#And yes whipped cream needs to make up 99% of any pancake or waffle

[coconut530]

Best Scene in the comic, hands down ❤️💙

[tarnishedhalo]

Get To Know the Muse: Andrew Riley

Favorite things.

season: Summer. The heat of the sun on my bones, the lack of ball-shrinking cold that eats into said bones and grinds them under ice-teeth. It’s beer, ball-game, and bikini weather. You can cook outdoors and everything smells like coconut oil and peaches. Sun’s up from about 0600 to about 2200. I really enjoy taking two weeks off and charter up to the Vineyard, staying at the summer house. Take the boat out to Devil’s Bridge and go fishing for stripped bass and squid, black sea bas and fluke, deep jigging with diamond jigs. I don’t feel trolling or bouncing live eels is very sporting.

pie: Unpatriotic as it might sound, I love deep dish cherry with the crumb top. Paired with a homemade vanilla bean ice cream. fruit:  I like peaches. The soft blushed curve, the crisp bite, the way it runs juicy out of your mouth. Fresh picked off the tree. I like guava too, passion fruit but don’t tell my sister. She’ll gloat. ice cream flavor: It’d be a toss up between English Tea Time which is black tea-infused vanilla with bits of shortbread in it, or maybe Cardamom black pepper, in a ginger-citrus base. I prefer cone to cup, and I’m not the kind that needs sprinkles, whipped cream, and stuff like that. Best cooking dip whether it’s dessert or dinner is to keep it simple. breakfast food: I’ve always tried to make sure Beth got a decent breakfast, things like pancakes and waffles, eggs and hash browns, fresh fruit. The chow in the Air Force tended to reinforce that because out of all the branches, it was the best. So when our schedules mix, that’s what we have. And when I’ve got work, then it’s a pot of coffee, a couple antacid tabs, and maybe one of them eggy muffin things with the hockey puck ‘egg’, bacon and cheese. alcoholic drink: Macallan 25 neat, three fingers.  soda flavor: Can’t go wrong with Coke, right? scent: Like personally? I love the smell of gun oil and leather, engine grease and summer grass with a hint of whiskey. As a cologne? something crisp or woodsy. On a woman? Depending on her skin chemistry something like Ed Hardy’s For Women, Azzaro’s Wanted Girl, or Tresor. Okay I really like Tresor. Like press my face into the curve her neck or her décolletage and breathe it in without trying to lick at...…anyway.  flowers: I like sunflowers, dandelions, daisies. But like that’s not really my area of expertise. When I put a bouquet together for someone, I consider her likes, her personality and go from there. animal: Dogs are cool movie: Tombstone tv show: I don’t really watch TV but that Brooklyn 99 thing is pretty funny.  book: How Much for Just the Planet by John M. Ford which was a hilarious Star Trek novel, if I am interested in something light. Or Neal Stephenson’s Anathem. What? I read. fairy tale: The Steadfast Tin Soldier and the Ballerina. genre of music: I like the blues, and classic rock. But I just like music in general. genre of movies: Westerns genre of books:  Scifi

Pick one.

hot or cold: Hot juice or soda: Soda tv or movie: Movie movie or book: Book late night talk shows or reality tv: Uh. Neither. {Talk shows, the trashier the better} twitter or Instagram: Instagram trees or flowers: Trees philosophy or psychology: Psychology ocean or lake: Lake water park or amusement park: Amusement Park {Particularly Coney Island back in the day} cats or dogs: Dogs fresh water or sparkling water: Tonic Water sugar or honey: Sugar cookies or candy: Cookies bath or shower: Bath morning or night: Night running or walking: Running piercings or tattoos: Tats frozen yogurt or ice cream: Ice cream vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla caramel or butterscotch: Caramel art or music: …Music t-shirt or button down: Either, depends on the occasion. text or call: Text ghosts or aliens: Aliens

Have they ever.

