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checkxmaster · 1 year ago

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"Well..." Chad said with genuine curiosity, his face scrunching up in thought, "but you were at the top, weren't you, Alice? According to your files, you were head of security at the Hive along with Spencer. I'd say that's pretty high up. I mean, I was knee-deep in cyber security systems and protocols at the Hive and we had never even met before that night. That tells me you were way above me, but Umbrella really didn't seem to care..." It was puzzling to him, but more than that, it was frightening. Thinking back now about the complete lack of humanity and morals the Umbrella Corporation displayed made his skin crawl. He was sorry he ever agreed to work for them.

Chad really didn't like the word hero to describe him. Heroes were people who ran into danger to help others, not away from it. They didn't sweat and shake and forget elevator codes at the absolute worst possible time. They didn't hesitate to shoot enemies, their guns shaking in their hands. Their mouths didn't go dry and their throats constrict with the fear of what might happen next. Their minds didn't suddenly go blank despite years of intensive training and experience. Chad wasn't a hero at all.

He swallowed hard. "If I'd been a hero, more of us would've gotten out," he pushed back. "If I'd been more thorough, the Red Queen wouldn't have been able to hide her defensive protocols for the laser corridor from me. How many lives could I have saved then if I'd paid more attention? If I'd been a hero, I would've remembered that damn elevator code and it would've-" He almost choked on a hard lump that rose up into his throat. "...it would've been me to get pulled into the elevator instead of J.D. That was my fault, Alice. A lot of things were my fault that day. If I hadn't disabled the power and let all those biohazards out..." He stopped himself, because he could go on forever about his failings that day. "Heroes don't fuck up as badly as I did that night."

Her calling him a friend almost brought tears to his eyes. The guilt Chad carried around with him every day and every night from the events of the Hive was so oppressively heavy that it had taken a severe toll on him mentally. To hear someone who had lived all of that horror actually call him a friend still... it meant a lot. "Thanks, Alice. I appreciate that..." And he truly did, even if he didn't necessarily agree with everything she'd said. "As far as helping these people..." He looked around at various people milling about not that far away from them, "I think anybody else would do the same."

"Listen, with your ability to fight, the benefits of having you around would probably far outweigh any burden you might put on our supplies," Chad said quite honestly. Supplies were scarce, to be sure, but they needed more trained fighters to help keep all the various threats at bay. And goodness knows... there were many of them. He blinked, though, to hear that Umbrella had a way of tracking Alice. "Do you know how they're doing it? Because... if it's something like a tracking chip or a transmitter or anything like that, there's a damn good chance I can figure out how to disable it," he said, now almost excited at the prospect of helping her out with something like that.

(For the wandering verse?)

“It’s good to see you again. What made you decide to join up with this lot?” (Alice; @mxrvelouscreations

@mxrvelouscreations

Chad was ecstatic to see Alice again. He thought everyone else in the Hive had died. After waking up on the train tracks to an empty Hive, open doors, and dead Umbrella scientists strewn about at its entrance, he'd assumed the worst, and the worst was what he got. It was astounding how quickly the world went to hell in a handbasket. The only thing that kept Chad going was helping people. I made him feel useful, and like he was somehow making up for his part in letting this all happen in he first place, at least in some small way.

He smiled as he set up the motion sensors for the night. "They were people who needed help. So... I'm helping them," he said simply, with a light shrug. "You shoulda seen the paranoia and the lack of sleep they were all suffering from before I ran into them and implemented this motion detection perimeter. Now..." He patted one of the cameras mounted on a pole and stuck into the sand. "...they know if something comes close, they'll hear an alarm go off. Everybody's getting better sleep, and that can make all the difference."

It was the little things that mattered in this post-apocalyptic hell now, since no one was guaranteed to survive even one more day. "Besides... I feel like... I kindof owe it people. It's my fault he virus even got out in the first place..." That made his smile retreat, but soon it was back, albeit while taking on a more pensive quality than before. "It's good to see you too, Alice. I'm glad someone else survived who... knows how this all began." He wasn't sure why that mattered to him, except that it was somehow comforting to be around someone else who knew what he'd been through and how hard he'd tried to stop the virus from escaping the Hive, even if it was all in vain.

#mxrvelouscreations #kaplan rp #{ on to the next mission } ʷᵃⁿᵈᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ #{omg chad you did run into danger}#{going back into the laser corridor to complete the mission}#{after you just saw your commander and others get diced like salads}#{was incredibly brave wtf are you talking about}#{the phrase... because that's what heroes do... comes to mind lol}

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mrsdobrik · 4 years ago

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Not Clickbait - Chapter 29

This is my favorite chapter! I can’t believe it’s finally out! It’s about David and Y/n going on a trip together and sleeping together for the first time. You can totally read it as a one shot too but it’s better if you are up to speed with the series! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did 💕💕💕

Y/n and David had just landed in Miami and gotten their rental car. David (Natalie) had made reservations at the Ocean's Edge Resort in Key West. They got to their room just as the sun was starting to rise which made the view even more spectacular than it already was.

“Dave, this… this is so perfect. Thank you for this, thank you for being such an amazing boyfriend” she said wrapping one of her arms around his waist as they walked over to the balcony. “We should go swimming, right now before there are a bunch of people at the pool!” Y/n beamed.

“Sure, whatever you want to do.” David agreed leaning down to kiss her.

“I’ll go change.” she whispered and walked over to her travel bag to get her swimsuit out.

She went into the bathroom and David just stood there on the balcony looking at the amazing view. A few minutes later Y/n came out of the bathroom in a flesh colored two piece. She had her hair down and her cheeks were slightly flushed. The golden light of the rising sun hitting her skin, still dewy from rubbing sunscreen all over. David thought she had never looked better, more relaxed, happier.

“Can you rub this on my back?” She muttered handing him the tube of sunscreen. She turned around as David put some lotion on his hand, she shivered a little when the cold product first hit her skin but then she started enjoying the feeling of David’s hands running through her back. David started spreading the cream and as he came across the strap of her bra he started running his hand under it. “You can untie that” she said holding the fabric by the front and he did, leaving her back completely bare for him to explore.

“Done” he whispered after a couple of minutes. Y/n turned around and leaned in for a kiss, it started off light but it soon deepened, her bra falling to the ground as she forgot she was holding it. They started moving towards the bed, his shirt falling on the ground on the way. David took a step back to look at her.

“You are so beautiful.” He muttered in her ear as he started kissing down her neck and clavicle. “I love you” he whispered on her lips. She broke the kiss to look at him for a second.

“I love you too.” she smiled against his lips.

“Are you sure you want to do this babe? We can stop, it’s okay if you want to wait.” David said breaking the kiss once again.

“I’m sure, I love you” she nodded. More pieces of clothing fell to the ground, as their hands got to know each other's bodies. It was sweet and gentle, filled with kissing and caressing, soft laughter and smiles.

…

A while later Y/n and David were still in bed, wrapped in nothing but each other's arms and white sheets.

“Was… did… “ Y/n started, not completing her thoughts.

“Babe, just ask, you’ve been trying to get it out for like an hour” He smiled, putting his head on the crook of her neck.

“Did you like it? I mean you have more experience than I do so… Was it good for you?” She said feeling her cheeks get hot.

“Yes, it was great.” He smiled sweetly at her “Was it good for you? Did it hurt?”

