#{ gods omg yeah i can see them being the best cooks of the sins }

[erobret]

❝ OH STOOOOP --- BUT KEEP GOING ! ❞ her laughter with the spin , tail and hair aglow around her lithe frame . wings vibrated happily ; excitement making them restless . the smile she gave him was so genuine . oh ozzie . the one she'd once spent so much time around ( aside from bel but bel was a spoil sport and ozzie was so much fun ! )

❝ nahhhh . wanted to spend some quality time with ya ! ---- but i'll totes party ! ❞ she was always down to party ! they'd mesh another night but tonight she wanted to surround herself with him --- his energy and tasty vibes . ❝ we can make tonight a special ! i brought ya some of my sweet sweet honey . fresh batch . probably some of my best stuff . ❞

fingers wiggled towards the door where some of his staff were bringing in jug after jug of the nectar so many guzzled down .

There's simply no rest for the wicked, it seems! Such a saying plays right into why Asmodeus is "all" work, work, work. Until suddenly it occurred to him — if he can't attend to Beelzebub and her parties, why not bring Bee and her parties to him? ❝ BEE!! Wow babe, you made it! Holy shit! ❞

Asmodeus is meeting her halfway, arms out to embrace her in the heart of the club's lobby. The way cyan mane glowed two shades brighter at the sight of her! ❝ Eh. A couple decades or so give or take but hey — who's counting? Hahaha!! ❞

After the embrace, he's holding her hands for a moment longer to assist with a twirl that follows his compliment, ❝ Damn, you look amazing! Makes me wonder what I missed. ❞

He's reminded of the polaroid he has of the two of them in his kitchen. Old but a cherished possession nonetheless! Even having a newfound determination to get more photos of the two of them. Too bad Bel isn't here. That would've made everything even more vibrant. ❝ Nuh uh, thank you for coming! Didn't bring a plus one or anything? I was serious about meshing parties! ❞

[sweetandsavageautistic]

"Autistic People are so pure/innocent/naive/angels uwu" Twitter Edition: Part 1:

So because I'm intrigued by the connection between autism and people thinking we're naive, I was looking it up on Twitter and came across this string of tweets:

"Doesn't joking about a disability suggest that you are unaware that autism is a serious topic, autistic people are also naive about Serious topics as they don't understand right and wrong as well as the rest of us"

And just found this one:

"my son has autism he's 16 he so wants a gf hes got bags of confidence but so naive dont want girls takin advantage. of him #TheUndateables"

And here's another (CW: Mental ages):

"My brother is a fourteen year old child with a mental age of eight as he suffers from autism and ADHD. He's naive. He's trustworthy."

Oh hey, I searched "Autistic people are so pure" on Twitter.

"Autistic people are so pure we don’t deserve to have them"

"Man autistic people are so pure"

"Autistic kids or people are so pure and they really are a blessing. I learned about my uncle late but damn he's so smart I had no idea 💕"

"I been taking cooking lessons from one of the guys I support at the care home I work in. Walahi autistic people’s souls are so pure and clean , makes me see the good in the world"

And then "Autistic people are so innocent"

"Autistic people are honestly the most sweetest and innocent beings there are. I feel bad for kids who make fun of them. so selfish"

"Autistic people are so innocent."

"There is something just so uniquely beautiful about Down syndrome and autistic people. Their souls are so innocent and free from sin."

"autistic people are amazing. So innocent and sweet. You're lucky to have one in your life."

"Went trampolining with the guy I support, Walahi autistic people are too pure it’s heartwarming"

"Bless this tweet. Autistic people are the kindest, smartest, & most innocent beings I have ever met. They need more attention"

Probably a response towards something to do with a mass killing and how the killer is probably autistic:

"There's no way those people are autistic, people with autism are innocent and intelligent. They're neither."

"Some autistic people get to live their whole lives innocent and curious like children. Maybe it's not us who are the lucky ones"

"autistic children are some of the most brilliant, innocent, beautiful and interesting people you'll ever meet."

"In all of this, only the Autistic are innocent, since their problems make it hard for them to understand other people's rights." (Is that so, you ableist fedora?)

"Yes my daughter has worked with autistic children for the last 4 years and they are the most innocent lovely people.Hope they geytcaught:-))"

"Especially as autistic people are the gentlest, most honest and innocent people in the world."

