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[tacticaltechs]

A Commander Fox 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Somebody get this man some caf, stat

[regulus-regent]

"Why does Kakarot call you babygirl?"

!?!

"KAKAROT!"

[phantomuheist]

@squidsavior said: Fool!Naomi to Justice!Akira "Are you a curry know it all? Or a coffee one?"

Oh, you want this asshole huh | Always accepting-

"Aren't you curious? Do I have to choose?" A practiced grin was spread on his cheeks as he faked mulling it over, pen idly tapping on his little notebook. "It's both. I enjoy both equally." If she was trying to one-up him and call him out on his bluff, it wasn't going to work. He knew that look. It disgusted him, thinking that everyone knew so much about him thanks to his many TV appearances.

"Why do you ask? Are you going to treat me to dinner, Naomi-san? If my fans saw us... well-" He chuckled lowly. "It wouldn't be very good for both of us, would it? However, if you insist..."

[zendayaexposed]

Tom Holland + Sebastian Stan

No.

[dickytwister]

HELLO HI may we please have an official andy introduction 🤲 and also five fun facts about him and also his top five friends please and thank you

of course my liege 🫡🫡 official andy introduction post time

andy (full name andy rey chavez) is not only the most normal man in night city: he’s also the most feared mercenary that has never existed. not everyone is meant to be a hero, and thank god for that, because andy is far from being main character material. he has a shitty part-time job as a cook in a generic fast-food somewhere in heywood and spends the rest of his time working as a handyman, fixing rich people’s appliances everywhere in night city. it’s a simple life, one that he’s almost content with; he doesn’t need the thrill of mercenary life, or the privilege of being wealthy, but he does wish there was more to life than cooking bad food and busting his back to unclog a pipe for someone who’ll barely give enough tip to pay rent. he doesn’t mean to become a merc, but it kinda just. happens. he needs the eddies and even working two ass jobs simply does not cover his expenses, so he finds a fixer, doesn’t bother making up a cool name like “v”, shows up in his plumber clothes, gives his actual name to the dude, and gets sent on a job to steal some intel from a businessman somewhere in city center. an in-and-out gig, no blood, barely any risk. easy. and he somehow manages to fuck it up so, so bad simply by walking into the wrong room. the moment he opens the door, a dozen men turn to look at him. they don’t look very polite, if the way they glare and reach for their weapons means anything. before he can make his exit, however, the men all turn towards each other and start pointing fingers, accusing one another of bringing in backup. from one second to the next, everyone’s weapons are out and it’s all andy can do to hide behind a couch as gunshots erupt across the room. andy sneaks out—runs out, actually, in a very scooby-doo fashion—and goes back home, his gig completely forgotten. during the following weeks, word on the street has it that a new mysterious merc has left carnage in his wake, brutally murdering many high-ranking gang members, leaving the criminal underworld in shambles. no one knows his name, but he apparently calls himself “the handyman.”  he goes back to his normal life, or tries to, hoping no one traces the event back to him. unbeknownst to him, his actions have attracted the attention of both bella, night city’s most desired flower, and finley, a fellow merc just trying to get some peace. 

that’s pretty much all i have for now!! onto the rest now >:]

fun facts:

1- he puts the bi in bitchless. negative rizz. and YET. he still manages to score not one, but TWO baddies, namely bella and finley. they simply cannot resist his loser personality. 2- he cannot drive. does not own a license. does not own a car. what he does have is a scooter just small enough that he has to bend his back in an uncomfortable position to reach the handlebar. can’t afford anything else in this economy. 3- he was once dared to get a tramp stamp, but chickened out the moment the needle touched his skin, so his tattoo consists of a single dot on his tailbone. he tells people it’s a beauty mark. 4- he’s an amazing solo dancer, yet turns into a klutz the moment he has a partner. steps on toes. knees groins. spins people into walls. he’s very bad at this. he’d rather line dance. 5- all his cyberwares are either outdated or repurposed: an mp3 in his ear, a metal plaque on his forehead from bumping his head too much and the tip of a finger from chopping it off while cooking (he got distracted).   6- bonus fun fact: while he loves cooking, he vastly prefers cooking for others. meeting bella and finley is good that way, because they give him a reason to use his kitchen for the first time since [redacted].

top 5 friends (in no particular order):

1- bella. she’s the malfina to his connecticut clark. she’s the girlboss and he’s the malewife. it works for them. whatever bella sees in him, andy hopes it’s enough for her to stay. 2- finley. being besties-with-a-crush with finley is the most stressful part of andy’s life, but he wouldn’t trade it for the world.  3- misty. it’s not widely known, but andy is quite spiritual. he and misty spend time together at her shop, where the vibes slap. 4- hyun-soo. kinda weird, having a friend who’s definitely got some cyberpsychosis going on, but it’s fine. they have dinner together from time to time and hyun-soo always pays. 5. river. ncpd’s only uncorrupted cop befriends night city’s most feared merc. thank god they’re both actually softies and one of them is just some loser guy.