“It was perfect. And no, it didn’t hurt.” Y/n said remembering how kind and gentle he was during the whole thing.

“You are so perfect, so amazing. I love you. This last couple months have been so wonderful.”

“I love you too, Dave. I couldn’t imagine a more perfect boyfriend.” She smiled running her fingers through his hair.

…

As tempting as spending the whole weekend in that hotel room sounded, after some room service breakfast it was adventure time. They rode all the way to Key West, visited the Hemingway Home and Museum, went canoeing and window-shopped through the luxurious boutiques before sitting down to have lunch.

“Most of these things have seafood!” David complained.

“Well, yeah babe, that’s kind of the point…” Y/n said giggling.

“Do you want to go parasailing after lunch?” His eyes gleamed.

“Nooo, pleeeease! I don’t like dangerous activities!! We are both too young to die…”

“We are not going to die, it’s going to be fine! You’ll love it, it’s fun!”

“If we die I am going to haunt your spirit for eternity…” she said giving up. She knew there was no point in arguing, when something got in his head…

“Good, that way not even death will do us apart”

“Funny…” She gave him a light push.

…

“Tell me again why we are doing this…” Y/n said squeezing David’s hand so tight it would probably leave a bruise.

“Because it’s fun and we only live once and because your face is funny when you are scared.” He replied giving the girl a quick peck.

Y/n actually really enjoyed herself, the views were amazing, it was really fun and it turned out to be the perfect thing to get her head off of what was coming. The wind blew her hair and blushed her already suntanned skin.

…

Night time came way too soon and David was at the bar waiting for Y/n, who was still in their room getting ready. He smiled down at his phone as he read Natalie’s text.

Assistant #1: How is the trip going, Romeo? Reformed Bieber: It’s great, the hotel is perfect! Thank u! Assistant #1: I am the best assistant, I know. U should give me a raise! Reformed Bieber: Haha v funny! U r a great friend! Assistant #1: OMG! Is that a compliment or just a way to get out of the raise? Reformed Bieber: Exactly. Assistant #1: U lil bitch, wait till u come home! Changing the locks tonight Reformed Bieber: I told her I loved her… Assistant #1: WHAT?? OMG!! I am so happy for u Dave!! Did she say it back? Reformed Bieber: Yes :)

As he sent that message he looked up to see Y/n approaching him. His jaw literally dropped, as did the ones from most of the attendants. She was wearing a silk emerald green tight dress, it was calf long and left little to the imagination as the fabric hugged her figure like a second skin. The color complemented her skin beautifully and had a sheen to it as the light reflected off the dress. Her skin had taken a golden tint, which was emphasized by the shimmer in her body oil. Her hair fell in careless curls and a proper amount of gloss made her lips look extra juicy. She was a gorgeous young woman, and David was used to her sweet pastel colored dresses but in that outfit she looked like a completely different person.

“WOW! Let's get out of here before my girlfriend shows up!” He whispered in her ear as she reached his seat in the bar.

“Sorry sweetie, I don’t do committed guys.” She muttered with a seductive little smile.

“Bummer.” He said before leaning in for a kiss, it was passionate and short lived.

“I take it you like my new dress.” She smiled teasingly.

“You should never take that off” He said, looking her up and down.

“If that is what you want! And here I was thinking you would enjoy what is underneath more than the dress.” David knew there was no way she could have anything under that dress because it would show through the fabric. So the thought of the only thing that could be under her dress appeared in his head.

“There is no way we are getting through dinner if you keep this up. I might need to throw you over my shoulder and take you back to our room.”

“Didn’t your mom teach you that you can’t have dessert before dinner?” She scolded, running her hand through the collar of his shirt.

“I’m a slow learner.”

…

The next day was spent at the beach enjoying the clear skies and warm water. Y/n put her book back inside her bag under the gazebo and looked over to her boyfriend.

“Are you coming to the water with me?” She asked as David played with his phone.

“No babe, go ahead. I’m too tired, I want to rest a bit.” He replied before kissing her goodbye.

It hadn’t been half an hour when David looked up from his phone to see two buff guys talking to Y/n by the shore. He could feel the familiar green monster making an appearance. She looked too pretty in her mint green bathing suit and wet hair. He didn’t like the way those guys seemed to be eating her with their eyes. She seemed totally oblivious to that last part though. He stood up and made his way to his girlfriend.

“Hey babe! Was the water nice?” He said, grabbing her by the waist.

“It was perfect! You should go swim a bit before it starts getting cold! Oh, by the way… these are Chad and Trent! We went to high school together… isn’t it a small world?”

“Hey! Nice to meet you!” Dave smiled holding out his hand.

“Holy fuck! You didn’t tell us that the guy you were dating is David Dobrik!” One of the guys said

“Yeah, well it's kind of a secret or at least it was until he called me babe.” She explained, giving him a look. She had caught what he was trying to do and couldn’t wait till they were alone so she could tease the fuck out of him. He blushed a bit.

“Hey, don’t worry! We are not going to say anything! We still owe her big time for all the times she helped us with homework and exams! She was always the smartest little nerd in the class” The other guy said.

“Well except for gym class, those were not her brightest moments”

“Ohh god please don’t ever mention that again!! David destroyed me in tennis a few weeks ago!!” She laughed.

“Hey, so I know you two are on vacation but would you mind taking a picture with us?” Guy n°1 said

“Sure!” David said and after a few more minutes of chat both pairs went their separate ways.

“Look at you being all jealous! You are like a little puppy marking your territory! That is hi-la-ri-o-us!! OMG!! I can’t wait to go back and tell Natalie about this she is going to laugh so fucking hard!!”

“Whatever. The fact that they know you doesn’t mean they were not flirting with you!! They were eyeing you up!! You are just too naïve to notice.” He shrugged, grabbing at her waist.

“No, I am not! I did notice which is why ten minutes before you joined us I told them I came here with my boyfriend” She said giggling.

“That didn’t stop them staring then.”

“Maybe it didn’t, but I don't care. I only have eyes for one guy, and he is amazingly handsome and talented.”

“Let me guess, it’s me.” He said leaning down to kiss her.

“No, it's Ryan Gosling. But you are a close second place.” She giggled pulling him in.

#david dobrik #david dobrik x you #david dobrik x y/n #david dobrik x reader #david dobrik imagine

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mysterylover123 · 4 years ago

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Mysterylover watches Bleach episodes 144-145

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1. NEW OP!!! THERE’S A NEW OP! notes on it: First, since Renji and Ruki are on the “Team Rescue Hime” symbolic rock statues with Ichi, Chad and URyu, I can presume safely that they’re gonna say “screw you system” and help save her? 2. Not seeing Tatsuki so either they’re keeping her role in this a secret or I’m gonna be mad that she’s been left out again. 3. Please don’t drown Hime! (I know it’s symbolic. Whatever she’s symbolically drowning in.) 4. The Table Meeting of the Council of Sexy Bad Guys will now come to order.

2. Onto the actual episode. I wonder if we’re gonna have a similar twist to the last arc here, where the seeming Good Guy Boss turns out to be evil conspiracy theory captain? By which I mean Old Guy who said “Don’t save Hime”.

3. Ichi and Uryu continue to adorable bicker about how they’re gonna do this. That comedy music. Why do you guys always have your rom com bickering in the middle of the Serious Kidnapping Arcs? You tell em, Chad!