"-- aww... autistic people are soooo adorable and innocent. its ridiculous." (Oh hun. I believe it is YOU who are the innocent and naive one here.)

"Autistic people are artistic Angels." (NTs and allistics really love their blanket statements, don't they?)

"autistic people are lowkey guardian angels."

"I don't understand why people say "you're a f-tard" like you're seriously going to hell autistic children are perfection and little angels"

"I think autistic people are angels sent from heaven"

"i swear to God if people wanna mess around w my brother...man...autistic kids are angels. that sure ain't gone fly w my fam. https://t.co/c8tvxGUjtI"

"I love Undateables, autistic people are so cute. Get dead excited when someone offers to take them on a date, aw it's adorable."

"I think autistic people are so adorable."

"Autistic people are so adorable ngl, I want to stick them in my pocket"

"Autistic people are fucking adorable. And amazing. And they deserve to have my love. I love you all!:)"

"Is it just me or are older autistic people adorable as fuck"

"Autistic people are so adorable omfg. The smallest things make them so excited. I need that type of mentality."

"OMFG why are autistic people so adorable!!?!? I love them because they always seem happy and just oblivious to all the bad things" (Ew.)

"I seriously think autistic children are the sweetest people ever. They're absolutely adorable."

"I think autistic people and kids are adorable and so loving."

"Autistic people are SO adorable"

"Autistic people are adorable. I want to help people when i get older !"

"Hae hug Riri? [Aaaaawwww~ *dies of cuteness* Autistic and mentally disabled people are always adorable~]"

"personally I think autistic people are adorable!"

"Autistic people are adorable<3 but I feel really bad for them:("

"We aren't idiots. We know how precious autistic people are.! Britney is so adorable."

"autistic people are adorable, want to hug them:-("

"Awww autistic people are so cute and adorable!!"

"autistic people are so cute 💜💜"

"Autistic people are so cute cause it's like when they're in love you can actually see it"

"idk why some people laugh at autistic people, but for me they are vv cute AGhH"

"@ any autie / autistic people, from your addy bro, i love u y'all are so cute and smart and make me smile"

"People with autism are just so cute haha i miss my old autistic best friend :("

"Autistic people are literally so cute and they're super nice and I hate when people make fun of them like they're just tryna be happy man" (k the last part of this tweet I can get behind)

"aww I just had my last day at helping out at this autistic school- the people there are so cute and polite and fab! :)"

"But like autistic people are so freaking cute 😍���"

"Autistic people are cute. Why would you beat them up? They're harmless."

"WHY ARE PEOPLE TREATING AUTISTIC PEOPLE BADLY THEIR SO CUTE AND SMART"

"Disabled/autistic people literally make me the happiest person. They are so damn cute!!! 😊😊😊"

"These autistic people are so cute lol"

"i just have this soft spot for autistic kids, i love them. they are so cute and just deserve the best man. they're genius people."

"autistic people are cute but i feel sorry for them and their care givers"

"autistic people are cute as hell. I love them soooo"

"The autistic people at my school are so cute☺️❤️"

"All the autistic people on the #undateables are so bloody cute! Munch 😝🙊💕" (WTF is the Undateables?)

"autistic people in general are so cute"

"Autistic people are so cute... I dunno. Just wanna take care of them their whole lives."

"I think autistic people are really nice and cute🙊"

"I wanna join the best buddies club bc autistic people are so cute and some of them have more talent than me"

"Autistic people are so cute! And they L O V E to dance"

"Autistic people are sooo cute omg I can't even"

Here's a comeback to that rhetoric:

"a neurotypical person: autistic people are so innocent

"me, an autistic person: ssss daddy tie me up"

And another:

"neurotypical: autistic people are so sweet! theyre just like innocent children

"me, an autistic person: fist my asshole until i fucking bleed"

This is a response to all of the shit that's being done to us by NTs that's reported on the news, but still uses the same rhetoric:

"Autistic people are so innocent. What the actual fuck is wrong with people in this world. This disgusts me http://t.co/yS9Igjo3YD"

I honestly dunno if this person is autistic or not cuz they used both they and we:

"Autistic people do NOT have a mean bone in their body...we are innocent in our mentality."