ridden a motorcycle: Yes, own one stolen something: I mean I think this is a very morally grey area. eaten an entire pizza by themselves: Who hasn’t? made a prank call: Absolutely broken a bone: Oh look, it’s a funny bitch.  fallen asleep during a concert or movie: Yes walked out of a movie because it was so bad: Yes been on the phone with someone for longer than 2 hours: On the Regular. dined & dashed: Wow, people do that? No. held a gun: For longer than I care to think about. Carrying two now, in fact. ding dong ditched: Yes gone skinny dipping: Yes cried during a movie: Fun fact, I have never cried in my entire life. smuggled food into a movie: Unfortunately. My sister is incredibly picky. lied to get a job: No practiced lines in front of a mirror: No.  tried to see how many marshmallows they can stuff in their mouth at once: who hasn’t. The record so far is 23 of the jumbo ones. been kicked out of somewhere: Yes been on a blind date: Yes. ghosted someone: No comment bragged about something they haven’t done: No said i love you without meaning it: No gotten in a fight: ~laughs~ fallen asleep on a bus: I’m a soldier. I can fall asleep anywhere, any time, ever.

Miscellaneous.

how do they take their tea or coffee: Strong, black, two sugars, and if possible, a shot or two of whiskey in it. what is their ideal date: Depends on who I’m taking out, you know? But just for myself? A rented out Michelin star restaurant, followed by an evening at a blues or jazz club. Maybe a little dancing, or alternatively, going somewhere we can look out over the city lights and talk. followed by coffee and dessert or a night cap, and then I would escort my date home. Because I’m a fucking gentleman. what are some of their guilty pleasures: Oh honey, if you feel guilty about it, it ain’t a pleasure. longest they’ve stayed up for: 78 Hours. Mission Classified. greatest talent: That’s classified. strange habits: Taking my leg off at night and having to use crutches or belly crawl? Let my sister sleep in bed with me? People say we’re codependent. can they do a handstand: If ordered to.

can they cook: I’m a beast in the kitchen, on a grill, or behind a bar. do they have allergies: Bullshit maybe, but otherwise, no. do they believe in love in first sight: No. have any special talents: I can field strip an M4 Carbine or an M9 in under 45 seconds to a minute. I can hold my breath for seven minutes. And before the Accident, I could literally fly.

stolen from: my dash stolen by: you

[pawneewafflesben]

Prompts 1, 2 and 24 please you magnificent stack of pancakes with whipped cream on top ❤️

I FINALLY DID THESE IT TOOK ME LIKE WEEKS BUT HEY I DID THEM!!! Also The second Drabble prompt is a follow up to Kissing After Midnight ❤️ thank you for sending these in you amazing ray of sunshine!!

All of these are on AO3, the first and last in Tumblr Prompts and the second is its own fic titled "the most important," I'd link them but I'm too lazy to get off mobile...

1.“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

It shouldn’t be so difficult. They spent months being just friends.

Months where the most physical contact they had was a hand shake or a congratulatory hug. Months where thoughts of being anything but friends with Leslie were buried away, because there was no way she felt that way too.

But that was before. Before Ben kissed her right outside Chris’ office. Before they agreed that it was worth the risk if they could be together.

Together.

It’s been nearly a month since they decided they couldn’t be together anymore. For her campaign, for her future, to avoid a scandal. It was for the best.At least, that’s what Ben kept repeating in his head.

It’s for the best, as he stops himself from grinning at her like a lovesick puppy from across the conference room table. It’s for the best, when he’s eating soup alone on a bench, instead of sneakily eating lunch with Leslie. It’s for the best, when he feels angry and offended and slighted at the fact that Leslie moved on so quickly. As if there had never even been a together.

As if they were always “just friends.”

At those words, it takes all of Ben’s strength not to kiss her breathless and explain to her that “we’re not just friends, and you fucking know it.”

Because that’s their sad truth now. Just friends.

And when Leslie smiles at him in passing, Ben knows that’s all they’ll ever be.

2.“Please don’t cry. I can’t stand to see you cry”This takes place after my fic "Kissing After Midnight.”