4. Wow Ichi actually got Uryu to apologize? Someone’s having character development.

5. You know, with these three idiots on the job, Hime should probably start writing her own obituary. Cause this first attempt isn’t exactly inspiring confidence. You guys seriously need Renji, Ruki and Tatsuki’s help if you actually wanna get this done.

6. LOL Chad and Uryu being like “stop hogging our screentime Ichi we wanna fight this one”.

7. “OMG Uryu you’re using a BOW?” “Duh Ichi that’s my whole thing.”

8. Sorry I don’t have a ton to say about this fight. Ishi and Chad gonna show Ichi that they’ve got the chops. hopefully this leads to a Hime scene soon.

9. LOL at the villain as he dies being like “WE LOVE OUR FEARLESS GOD AIZEN SOOOO MUCH”. Got quite a cult around you now, huh?

10. Of course our trio of morons is fine. They’re Shonen heroes, nothing phases them.

11. Gotta say the imagery in this arc is sick. Very appropriate for the Season of Halloween as I’m writing it. (By the way, I have to ask, is Bleach’s Halloween filler episode all that spoiler-y? Can I watch it next week for a Halloween special?)

12. OOH the Meeting of the Bad Guys council has come to order! And one appears to be a girl. Aizen and his two sidekicks are leading.

13. You know, Aizen, now that I have lifted my “cancelled” status on you, I’m getting more interested in you as a character. We know like nothing about why this villain guy does what he does and I’m hoping there’s more to it than just “world domination”. He has a cool (and sexy, unfortunately) character design and seems to be well-liked among fans, so there I hope there’s more to him than appears.

14. And our merry band of morons haven’t yet figured out that they’re running in place or something like that. These guys are seriously our best option? like, we just saw a rundown of our Main Villains and NGL they seem pretty OP in comparison to the protags.

15. Why is our core trio such a bunch of comedic dumbasses anyway? I mean, they are our main characters and they may as well be the 3 stooges here.

16. “Don’t distract Uryu with all your sexual tension shenanigans Ichi or we’ll die.” Seriously you two settle down. Argue-flirt on your own time. You’ve got a goddess to go rescue right now!

17. At the Villain Tea Party of Expositional Presentations, GJ is all “ICHIGO!!!”, Aizen as he drinks his tea be like “Only dumb villains underestimate the protagonists, guys” and Ulqui just be like “whatever”.

18. GJ be like “I’m off to slay Ichi! Totally not personal grudge or anything”. Aizen is honestly a pretty good villain boss so far. Like, I could see working for this guy. At least you’d get tea.

19. Did Aizen just Spirit Pressure Scare GJ into complying? OK maybe not the HankScorpio level good villain boss then. He reasonably is like “let’s be patient, we’ll get to kill em eventually. I mean, I’m me.” Dammit Aizen GJ wants to go fight Ichi again!

20. Our moron trio befriends what looks like an adorable little HollowLizard and gives some exposition.

21. And they find a human girl with blue teal hair? Like, the very last minute of the episode is “OMG a little girl in danger”. Huh. I wonder if she’s that Sexy Teal Haired Lady I see being referenced in Bleach all the time, just in child form.

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pythiadidelphi · 4 years ago

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Just thinking about how in The Two Princes season 2 (please listen to it, podcast, spotify, season 3 tomorrow october 20, queer and soft af) I was thinking about how in The Easy Life Chad sings about "kings, queens and castles" because he was a prince, therefore Barabbas must have been a farmer "now farmers in the fields..." so, backstory there? He was son of farmers but didn't want to work so he became a thief, but not like in a Robin Hood situation cause he also murdered like 50 people? (Yes I can quote this podcast). Also, I live this song (I mean rn I might chop my ears if I hear it cause yesterday I listened to it on loop for the whole afternoon and then I couldn't not hear it while trying to fall asleep but give me a few days and I'll be fine) I love this song but there's this part in which Chad sings " don't they know when danger comes you simply run away?" And oof I have some feelings about this one. Because Chad ran away at everything but the sirens. And he had just tried to run away from the Hydra thing, even if that meant leaving Rupert behind to, well, die. So yeah This Song am I right? BUT don't be sad because then he stops running away and saves the kingdom!! Cause he's Amir and Rupert was in danger and they never leave each other behind. That was just Chad singing silly things specifically to make me sad.

Talking about Rupert. He never. Not once. Not when Amir thought they were brothers, or that he was a 10 and too hot for Rupert (which btw bs cause Rupert is a fucking 12), or when he changed his name to Chad and called him Rufus, or when he begged the Hydra to let him go and eat Rupert instead cause he was the one who had agreed to the challenge, not when he was flirting with a siren, or EVEN when he thought he had betrayed him and made an alliance with Malkia, not even then did Rupert blame Amir. He was kneeling before Malkia, Amir by her side telling him that he had to stop him so he couldn't get his memories back, and Rupert just yelled at Malkia asking her what spell did she use to put Amir against him. Cause it couldn't be Amir. The love of his life. And I think even when he was about to die and Amir had said all those things to him, he never blamed him. Did he blame Chad? Probably. But not Amir. And then boom plot twist Cecely queen, Chad has this super speech, and boom memories back and Rupert holds him as he remembers.

And Amir must have been apologizing for a year. Just imagine his dread thinking about all of those things I mentioned above. And then Rupert goes and says that a better world is worth fighting for and he's just so beautiful and sweet and omg ok someone please stop me rn.

But yeah Amir apologizes like 30 times a day and tho it takes some time till Rupert feels like shoving it on his face, the day comes where Rupert starts throwing "Chad" at any lighthearted argument and Amir can't use the Fitz card anymore... until he can. And now it's just kind of a

Rupert: Chad...

Amir: FITZ

And I would die for either of them. Or Joan. Or Cecely. Or Porridge and Fitz.

Btw now that the 3rd season is about to air just wanted to leave here my headcanon that the new prince (who has a really good taste in men may I say unlike Lorelai) is trans. And Joan is ace and a lesbian. That's it I said it. A she/they ace lesbian now that I'm at it. And Percy is gay, yes, but you can all stop that Percy×Rupert thing rn ok? Thaaanks. But yes if the new prince is not trans I might throw something at someone and it might hit them.

And this was my way of reviving this fandom PEOPLE omg GO LISTEN TO THE TWO PRINCES RIGHT NOW!!!

#the two princes #podcast #rupert and amir #just listen to it

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sunsetcurve · 5 years ago

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Top 5 ships (across any fandom you like) and/or top 5 Disney/Nick ships? You can just pick one if you'd rather :)

oooh okay

so top 5 overall:

1) percy jackson/annabeth chase (percy jackson and the olympians) do i even have to explain myself? every single scene with these two, god. they INVENTED slow burn romance. they were SO in love and i shipped them before i even knew what shipping was. forever favs.

2) dick grayson/wally west (all dc media types). GOD. the most iconic best friends to lovers ship of all time. honestly i got into them first through young justice but guys like...the two of them in the comics...they’re so freaking in love...i’m soft

3) adrien agreste/marinette dupain-cheng (miraculous ladybug) because like. how can you not. these two are such adorable, oblivious idiots. i love them. so much.

