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#sebastian vettel#f1#imola 2024#imola gp 2024#listen my whole dash is a solid wall of just Sebastian Vettel#we are not immune
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chris evans & sebastian stan being adorable goobers 💘
#HORRIBLE gifs I know#I'm sorry#I just am not good at it and this is dark and grainy to begin with#but I needed to see my boys laughing on my dash again so here#have it anyway#chris evans#sebastian stan#ana de armas#ghosted#ghosted bloopers#ghosted outtakes#ghosted spoilers#instagram
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Jealous!Noah Headcanons
Noah Sebastian X Fem!Reader
Content and Warnings: Plot/background, alcohol, smut/nsfw 18+ only Word Count: 760
You told him about two weeks ago you liked him.
He replied to you, saying he “wasn’t ready for anything serious”.
You cried that night believing he rejected you.
Cut to tonight, his band, his friends, and your friends gather for a party at Noah’s house. The lights are low and the music is loud. Everyone that wanted to was drinking, including you.
You had pretty much gotten over Noah. It was best not to dwell on someone you couldn’t have. So, you had a couple of drinks and had fun dancing with some girls in the living room.
Historically, alcohol did exacerbate how horny you were and tonight was no different.
Noah sat alone at the kitchen bar counter scrolling on his phone.
A frontman from another band (your choice, wink) sat on the couch in front of you. You’d noticed his eyes attached to your hips as you danced. So, you take his hand and pull him up to join you.
He was kind, and you felt comfortable grinding on him even though he was a stranger. You thought nothing more of him than a dance partner until his lips grazed your neck. Fuck, he felt good.
His broad hands stuck to your waist like glue and guided your ass over the hard bulge in his pants repeatedly.
Noah watched from the side the entire time. He took mental note of how many centimeters your mini skirt hiked up and how many times the guy would whisper in your ear.
He started to anxiously bite his bottom lip. You're his. You’re his number one fan, not that guy’s.
You told Noah you liked him, and then you were just going to fuck this guy right in front of him?
Every laugh, every smile you gave that other man felt like a knife twisting in his gut. Seeing someone else enjoy what he yearned for was unbearable.
He tried to look away, but his eyes refused to obey.
You looked so happy, so free, in a way he wished you could be with him.
Fuck this. He couldn’t take it anymore.
Noah stood abruptly and walked right up to you to take your wrist and pull you away. You both ignored the curious looks from his bandmates and friends as you followed him up the stairs to his bedroom.
What are you doing?
You tell him you just wanted to dance and he has no control over who you did it with.
Were you going to kiss him—fuck him, even?
You tell him that it didn’t matter that you liked him, if you wanted to fuck anyone, even his friends, you could. You wanted to make him angry.
His eyebrows furrowed and his eyes turned dark. He pressed his hands against your hips and stalked forward until your back was against his wall.
You reminded him he didn't like you.
I said I wasn't ready for anything serious, hon. Not that I didn't like you. Do I need to remind you that you're mine?
You bit your lip at him as he spun your hips to face the wall.
Your mini skirt gets pulled up over your ass to expose the small pair of underwear you chose for the night.
He sighs heavily before tugging your panties to the side and spitting on his fingers. You feel his slick hand massage your pussy.
Talking to so many guys tonight… you like to be used like a toy, huh? he boasts as his thumb prods the entrance of your asshole.
You plead that you only like him. You wanted to be with him.
Show me, then, he commands as he pulls your body away from the wall to fold you over the side of his bed. He positions you just right so that your cheek is buried in the mattress and your ass is up to the perfect height of his dick.
You spread your legs and arch your back ready for him. You hear his pants come down his thighs just enough to unleash he cock from his underwear.
He pumps himself with your slick on his hand a couple times before pressing himself into you.
Still fully clothed with just your underwear pulled to the side, he grunts through his first few pumps into you until you���re bouncing on his cock effortlessly.
I want your panties to be soaked by the time we’re done. I’ll let you dance with [insert your second favorite frontman here] again, and if he puts his hands under this pretty little skirt…
He’ll know you're unavailable.