By some source of magic Leslie sleeps in until 6:30. Smiling softly at the very faint rays of sunlight just beginning to sift through her blinds, before snuggling into Ben’s arms.

Except she doesn’t feel Ben’s arms wrapped around like she had all through the night.

No, instead Leslie rolls over to a very empty left side of the bed. No messy haired Ben telling her to go back to sleep by kissing her shoulder. No long fingers combing through her hair or rubbing circles on her hip.

Just an empty bed.

Leslie tries reasoning with herself as she crawls out of bed. Trying her absolute hardest not to let her mind spiral. Because this is Ben. And there’s no way that Ben, her absolute best friend since kindergarten, would sneak out of her apartment after ridiculously amazing sex.

“He’s probably just in the shower or bathroom,” Leslie tells herself as she pulls on pajama pants and her old Harvest Festival t-shirt before making her to the kitchen. Walking through her room that no longer had different articles of Ben-clothing scattered across the floor.

She bites back the disappointment and sadness when she walks by the very empty and very Ben-less bathroom.

Leslie feels her eyes brim with tears when she walks into the kitchen, once again Ben-less. She pierces her eyes shut, willing herself not to cry over a boy. Knope girls should not cry over boys.

Even if said boy is an amazing friend and adorable nerd with a cute butt, who only showed up to a New Years Eve party because he found out she was there.

There might’ve been a family emergency, Leslie thinks to herself as she stands on her tiptoes to grab the brownie mix. Ben would tell her that brownies aren’t really breakfast food if he was here.

But he’s not. Because he left. Without so much as a “see you around,” before leaving. No matter how much her heart would like to insist that Ben would never just leave like that; Leslie feels herself bitterly realizing that that is indeed the reality.

It shouldn’t hurt, they never even said they were dating, it was just one night. Leslie repeats that phrase in her head over and over, as she spoons the brownie batter into a pan and places it in the oven.

Leslie tries to tell herself that it’s pointless to be upset. They weren’t dating. They were never dating. Absolutely not couple. The complete opposite of a couple, really. So she really has no reason to be-

The sound of the front door unlocking immediately brings Leslie back from spiraling thoughts. She expects it to be Ann, even though beautiful sun ray Ann Meredith Perkins would never wake up this early.

But it’s not Ann.

It’s Ben.

Ben holding onto the spare key to her apartment in one hand and two styrofoam containers from the nearby diner in the other. Wearing the same clothes as the night before with hair just as messy and unkept as when he fell asleep on her shoulder.

Ben grins at her like he’s the happiest he’s ever been, Leslie’s 99% sure that his face could easily split in half from his smile.

“Well I see my plan to wake you up with waffles was a bust-”

Leslie’s heart flutters and she feels the tears that she was holding back start to leak from the corners of her eyes.

“I really need to get that absurd idea of actually waking up before you out of my head and,” Ben’s smile falls the second he catches a glimpse of Leslie’s teary eyes. “What’s wrong, is everything okay?” There’s genuine panic and concern laced through his words as Ben walks over and pulls Leslie into a hug.

He pulls back, only slightly, to kiss away the tears. No, not brush away her tears, kiss away her tears. Leslie’s heart all but bursts because that’s definitely a knew phenomenon that she has no trouble admitting she could definitely get used to.

When he’s kissed every inch of her face that had a single trace of a tear, Ben lets his forehead rest against hers. His brow still wrinkled in concern as he whispers “please don’t cry, I can’t stand to see you cry.”

Leslie somehow forces a soft smile before whispering, “you kissed away my tears.” It’s not exactly what she wanted to say, but it’s what comes tumbling out of her mouth and she can’t seem to form any sentenced to take it back.

Ben softens, most of his worry slowly slipping away, and nods before pecking her nose. And then he freezes. “Is- is that okay? I know we didn’t really talk about it last night, but I just kind of assumed… Unless you know you don’t, that’s okay! We can go back to just being uh, just the friend thing? It’s your, it’s whatever you-”

Leslie kisses him before he can continue babbling.

“You do that a lot.” Ben murmurs into Leslie’s hair as he hugs her closed.

