#{ Someone come kick this man out }
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In which Ford struggles so badly to relate to other people that he wonders if he’s really human at all. The more isolated he becomes, the harder it is to reconcile with his own humanity.
#my art#gravity falls#Stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#comic#eye strain#TIME TO DUMP EVERY ONE OF THE 27483949 THOUGHTS IVE HAD INTO THE TAGS BABY#OK!! SO!!!!#I feel like Ford would wonder why he and Stan (being identical twins) aren’t. yk. identical. shouldn’t Stan have polydactyly too?#as a kid he would dream about secretly being nonhuman and being whisked away to a fantastical world full of people like him#finally free of new jersey‚ finally somewhere he belongs#a lot of this disconnect from humanity came from utterly failing at social interactions while others (including stan) navigated them easily#the feeling waned after Stan was kicked out and he didn't have that direct comparison but it never left#then out in the wilderness of gravity falls‚ his isolation and immersion in Weirdness dragged it back up to the forefront#he deserves to have a breakdown over questioning his own nature. as a treat <3#color symbolism time bc I have a problem and use it at every available moment!!! blue and yellow get more vivid#the further from humanity the subject is#bill is entirely made w pure rgb blue and yellow (+ approximately 2674835 textures/layers/blending modes. I reached 150+ layers. help)#I like the idea that he would appear to ford like pure math considering hes a geometrical motherfucker and how the rest of the mindscape wa#I tried to mostly use trigonometry and related stuff for the Math Greebling. as well as fractals i love you forever fractals#MORE SYMBOLISM:#the grid-ish diamond pattern in all of the mindscape bgs (and elsewhere) is a penrose diagram of spacetime#which shows other universes on the other sides of black holes#SOMEONE ASK ME ABOUT MY EUCLYDIA HEADCANON LATER. IVE DUMPED ENOUGH DUMB HCS IN THESE TAGS ALREADY#BUT I THINK ITS VERY FUN#anyways. fuckt up guys n their egos influencing how they view humanity. bill tells ford hes as human as they come bc he was so easily foole#ford cant reconcile with his humanity bc of a failure to perform in one area#and then the immense guilt and shame over what hes done <3#I have So many ford characterization thoughts. no man nor god can stop me
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Just finished S14, just have to question why Dean was so quick to try and kill his magic son like his brother and bestfriend haven’t also done incredibly insane things for a variety of reasons.
And the real kicker is.
It’s going to get so much worse.
#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#spn#sam winchester#jack kline#god I hate this show#I had been watching previous seasons to avoid it but I finally finished it#WHY IS CAS THE ONLY ONE TRYING TO HELP#Dean fuckin Winchester the guy who only lived past S1 because someone else died#Dean Winchester who sold his soul to get his brother back#Dean Winchester who dragged himself out of his own grave after being rescued from hell#which then just got him tortured by angels#Dean who literally always did everything to try and save his brother#Dean Winchester who still believed in Castiel even when he knew he was lying#Dean who became friends with a vampire in purgatory who cried when he had to kill him#Dean goddamn Winchester who knows damn well he shouldn’t act like his own dad did with him#like come on man#that’s such horseshit#he’d be mad yeah furious even#but he wouldn’t immediately resort to lock my son in the suicide box I made without seemingly any remorse#he wouldn’t completely ignore Sam or Cas just because he was angry#he would be an idiot and say things he didn’t mean and stuff he did#he would throw things around and leave right after with no explanation#but just give up? like that? No! He should be dragging his heels every step of the way#even if he thinks it’s the only way he should be digging his heels in#dragginh himself kicking and screaming to that ending#this idiot is so endlessly unwilling to give up that he wouldn’t do that!#and it would take a damn lot more than Cas just lying to get Dean to say he’s dead to him.#the same Dean who a season ago fell to his knees by Castiel’s corpse
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Welcome to the twisted mind of the world's most casual my hero academia fan, who only cares about maybe 3 characters at a time
And finally, a bonus:
(knowing the context has not ruined it, its still very special to me)
#is ba.kugo's 💀spoilers...#again I'm very removed from the fandom as a whole it was years ago I think#well if this is how someone finds out. my condolences#:V#all might#bnha#I don't really want to tag this but also I want to be able to find this post later#and get a sensible chuckle from my antics#doesnt he come back to life? or is he still six feet under#also does my special boy survive his stunt as iron man or.......#last i heard he was still kicking 🙏🙏🙏
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I started shipping Crowley/Michael with stritctly a Fem!Crowley, but honestly the more I think about it, the more it appeals to me with male Crowley also. They're so ridiculously mismatched, her being a solemn military woman, and him being a goth manwhore.