#i need more of him on my dash#so this is for u <3#noah sebastian#noah sebastian fanfiction#noah sebastian x reader#noah sebastian x you#noah sebastian smut
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What the state of the week is looking like so far 🔥🔥
#sorry for the lack of art babies i am so tired 🙏#im cookin tho trust#sprinkles a shitpost onto your dash#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#sebastian solace#spicy art
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got peer pressured into playing roblox recently
#text.core#sebastian solace#sebastian sdv#stardew valley#roblox pressure#no id#the joke is between my friend is that whenever we play i say 'sebastian my husband' bc hes my spouse in my save#anyways hi soup. if you see this on your dash#also ha. peer pressure. pressure. i am so funny
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Stardew Valley Dash Simulator
👾 d20--coding . . .
i love programming but sometimes it really just makes you want to bash your head into a wall huh. i'm talking to my computer all day and my computer is just responding with 18 different ways to say "fuck you"
👾 d20--coding . . .
#sounds about right #i'd do the same thing if i was a computer
hahahaha says the girl who eats rocks
🗡wretchedbeastie . . .
this you?
👾 d20--coding . . .
wh. what. where did you even find that
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🤖gogogadgetastra reblogged . . .
✈️doctor-h-starbird . . .
Not much in the skies this week, sadly. But some exciting stuff nonetheless!
Piper M 600 SLS! Hello up there!
TVS-2DTS biplane... dropping... boxes? Supply crates? Not sure if that's safe, I hope whoever that is has the proper permits...
#sky watch weekly
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🗡wretchedbeastie . . .
just got woken up by the farmer knocking on my dad's door at like 6:30am. again.
#the shop is closed on wednesdays #you have to know this by now
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👾 d20--coding reblogged . . .
🛹 radshredder17 Follow . . .
yo joja was bad but at least i never saw morris chug an espresso before sprinting halfway across town and passing out in front of the clinic
#and then they're banging on pierre's door at 7am the next day #like bro are you okay #get some help #or at least some sleep dude #farmer sightings
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🎨leahs_crafts . . .
Just posted the latest sculptures to my online shop!
Plus a 20% off sale on all pins and stickers. Please stop by, and thank you all again for your continued support!
#sculpture #abstract sculpture #drawing #frogs #fantasy #etsy #abstract art #art #artists on tumblr #my art
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🐔 chickenbastard Follow . . .
My aunt and i have been just scrapping by for years out here and yet that fuckin farmer shows up and creates a goddamn empire off of... blueberries? starfruit? chickens that we sold them? Good for them i guess but it'd be nice if life didn't suck ass sometimes.
☀️farmer-is-here . . .
skill issue
🐔chickenbastard Follow . . .
Hello??????
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🤖gogogadgetastra . . .
Working on a big new project, details to come when it's finished! No spoilers, but let's just say... it's big :)
🤖gogogadgetastra . . .
robot gone
👾 d20--coding . . .
what, like it broke??
🤖gogogadgetastra . . .
robot gone
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I swear I just saw the farmer run past the ranch into the woods from their farm, and then not 5 minutes later they ran past my ranch.. from town? How did they get there??
# I know I didn't miss them passing by at any point #farmer sightings
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🧿mui-wahhhhhh . . .
hi hi hiiiiii~! I'm preparing a spell of "have a lovely day" for you! (∩^o^)⊃━☆
:・゚✧*:・゚✧✯ ~Like~ to charge, ~reblog~ to cast :・゚✧*:・゚✧✯
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☀️farmer-is-here . . .
these mfers don't even know what kind of magic i've got access to. you're wondering how i get around so fast meanwhile i'm out here meeting with a goblin
🗡wretchedbeastie . . .
like. like a whole ass goblin?
☀️farmer-is-here . . .
goblin on deez NUTZ and ASS-WHOLE
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👾 d20--coding reblogged wretchedbeastie . . .
🛹 radshredder17 Follow . . .
Crushing it in Zuzu City, thanks to everyone who came to our latest set!
# stream Dead End Street out now !!!!!!
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🗡wretchedbeastie . . .
someone new moved into pelican town! apparently they're taking up that old crumbling farm?? so exciting, i can't wait to meet them!
🗡wretchedbeastie . . .
date of posting: spring 1, 2016
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🧿mui-wahhhhhh . . .
got a new amethyst today~!! ~^o^~
🗡wretchedbeastie . . .
mmmmm a healthy snack
🧿mui-wahhhhhh . . .
no!!!!!!
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✈️doctor-h-starbird . . .
Not to get too personal on here, but if I have to recusitate the farmer after a botched mining adventure one more time I'm going to be the one needing medical attention. For acute heart failure. My therapist in Zuzu city does not get paid enough for this.
☀️farmer-is-here . . .
is this because i passed out on our anniversary
☀️farmer-is-here . . .
s-sweetie
#im so sorry it wont happen again
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🐔 chickenbastard Follow . . .
THE FARMER IS MARRIED??????