“Do what?”

“Kiss me to shut me up,” Leslie doesn’t have to be looking at him to see the smirk she’s sure he’s making.

“Well, It’s effective,” she whispers into his shirt before pulling away slightly, “come on let’s go eat those New Year’s Day wake up waffles.”

“Alright, then we’ll talk about what was bothering you so much?”

Leslie shakes her head while opening the styrofoam container, “it wasn’t important, just stupid-”

Ben’s warm hands are on her shoulders, turning her to face him before she can even finish the sentence. “Nothing about you is ever stupid, Les.” His eyes that normally resemble chocolate brownies are a little dark this morning, more serious, more concerned. He peppers featherlight kisses across her cheeks, waiting to see if she’ll tell him what was wrong.

Ben’s kissed her nose for about the fifteenth time when Leslie finally blurts out, “I thought you left,” Ben frowns at her words, opening his mouth to likely assure her that he would never leave, but Leslie continues before he gets the chance.

“I thought you left and I was upset and disappointed because I didn’t think you would do something like that. Then I thought maybe it was a family emergency or something, but I was really just worried that you’d left and I can’t not have you in my life. You’re too important to me.”

By the time every thought and feeling had spilled from her lips Ben was kissing her again. Similar to how he had last night, but different, softer and more calculated. As if he had to catalogue every detail and make sure that this was the best kiss for Leslie. (It was.)

“I’m not going anywhere Les,” Ben mumbles against her lips after their kiss, to happy to pull away from her completely. What he says next is practically inaudible. A quiet whisper as if he’s telling her his deepest secret. “You’re the most important person to me.”

24.“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

“I just, I don’t get it!! I mean I’m their father, Leslie! I raised them!!”

“We raised them, yes.”

“We put a roof over their heads! We’ve given them food!! Healthy, safe lives!!!” Ben fell back onto their bed, fingers running through his hair in frustration and chest heaving from his angry rant.

Leslie simply nodded, not a trace of anger or annoyance on her face. Slowly wrapping her arms around her husband’s taught but powerful frame and kissing his cheek. “I know, babe. Let it out.”

Ben groaned as his brow furrowed and jaw clenched, “I just, I feel so disrespected! Leslie we do everything for them!! Everything!! And how do they repay us?” He pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head in disbelief. “I just don’t know how I’m supposed to move past this!”

Leslie murmured her agreement against Ben’s neck. Lips nipping and sucking at the skin as she slid into his lap.

“And I know they’re our children so I obviously love them forever and completely unconditionally, but I’m just so mad and-” Ben froze at the sudden realization that his shirt was almost completely unbuttoned, and Leslie’s hands were reaching behind him to grab at his butt.

“Wait what’s happening right now.”

Leslie bit back a cackle and continued kissing down Ben’s neck before whispering, “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad,” punctuated by a quiet sigh of content.

Ben let himself relax to his wife’s touch, his own hands pulling her closer and tangling in her hair.

Leslie was lmost completely undressed when Ben pulled back, suddenly remembering the entire reason this started in the first place.

“Don’t you think we should talk about it? Figuring out what to do? Before we get all caught up…”

Leslie quirked and eyebrow, pushing herself up on her elbows to be more eye level with Ben. “Figure out what to do about what, Ben?”

His eyes nearly popped out of his head, “The, the kids Les! We can’t just pretend that incident never happened, we need to talk about what kind of discipline-”

Leslie stared at Ben incredulously. “Falling asleep during Star Wars does not require disciplinary action Benjamin.”

[lawbreaker13]

Answer 1-200, I DARE YA >:)

Challenge accepted. >;)

1.What is your middle name?

Miriam(not a fan of it, this is the most public it’s ever gone)

2. Do you have any nicknames that aren’t derived from your actual name?

Imean, my parents call me Pookie?

3. Do you have any allergies?

Yup.Dust, cats, pollen, and about half of my favorite fruits (too bad, I eat ‘emanyway).

4. What is the longest your hair has ever been?

Justgot it cut from my lower back to shoulder-length. Probably a little over 2feet?