4) keith kogane/lance mcclain (voltron: legendary defender) and agdkdhskdj. they had amazing development and so much potential and i am such a hoe for enemies to lovers omg.

and finally 5) roy harper/jason todd/koriand’r (red hood and the outlaws). rhato was one of my favorite comic runs ever and honestly it was entirely because this trio was so good together. there was such a strong bond and they really were ride or die, peak.

top 5 for disney/nick:

(i’m gonna assume this includes dcoms)

1) arc/ciara (knight squad) because godDAMN tiara thief had SO MUCH POTENTIAL. the teasing? the ep where they were chained together? the “sacrificing something you really want to help the other person”?? the keeping each other’s secret?? god tier!

2) sonny munroe/chad dylan cooper (sonny with a chance) and hhh i don’t have TIME to talk about them as much as i want to but okay they had such good development and chemistry like...GOD when they did their “fine! fine! good! good!” thing i lost it. honestly unparalleled.

3) mack/brady (teen beach movie) honestly like...these two were so cute together. maybe it’s just that my bi ass is sold for maia mitchell and ross lynch but like...they genuinely cared about each other so much...they pushed each other out of their comfort zones and encouraged each other...even when they were fighting they worked as a strong team...i love them.

4) henry hart/charlotte page-bolton (henry danger) and there are so many reasons but like. best friends to lovers. her pushing him to be better. him making her laugh. the two of them growing up and growing old together. i am! soft!

5) troy bolton/gabriella montez (high school musical) and i don’t need to justify myself because! classic! every number they did together! peak!

thank you for the ask!!

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gutsybitsies · 8 years ago

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(Note: All real nhl teams are populated by fake fictional people in this fic.

Also note: I’m sorry this is disjuncted, I just needed to bang this out.

Triple note: yes this is a pride and prejudice au.

edit: Part 1)

“Brah, brah!” Shitty burst into Jack’s apartment. Jack was sitting next to his counter with a protein shake and smiling down at his phone dopily. “You gotta listen to me.”

“The emergency key is for emergencies, Shits.” Jack sent a smiling emoji to the other person and received a string of unintelligible emojis in return. It was adorable.

“There are two emergencies today,” Shitty said. “No, strike that, make it three. So the first emergency is that I wanted to see you.”

“You can’t keep using that excuse to burst into my apartment whenever you feel like it.”

“Shhh,” Shitty put his hand over Jack’s mouth. “Just let me love you.”

“The second emergency is that I finally ran Chad Wickham out of Providence and I wanted to celebrate that with you,” Shitty plopped a bag of booze and snacks onto the counter.

“Shits, I’m not eating that junk,” Jack said, still looking down at his phone. “Anyway, Eric left some pie and pastries we can eat if you have to celebrate this.”

“That’s the third emergency, brah.” Shitty said seriously. “That bro is bad news. You gotta ditch him.”

Jack’s phone buzzed twice.

Eric: Omg Shitty is there? Tell him hello from me!

Eric: I left some banana pie in the fridge for him tell him to help himself!!! UuU

The two of them looked down at the text.

“I thought you liked him when we met him,” Jack was confused. He trusted Shitty with his life, and he trusted Shitty’s judgement. Shitty had saved him from many situations that could have been awkward or dangerous before, but Jack never thought that Shitty would be saying this about Eric. Eric was the kindest, nicest human being that Jack has ever met. They bumped into each other at an art gallery that Shitty dragged him to a few months ago, and Jack found himself gravitated around Eric’s orbit ever since.

Shitty shook his head. “Nah brah, he’s just using you.”

“Isn’t he best friends with Lardo? How can he be that terrible?” Jack argued. Larissa and Eric were inseparable roommates, who always appeared together.

“Lardo is amazing even though her best friend turned out to be a little worm, and whatever feelings I have are despite those circumstances,” Shitty said loftily. He took out his phone and searched something up. “Anyway Eric is just using you for views on his vlog.”

“She doesn’t let you call her Lardo, Shits,” Jack chirped, even though his heart was pounding. It can’t be that Eric was just using him, was it? Eric was kind and sweet, and he made Jack trip over himself more often than not. And he was sure that Eric…liked him.

Shitty pulled up videos of Eric, and there he was, talking about Jack. What Jack was like, how Jack liked his pie, what he and Jack did while they were hanging out together, it felt like the ground was pulled out from under Jack’s feet. There was nothing incriminating, none of the more private things that Jack had told Eric, but he never knew that Eric would talk about him like this. And he trusted Shitty’s judgement in people.

“Oh.” He said softly. His phone buzzed again; it was Eric. Jack ignored it. “Let me think about it.”

“I know you like him,” Shitty said. “And if I thought that it could be something I would just show you the video so you can talk to him about it. But he obviously doesn’t feel the same way.”

“He doesn’t?” Jack said, surprised. “I thought…I got the feeling that he did. He made me pie.”

“He makes everyone pie, and he gives endearments to everyone. And I’m all for freedom of emotional expression, fuck that masculine nonsense, but it’s pretty obvious he’s not only treating you like he does everyone else but he’s profiting off his relationship with you.”

Jack never replied to Eric after Shitty’s visit. The next morning after he kicked Shitty out of bed (”Can you just. If you have to climb in here in the middle of the night can you at least fucking wear pajamas? Do I have to invest in a spray bottle? Because I will.”), his phone buzzed again.

This time it was with an incoming call from his GM. He held a hand up to Shitty, who was making pancakes, and walked out on the balcony to take it.

“No, no hard feelings,” Jack said. “Thanks for telling me in advance.”

He walked back into the apartment, where Shitty was waiting for him with breakfast.

“I’m being traded to New York.”

“Fuck those guys,” Shitty scoffed.

“I was too expensive, and the Rangers are rebuilding so they can afford this,” Jack said. “I knew it was coming. But hey, this means that you don’t have to come down to Providence from your office in New York to see me, eh?”

Shitty’s mustache twitched and his eyes watered before he jumped Jack in a hug. “You magnificent fucking beaut, I will be fucking angry for you since you can’t be angry for yourself.”

“Haha, don’t slobber on me, Shitty.”

After his run that morning, his phone buzzed with more notifications from Eric, who had obviously just seen the news online.

Jack deleted and blocked his number. New city, new start.

OMGcheckplease update

A man sits in front of the camera with a brittle smile. He has a red Samwell hoodie on and fairylights in his background.

“So, Ransom and Holster took me to the Rangers’ game yesterday to make me feel better. Which was really kind of them, they’ve been nothing but sweet when they found out I was transferred to New York and insisted I stay with them. I think they miss the old college days when we all lived together. As y’all know, Ransom has a job doing consulting with the Rangers organization. His job doesn’t make him interact with the players, but gosh he must have been charming enough to get us tickets to the game last night. It was so amazing, I missed watching hockey.”

The man hesitates, then wraps his arms around himself.

“I’ve been down recently because of the move, I miss my friends and coworkers in Providence so much. And my romantic life hasn’t been that great either.

When I was in highschool, there was this boy I had such a crush on. He was on the soccer team, but he wasn’t like the rest of the high school sports boys. He was real nice to me, and not just because my daddy was the football coach either. And I liked him so much I decided to tell him that I was gay and that I liked him too, but that just led to him ignoring me and avoiding me.”

There is a slight jump in the video, and the man appears to have redder eyes. He seems to be remembering something, before he starts talking again.

