#andy peirce ― 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓪𝓰

[blckbarbree]

Thank God, self deprecation is so 2012. I don't know that I'm seeing 12 yer old boy but but I could see you being an 18 year old mother of a two year old. No offense.

I'm feeling generous so whenever you're in the mood let me know, I get discounts there because the owner is a fan of both of my parents. Sometimes they even give me free pints.

I nearly made a very horrific self deprecating comment, but I won't. The baby face is great for so much. Except I have been mistaken for a twelve year old boy more than once, which is weird when I'm actively parenting the two year old.

It is and I appreciate the information, because a good butter pecan can salvage the worst days.

[blckbarbree]

Full offense, but Andy is not fitting for a human being who isn't quantifiably the worst, and thus, I do find it offensive. Drea is far preferable. So I will be sticking to that. I would have thought you were my age so... kudos on that skincare routine.

Butter pecan is the superior ice cream flavor and the best I have ever had is from a little family owned shop on the outskirts of LA called Sir Scoops Alot.

Quick and dirty for those who don't know:

Name's Andy Pierce. Call me Andrea and I'm going to assume you want a fight and will throw hands. You can call me Drea if Andy is weird for you or something. If you call me mama you better be 2. I'm 31, my pronouns are they/them, I'm an RN and will be working at PSU come the start of the fall semester. Which means if you are accident prone we will be seeing each other often. Be prepared to see my "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" face. If you prefer holistic methods, I can provide them when reasonable, just let me know.

Now, with the boring shit out of the way, I need suggestions. Good place to get a drink, someplace reasonable to do karaoke, and the best place to get ice cream that isn't your typical chain place. Bonus points if they sell butter pecan.