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@cllaboard​:

' Riku, correct ? I don't mean to intrude, but may I have a word with you ? '

“UUH, it depends. Which word are we talking about? Maim? Break? Pause? I sure hope it isn’t something hard like osteoporosis!”

He doesn’t even comment on any bruise. Whatever, you know? It’s none of his business! ...still, after a few seconds, he still groans (or, well. Yawns) and acts a little more serious.

“...I was kiddiiiing Gogo, what do you need?”

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@haematophiliac​:

Offers Riku a shot of Vodka with gold flakes in it. Hurts them kidneys but ooo gold flakesies....

“Oh haha! I’m not drinking anything people offer me, thank you. Just to make sure I don’t get poisoned, you know?

Also I don’t want this tacky rich people drink inside me it looks gross.”

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@haerith​:

"Hey, assface!"

“Heyyyyyyy ugly!”

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@galarianrocket​:

"-- Hey, Riku. Where did you get your Mega Stone from?"

"OH? This lil' thing? 

Why, consider this a... promotion bonus." she smirks, shrugging lightly as he grabs his Megastone, twirling it between his fingers "I remember the boss told me to, uhm. Have a chat with someone in the Kalos division, and I figured that just leaving it there was kind of silly. I mean, he wasn't going to use it anymore, anyway!  ...why? You want one too?"

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hits someone in the torture rooms and waves at the camera like hey boss hey boss hiiii boss look boss im hurting them good :D

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@kalosinflames​:

[ x ]

...hm. Welp. It could’ve gone better. Granted, it’s not like he expected much in a 3 vs 1, but come on. A fire type is a fire type, and fire types are easy to extinguish.

When the Gyarados fell down, barely holding up enough energy to keep its senses, Riku at first just kinda. Stood there. A little miffed, mostly still sleepy as he nonchalantly takes out a Max Potion.

“Hey, come on, I know we’re tired but you can’t just make me look like an idiot.” he grumbled, giving the beast a little kick as it started trembling, slowly standing (flying?) again.

“But okaaaaaay.” Riku continued, giving a sign to the other grunts to keep those three busy as he oh-so-calmly took out the Gyaradosite, rolling it through his fingers before activating it. A blinding light surrounded the beast, letting it roar proudly as it changed its shape and already charged its next attack “Just go ahead and die quickly, at least?

Hyper Beam.”

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@turnecoat​:

[ :) ]

“Aw, man, Johnny boy... look, if it was for me, we wouldn’t be here!”

He says, you know. Like a liar. As if he didn’t personally walk up to Giovanni to ask if he should do something about it. Luckily for John he wasn’t told to go crazy and stupid, for once.

He’s really just there to talk -- at least, as long as our little friend doesn’t take things a step too far.

“It’s orders from above, you know? You’re starting to get... a little too angry, lately. Come on, let’s go for a little walk!” as if he has any choice! Still holding not too tight, not too softly, Riku practically drags him to the cafeteria “I think I still got some of the money you gifted me, so I can offer you a drink!”

...with his money?

“I’m just here to chat. Just here to ask a few questions. Like... how many times did you get in trouble, lately? I think I could count in one hand the times I saw you in a good shape! What’s with that?”

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@truebeginnings​:

static fills the air. red heard something, but it's pikachu that sees the enemy first. with a jump, he sends a lighting straight to the opponent. no hiding behind the corner! you won't attack behind his back! >:C

--woop, busted!  Damn that stupid rat. He keeps forgetting that thing stays rigorously out of the Pokèball.

In fact, Riku barely has the time to let out a Pokèmon of his own, releasing Cofagrigus to take the hit a second before it was thrown at him. The Ghost takes it, groans, even almost falls -- but stands there, between his Trainer and the brat.

“...well. So much for a surprise attack.

Cofagrigus? Curse ♥”

Towards Pikachu? Towards Red? Who cares lol!!!!!!

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@turnecoat​:

He's staring down at his shoes. Mad. Like a toddler made to wash dishes in punishment.

"I've been told to apologize."

thats it thats his apology

“...damn, my mom really didn’t chagne a bit if she forced you to ask sorry to me for hurting my feefees.

Congratulations for being so quick with her, I guess? They have pills for that, by the by.”

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@planespc​ ► Archer

"I take it your Alola mission went well?"

“Smooth as butter, boss! 

Even if... I need to remember not to bring flip-flops to do the job next time. Breaking bones with those is very very hard, apparnetly!”

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@rocketeering​:

"You're such a prick at times, Rikky."

“But boooooooooss, I have the rights to be a prick now!!”

He stood up only because Proton was a superior.  Ever since that freak with the Moltres attacked, the Enforcer took it as a good excuse to lay in bed all day and mistreat any grunt who dared to say something about it, saying that he was messed up and got heavy Psychic damage (which was true, to be fair). Even now, despite his usual liking for pain... his back made him feel like crying.

“If I may, by the by, we should really try to find grunts that don’t run away screaming when I start barking. I say, what if they meed with a big bad kid with a big bad Charizard and escape from their post? That’d be no good!”

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“GREETINGS COP, NO BAD THINGS HERE!”

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@planespc​ ► Petrel:

"Bubbles, Buttercup an Beyonce-- they're all B's, dude."

“Oooh... yea, makes sense.

Guess that makes good ol’ Bruto a Powerpuff too.  Good for him.”

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@haematophiliac​:

Steals whatever Riku is about to eat, right out of his hand, and smushes it into his own mouth.

“.......

bro my wasabi.” :(

He was really sitting there trying to eat a whole ass spoon of wasabi, huh.

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@turnecoat​:

GRRRR SNARL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (@ riku uwu)

“What is it Fido? ...little Timmy fell in a well?”

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@hnlijiug​:

riku / 🩸or 'bleed’ // sender makes receiver bleed, but reverse, go wild 👀

“Hmmhm, woops. Didn’t mean to make you bleed that much.”

Pressing his foot on the stranger’s chest a little more as he squats down, looking at him from above, Riku just kind of... tilts his head, resting the crowbar he just used to send the other down on his shoulder. He smiles, as calm as usual, not really paying any mind to all the blood flowing from that guy’s nose and mouth. It was a stranger in a restricted area, he was acting a little too nosey, he deserved to get his face smashed.

“Well, no biggie. It could always be worse, right? I mean, imagine if I had my Pokèmon out! You would’ve been in for a world of hurt, that’s for sure!”