5. How well can you write in cursive?

6. Name one item on your bucket list.

Voiceacting. Sounds dull, but I would loveto be a voice actor for an actual TV show or movie.

7. Have you ever been on a blind date?

Thereal question is have I ever been on a date? Both answers would be no…

8. What is the oldest piece of clothing you still wear and how old is it?

Ihave a couple of hoodies and sweatpants from my older sister that are probablyaround 20 years old.

9. How often do you eat out at a fancy restaurant?

Ha!“Fancy.” That’s funny.

10. How grammatically correct are you when you text?

Downto the use of hyphens. So yeah, very.

11. Can you drive stick?

Bro,I can barely drive.

12. What foreign country would you most like to visit and why?

I’vebeen to the middle east a couple times (Israel, to be precise) and it is beautiful. 10/10, would go again.

13. Nutella or peanut butter?

Don’tmake me choose……

(Fine, Nutella, but my mother would kill me for that answer)

14. At what age did you have your first kiss?

17,thank you very much.

15. DC or Marvel?

Uhhh…Batmanand Spiderman. No preference.

16. Have you ever hosted a wild party?

HaveI ever been to a wild party, andstill no.

17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it?

Ithink the last book I read cover to cover (that wasn’t a fanfiction) was when Iread Amelia Bedelia to a class for my kindergarten apprenticeship last year. Uh…wouldrecommend I guess?

18. How many of your Facebook friends do you actually hang with?

Likethree.

19. Have you ever donated blood?

Nah.

20. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?

9.

21. Coffee or tea?

Neither?Maybe mocha? So coffee I guess? IT’S TOO MUCH PRESSURE.

22. What is your go-to Starbucks drink?

Largehot chocolate, no whip. Meh, I’m boring.

23. Last show you binge watched?

Phineasand Ferb. Tried to watch every episode in a week before it was taken offNetflix. I succeeded.

24. Dogs or cats?

Doggosand puppers.

25. Favorite animated Disney character?

EitherNick Wilde or Hades.

26. Have you ever cooked a big family meal by yourself?

Doesordering pizza count?

27. Favorite winter activity?

Loveme a good sledding trip.

28. Have you ever butt dialed anyone?

No,but I accidentally sent a voice recording to a croup chat while I was having ananxiety attack. That was fun.

29. Can you blow a bubble gum bubble?

Abouthalf the size of my head, yes.

30. How early in the year do you start celebrating Christmas?

Idon’t. But I start to get into Chanukah-mode as soon as I see snow.

31. What emoji best describes your life right now?

🎧 🖥

32. Are you fluent in more than one language?

Yo, I’m hardly fluent in English. XD

33. What is the longest you’ve ever kept a New Year’s resolution?

Well it’s June and I’m still going,so…

34. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? Did you gain any of the weightback?

Yes and, alas, yes.

35. Are any of your grandparents still alive?

Both my maternal grandparents are intheir 90s and going strong.

36. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions?

I only emote for the convenience ofothers, so I’d say 50/50.

37. Have you ever gotten a commercial jingle stuck in your head?

How’s the beginning of the McDonald’sjingle followed by the end of the Goldfish jingle sound to you?

“BADADADADA, GOLDFISH!”

38. Have you ever left a movie theater before the movie was over?

Nope.

39. Do you consider rapping singing?

I mean if it’s not then I really can’t sing.

40. Does your home have a fireplace?

I wish.

41. Favorite non-chocolate candy?

Honestly a fan of gummy worms.

42. If you could have only one superpower, what would you want and why?

Power of probability. Saw it once ona tumblr post, haven’t forgotten about it since.

43. Have you ever locked your keys in your car?

Don’t have a car, don’t have toworry.

44. Do you listen to any religious music?

Only when it’s blasting in thefreaking grocery stores.

45. Do you drink soda? If so, which one is your favorite?

Nah, the bubbles bug me.

46. What was your ACT score?

I think it was a 28? I got a 32 inEnglish, that’s all I remember.