“Sometimes I wish that I can stay friends with the straight men that I fall for. Or that I can actually tell whether or not a guy is straight.

But enough about sad stuff!” The man visibly pulls himself together and smiles brightly.

“It’s time for more Bittle jam drama!”

#zimbits #omgcp #jack zimmermann #eric bittle #shitty knight #mywriting #pnp au

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Annnnd it’s Smackdown time, woooo. Got some hopes for the main event tonight, let’s see how it goes.

Yep movement. Yes. I love it. Beautiful. More of this, please.

Honestly, whatever anyone’s feelings on Jinder Mahal, and there are a lot of them, all varied and viable, but the Singh Brothers are amazing. The second best part of the gimmick they gave him, imo, only slightly behind his entrance. They’re so over the top with their acting, it’s great, they’re great, I love them so much, I want to see them have a who can be more extra-off with The New Day.

Excuse me, I’m sorry, did they just give the Ruby and Charlotte fucking JOBBER ENTRANCES? First actual match of the night, and I don’t get to see the full entrances? Not a huge fan of that. But okay. Whatever. No entrances, just packages, that’s fine, it’s cool.

So, I’d go ahead and guess right now that at some point tonight, given what happened on Raw and how things have been going for the last couple of months, that the Riot Squad would get mobbed by all the Female Wrestlers on Smackdown tonight, but it doesn’t feel like they have the same kind of numbers advantage that the gal’s on Raw do? And while I think that, I’ve done the quick math, and no, the numbers are only like, one off, but... I think Lana’s throwing me off. Lana just doesn’t feel like a wrestler to me, so my subconscious isn’t counting her as one. I guess they could mob them. Wouldn’t be much point tho, I don’t think. Don’t like this whole mirror storyline that’s happening on Raw and Smackdown when there’s no important variables.

Also, sidenote, I have always, forever, loved Natalya’s ring gear.

Oh, they’re bringing out the steps again. That move’s really cute. I know it was supposed to be super dangerous but it’s just kinda silly and I love it. Good on Naomi for coming out and kicking ass- giving ass?- tho, love that girl, annnnnnd yep, alright, there we go, getting kinda mobbed, yep, called it.

Ahhhh, Baron Corbin v Ziggler. So, fun fact that I’m sure no one cares about, but I’ve come to enjoy Baron’s wrestling entirely against my will. He is the opposite of the problem that I had with Ryback- in that he was huge and looked like everything I’d enjoy in a big muscle hoss rassler-, but his moves were so boring that by the end of his run I legit tuned out during his matches because I just couldn’t get into them. Corbin, on the other hand... something about him just rubbed me the wrong way from the first time I heard him talking, and I wanted, I desperately wanted to hate him. And then I saw him do the End of Days. And I’ve been petulantly hooked ever since.

Mmmmhm, DB, what have we got here. Daniel Turn tonight? Probably not tonight. Probably just setting the seeds for tonight. And I say “turn”, but I don’t know if it’ll really count as that, because Shane’s being pretty petty Mcmahon Heel right now. Daniel standing up for what he thinks is right isn’t a particularly heel move, at least, not traditionally. Then again, WWE seems to love Heels that Actually Have Good Points now, soooo...

...When did Dolph start coming out to music again? Did I miss something? I mean, I’m not complaining, wasn’t a fan of the record scratching then stark silence. Fans really let me down on that one. They should have started doing theme songs for him when the music cut out. Golden opportunity, wasted.

AND Baron is fighting sands shirt. Noice. Uncommon, but nice.

When will Heel Roode come back from the war? I miss him. This is kind of dickish Roode, but not super heel yet.

Ah, yes, My Violent Kane Themed Team Rocket Bros coming next. Their get ups are so goofy, but I do like the way they’re wrestling. That smacking the shit out of Roan to get him fired up? I wouldn’t mind seeing more of that. Not sure if I’m looking forward to Breezango going up against the Bludgeon Bros. I love my dumb cop boys. I don’t want them to be decimated. Also, it’s so obvious that the Ascension has been behind all of the fashion file shenanigans so they’d be putting themselves in super danger for no reason.

...man, i love seeing my wyatt boys doing good for themselves, but man, sometimes i watch them and i think what could be if they just let bray have his giantman stable. and now i’m sad. corey laughing at people getting decimated helps a little bit, i guess, but still.

Not making me less sad reminding me both of Heel Cole- oh god no please- and that time the Rock came back and said he was home, only to leave us again.

YEP MOVEMENT MAKES ME HAPPY, THOUGH, THANK YOU.

Zayn and Owens revolutionaries, you say? They should hire Drew Gulak. He could make them a beautiful power point to help their cause.

KO being the Yup Man is the Best Thing and I love it.

Still don’t trust Randy to not turn on Shin. Never trust Randy.

I really want a Yep! shirt.

Oh no, come on, SOMEONE has to occupy smackdown with ma boys.

...Man, thanks Kevin, now I want some kool-aid.

Doooon’t trust a McMahon, Daniel. Don’t do it. It never ends in anything but tears. Nice to see Sami and Kevin happy, though.

Oh hey, Rusev is fighting tonight! Happy Rusev Day to Me! AND New Day on Commentary! Oh Smackdown, you’re spoiling me~

YAS! GIVE ME THE WHOLE SONG!!!!!

THREEE UNHINDERED JINDERS OMG, BEAUTIFUL

I wouldn’t mind seeing Aiden dressed up like the Grinch. Oooh, no, guys, come on, be nice to English, he’s not that bad.

...I’m actually really enjoying Benjamin and Gable together. They play pretty well off of each other. I really wish they got more TV time. I like the idea of Sheldon teaching Chad how to be a proper heel/tweener.

Big E is a Gift, let we never forget.

So is Corey and Byron’s antagonistic relationship. It’s so nice to have a Heel Face commentator duo again where it doesn’t feel like actual meanspiritedness that one party can’t actually handle. Byron’s really grown on me. Maybe he’s better now that he’s not up against JBL. Maybe it’s just having to listen to Otunga for ages. Either way, doesn’t really matter how or why, I just know that if Byron wasn’t on the announce team for Smackdown, I would actually genuinely miss him.

Hm. So Zack’s gonna get murdered on the CoC kickoff. That kinda makes me sad, but hopefully it will end up being a good ark for his and Mojo’s characters.

Fucking Bobby’s picture looks so happy to be there

OH NO, I DON”T WANT DANGO AND BREEZE TO GET MURDERIZED! I’m seeing they’re going to get pretty well banged up, then the Ascension is going to come out and it’ll look like they’re there to help their “Best Friends”, but then Oh No, They’ve Actually Been The Villains All Along! And so either BB’s win, or if Breezango wins it’ll be by DQ because Ascensions only going to come out there to twist the proverbial knife in their backs.

Really wish they didn’t add those strobe lights to Shinsuke’s entrance. Still one of my favorite entrances otherwise. Whatta man. HE JUST FISTBUMPED THE VIPER NAKAMURA NO

Randal growing his hair out kind of weirds me out at this point. THEY FIST BUMPED AGAIN WHAT IS THIS?

SHINSUKE IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE I LOVE HIM

Daniel on commentary now, Guest Night at the Commentary Desk tonight apparently.

Man I just really love Sami’s face. Just thought I’d share that.