[nobully]

Have you ever ***** --- oh wait you have :]

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

"Yeah, yeah..."

Seriously, why ask a question when you already knew the answer?

[gloriousxdarkness]

200 DIALOGUE PROMPTS // accepting // @little-miss-buffy sent — ❛ have a drink with me? ❜

She thinks about it for a second. "Why?"

[yunalai]

a text: hey so def ignore whatever’s trendinf rn for reasons. close ur eyes thbx

reasons such as evelynn being rather intent on bragging about certain measurements on social media. maybe a comeback sooner rather than later will divert people’s attention.

[ -> 🍍 ] : too late sugar

[ -> 🍍 ] : everyone and their mama has seen it

[ -> 🍍 ] : i mean good for eve i guess

[ -> 🍍 ] : did u grow it yourself

[sylleblosscm]

@warofthebeasts:

Dips Lunafreya into a kiss for sinday.

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❝...❞ Well, she's never saying the fuck-word now since she's utterly speechless. Nice going, Seph. (No, really, nice going, she needs to be smooched more please and thank you.)

[oruzhiyex]

@stainedkept asked: [ sick ] sender cares for receiver while they are sick accepting | from here

"You really don't have to do the whole 'chicken soup and blankets' thing, you know?"

Natasha couldn't remember the last time she was honestly sick. Maybe that first time she'd done a stakeout in negative degree weather- pneumonia was, in fact, still a thing. But this? The chills, the cold sweats, the cough that ached deep in her chest- this was awful.

"Thank you, though, seriously."

[regulus-regent]

Are you the same writer of this blog ---->risingsouls

//Nope, that would be my friend Momo! Though its an honor cause she's an excellent person and writer <3 Personally Geets is the only one i've been able to handle. I've tried to juggle different rp blogs before but I just tend to hyper fixate on one and neglect the others.

[phantomuheist]

Anon said: -pets his head-

He twitches. HISSES AND CHOMPS DOWN ON THEIR HAND, GROWLING.

[tenseoyong]

So i read modern aemond au by spideymatcha (?) and modern aemond. He still has only one eye cause! Causs! He has two but he is blind in one due to medical condition. Soft aemond anon (he aint soft in thsi tho)

see (ha) i like the idea of modern!aemond still being blind in one eye for whatever reason—whether it be a medical condition or just a birth defect.

but, i do really like the idea of keeping the concept of an accident and him losing said eye.

maybe the family had gotten the group of children an ‘it’s for everyone to enjoy’ kind of gift, yet no one was willing to share it with the other half of the family.

the toy being a fun addition to mostly tree branch-sword fights.

a small scrap breaks out between the children—the shouts being ignore, being nothing new in the large family—small hands shoving and grasping and trying to yank it from the others. aemond’s one of the older children, and has the slightest advantage over strength and manages to get it in his grasp.

one of the other children, too young to understand the finality of their actions, swings their stick across young aemond’s face—his eye takes the most of the damage.

that’s the moment that catches the adult’s attention—the group of kids became uncharacteristically quiet minus aemond’s wails of pain—and they spill from the house to find the kids all huddle around the boy who clutched his eye as he rolled in the grass.

his mother is mortified. a quick ambulance ride to the hospital.

then she’s broken-hearted when the doctor’s tell her that while he’ll be fine, the eye is lost and would have to be removed.

when aemond’s healed—and older—he’d note that that moment had caused a rift between him and his cousins.

both because of the attack, and being blinded over something so stupid as a toy.

but because he didn’t even know who had hit him in the end, and would come to blame the whole bunch of them for his accident.

[dickytwister]

F :3

hehhee!! >:3c

fen lavellan, a dragon age: inquisition oc part of clan lavellan and cursed to bear the dread wolf's vallaslin. she is forced to join the inquisition when clan lavellan loses scouts in the explosion that destroys the conclave and kills the divine. her only goal is to find answers to give to her keeper, but her bond with solas keeps her from leaving.

finley "v" vaughn, my main cyberpunk 2077 man. he's a nomad who never really got over his love for freedom and nature, making life in night city a nightmare, especially when jackie decides that it'd be cool to become legends. with him now gone, finley has to fight to find a cure to the extremely annoying parasite in his head all while fighting a war he never meant to take part in.

finn dougherty, my outer worlds oc! woken up by phineas welles on board of the hope, he's shoved into a world that has nothing to do with the one he left behind ages ago. as a tired, coffee-deprived middle aged man, finn wants nothing more than to settle down and do his job as he was meant to do. instead, he finds himself adopting a bunch of weirdos on his stolen ship to fight corporations.

[doveexposed]

FMK + the last three people on the dash (not including yourself obv)

Fuck Renee, Marry Hailee, Kill Nicholas... I don't know him. @remajara @hsteinfld @galitzineexposed

[gloriousxdarkness]

THINGS FRIENDS SAY // accepting // @bigidiotenergy sent for Frank — "okay, now tell me the truth this time."

"Which part are you struggling with?" A tiny, chipper note of condescension lightens her tone. "Rising from the dead a bridge too far?"