47. Rice or quinoa?

Rice.

48. From 1-10, how good of a driver do you consider yourself?

I’ve only driven once, so maybe a 4?

49. Do you like horror movies?

Yeah. I like to laugh at them.

50. How easily do you cry?

Not very, and never in public.

51. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where?

Noooope.

52. You are hanging with your closest friends. What are you most likely doing?

Something musical or movie related,or we’re talking while putting glue on our hands and peeling it off (my friendsand I are weird).

53. Can you handle spicy foods? What is your spice limit?

Love ‘em. I have no limit.

54. Can you play any musical instruments? If so, which ones?

Kinda. Basic drums, a fewself-taught things on the piano.

55. Are you more introverted or extroverted?

I am an introverted extrovert.

56. Last CD you bought?

Fall Out Boy Mania (and Ipre-ordered Panic! at the Disco Pray for the Wicked).

57. Do you like roller coasters?

YES.

58. What day of the week is laundry day for you?

Monday and Thursday as needed.

59. Have you ever played spin the bottle?

Wait, people actually do that?

60. How long have you known your best friend?

Best friend? 5 years. Closestfriend? 15 years.

61. Can you eat using chopsticks?

Yup.

62. Do you have any stickers on your laptop computer? If so, what are they of?

No, but my old laptop had littlestrips of yellow and black “caution” tape that I cut to fit over the apple.

63. How often do you say y'all?

Once every couple weeks? I don’tkeep track.

64. Favorite flavor of ice cream?

The Tonight Dough and ChocolateTherapy.

65. How long was your longest relationship? Are you still with that person?

On and off for a year and a half,official for 6 months, and very much NO.

66. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars I guess.

67. How good are you at math?

Kickbutt.

68. Have you ever acted in a play or a musical?

Lucy Van Pelt, You’re a Good ManCharlie Brown, fall of 2015, totally typecasted.

69. How often do you read/pay attention to your horoscope?

Only when people bring it up.

70. What is the shortest your hair has ever been?

I was 7 years old. My genius of amother decided to cut my hair while it was still wet, and in the dead of summerwhen it was the most curly. She thought it would dry to be shoulder-length. Itcame right below my ears. I tantrum-ed for a month.

71. Have you ever broken any bones?

Both bones in my left arm.

72. Do you like to go fishing?

Yeah sure.

73. Do you believe in evolution?

Yep.

74. Favorite costume you wore for Halloween? How old were you?

12 years old. The most detailed homemadeSpongeBob SquarePants costume you have ever seen. It was beautiful.

75. Real or fake Christmas trees?

Neither. Jewish.

76. How many pillows do you sleep with?

3-6 (depends on what I can get myhands on).

77. Do you live in an apartment or a house?

House.

78. How many of your friends are of the opposite gender?

60%?

79. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

Yep.

80. How long have you been at your current job?

Almost a year.

81. What kind of car do you drive (year, brand, model, color)?

I don’t.

82. How flexible are you?

Very.

83. Have you ever ended a romantic relationship?

Not technically, but I played oneout until they broke up with me.

84. Phrase you say the most?

I’m oddly partial to “Holy frick.”

85. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same gender? If so, did you like it?

Nah bro.

86. Do you own any homemade clothing?

Nope.

87. Do you like fast food?

Sure why not?

88. Have you ever given anyone CPR?

No.

89. Have you ever learned to do anything from a how-to video on YouTube?

Sadly, yes.

90. Describe your sense of humor.

…Odd.

91. Favorite cereal?

Four tied- Honey Bunches of Oats w/Almonds, Coco Pebbles, Just Bunches, and Reese’s Puffs.

92. Have you ever auditioned for a reality competition show?

No but I totally should.

93. Have you ever gotten a TV theme song stuck in your head?

“SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNABE THIS WAY…!”

94. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yeah sure why not?

95. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Statistically it’s incrediblylikely.

96. Have you ever given money to a street performer?

Not that I can recall.

97. Your deepest fear?

Death without fulfillment.

