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Hattori: If it's about the liquor cabinet, than it wasn't my fault.

Lucci: 😠

Hattori: It was Jabra, really it was

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Hattori : Am I in trouble?

Lucci: Take a guess.

Hattori: No?

Lucci: Take another guess.

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Sabo had no clue who this kid was, but something about this child's aura radiated murderous intent. A murderous intent he recognized clearly. "You seem really familiar, Kid....but I can't place how."

"I seem to recall you have a rather intense interrogation session with my partner not to long ago, what with all the blood and the stealing of his breath in all that."

Hattori stared at the Human before him, while he was a revolutionary and a high ranking one at that he was still just a Human nonetheless.

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“The Director came to me today and complained of there being a mess in his office...would you happen to know anything about that, Hattori?”

Hattori shied away from Lucci's question, seemingly trying to blend in with the wall paper of the room "Maybe...but really the human should know better than to leave his window wide open, here it was an innocent flock of pigeons whereas it could've been a revolutionary assassin and we'd be out a Director." Hattori explained, his reasoning was sound but in truth he did it because he heard the director talking about sending him on an undercover mission with the demon as mother and son.

One dress up session with that demon of a human female was more than enough.

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OOC: Imagery

The images I, the Mun, use for Hattori here were created using the Lobotomy Character Creator over of Picrew: https://picrew.me/image_maker/234517

I cannot draw, so I compromised with Picrew

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Having fun prodding Wolfie?

“Just breaking in an errant mutt who thinks himself on par with my partner“

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OOC: True fact, everyone thinks he’s gone to bed on time but he rebels and stays up until 8:30 at the latest

fight me on the last category

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“Baka Ōkami~,“ Hattori chirped from his spot in the rafters, his true form having melted away to reveal his human disguise as he peered down at the human-wolf “Baka Hu~man!“

Baka Ōkami~

 “An’ yer a stupid no-face, who gives a damn?”

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*mun pinches his wittle cheekie weekies* “awww, you so cute! I think I’ll take you home with me.”

Hattori, having already fled up on of the sets of stairs, leaned over the railing and peered down at the intruder.

“You’ll have to catch me first, Hu~man!“

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[TEKKAI] 

The attack caught the Pigeon-Human unwares and off guard though it really shouldn’t have given her background, the sheer momentum behind the attack launched Hattori back end over end over the table behind him. Hattori only corrected himself by returning to his base form after he had fallen over the railing, taking the sky in his true form he could help but give the human the stink eye as he departed. Not fled, why would he flee from some lesser human who was barely a threat to a CP9 Agent like himself.

It took the better part of an hour to relocate his partner, he landed perfectly on the shoulder of his companion and peered away ignoring the annoyed look of his partner.

I cannot understand why Lucci is interested in human like you, your hardly that attractive and besides, is that a wrinkle I see....Oba-san~ -Chibi Hattori

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"At least I’m not a shitty little trash rat like you bird-brain."

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Lucci, I am hardly human. I am a merely Pigeon who can merely interact with you humans as if I were one of your own, much like how you yourself are a human who can interact with other felines and don’t you deny it we both remember that incident with Spandam’s pudgy little beast.

WE HAVE A HATTORI!

So a close friend of mine has decided to make a human!hattori blog btw and you should definitely follow him over @littlepigeonboyhattori​ GO GIVE EM A FOLLOW!​ Coo coo!

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“What I choose to do on my own time isn’t up for you to question, Hattori.” Cue, Lucci.

“My apologies Lucci, it appears that I’ve overstepped my bounds and ventured into your domain“ Hattori spoke, the bratty tone he had previously used having been replaced with a meeker tone “I may have to apologize to the human.“

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Baka Ōkami~

"A monkey could've done a better job."

 “Y’WANNA RUN ‘DAT BY ME AGAIN, PUSSY-CAT?!”

Jabra outright roars whilst glaring daggers at Lucci. Great, this was one of the two things he did not need after that mission; one, for it to start raining just as he was about to come back to Enies Lobby. He hated the smell of himself getting wet--

And two, to hear that smug-ass, hat-wearing, pigeon-loving bastard merely open his mouth. And yet he went and did it!

 “Look, I got the mission done! Ain’ my fault that you jus’ decided to up an’ head off to bumble-fuck-knows-where!”

Granted, Lucci had done the smart thing and went ahead of Jabra when their mission was to take down just that pirate crew’s captain, and not all of the 100+ crewmembers he had. You were the one who wanted to fight them all, Jabra--

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A trash rat? Oh may, such words from an old woman nearing the end of her prime with only her twilight years ahead of her. You should really watch yourself, who knows what may fall from the sky open that greying head of yours when you least expect it~

I cannot understand why Lucci is interested in human like you, your hardly that attractive and besides, is that a wrinkle I see....Oba-san~ -Chibi Hattori

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"At least I’m not a shitty little trash rat like you bird-brain."

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Coo Coo Coo....being human is so odd

What an odd fate I have been bestowed, to become as human as my partner and experience this world as he does though not for his height. Oh how I loath being so small and vulnerable but then again....you humans always expose your soft fleshy underbellies when exposed to things you perceive as cute and who would I be to turn down a means to weaponize this new form.