#|| you know how it is with spaghetti.

[revvnant]

grungle.

[qrowscant]

things grow when left unattended

[canonkiller]

who's ever gotten it right the first time?

[calypsolemon]

isn't it kinda crazy how nya was once forced to embody a man's dead lover, a woman she never heard of and had nothing to do with, just because she shared a face with her?

And now she has to look into the eyes of a stranger, one who shares her own lover's face, and plead for him to become someone he's never known.

[verflares]

as always, everybody should make sure to wish a big happy pride to whatever these two have going on 🎉

[sysig]

Ah, childhood memories (Patreon)

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

[sallymew4]

ok

teru ? honey ?

do you see how EVERYONE is looking at the camera ?

BUT YOU ?

you are ruining this family photo. what are you even looking at ?

oh right . A BOY !!!!!!!!!

unbelievable. unbelievable behavior right now

look even Dimple notices .and hes judging

cannot believe this !

[synthshenanigans]

Theres yet again so much to talk about this video but I wanna say

Theres water already surrounding the pool. Like he already dunked himself in it.

How many takes.

How many times did he throw himself into this fucking kiddie pool

[grimvisionary]

the flailing flailer

[3liza]

Can confirm I had a relatively extremely competent stay at home father who made sure to limit TV time and read to me and encourage very precocious literacy that I think did me a lot of good... But in terms of basic life skills that stuff just didn't even come up I guess it was just assumed that I'd magically osmose stuff like "it's important to brush your teeth twice a day" when I was 8 lmao (I'm 26) and these are with solidly Gen X parents!

I've heard this from people your age a LOT and it's not your fault. but isn't it so weird to think about? that you'd have a kid and then be like well I'm sure they can figure out how to make spaghetti and pay rent do laundry on their own, I won't waste their time. of course if you only teach a kid one thing then how to read is a good one because you can find out almost everything else by readjng i guess

[caprese-cathedral]

peppino sad :(

[canonkiller]

your firstborn son demands his birthright

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

I’ve had this concept rattling around far too long, what if he struggles to tell dreams apart from reality sometimes. Eventually he finds some evidence of what really happened but there’s a few things where he still has genuinely no idea on what’s real, like that time he broke a hand, or the war

Also another thing, sometimes people just, break into the apartment. He gave up on getting new locks years ago

[verflares]

who up dekuing. their scrub

[whatawonderart]

yo...did peppino really boink him *wink wink*

anon if you are trying to coerce sauciness out of me i am going to have to put my foot down but only a little bit. you can have a little sauce. as a treat