Also, it offers me a F!Alpha x M!Omega pair in Omegaverse, which I highly appreciate.
#diary pages#good omens#good omens crowley#good omens michael#rarepairs#otp#good omens fandom#crowley x michael#michael/crowley#commandersnake#not that I love the f/f version any less#the normal version is a quintessential “yes this man is bothering me but he's my husband”#yes i crave to work with a f!alpha x m!omega#more dudes getting knocked up by ladies please x)#and this harpy would for sure fingerbang a demon until he's whining and drooling#i have a whole scenario in mind how they even end up mating#it's... honestly kind of funny#basically crowley goes into heat and hides away in an abandoned building#michael gets notified about demonic activity and comes to kick him out because you know champion of heaven#and when she realizes he's an omega in heat he's too late he's an extremely powerful omega she can't resist him#while he can't resist such a powerful alpha#no by the way it is not dubious in any way he's completely thrilled about it he starts flirting with her first#and later some angels get discorporated#for interrupting their post-bonding cuddles#someone comes looking for theie commander and surprise surprise she attacks them#not that this match doesn't pose challenges michael is devoted and loving but she has some extremely outddated views#while crowley will not be barefoot and pregnant and shut away#omegaverse#m/f#f!alpha x m!omega
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@visage-of-hell said:
If someone had told her a year ago that she was going to be playing a fancy game of dress-up at a big froo-froo masquerade ball, rubbing elbows with some of the most influential demons in Hell, Visage would have laughed right in that person's face. And yet ... here she was--dressed to the nines, surrounded by others in their finest attire, enjoying the music that filled the halls. Life was strange, like that. Making her way to the refreshment table, she did her best to avoid the more ... 'local' fare, nibbling a few hors d'oeuvres as she people-watched. This was the sort of night where just about anything could happen ... and the inexperienced Overlord was more than ready for it.
cont. from x.
Visage was blessed with a few precious moments of nibbling her snacks alone and in peace, and then raucous laughter erupted from the opposite side of the table, behind her!
"I wouldn't do that, if I were you! Looks like it's too LATE now, though... What a shame!"
Oh, that grating, 'I'm not taking this seriously, but you should' voice. Visage, if she was anywhere near as competent as she made herself out to be, would have recognized it in an instant— it belonged to none other than Valentino, her newish "business partner!"
The only reason the pimp had ever agreed to anything with her was to put even more money in his pockets. It was starting to get stale, though. He was beginning to hope that it would expire soon; he didn't exactly enjoy lending Angel to another Overlord, even if it was only every so often.
What better way to get payback than by ruining her night?
"Yeeeah," he said, "I put something in those. You should start feeling it in a few minutes. Sorry."
A lie, for what it was worth-- but nothing about his line delivery, or reputation, was pointing that way.
"Your mask looks cool, though! ¡Que estilo!"
#visage-of-hell#rp blood ball: reply#♠️: events.#♠️ : big v / valentino.#{ YOU ASKED FOR IT }#{ Someone come kick this man out }#{ I'm setting this after our current scene so I'm assuming they struck a deal but if you want me to change it I will! }#{ “What style!” }
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Doing practice sketches until the art block goes away, Day 2
I wasn't sure about teeth at first but man oh man, I think I really like Barn with teeth! How else is he supposed to have a shit-eating grin?
