proper smell of 'er"

it doesn't take much more than that for simon to pull his mask down under his chin and push his mouth and nose against your cunt.

"good boy." simon doesn't expect to moan at price's words, but it's definitely something that the captain files away for later.

(@glossysoap i have a few asks from 🪤 coming and i'm tagging you in all of them bc i don't have other mw2 moots lmao)

[annabelle--cane]

anyway sorry, I see solid definitions for artistic categories and immediately become the most annoying person in the world

[skunkes]

[motliez]

Instagram: @Motliez

[makereadgrow]

I've gone into a hyperfixation rabbit hole and been making and thinking about paper pieced blocks non stop for a week. I'm riffing on traditional blocks and geometric shapes (because that's what I like) and using scraps, bits from mystery bags and bundles, and the leftovers from a variety of charm packs I've part used.

My blocks are a mix of ones I downloaded and ones I drafted myself on paper with a ruler and pencil.

I don't really have a plan for what they will be, initially I was thinking table topper, now I'm thinking maybe placemats? Maybe I'll go as far as quilt? Dunno. We'll see how many I make before I get tired of doing it.

[papermonkeyism]

There's a new contender for my least favourite returned item to handle at work.

Not the top spot for the least favourite, that one still goes for the overalls with the fleece lining that always seem to come back covered by pet hair and dandruff *on the inside* which take me approximately 20minutes each to brush clean.

No. But there's a new contender for the second place.

So there's this simple, black casual dress, that on its own isn't too bad. Not like some other fashion line items that seem to be designed to be as hard to fold neatly into a bag, this dress isn't even near the hardest to handle.

However, two times out if three, whenever this particular dress gets returned, it comes back with its neckline covered in makeup. That I then have to spend forever trying to wipe and brush clean. (Sometimes not even managing that and being forced to send the item to second-rate box to go through that whole process.)

Can you maybe, please, when trying on clothing items (be it at a store or at home for web orders), think of the poor warehouse workers who have to clean up after you? Do me a solid and keep the items clean, will you?

[ghostwaffleheimer]

his favorite body part is the elgibbity (the thing next to your pancreas that makes you gay), he is the leading research expert on it (/j)

[spiralsalad]

Random things :-0

[edandstede]

wish some of you cared about poc and queer people as much as you cared about fictional white men

[ssoapshipping]

I hope he gets sick and dies

[lovebugcody]

the way i never have to worry about any of my posts going unnoticed bc you’ve always got my back is so real. i love you <3

😚😚 always got you <3

[world0fmadness]

୨୧ mannn, what the fuck type of shit got posted through my door today? absolutely not… the only thing i respect about this is that the pastor still uses aol… i will never respect pushing religions in the way of unwanted junk mail like this…

[crocodilewaffle]

Sex Change

[stansavvy]

t4t transactional relationship where I'm your dumb idiot boyfriend and you dump gallons of glue into a bin with me so we can make a gaint paper mache statue of the mortal kombat character

[mcromwell]

Now I am become cat, liker of packaging more than the gift it contains