This string of tweets:

"yeah I have noticed and that is not right..though I have to say autistic people are beautiful and innocent love them"

"they are good and honest people. That basically have a lot of social issues. Very smart!"

"yesssss I couldn't agree more. The social issues are nothing really..they are just so beautiful. I love to watch them play. Their innocence is amazing and makes me wish I was them"

And another string of tweets:

"Autistic people are so smart and cute"

"Aww ❤️"

"sweet souls as well :). Undikhumbuza imini crush yam komnye."

Someonne tweeted that there is no need for violence and then decided to clarify:

"What I meant was there is no need for violence toward innocent people/children. Like people who are autistic, etc. sorry I wasn't clear."

Not exactly perpetuating the idea that we're naive or innocent, but still relates:

"the other day a classmate said that autistic people are "innocent" because they don't "have the capacity to understand"

I guess this relates. I'm having a slight difficulty understanding this:

"there are: autistic people, innocents, less-knowledge. while this stubborn-and-act-innocent + stay lack of knowledge: avoid the latest one."

[sutterbabe]

#2 Dylan strome

Omg yay requests are open!! Can you do one with Dylan Strome? Where you two are best friends and when you two are together you’re both very funny and goofy, but then you leave, and all of the Otters chirp him for being super in love with you but never making a move? Haha thanks!

Song suggestion of the day: bull ride by magic city hippies (don’t ask its a good song ok)

Dyl pickle is my favourite nickname bc its so cute. Dont hate on my baby its not his fault he looks like that. Also he looks so cute in this interview im sorry its not my fault i dont make the rules.

You laughed as Dylan threw his arm around you shoulder and glanced up at him to find him smiling down at you.

“Don’t look at me like that.” you told him with a laugh.

“Oh now I can’t look at you now? Okay.” he replied with a laugh as he watched you shield the side of your face with your hands.

“No pictures, no pictures.” You snickered.

“If either one of us turned out to be a stalker its you.”

you dropped your hands and feinted hurt. “Is this because you’re mad I went through your old facebook posts?” you asked incredulously, raising an eyebrow.

“You sent them to everyone!” He complained.

“Anyone in erie wanna hang out.” you imitated, dropping your voice as low as you could.

“Oh shut up.” he rolled his eyes as you snickered. “you have to be nice to me, I let you borrow my sweatshirt.”

“You let me? You literally wouldn’t let me leave the house till i ‘put on something warmer’” you giggled.

“Same thing.” he laughed. “I felt bad that I completely annihilated you at mario kart.” he reasoned.

“You are a liar and a cheat.” you told him with a stern look as a kid raced past you. “Oh my god, look at sonic go.” you laughed, pressing yourself against Dylan as the kid almost bowled you over.

“Gotta Blast!” Dylan laughed. “Look at him go, thats fucking wild.” he commented as you watched the kid tear down the hall.

“Why he run? Where he go? come back sonic and tell us your secrets.” you lamented.

“Now we shall never know. Goodbye sonic, my sweet prince.”

You snorted at that, pushing open the door to the where the otters had decided they would have a team building cook off. Why? We may never know.

“Look who finally showed up, the dynamic duo themselves.” Alex smirked.

“Decided if we were gonna grace you with our presence, better to do it fashionably late.” You informed them.

You and Dylan were paired up with Dylans teammates Alex and Taylor. Alex was rattling off instructions and trying to keep the three of you from mucking the recipe up.

“Okay next it says..” you heard Alex snort and Taylor leaned over to take a look at the recipe so he could find out why it was so funny.

“It says spank the dough.” Taylor giggled.

“Hear that Dylan, now you gotta spank your dough.” you told him.

“There’s a reason they call me daddy strome.” Dylan laughed, waggling his eyebrows.

“Wow I am shmook” you replied, a hand on your heart

Dylan snorted. “But are you shmooketh? Thats the real breadwinner.”

You winced at the pun. “I am no longer a happy camper”

“Lamp.” dylan replied and you snorted.

“the pita of hell.” you replied. You and dylan burst out laughing at that. You had a habit of integrating your autocorrect mishaps into your inside jokes and it was never not funny.

Taylor rolled his eyes. “What the fuck guys, I swear you’re like telepathically connected or something.”

