#°𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓪𝓰 ↳ dash convo

[blckbarbree]

closed dash chat for @pennysylvester

Two questions for you. One, does your husband make house calls, no I'm not going to explain it to you because it's embarrassing and I need the firefighter random citizen confidentiality thingy. Question number two, is you place okay after the earthquake? I'd ask if Logan is okay but given his job it would be potentially embarrassing if he wasn't.

[blckbarbree]

Of course. You are one of the few people I actually like and one of the few men I think should be legally allowed to speak or have opinions. Sounds like it might be time for you to use your words, because it does not sound like you all are on the same page about any of this.

Well, I'm really grateful for ya, and the fact that you're doing this, so thank you. I guess perhaps the last one, I'm startin' to maybe realize.

[blckbarbree]

@mir-iamwilde replied to your post “Tell Midge a secret that you haven’t shared with...”:

Okay but who????? 👀

PRIVATE MESSAGE

My ex... Jake Puckerman.

[blckbarbree]

I can't decide if this is obnoxious or refreshing. But I suppose two things can be true at once, so we'll go with both. I'm Bree.

I'm glad my log in for this piece of shit site still works. Name's Danny, that's all you need to know. You might see me working the bar or door at Spare Room, so ladies come say hi. Other than that I'm around here and there, riding my bike around or in the gym. Actually, any good sports teams round here I can sign up for? Got to keep my hot bod in shape.

[blckbarbree]

Thank God, self deprecation is so 2012. I don't know that I'm seeing 12 yer old boy but but I could see you being an 18 year old mother of a two year old. No offense.

I'm feeling generous so whenever you're in the mood let me know, I get discounts there because the owner is a fan of both of my parents. Sometimes they even give me free pints.

I nearly made a very horrific self deprecating comment, but I won't. The baby face is great for so much. Except I have been mistaken for a twelve year old boy more than once, which is weird when I'm actively parenting the two year old.

It is and I appreciate the information, because a good butter pecan can salvage the worst days.

[blckbarbree]

You say that like I won't, but I don't like when my questions go unanswered. Don't worry though, I always get my answers.

No, everything you're okay with people knowing, is on there. If all I cared about was what Google could tell me, I wouldn't know anything about anyone. Besides, I already pieced together who your absent father is.

You should ask him then.

Have you ever heard of a helpful tool for researching, called "Google", Bree? Everything you need to know about me, you can find there.

[blckbarbree]

Normally, I'm not a fan of the overt flirting but you do it well and that's two compliments from me. There must be something special about you. I almost want to get a tattoo, but they are not something I can see on my body, but I am a fan of others having tattoos. I'm Bree, 25 and I'm intrigued.

I can arrange both flirting and drawing if you wish. I'm down for both. Well I'm going to take your compliment and cherish it forever, thank you. What's your name beautiful?

[blckbarbree]

Its a private server. They don't care what I say in here, since its not really public. That is such a tired criticism, that serves no purpose since clearly it doesn't motivate me or agitate me. What else do you have?

Yes, that is what it means to be different from other people. Unfortunately, our circumstances and situations are too different for you to be a good example. If I was Ren years younger then your experience might be more relevant to me.

Was this little response approved by your parents? I know they have to co-sign everything you do and say in public because you don't have a backbone.

That was genuine too, by the way. I can't understand being limited when it comes to speaking up and showing your true self to the world, obviously, but you should be using me as an example of how to stop being treated like a goddamn adult child.

[blckbarbree]

I mean, I look hot in every season, I just look my peak hottest from May to September. There are sexy comic book accurate costumes, right? I mean don't they love putting women in damn near nothing and a pair of high heels to fight super villains in those things?

There's a joke here somewhere about looking hot in the warm months, because they're warm. I usually go for the more comic book accurate costumes.

[blckbarbree]

If you spent your birthday in LA you haven't seen crazy. Next year, Japan, you will never be the same and don't worry Thailand or Brazil the year after that. I've got you xover for wilder and crazier for the next five years at least.

I'm Bree, by the way.

I'd say that this has been one of the more 'interesting' birthday celebrations that I've had... I mean, last year was pretty crazy too, from what I can remember at least... But I swear, if next year is even crazier then I am screwed! Maybe I should just stick to lemonade, but then where's the fun in that?!

[blckbarbree]

That is... good to know. What exactly makes you two qualified to give advice, were you counselor's or therapists preciously?

We have been told we're really good and considering we have had tours and been constantly growing over the last 12 years I think we are good. And don't worry everyone stays anonymous so everything isn't there to lead to the actual person it relates to.

[blckbarbree]

― private;

Okay, fair, they would not have liked him, and they definitely would have given you a massive. "I told you so", after the breakup and even I wouldn't wish that on you. Well, we have to do something. No way a Schuester gets to embarrass a Brown like that and live to tell the tale. You'd end up kissing him, so, let's avoid that because that's double embarrassing. Also, sidenote, you really need to get your thing with fire evaluated by a professional.

PRIVATE:

Yeah... while we were dating I didn't want there to be extra ways our parents could maybe get to me and then after... after I just didn't want to think about it at all. Don't know. Fire's too good for him. But honestly? The plan is to finish yelling at him online and then just avoid him at all costs because I'm still not sure if I'd punch him in the face or kiss him and both are the wrong way to handle things, I'm pretty sure.

[blckbarbree]

I didn't care for snow, it's cold and the ice was both dangerous and annoying, especially because my mandatory workouts didn't get less mandatory just because there was snow on the ground. So, personally, I'll take perpetual spring/summer over a couple months of snow and ice. I have several peacoats, none in green though, and I don't get the occasion to wear them as much as I would like. I'm sure she'll like it fine, she's never been one to do things she doesn't want to do.

Oh yeah that does seem like a state that would get hit by all types of weather, but living the four seasons must have been nice. I also like peacoats, especially a green one. Well your sister was obviously the person I had in mind to be with, but I don't want to do anything that she wouldn't like.

[blckbarbree]

This seems like a lot of personal information to share with strangers. Ut you know, good luck on your journey or whatever.

Okay, um. Hello. I know I've been pretty MIA this past year, and I'm really sorry to all the friends and my family who I've been neglecting. It's been a very hard time for me, but there's some good news. I recently got a therapist, and she's helped me understand I need people in my life, not just birds.

So I'm putting myself out there again. Hello to new friends and old, I promise I'll be better.

[blckbarbree]

Trying to lawyer your way to being correct doesn't change the fact that it was long and unnecessary and I didn't read it.

Incorrect. I said it feels almost juvenile, therefore I did not say that they're juvenile. Out of the three paragraphs that I posted, only three of those sentences were an actual introduction. Talking about my job does not constitute as an introduction.

[blckbarbree]

Well aren't I special.

I guess you and I will be my test for that theory. It is a green flag that you have friends and family who would do things for you. And that last line was smooth, which either means you're being genuine or you do this a lot. I would be interested to find out.

Actually, you'd be wrong. I haven't used that one yet.

Oh, really? I've heard pretty good things about it, actually. I don't know if there's a line, but I'm sure if I asked around I'd have friends that would gladly make me happy. My sister is at the top of that list, actually. You're already standing out to me, Bree. You don't even have to try.