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demaparbat-hp · 20 days ago

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He's never happy

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saulwexler · 1 year ago

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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

#better call saul #[name rhyme] did someone hurt you? I’ll kill them. I’ll make them suffer. i’ll burn the world down until we are the last 2 in it #local lawyer tag

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visit-ba-sing-se · 1 year ago

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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

#So what if my last refuge is bad jokes #Every Day i get Emails #And have to make phone calls

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ciderjacks · 5 months ago

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I like that Chilchuck says that he only stayed on to help with Falin bc he was paid upfront so couldn’t quit when he wanted to, but later admits to the orc teen that he could’ve quit, and didn’t because he was too stubborn to let her go. And the reason he regretted it was because he felt like by having that hope he ended up putting his friends in danger. And then also out of everyone in the party he was the one who ended up breaking down in tears because he wasn’t able to handle watching his friends risk their lives. That man cares more than anyone he just can’t drop his hatersona. Life is agony for repressed middle aged people who love deeply.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #chilchuck #That last part is also directed at my babygirl (middle aged detective)#I’m calling their asses out

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llovely · 10 months ago

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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

#this was playing like a movie scene in my head last night based on a conversation we had #i guess its a poem? or sorts? i dont what to call this #but yeah <3 enjoy my ripped open heart lol #i love 2 be butch!!!!!!!! yippeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#abby is making #poetry #lesbian #butch4femme #mwah #jenna

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foolsocracy · 6 months ago

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identity reveals are always fun

#batcave search history that night: friend has no name. atlantis naming conventions. atlantian names. r there birth certificates in atlantis #theyre so fun to draw guys im sick with it #also: everyone thinking 'But his name is Garth'#I know that and YOU know that but he doesn't until like..... a few years later. canonically #Unnamed Youth 'Aqualad' No Last Name #and arthur does call him both minnow and tadpole so wally n dick r both right in their own ways #and for ppl who really dont know. garth was abandoned as an infant and didnt hang w anyone until arthur took him in lol. what a life #and arthur girl...... was aqualad the best and only u could do #teen titans #fab five #donna troy #wally west #dick grayson #garth of shayeris #roy harper #dc #dc comics #my art #everyone hangin by the salt water pool so garth can hang w them :]

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pangur-and-grim · 8 months ago

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I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!

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cozylittleartblog · 6 months ago

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"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

#anti ai #fuck ai #artists on tumblr #please do not call me or any artist a content creator #i'm an artist. a fanartist. a designer. but not a content creator #ai clowns in my replies will be deleted and blocked without response so do not waste your breath #you are not an 'artist' for generating an image any more than you are a chef for ordering from a restaurant. someone Else did the work.#owen dennis just deleted all his blue sky stuff again and i hate that he does that because he makes such interesting comments #about the entertainment industry lmao i need to just. start screenshotting every smart thing he says #anyway thats why i decided to finally make this when its been sitting in drafts for a few months #owen dennis #edit - if you dont know who owen dennis is he's the creator of one of the best animated series of the last 20 years (Infinity Train)#he's very open about talking about art and the entertainment/animation industry on social media and in his newsletter and hes so cool 4 it

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ad-ee · 16 days ago

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VENOM 2018

Eddie: I’d die to keep you from being eaten by another symbiote.

Venom: I’d burn in fire just to keep you safe.

VENOM 2021

Venom: I’d give myself up so you could have peace and happiness.

Eddie: No, I’d give up everything just to stay with you.

VENOM 2024

Eddie: I’d rather die with you than live without you.

Venom: Sorry, can’t let you die.

#venom the last dance #venom 3 #venom movie #venom #eddie brock #symbrock #veddie #tom hardy #wdym #you call this queerbaiting #excuse me

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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Taking care of kids is hard in FNAF

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machveil · 4 days ago

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Y/N, over text: I'm so sorry for drunkenly yelling at you

Simon, over text: Do it again.

actually hear me out

TF141 going out for drinks after a deployment, just to unwind and drink after surviving a nightmare of a mission, and Simon gets completely wasted - just drunk off his ass. he’s not a lightweight, he can hold a couple drinks, which is why Soap and Gaz are having a laugh over him slurring out incomprehensible sentences and wobbling in his seat

but, through his thick accent and hoarse voice, Simon manages a couple mumbled words, “Where— where’s m’doll?”. his eyes are as cold as ever but his voice is suddenly so desperate. Price is watching it unfold as Johnny tries to ask Simon what he’s talking about. after Simon grumbles at him that his ‘doll’ is missing and, “Soa— Soap, need m’doll—”, it clicks for Gaz

they’re trying to get Simon to unlock his phone, he’s being stubborn about his mask being tugged down and Soap is trying to get him to tell them his password. somehow, after a couple minutes, they finally manage to break into the man’s phone. yeah, when Simon sobers up he’ll probably mouth off at them, but right now they’re scrolling through his contacts. Simon’s contacts are just people’s numbers, no names - except for one simply labeled ‘Riley’

as soon as Gaz clicks the FaceTime button he hands it off to Simon. he’s not really paying attention until your voice rings in his ears, then he’s quick to look down at the screen. suddenly he’s sated, gaze smitten as his shoulders relax. you can tell he’s had a few, his head dipping ever so slightly as he slouches over, face a little too close to the camera. you’re about to ask why he called you but he cuts you off, muffled by his mask and voice a couple octaves deeper from the alcohol, “Hi, dolly.”

#you can choose wether you’re married or Simon preemptively slapped his last name on your contact #ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #ghost headcanons #cod #cod thoughts #call of duty #ghost x you #ghost x reader #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #hit post

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readwritealldayallnight · 14 days ago

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You narrow your eyes at your boyfriend, watching as the all too smug smirk on his face stretches further.

“Simon, don’t-”

“I’m on such a sweet roll though, lovie.”

“No.”

“I’m gettin’ in the Halloween mood! Thought it’d make you laugh-y taffy.”

“Terrible.”

“Just like candy wrappers are tear-able.”

“No.”

“No need to be such a sour head.”

“Simon I’m so serious-”

“Alrigh’, alrigh’.” Simon relinquishes, reaching a hand towards the candy bowl in your lap, meant to be for the trick or treaters, but has been acting more as his inspiration for as many awful puns as he can think up.

“Twix or treat?”

You groan at the awful joke, only partly hating them, secretly loving Simon’s dad jokes.

“Your jokes are going to give me a cavity.” you reply.

“How’s about tit or treat?”

“Inappropriate. Not even Halloween related.”

“Sure it is. The treat’d be to see your boo-bies.”