98. Pancakes or waffles?

Waffles.

99. Are you still friends with anyone from high school?

Quite a few people, yes.

100. From 1-10, how good of a dancer do you consider yourself?

An 8 on rhythm, a 3 on aestheticappeal.

101. How much of a patient person are you?

Meh.

102. Do you know your IQ?

I have a general idea, but myparents refuse to tell me.

103. Do you eat meat at all?

Yep.

104. Do you own any clothes from a garage sale or a thrift store?

EBay?

105. Have you ever bought anything from a flea market?

No.

106. Have you ever quit a job?

No.

107. Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head?

Just burn anyone who sings “Rude” byMagic.

108. Any movie(s) you can watch over and over and over again and enjoy just asmuch each time?

Rent, Zootopia, Penguins ofMadagascar, Heathers, Lion King 1 ½, Monster’s Inc., Monster’s University, anyand ever Bo Burnham or John Mulaney special, The Last Five Years…I don’t know,I’m a film student. I like movies.

109. Do you or have you ever worn glasses?

Since 2nd grade, yes.

110. Have you ever skinny dipped?

Absolutely not.

111. Are your birth parents still together?

Yes.

112. Have you ever been in the audience for the taping of a TV show?

No.

113. Favorite type of cookie?

Peanut butter chocolate chip ordouble fudge chocolate chip. I like chocolate.

114. Have you ever been broken up with?

Disney World, Epcot, August 2018.

115. How often do you smile when getting your picture taken?

I usually try to side smile.

116. Have you ever accidentally dialed 911?

No.

117. Oldest memory?

I was 2 years old and my parents, myolder sisters and I were staying at a family friends’ house until we bought ahouse. My parents told me they were going to look for a house, walked out thefront door, and then I ran into the kitchen to play with the gear magnets that wereon the fridge. Obscure, but that’s what I remember.

118. Have you ever been the victim of a nasty prank?

Not that I know of?

119. How often do you snort when you laugh?

When I choose to. Which I sometimesdo.

120. From 1-10, how good of a singer do you consider yourself?

In general, maybe a 6. On the rightsong, 8.

121. Favorite Disney song?

Yo, any song from Phineas and Ferb,man.

122. Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?

New York City, hopefully editing foran animation studio.

123. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?

Last I checked, ESTJ-A, TheExecutive.

124. Have you ever had a fortune cookie fortune come true?

Nope.

125. Name one thing you wish people would stop posting on social media.

Politics. Especially middle easternpolitics.

126. Last musical artist you saw live?

I’ve never been to a concert, but I’mgoing to see Panic! at the Disco next month. The last show I was at was theSpongeBob SquarePants musical, though. Killer.

127. Credit cards or cash?

Cash.

128. Favorite fandom?

The Penguins of Madagascar back whenit was active, but currently, Miraculous Ladybug.

129. What is your astrological sign?

Sagittarius.

130. Have you ever been fired from a job?

Nope.

131. Any hidden talents?

Rapping and beatboxing.

132. Can you surf?

No.

133. What motivates you to do well in life?

My drive to be ultimately successful.

134. Your worst physical feature?

My gut.

135. From 1-10, how much are you like your father?

Maybe 4?

136. How lucky do you consider yourself?

Not very.

137. Name a moment in your life when you were pleasantly surprised.

I think my first time listening toMy Chemical Romance?

138. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?

Nope.

139. What type of shoes do you wear the most?

Sneakers all day, everyday.

140. Favorite summer activity?

Waterparks, yo.

141. Favorite song to sing in the shower?

Movie by Hoodie Allen.

142. Have you ever lived with a roommate you did not get along with?

Yes.

143. Have you ever lived on a farm?

No.

144. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal?

I tried for about a month in firstgrade and then decided it was stupid.

145. TV show or movie you quote/reference the most?

SpongeBob, though The Penguins of Madagascar (the TV show, not the movie) is a close second.

146. How often do you get mad at yourself?

Constantly.

147. Have you ever gotten any stitches?

Nope.

148. Have you ever been hunting?

No.