“Guys stop.” Alex whined. “Everyone else has food cooking!”

“Okay, okay.” You rolled your eyes.”GO work your magic dylan.” you told him, making him waggle his eyebrows at you.

“Wait, are we gonna salt the pasta?” Dylan asked as the four of you worked to steal spinach and ricotta inside your pastry.

“Did jesus die for our sins?” you questioned sarcastically with a raise of your eyebrows.

He rolled his eyes. “Just asking.”

“Just asking.” you mimicked, making him elbow you.

‘Guys!” Alex warned with a roll of his eyes. “Dylan what are you doing?”

You looking at the way dylan was sealing the pasta closed, with a glass instead of pressing the knife to the edges.

“The hells it look like? Doing the-” he waved his arms wildly towards the raw pasta. “thing you told us.”

“That’s not how you do it.” you pointed out. “you need to use a fork.”

“Uh. Incorrect. I’m doing it better. Look how much more pasta I’ve done than you. Its an all-in-one movement. Simple. But effective.”

“no.” Alex told him sternly, shaking his head.

You laughed at Dylan. “See. I’m doing it the right way.”

“Support me!!” Dylan whined desperately as you laughed at him while Alex made him redo all his pasta.

“Thank god thats over.” Alex muttered as you finally got the pasta in the oven.

“Wow. Don’t you like us Alex?” you replied, feinting hurt.

“Yeah, Alex, don’t you like us?” dylan said with a cunning grin as he took a sip of his water bottle.

“You suck.” Alex whined with a roll of his eyes

“Only if you’re lucky.” you replied with a smirk. Beside you Dylan choked on his water which made you, Taylor and Alex burst out laughing as Dylan coughed and spluttered.

Dylan’s eyes were still burning, even after you left and all the boys kept giving him these shit-eating grins.

“A little on the obvious side don’t you think, Stromer?” Taylor smirked. Oh dear god, here we go. It was bad enough his whole team knew. Dylan was actually surprised you hadn’t found out yet, but he was thankful that most of the boys were considerate enough to save the teasing till after you were gone.

“Don’t start.” Dylan warned him.

“I had to put up with your goo-goo eyes for an hour and you expect me to let it go?” Taylor scoffed. “No way, no how. You are so fucking whipped man, its almost sad.”

“What’s sad is that he’s been pining for her for years.” Kyle snickered as he leaned over to chime in.

“I’m not pining- I just-” Dylan protested.

“Not pining?!” Alex laughed. “Have you seen the way you look at her? I swear half the time you might as well sit there drooling.”

“Oh come on.” Dylan rolled his eyes. “I’m not that bad. I’m not even that obvious!”

Dylan was pretty sure every player in the surrounding vicinity scoffed at that. “Not that obvious?”

“Stromer, you are anything but discreet.” Taylor told him.

“This is getting ridiculous. How do you live?” Alex laughed.

Dylan rolled his eyes again. “Can we get back to-?”

“No way. You have got to tell her. I’m not letting it go until you do.” Kyle warned. Dylan blanched and Kyle dropped his teasing. “Seriously. What’s the big deal?”

Dylan shrugged. “What’s wrong with how it is now?”

“You are a man in pain, stromer, and I personally am tired of bearing witness to your gross ‘head-over-heels’ thing.” Taylor told him pointedly.

[ghosty-schnibibit]

live blogged taz thoughts under the cut, it’s becoming a new tradition for me to do this every new episode lol

i am already super fucking worried about this episode just based on the narrator and the description

travis already layin on the sex jokes

well this is creepy as shit

cap’n port not taking a scorched earth approach for once lol

OH NO HOLY SHIT

what the fuck is this crucible bs

MAGNUS YOU SHIT HEAD DON'T ANTAGONIZE THE DUDE

NOT MY BABY NO NO NO NO NO GRIFFIN YOU BETTER NOT HURT LUCRETIA FUCK NO

i know this is a serious ass scene but the link in my mind between the seven deadly sins and fma is making me laugh

okay that little thirty second top of the head speech right there is why magnus is my favorite, holy shit that was amazing

that was a funky ass way to pronounce bluejeans... and then like two seconds later clint comments on the same thing lol

barry you done fucked up

OF COURSE MERLE GETS LUST, I'M FUCKING DYING

“ARBOR ARDOR” M E R L E

i'm beginning to legit worry that only magnus is making it out of this alive

lup my baby i love you but omg this is not the time

"wrath? don't forget wrath" "oh hella, hella wrath" THESE TWO OMG

LUP WHAT THE FUCK, Y'ALL DUMB ASSES STOP PLEADING GUILTY

i could have called wrath for davenport tbh :/

TAAKO OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT I LOVE YOU

i'm drawing them all as homunculi later, mark my words

i'm really glad that they’re being honest about the situation with the weird god judge thingies, hopefully this will help earn them some credit for the main trial