Yep, yep, gonna be Shenanigans at Clash of Champions during the main event. So many shenanigans. Perhaps even all of the shenanigans.

Nakamura’s kicks give me life. So does KO murdering people on the ring apron.

Fucking Sami waving at Daniel. Goddamit, Zayn, stop being so cute.

Shit man, Daniel bringing up Indie stuff, I can sense Vince Feuding from here, ehehe.

You know, one day I want to have a wrestler purposefully toss a match on the go home show because traditions state that he who wins before the PPV, shall lose at the PPV. I know tonight wasn’t the go home show, but it just got me thinking. I’d love to have a wrestler who’s gimmick was like, being super meta about things like that. Or just really superstitious I guess could also work.

Anyway, Now to get my weekly fix of Drew05 Live.

#wwe smackdown #sassin about rasslin #tuesday night smackdown

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AUGUST 2017

*****Bill Murray and the rest of the Murray brothers are opening a Caddyshack themed restaurant in the Plaza hotel in Rosemont, Il. They opened a similar eatery in Florida in 2001.** Bill Murray also got the ESPY for Chicago cubs best moment. Michelle Obama honored Eunice Kennedy Shriver at the ESPY’s for the Special Olympics.

***** Tarantino is doing the next Manson movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*****Dec. 2017: Psych the movie. YES!

*****Some republicans are working on introducing a bill that would force future Presidents to release their tax returns.

*****Alice Cooper discovered he had a Warhol, “little electric chair”, 40 years after the fact. The find was rolled up in a tube in a storage locker.

*****It is so funny how Kelly Ripa looks so happy and bright when Anderson Cooper is on but not so much when that boar Seacrest is next to her.

*****Days alert: Sami will be back in the fall and look for her and Nicole to clash. We will see more of Xander but Dario is headed out of our lives. Chad and Gabby are over and look for Chad and Abigail to reunite if she survives. Is Ben Weston back in town or just in Abby’s mind? Did she see him the night of Deimos’ murder? Could she be the killer and could Chad be protecting her as she has been protecting him?

*****Another victim of John Wayne Gacy was recently identified as Jimmy Haakenson, a Minnesota runaway.

*****The Rockford Peaches are being celebrated . July 27 brought hundreds of girls and women to Beyer stadium in Rockford to play. Some of the 40’s and 50’s peaches were in the movie “A League of Their own” ,that sparked a resurgence in interest. Also in the works just across the street is The International Women’s Baseball Center.

***** Did you ever notice how often Kroger products are used on television? I am forever seeing their store brand in scenes across many networks in many scenes. I think it is because they have a very generic look.

*****It sounds like the Richard Pryor story will come to the screen. It should be exciting with Tracy Morgan as Redd Foxx and Oprah as Pryor’s Grandmother.

*****CBS and the BBC are joining forces in the tradition of Edward R. Morrow who used to report from the BBC.

*****Two topless women jumped on stage in Germany to protest Woody Allen as he played clarinet. The women read a letter Dylan Farrow once wrote to her father that alleged sexual abuse. Security guards took them away amid boo’s from the audience. Allen called the incident “stupid.”

*****Steve Martin and the Steep canyon rangers have a new album, ‘The long awaited album.’

*****Bill Brady is the newest state senator in Illinois. Is there finally an end to the budget crisis in the state? Several states have these issues but Illinois has been at the bottom of the heap, rated junk. Now that a few republicans have crossed the line to come to an agreement, can they start to pay all the bills they owe?**Chris Christie has helped to lead New Jersey to the bottom as well. They closed parks and beaches due to financial constraints. He used a beach that had been closed to the rest of the state for his 4th of July celebrating. He basically told the people that if they were Mayor, they could use the mayoral house to do it themselves but they aren’t. The only good it seemed to do was the fallout helped him reach a decision about the budget so things could reopen.

*****Jawara Mcintosh, son of Peter Tosh, is in a coma after being beaten in a New Jersey jail.

*****OMG: Does everyone know that the NRA lobbied to be sure that there is no central electronic database for gun records? When police are requesting registration on a gun after an incident, the centers 50 employees must search thru microfilm or boxes of paperwork. How do they sneak this stuff in without alarms being raised? We must pay attention!! Let’s change this for the cats at the ATF tracing center.

*****Germany has legalized same sex marriage.

*****VP Pence tells us: “Under President Trump, American security will be as dominant in the heavens as we are here on earth.”

*****Hobby lobby owners are putting together a Bible museum. They were caught smuggling black market antiquities out of ISIS territory. They claim stupidity but were warned before they even started this venture. Luckily, the artifacts were intercepted by the government and returned.

*****Hooray for Ronan Farrow and others who are working hard on the voter ID mess. Conservative politicians need to quit targeting minorities and the poor and just let us all vote. Let’s just keep things fair, is that too much to ask?

*****I am intrigued by the ads for the new show Guest Book on TBS.** People of Earth is back!!

*****The Government ethics director, Walter Shaub resigned. He claims there were many conflicts of interest and the White house fought him every step of the way. He has seen nothing like it in any republican or democrat administration.

*****HBO’s tour de Pharmacy was funny and had so many famous faces. The faux doc included references from Arby’s to a small misshapen penis and was narrated by Jon Hamm. The cast includes Mike Tyson, Will Forte, Orlando Bloom, Kevin Bacon, Maya Rudolph, Jeff Goldblum, Danny Glover, Freddie Highmore and Julia Ormand. I was a bit uncomfortable at the Lance Armstrong stuff. He was worth a chuckle at first but it got old. I admit that he is not my favorite person. I guess you gotta take the $ where you can.

*****The History channel ran a doc about Amelia Earhart. The claim was that there was a pic that may be Earhart and her navigator Fred Noonan after she disappeared. This leads one to believe that they were taken prisoner by the Japanese. A history blogger disagrees , saying that the photo is from a book published 2 years before they were lost in 1937.

*****The impeachment marches seemed to get zero coverage. There were a few small mentions a couple of days later but for the most part they were ignored. I am so glad I was there. The people are speaking. The media needs to stop bending over backwards not to poke the bear and let us speak! I am glad the media is making us aware of all the lies going on in the White house. It would be refreshing to get away from the talking heads once in a while and take it to the grass roots resistance growing. Hasn’t this been part of the problem all along? Isn’t this what everyone bitched about right after the election?

