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Hades: Persephone, please stop trying to adopt Cerberus' heads. They're all the same dog. Persephone: No, this one's Gregory, and he has anxiety.
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moments from Traitors that are permanently etched into my mind in preparation for tomorrow's final
beware of spoilers
'..but Ross is'
'go get that traitors guys'
'oh my diddly days'
'do you reckon there's two traitors going at each other?'
Andrew contemplating literally everything when he got the recruitment letter
Andrew just being the definition of the shocked face emoji when he saw Paul and Harry were the Traitors
Harry's spelling of Charlotte
someone FLINGING a chair across the room out of excitement when Paul was revealed to be a Traitor
Paul's bow
Miles' reaction to seeing Diane alive after poisoning her the night before
Diane getting a whole ass funeral without even knowing it was for her until the end
Ross winking at the camera while everyone was jokingly claiming to be Diane’s child
Ross being recruited as a Traitor, plotting to take Harry down and then IMMEDIATELY being voted out at the round table
Ross revealing he is Diane's son
the group always freaking out whenever Claudia walks into the room
Jaz being the only person suspicious of Harry and being unable to vocalise any of his thoughts because everyone is so convinced he's a Faithful
Zack taking the bag of money with him into a trap
'so it turns out, Diane is my mum' - Ross hun were you unaware?
'can I have a selfish moment' - NO BRIAN HUSH NOT NOW
Harry just running right into a huge mud puddle
the shots of the Faithfuls in their rooms while the Traitors are discussing who to kill
Zack telling people not to go for the shields and then immediately doing that himself
Brian being voted most sheep-like and that singlehandedly causing his downfall
the first mission - nothing else I just really liked it
the Doctor Who scarecrows
Claudia slagging off the Faithfuls when they fail to banish a Traitor
there might be more but these are the ones I think of the most
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am
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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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omg tumblr im so sorry i forgot i had this app again... anyways more jurdan 🙂↕️
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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs
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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone
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TOOTSIE TOY MR.BUBBLE SWISS BUBBLE BLOWER | LISTING
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I adore the Greenbriar boys. Well when I say that, I mean Oak and Cardan. They are down bad in the best way possible. They’re fae so their charm makes sense, but it’s so easy to love them as characters. They’re just two guys who love dangerous women, I mean who wouldn’t be obsessed with Jude and Wren??
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