#yall get to see my progress of discovering how i figure out to incorporate my style into designs#basically drawing until i figure out what is comfortable and natural to me!#like the rounded triangle shape for a nose comes very naturally to my hands#also man i just have rly bad art block rn#it could be my broken foot or my toothache distracting me#someone send me a request hahaha#maybe the thought of expectation will kick me in the pants??#barnaby b beagle#welcome home#jazzsketches#whps#its been real no thoughts head empty lately#i mean ofc except wally sitting in my brain at all times
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(grizzled elder voice) i've seen the best comedians of generations ruined by... well ruined by their own stupidity and unchecked bigotry but i've seen them make fools of themselves and tarnish widespread goodwill and respect held for them in exchange for a fleeting hit of culture war clout by making comeback comedy specials about how they're cancelled and no one is allowed to say anything anymore distributed on the top entertainment platform in the world
#alex talks#i just found out ellen made a new netflix comedy special LMAO this is a more general post than that more specifically abt the trend of#netflix comedy specials all called like 'cancelled?' that people hate and are like man this person used to genuinely be funny#but also im reading an article abt the special and it seems like it's all like her being oh i got kicked out of show business bc i was a#widdle mean u can't be mean in show business... they just hate someone breaking the status quo they kicked me out when i came outas gay too'#like ???? ppl wanted u to apologize bc u did bad things not not apologize and then come back and be like auuugh u all hate me no matter#what what do u want me to do when she didn't do anything#also article goes onto say she did not get kicked out of anything she still did high profile things after her show was cancelled 💀 so#fucking lame like i never watched her show not a big fan bc i wasn't old enough to see her as an icon but just so fucking lame
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FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL DONE IT WAS. i donot even rememver. but i already dont wanna og back even though nothing even remotely of interest happened 😬👍
#not art#dude thank FUCK we started on a wednesday. if i had to do a full week off the bat i'd become the joker.#orrr someone who risks lunchtime detention and just bails on that shit#it's my first time attending in-person school in 3-ish yrs!!!#surprisingly tthough my instincts kicked in wuite wuickly and i just kinda. coasted rthrough the day#bar the fact i was trembling and tearing up and pumping adrenaline like my life depended on it.#that is all just on account of the curse 👍#<- (my brain)#some cool looking people but didnt click w anyone in particular.. every1 was so pleasant though.. even the class-clown types which is WAOW#uuh thats all im still shakin a liiiiittle but i will survive . maybe#..man i FORGOT how bad my anxiety was. everyone was legit nice and the entire time i was like#“ah now comes the part where i am Physically Attacked”#WHICH HAS ONLY HAPPENED TO ME LIKE 3 NOTABLE TIMES. FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE#waaait there were guys pushin through the halls but uuh. nvm that legit upset me. THE CLASSES ARENT GOING ANYWHERE FUCKING STOP..#okay bye fr my dear diary and co. i wanna opt out tomorrow ☹️☹️☹️
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>dream in which i experience microaggression ive experienced in real life
>immediately respond the way i wish i couldve in real life
>Consequences
#like come the fuck ONNNNNNN#if someone kicks my fucking walking stick out from behind while im walking#I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO NOT BE THE BIGGER MAN#I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CAVE THE SKULL IN OF WHOEVER DID IT
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web weaving or whatever
#last night my brain had two thoughts collide like atoms producing a nuclear fission in the form of THEE most insane trope to ME which is#pet psychopath and his even crazier handler -> brandt and luke respectively#watching brandt get at it with an OHL dad over the boards during the playoff like YEAHHH that's my dman with character issues#SO BEAUTIFUL. and the tsn video too. god. the one where he gets into a playfight but ends up spinning the dude around#the potential is THERE and i am cooking up SO many scenarios in my head i am actually going insane.#when you're the kid who used to beat up your brothers friends during street hockey and you were called a pitbull like CMONNNN#it's not that luke doesnt have character issues its just that it was trained out of him by ellen who would NEVER let that fly but unlike hi#lady byng finalist brother and his +2 penalty drawing brother luke has ZERO compulsions actually shithousing someone#and he's such a bitch about it too. he's more of a bitch than his two brothers combined. if penalties weren't a thing in real life#the clarke/hughes dpairing would be the most rat bastard shithousery penalty drawns tandem in the LEAGUE thats my inteprid take#and the thing about pet psychopath and his even crazier handler is it that the devotion goes CRAZYYYYYY#brandt going fucking insane and luke having to haul him off before he starts beating up the dude himself like NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY BABY!!!#even if my baby started it lol. if brandt's crazy luke is batshit insane and then brandt has to go haul luke off before he gets kicked out#someone tries to chirp brandt over him fighting for luke constantly and brandt is like :) you're fucking lucky it's not luke#because CRUCIALLY luke is the better fighter. again. his even crazier handler. always ready to answer for brandt's attitude#in the locker room brandt like good job baby that was so sexy of you to right hook him -> rest of the devs staring in horror#JUST SOMETHING ABOUT COMING TO BLOWS FOR YOUR MAN!!! LOOKING UP AT HIM WITH A SMILE FULL OF BLOOD LIKE DID I DO GOOD? DID I MAKE YOU PROUD?#AND THEM RESPONDING WITH 100% RECIPROCATION. OH IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT THE RECIPROCATION.#need them to be fucking bitches on the ice beating everyone up that would be so sexy to me!!!#the brandt/luke agenda#thinking. perhaps even thoughting. thunking.