*****Volvo will go totally electric or hybrid starting 2019.

***** The Emmy noms have been announced with some surprises. The biggest travesty is no nod for Michael Mckean for Better Call Saul. Some nominations were well deserved though. Lead actress drama should go to Keri Russell but Elisabeth Moss and Viola Davis are awesome as well. Some of my other faves were Bob Odenkirk and Matthew Rhys for actor in a drama. Big little lies brought 2 lead actress picks for Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon but Feud has to win for either Jessica Lange or Susan Sarandon or both. Feud is loaded with noms for costumes, director, music, hair, and supporting actor for Stanley Tucci, Alfred Molina, Judy Davis and Jackie Hoffman. Rupaul is the only thing going in the reality category. In comedy there is Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin as well Julia Louis Dreyfuss and a lot more for Veep and Atlanta. Jeffrey Tambor, Zack Galifinakis and Donald Glover are my tops for comedy acting. The best in drama are Better Call Saul, Stranger Things , The Americans and The Handmaids tale. Variety is a tough category with Full Frontal, Kimmel, the Late Show, the late late show, Last week tonight and Real Time. The immortal life of Henrietta Lacks and Dolly’s Christmas movie are both up for a vote. Voice animation has Kevin Kline, Kristen Schaal and Nancy Cartwright. Animated shows include Archer, Bob’s Burgers and the Simpson’s. Bill Nye saves the world, Drunk History , SNL and Portlandia are up for production design. American Horror Story: Roanoke only got a couple for hairstyling, sound editing and prostetic makeup. Supporting acting comedy is hard to pick with Louie Anderson, Tony Hale and Alec Baldwin for the men and Vanessa Bayer, Leslie Jones, Kate Mckinnon, Judith Light, Kathryn Hahn and Anna Chlumsky for the women. What? Another travesty, o love for Keenan Thompson? Guest actor include Carrie Fisher, Melissa McCarthy, Wanda Sykes, Tom Hanks, Dave Chappelle and Matthew Rhys.I am all the way with Alison Wright for guest acting in drama. The host category has Snoop and Martha, Alec Baldwin , Rupaul and W. Kamau Bell. Variety specials and sketch shows are filled with genius like Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman, Colbert’s election night and Documentary now! In the documentary category there is The Beatles :8 days a week from Ron Howard. Informational specials Inside the actors studio, Leah Remini: scientology and star talk: Neil deGrasse Tyson are nominated. Good luck to all!

*****Ken Burns is bringing us The Vietnam war in September which took 10 years to make.

*****Kid Rock has announced a senate run.

*****Jimmy Carter is out of the hospital after he suffered from dehydration. He was working on a house in Canada for habitat for humanity.

*****Word is that the ratings for the new Kelly and Ryan show are not too good, the same with Megyn Kelly’s new NBC show.

*****Sturgis is back on August 4 in South Dakota.

*****HBO is bringing us a doc on Steven Spielberg that is narrated by the man himself. Susan Lacy is director and producer of the project.

*****If you haven’t seen the funny or die with Al Franken and David Letterman, you must check it out. Look up years of living dangerously: Boiling the frog.

*****Fox likes to pretend that scary clown is more of a leader than he really is. They kept running a scroll across the bottom as the G-20 was going on that ‘Trump presses Putin on meddling.’ Did he really? We will never really know and if he did, it was just for show because he is adamant that he just wants to move on. Putin tells us that Trump accepted his version of events. This is really no surprise since scary clown attacked his own intelligence community on foreign soil and said that he was honored to meet Putin. The man is SO Putin’s bitch.**After Trump tweeted that he and the Russian President had talked of a joint impenetrable cyber security unit, he got much backlash. John McCain and Kyle Griffin both stated that Putin should be good at that since he is the one doing the hacking. The President talked a lot about faith in his speech in Poland. As he gets older does he think more about these things as age can make you do or does he shield himself with it? **Ivanka sat in for her Father at some of the summit. It did not seem that the other leaders were too big on seeing him anyway. I don’t think Trump has the confidence to talk with the big timers anyway. He seems to be more of a one on one guy which was what he was doing.**Of course we then learn that there was a second private meeting and who knows what that was about.**On June 25th the House backed a new package of sanctions against Moscow, North Korea and Iran. The bill prohibits scary clown from waiving penalties.** Russia has already retaliated by seizing American diplomatic properties and ordering the U.S. embassy to reduce staff.

*****Don Jr. has now been caught in multiple lies about the Russian lawyer they met with on trying to find dirt on Hillary. How many times will this family and their team lie to us?? There were more people there than they originally told us including a lobbyist that was ex counter intelligence. They claim that candidate Trump had no idea of the situation. Do they think we will believe that? We are in fact now hearing that he orchestrated his son’s response. Is Trump that stupid or does he just play an idiot on tv? Will he sacrifice his own son? Why is it that Manafort and Kushner are never far away from the trouble? The team tries to act like this Russian mess is something anyone would do. They are so far removed from honor and decency that they do not seem to know any better. They have no idea how real people operate.** We have soldiers on the Russian border that are protecting people from Russia and these yahoos think it is perfectly fine to work with them to fuck up our democracy.** BTW, The President can’t pardon someone on state or foreign charges but he can pardon on federal charges . Could all of the liars get away it? ** How long will the “we are stupid and know what we do” excuse work for these Trump voters? Who can still support a family that just keeps lining their own pockets with their clout? ** The Don Jr. legal fees are being paid in part by the 2020 Trump campaign funds. The President wants the RNC to pay the rest. ** Kushner has now been speaking casually with the feds. He came out to make a small speech after the first day that told us how innocent he was. Scary clown and his fam seem to love the country waiting for their every move.

*****Saw this on a site and wanted to share:

Parable of the talents by, Octavia E. Butler

Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought

To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears.

To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool.

To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen.

To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies.

To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

*****Teen birth rates have declined 9%, the lowest ever.** About 3 ,000 women from other states come to Illinois each year for abortions.

*****Jodie Whittaker will be the first female Dr. Who as she becomes the 13th Doc.

*****I hear that the packet received when someone takes the oath to become an American citizen still has a letter from Obama. I guess the new administration hasn’t had time to think about welcoming new Americans.

*****The hit show, Insecure is back for another season.

*****PBS has a new season of Finding your Roots. They have already revealed that Larry David finds out that Bernie Sanders is his distant cousin.

*****Employees in a Ford plant in Ohio found a mil in weed from cars that were assembled in Mexico.

*****A show on the History channel is trying to answer the questions that have come up in recent years about H.H. Holmes being Jack the Ripper. The grandson of America’s first serial killer is leading the charge and he seems a bit disappointed whenever they hit a wall. I guess if you already know that your Grandfather was a killer, what’s a few more? The program drags everything out as these History channel shows tend to do as they repeat themselves over and over. Sometimes when they get some info, I wonder why they only follow part of it. For instance, they tested the DNA which MIGHT have belonged to a victim. The DNA did not match the grandson but did they put their findings in a database to see if there is some familial match elsewhere? They could possibly find out this way if the scarf was indeed at the crime or if the DNA belonged to later handlers of the scarf.

*****Joel Clement, former director of the office of policy analysis and the U.S. interior has been moved to the advisory office of natural resources revenue. He is one of fifty who this administration moved on June 15. He is a scientist who helps endangered Alaskan communities. Joel speaks out publically about climate change and believes this is an open and deliberate effort to silence scientists and eliminate employees that disagree with them. He is now officially a whistle blower.** It seems to me that having Trump as President is like having a really shitty Father. The family just has to go out and find their own way and we must keep trying to get him out. Until then, the Governors, the Mayors and the rest of us have to figure out our own ways to save the planet and help others in spite of him. We must counteract all the damage he is causing. Think of the children that will be scarred with all this chaos by these ‘children’ that are trying to run the country.

*****So, again there have been alleged shady police doings. Every time a cop plants evidence or does not turn on a bodycam we lose faith. Law enforcement has such a hard job and we want to believe they will be there for us. They are supposed to be taking care of us and I am sure most officers are people we can look up to but these bad seeds must be made to pay.

