#|| Awwwww yes

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[n0bluev]

Careful, Satoru.

[theweirdcobrakaifan]

Imagine if I had a 6'5" tall, handsome CEO who is amazing at karate, a war veteran, and charming as hell even in his old age. Yes, he might be a bit unhinged, but he is so devoted to me. However, I don't appreciate him enough because I'm obsessed over my old student, whom I betrayed like twice or whatever. Yes, Terry might be a bit insane, but I wouldn't have fumbled him like John Kreese. Get it together, man! You had it all. All you had to do was give him a pat on the head and tell him how good he is. Just give him some praise.

Like look at him

I would give him all the head pets he just an adorable dork underneath all that unhinged insanely behavior

Tho who am I kidding he probably leave me to and run back to John kreese or go ruin Daniel life 😔

[garbashedump]

Summer naps

Was gonna be summer special but i couldn’t resist

@chaosaliien! @chaosaliien! @chaosaliien! THIER CHRACTER GIVE ME BRAINROT LOOK AT THEM

[accio-victuuri]

xiao zhan sina weibo night interview ( hot search of him almost going to the wrong car ) :

Q: there’s a hot search topic called “Xiao Zhan looks easy to lure home”. What went through your mind when you saw that?”

XZ: I might have missed that one. But, what? Looks easy to lure home?

XZ: that’s cute a topic. but tricking people isn’t cool. both the studio and myself had experienced scams, and the studio also released a statement about it. I hope everyone stays vigilant and learns to spot these scam tactics, in order to stay safe.

[datssokoolwhat]

5 diff art styles 5 cuties

Curt is so adorable 😭😭

[disastercyborgecho]

Anakin / Padme and Audrey / Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors) have the same dynamic no i will not elaborate

[coconut530]

Best Scene in the comic, hands down ❤️💙

[dandorime]

Holy gosh, okay! Due to higher than expected demand, I guess the IEYTD RP is on! Let me set up for about a week, and I'll be back to ping everyone who responded positively to the first post when it's ready. Thank you all for your interest! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

[loverboybrightsideghost]

DAMN THEY WEREN'T KIDDING TED LASSO REALLY IS THE SHOW EVER 🥺🥺🥺

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Two suns in one pic???? ☀️☀️

[carriehobbs]

ellery's kind of a freak for how weirdly charmed and touched she is by the fact that glitch secretly looked at her private paperwork and then researched information about her medical condition online before their date

[lesbianraskolnikov]

Rip raskolnikov you would've made for an incredible goth guy 💔💔💔

[jokerislandgirl32]

drop this sunflower🌻into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

Awww, thank you so much! Your blog makes me so happy too! I love learning about your selfships and fankids! You are such an inspiration to me as a fellow selfshipper and you are a wonderful friend!

[cattoonytoons]

[t4tbedehopmar]

NO SWEARING MOOSHIE >:c