☀️farmer-is-here . . .
🐔 chickenbastard Follow . . .
????????????????????
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🟢green--slime-1938ry Follow . . .
i'm in a fuckin cave
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🪷 bardinthezone . . .
and, scene :)
#dashboard simulator#fake dashboard#fakeposting#dash sim#dash simulator#fake dash#fake posts#unreality#tw unreality#stardew valley#stardew farmer#stardew sebastian#stardew shane#stardew marnie#stardew sam#stardew valley sam#stardew emily#stardew leah#stardew maru#stardew abigail#stardew harvey
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giant fucking art dump
#i had way too many bangers that didn't deserve to never see the light#tagging this will be hell#mlp#my little pony#rainbow dash#fluttershy#flutterdash#pinkie pie#stardew valley#sebastian stardew valley#stardew valley oc#farmer x sebastian#oc x canon#motorcity#chuck motorcity#mike chilton#muckles#nsr#no straight roads#zuke#rin 1010#rinzuke#spore#regretevator#party noob#infected regretevator#dragondoodles#sdv jet
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Basically: a kiwi blew up. Present: Sebastian, Allegra, William, Nosy. The Slytherin Common Room is never safe.
#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy mc#Hogwarts legacy rp#my art#sebastian#Allegra#William#nosy#reposting here because I had a few people say they don’t even see my posts on their dash#my rp blog is somehow busted#I’ll contact support when I get home at some point this weekend#it didn’t even show up in tags haha#the rp thread is open for everyone to join if they wish to be splashed with kiwi pieces#if they want to clean up or have a laugh haha#just gotta be a Slytherin#although we had people break into the common room before hahaha#anything goes
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okay i give in.Who is sebastian solace
#★ arin rambles#I WAS SCROLLING ON MY DASH FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES AND IT WAS JUST??? THEM?????#i’m not even following any mildly related roblox tags .They just Appeared.#OH MY GOD WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE THIS POST MY ELECTRICITY WENT OUT. DUDE WHO IS THIS FISH#IT FELT LIKE FNAF 1 WHEN YOU LOSE POWER.EVERYTHING WAS DARK AND ALL I COULD SEE WAS SEBASTIAN ON MY SCREEN IM SCARED#THEY’RE CURSING ME HELPP#HEELPPPPPP MEEEE
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being a vettonso girlie is a lonely road
#this is literally my 4th time trying to upload this so if you see this all over ur dash no you dont#its not on me#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#rbr#ferrari
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i never know exactly what seb is doing but every few weeks my dash explodes and im just like oh guess he’s ventured out of the swiss mountains to see some cars again
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imprisoned
I'm so bored so I printed out the bunch but sebastian is getting locked in the jar for the lols
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Oh you think it's the 'Formula 1 MSC Cruises Gran Premio del Made In Italy e dell'Emilia-Romagna 2024'? WRONG! It's actually the 'Formula 1 Sebastian Vettel is driving Ayrton Senna's McLaren MP4/8 on Sunday Gran Premio del Emilia-Romagna 2024'. Hope that helps x
#I am going to be sooooooooo obnoxious this weekend#Formula 1#Sebastian Vettel#(I was going to post this on Thursday/Friday; but in lieu of the dash going feral...)
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I've been playing rdr2 on the side is this anything
#do i even tag this#yeah sure#sprinkles a shitpost onto your dash#pressure roblox#rdr2#sebastian solace#arthur morgan#spicy art
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Happy HTP Confirmed Day - Year 2 here's some green tinted scenes for you
#happy htp confirmed day#no it's not The Scene#but it's one I haven't seen around a lot#helmut zemo#baron zemo#bucky barnes#sebastian stan#daniel brühl#cara gifs#i made it pretty and greeeeeeen#love making a thing that will be hidden from me on my own dash#also Bucky is holding THE GUN#and that's the most important htp confirmed thing for me#marveledit#mcufam#usertammy#tusershay#tusermerc
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Funny as shit to me when people draw krüger as a snake cos it just reminds me of a sphynx Moth or swallowtail caterpillar
Fake eyes full of malintent
#People drawing him as a snake sparks joy on my dash though#That shit gives me a right giggle#Might also have to do with krüger collecting/liking reptiles being a longtime headcanon of mine but eh#Whaddyakno#The more disproportionate the drawing the better#That fucking guy is like roadkill to me#Dead wasp on the ground#Cod#Call of duty#Cod warzone#Warzone2019#Cod krueger#Krueger#Sebastian krueger
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