HE NICKNAMED THE VOIDFISH FISHER I'M DYING

i was most worried about taako and he ended up being the best off lol

TRAVIS HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD, CLINT ROLLED BETTER THAN YOU

aaand magnus is dead crystal kingdom style, wonderful :T

oh this is creepy as shit

"THERE WILL BE A NECESSARY BETRAYAL" LUCRETIA

i'm trying to write out all the things griffin is saying overlaid with the other voices and wow there is so much shit, i might post what i get later just so others can have the transcript if no one else has done it already

OH MY GOD ITS ALL THE BAD SHIT THE BOYS DID

THE LINE ABOUT ANGUS I'M... I'M CRYING, MY POOR BABY ; n ;

WAIT SO... LUCRETIA WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT ALIVE, LEFT ALONE FOR A WHOLE YEAR BY HERSELF? OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD GRIFFIN WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MY DAUGHTER HOLY FUCKING SHIT

"this is when lucretia became madam director" I AM DEAD INSIDE

"that's alright old man, just take every bit of joy i have" travis plz

thank you trav for the extra development, i love the idea of papa magnus and his wee voidfish baby ^u^

oh holy shit what is this new development

i feel like this may be where we get lich barry and possibly lich lup

yay, taako centric arc :D

travis what the fuck is going on with your voice r/n

this is one cool setting omg

okay now i really wanna know why justin hates nathaniel hawthorne and james fenimore cooper

DAVENPORT CREATED THE OCULUS, CONFIRMED

well now i know the difference between an autobiography and a memoir, thank you travis

"i've learned from taako to build my brand" merle omg

damn clint, bangin out the good roles this arc

"it really focuses on my teen years, cause i went through a lot of shit" merle with that relatable feel

EXTREME TEEN MERLE

THIS IS THE PROTECTION SPELL FROM REUNION TOUR AAAAA

every interaction between merle and lucretia make everything in the main story so fuckin sad and i just... kill me griffin, just kill me

CRAVABILITY

taako what the actual fuck, fucking voice acting

I'M CALLING IT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS WHERE LUP TURNS INTO A LICH, THIS IS WHERE SHE GETS A POSITIVE MEMORY THAT FUELS HER LICH FORM AND ALLOWS HER TO POSSESS THE UMBRA STAFF LATER ON

FUCKING CALLED IT

i really want to know what this song is called, can't wait for it to go up on soundcloud

is it bad i am like... LEGIT worried that taako will fuck this up somehow even though i know that griffin has a narrative he wants to create and probs won’t let that happen?

"oh shit, is it today?" so can we assume taako just cooks huge ass breakfast spreads of insanely high quality on the reg then

"there are people who are enjoying the day-" "there's nobody alive on this planet but the seven of you." "... well, we're the people" PFFF

are they going to fuck with davenport??? justin what the fuck have you got in mind for this

"ILLUSIONS" I'M FUCKING DYING OH MY GOD

TAAKO WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

lup my beautiful destructive daughter i love you so so so much

AAAW TAAKO OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SWEET, SWEET BABY BOY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

“you are my heart“ I  A M  D E S T R O Y E D

“his legs are trembling in absolute panic“ T A A K O

“yeah, i got this“ yeeeah gimme that good blupjeans shit

LUP FUCKIN DABBED OH MY GOD

YEEEAH BABY, YOU LIGHT UP THOSE NIHILISM DEMONS!!!

“we’re real fucking close” *cries*

so that was a really damn intense episode full of moments that made me want to cry a lot, and i loved it. can’t wait for two weeks from now when we get to see the shit that went down to create the BoB and cry some more :’)