149. Favorite YouTube channel?

Nigahiga. Paint is pretty awesometoo, but he rarely updates.

150. Have you ever had a pet besides a dog or a cat?

Fish.

151. From 1-10, how well do you work with others?

5.

152. Are you friends with any of your exes?

Both of ‘em.

153. Apple or PC?

Apple.

154. Do you collect anything?

SoulsHoodies.

155. Have you ever seen any Broadway plays or musicals?

Chicago, Dear Evan Hansen, TheElephant Man, School of Rock, and SpongeBob SquarePants (4 times). I also sawthe Friends Parody Musical off Broadway and I’ll be seeing Be More Chill inAugust.

156. Any missed opportunities you wish you had taken?

Nah.

157. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?

Absolutely not.

158. Do you have a pool at your house?

I wish.

159. What is the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

I believe it was around 50 hours? Istopped counting at a point.

160. Last thing that made you laugh?

Like actually laugh? I think it wasa joke I made to my mom. I happen to think I’m particularly funny.

161. Disney or Nickelodeon?

Majorly Nickelodeon.

162. Name one celebrity you wish was still alive.

Robin Williams.

163. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother?

18, one for every year I’ve grownmore like her.

164. Your best physical feature?

When I have it under control, myhair. Or my hands.

165. Earbud or earmuff headphones?

Earmuffs.

166. Have you ever wished you were born the opposite gender?

The entire time I was growing up,yeah. I’m a total tomboy, but I’m perfectly content as just that.

167. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ear lobes?

Not even there.

168. How often do you wash your hair?

About once a week? Can’t wash curlyhair very often.

169. Showers or baths?

Baths.

170. Have you ever been a bridesmaid or a groomsman?

Not yet, but that’s the plan.

171. Bottled or tap water?

Tap.

172. What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid?

The one and only SpongeBobSquarePants.

173. Any guilty pleasures you’re willing to discuss?

I don’t think I actually have any?

174. Favorite video game?

Either Mario Kart or classic Tetris.

175. Have you ever gotten a New Year’s kiss exactly at midnight?

Noooope.

176. How many of the United States have you visited?

20 I think?

177. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?

Yep.

178. Have you ever gotten a surgery?

Tonsillectomy.

179. Your least favorite food?

I don’t know. Spinach?

180. From 1-10, how competitive are you?

24.

181. Do you like wearing hats?

Meh, sometimes.

182. How much of a jealous person are you?

Not really.

183. What was your SAT score?

Only took the ACTs. Why take both ifyou already got into college?

184. Have you ever voted for a reality competition show?

Nope.

185. Does anyone in your family currently serve in your country’s military?

Not my country, no.

186. Snowboarding or skiing?

Skiing.

187. What celebrity would you most want to play you in a movie about your life?

Uhhhh there aren’t really anycelebrities that could pull this off properly. I’ll do it.

188. Have you ever been a Boy or Girl Scout?

No.

189. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Nope. Wasn’t this question askedearlier?

190. From 1-10, how good of a cook do you consider yourself?

5.

191. You have just opened up a web browser. What is the first site you visit?

Yeah, if I’m not Googling something,I’m probably on tumblr (although Gmail is my homepage).

192. How many things can you do with your weaker hand?

Less than the number of fingers onit.

193. Were you involved in any academic clubs in high school?

All of ‘em.

194. Have you ever played hooky from school?

I wish.

195. Are you comfortable with watching rated R movies?

Yup.

196. Do you root for any sports teams?

Giants, Rangers, Knicks, Yankees—needless tosay, I am a New Yorker.

197. First thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Go back to sleep.

198. If you could take home any one animal from the zoo, which one would youchoose?

Do they keep foxes in zoos? I want afox. Penguin is second.

199. Tell something about yourself most people don’t know.

I really enjoy these question things, but no one’s ever interested, so why post them?

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For the record, there are only 199 questions.The original post skipped number 91, so I went back a renumbered them all to be correct. It was a pain. But there you go, every question answered.

Don’t underestimate me.

Boom.