#|| THE GUY WHO DID IT ALSO UNRELATEDLY WANTED YOUR HUSBAND CARNALLY.
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since i'm adding my william to my multi i wanted to say that i'm pro-wilry but specifically in a way where william was closeted obsessed with him and henry was oblivious and thought they were boybesties until much, much later. engaged in the horror of finding out that not only was the guy who murdered my beloved daughter and trapped her in arcade hell my close good friend, but he has notebooks filled with lustful ramblings about my middle aged midwestern penis. like idk i'd go berserk. i'd completely lose my shit. simulator state of mind perfectly understandable. your frothing confession is overshadowed by the fact that you crushed my child with your flying purple porsche. henry being the picture of 80s suburban 'it's not my business!' complacency via not wanting to cause a scene resulting in the death of his daughter, coupled with 'i thought he was just european' is really good to me. william had his hey arnold style bubblegum shrine and henry was like we should take our kids bowling together :] while william ate his fucking hands in repressed agony. all this to say him never hitting is essential. by charlie's ghost i'll tear your peepee asunder.
#oh boy six a.m.! ( ooc )#w3. headcanons#|| ALSO LU'S MRS EMILY IS EVERYTVING TO ME.#|| PATRICIA YOUR DAUGHTER DIED BUT DONT WORRY.#|| THE GUY WHO DID IT ALSO UNRELATEDLY WANTED YOUR HUSBAND CARNALLY.#|| ARE YOU COOL WITH THIS ARE YOU COOL WITH TH#|| mrs Emily should be allowed to take a katana to the rabbit.#|| yes i'm aware that like. the dangerous lustful gay stereotype is there.#|| but 1) scott already did that when he limp wristed the 1980s serial killer and people ate it up like it wasn't Thee baggage claim.#|| so 2) if he must be gay i will at least let the death of charlie hang over that relationship like a fucking anvil.#|| her grave looms in the background.
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