*****It is so strange that John McCain is fighting for his life as we are tackling this whole health care mess. He has great health care and we all wish him well. Do he and his Republican cohorts want us to have the same? Why don’t we all deserve the same chance? A perfect example is right in front of them and they should all pay attention. I think most of them believe in God. Could this have been sent as an example? The ACA has worked wonders, let’s fix what isn’t working and quit obsessing over repeal and replace. Many Democratic senators are trying to get to infrastructure and other bills. It is unbelievable that we pay these people and give them awesome insurance while they have been obsessed with this health care subject and losers in it for all these years. Who keeps voting them in??** Before they all get their long August vacations , our lawmakers voted to begin debate for repeal and replace. In the end all their votes failed and McCain cast the decisive ‘no.!’ We must not forget to thank Collins and Murkowski who were in there all the way. If it somehow hurts their manhood to call something that may be a good thing, ’Obamacare,’ then call it the ACA. History will give Obama credit even if they don’t want to and I don’t think he will care what it is called now as long as it helps people.** Word is coming out that Republicans used tax payer funds to denigrate Obama’s health care bill.

*****People of Earth is back from Conaco on TBS.

*****The podcast ‘You must remember this” is concentrating on Jean Seberg and Jane Fonda this season and their similar lives. It is a fascinating look at the beautiful and talented actresses.

*****Norm Macdonald’s podcast recently featured a great interview with Letterman.

*****The Borg/McEnroe movie starring Shia LaBeouf will open the Toronto film fest.

*****The new obsession for Trump is the incompetence of Jeff Sessions.

*****Do you ever think about the fate of the many extras/actors that we’ve seen a thousand times in the opening credits of famous shows? How about the nurses running in M*A*S*H or the people on the streets of Chicago on The Bob Newhart show? We see them again and again from the singing and dancing on The Drew Carey show to the photos on Law and Order. We do not know these people but they are a part of our life? Hats off to them!

*****American Horror Story : CULT will premiere on Sept. 5. Season 7 will add Billy Eichner, Billie Lourd and Lena Dunham along with regulars Evan Peters and Sarah Paulson, Mare Winningham and Frances Conroy. Twisty the clown is back in a story inspired by the 2016 election. The first teaser was fab and a bit Pink Floyd: the Wallish and is set in Michigan.

*****Kevin Spacey will play Gore Vidal.

*****People have been talking a lot about the recent viral videos of a woman killing her sister and the boys who let a man drown while making fun of him. These things have been around forever with “entertainment” like Faces of Death and snuff films. Things have become more main stream with social media but one can’t help but think of the final Seinfeld episode. The prosecution of the Seinfeld four when they laughed at the fat man getting robbed was like seeing the future.

*****A lot of military personnel are claiming there is a lot of extra training going on. Is something big being planned as we argue about the other stuff in front of us? ** Scary clown tweeted to us all about how transgender military personnel have no business being there. He talked with his Generals but he did not say they agreed with him. He complained of the “tremendous” medical costs but studies show that 5 times as much is spent on Viagra.

*****OJ Simpson was moved to a more secure part of the prison after he learned he would be set free later this year. Rumors are spreading that he will tour with his former victim that spoke at his hearing.

*****Sean Spicer resigned after Anthony Scaramucci (who some call a cartoon Guido) was named communications director. Ivanka and Trump met with ‘the Mucc’ for an hour and a half and then Trump called him many time before this all came down. Sara Huckabee Sanders is the new press secretary. A friend said that if Melissa McCarthy took on Spicer on SNL then it makes sense that a man should do Sara. BTW, what was with Scaramucci giving Sara hair and makeup advice? WTF? Word is that Preibus fought it all the way but he is kissing ass all over the place now. The whole affair got us our first on air briefing in 22 days. I can’t help but wonder how Spicer feels to be a lil’ blip of a joke in history. **Scaramucci deleted many old tweets he had praising Hillary and supporting stronger gun laws as well as putting down Trump and climate deniers. He is also kissing his new Messiahs bottom all over the place. The new guy acts just like his boss with an expletive filled interview that puts down everyone around him. I don’t feel a bit sorry for Priebus or Sessions, they knew what they were in for. These tactics make the loyal evangelicals look like the mob. They will sell their soul and put up with this crap to get rid of the transgender soldiers and Planned Parenthood. Trump seems to like an opportunist and is probably happy to have a new hate buddy.** This month in the circular firing squad, part of Trump’s legal team , Mark Corallo was out then Sr. asst. press secretary Michael Short was out, then Reince Preibus was out . General john Kelly is the new White House chief of staff after Preibus served the shortest term I history. Kelly was first offered the position in May.** As I post this, we have learned that Scaramucci is out.

*****Some Scary clown supporters are crowing about low gas prices and low unemployment numbers but who do they think set all that in motion. Some would argue that Presidents don’t often have much to do with gas prices. But I wish they would say what we all know , that Obama was the one who sorted out the last Republican fallout. ** And right wing pundits.. Could I ask you to please stop calling the middle of the country ‘Trump country?’ We are smarter and more diverse than you think.** BTW, heard a great line this week which is essentially the meaning of the word bully. “Trump acts like a weak man thinks a strong man should act.” I thought that hit the nail on the head.

*****They say Trump is looking into the pardon process and exactly what his limits might be in other areas as President. The conclusions of Ken Starr’s office about Presidential prosecution say, “It is proper, constitutional and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting President for serious criminal acts that are not part of, and are contrary to the President’s official duties. In this country no one is above the law.” Noting the constitution’s speech or debate clause: “If the framers of our constitution wanted to create a special immunity for the President they would have written the relevant clause.”

*****Dhani Harrison will release a solo album on Oct. 6.

*****Mick Jagger turned 74 with the release of 2 new songs, Gotta get a grip and England lost. He needed to get out his own anxieties about the new world we are all living in.** Publisher John Blake claims he has an 80’s memoir written by Mick but that he is not allowed to publish it.

*****Sarah Silverman is bringing ‘I love you America’ to Hulu on Oct. 12.

*****Scary Clown 45 promised to bomb the shit out of ISIS. He has been doing a lot of air attacks which are not much talked about. In these attacks almost as many civilian deaths have occurred as in all of Obama’s time in office.** We are only 5% of the world population, quit acting like we own the fuckin’ universe!

*****American white supremacists are funding Europe’s white nationalists to try to take over border control themselves. A ship was chartered called the C-star by a group calling themselves Generation Identity. The group claims they want to deliver Muslim immigrants from the Mediterranean back to the Middle East. Beginning in France, the group has spread to Italy, the Netherlands, Austria and Germany. They say they want to defend Europe and Davis Duke has tweeted out a link to their fund raising page. They are using maritime law as an excuse to come to the “aid” of the immigrant boats.

*****How creepy was this whole Boy Scout jamboree speech? It does not get more wrong than that.

*****NBC Sports has signed Dale Jr. as a commentator.

*****Paris Jackson and Macauley Culkin got matching tattoos the other day.

*****2018 will bring us new comics of Nightmare before Christmas.

*****R.I.P Loren James, John Blackwell Jr., Nelsan Ellis, Sheila Michaels, Theresa Poehlman, Fresh Kid Ice, Maryam Mirzak Hani, Neil Welch, George Romero, Martin Landau, Chester Bennington, Liu Xiaobo, Irina Ratushinskaya , Michael Johnson, Leonard Landy, June Foray, Barbara Sinatra, Stubbs the cat (Mayor of Talkeetna, Ala.), Jeanne Moreau, Sam Shepard and John Heard.

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