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lol. thinkin about my twst ocs 🧍♂️
#ocs#twst oc#oc: char#oc: dañarte#cereal tries to draw#if i combine the bottom two then char's unique magic is just a magically charged armada#yknow like. capoeira#WHICH IS A HARD KICK TO DO AND I HATE IT!!! it looks really pretty when done well tho im just mad that i cant do it well LOL#maybe it IS magic 🤔#anyway the stupid hands thing was bc char and dañarte's fam are supposed to be like#luxury brand people#i remembered cinderellas about shoes tho so i think chars dad was a shoemaker and dañarte's dad was a tailor#chars dad got money blah blah they united to make a fashion brand and includes shoes clothes jewelry#and i was like oh what if char had some magic that helped make synthetic gems or sped up the gem production#but then i remembered alchemy exists in twst and they always talk about MAKING GOLD so. it's stupid LOL#and tbh i didnt feel strongly on it anyway#idk man coming up w/UM is hard.#dañarte's was easier lol KISS OF FROST im just stealing from frozen kind of#i was listening to frozen heart a lot recently#and thinking about the IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVED U scene#so dañarte's most likely solid on the kiss of frost but idk i might change my mind randomly#and char i still dont know jslfjekljfklds we'll see
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people will tell me it doesn't matter what people think about me and then turn around and go home/online to the people that love and care about them unconditionally
#bro have you ever even been kicked out of you house at 8. 13. 14. 15. because you either fought back or expressed yourself too openly#and ur mum was just in a bad mood that day? have you never been abandoned on the side of the road half way across town?#have you never had anything on the floor or our of place on your desk or shelf thrown out because it pissed her off?#have you never been ostracized every day at school from KINDERGARDEN TO GRADE 5? have you never had someone you thoight#was a close friend laugh in your face for talking to them on front on their other firneds?#like dude. it matters a lot what other people think about me. that it comes off like i dont is not a fucking compliment for me 😭#UNFORCH. AND I STILL CONSIDER MYSELF LUCKY. :) COULD HABE BEEN WORSE!!!! XOXO#i dont care what people think about something indo until someoen goes wow i love how you do x like no ones looking#and then i will never do x again ever even in the privacy of my own bedroom 2 years removed from my mother being alive.#like. idk man.#i had people that did not like children OR ME ON A PERSONAL LEVEL telling my mother to be nicer to me.#its. idk man idk how to explain that its engrained in my fucking dna and idk hownto escapenit.#sad. oh well#vent#neg#like. dude i have had people drop me for being too interested in their lived and for not being interested enough.#i have in fact been locked out of the house at night b4 without a key and only been let back in bcus the neighbours called the cops. lol.#lmao. lmfao. even. like idk! idk!!#if i was quiet if i was good if i sat and listened to her and asked the right questions and provided myself as the pwrson she wanted#me to be thst day than i didnt get ostrasized! i wish i had had. any adult. growing up. thst i felt unconditional love and safety from#id say thst person was my grandmother. and it was. she just wasnt there for me in practice? idk man. maybe#she just didnt want me in the house w my grandfather. maybe she just didnt want the family stress that would come#from taking me from my mother. but regardless. she died before i turned 16. so. doesnt matterm#death m#abuse m#oh man we are spiralling oopsm
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Nearing 60 items rn my dudes 🙃
At the very least we're not doing the move until BaldBastard gets back from vacation so yay?
#we asked bootleg fgm and he was like uhh idk we're not going to worry ab it til he gets back though lol#like cool cool great#i almost lost it at work though like 3x just so fucking overwhelmed man#im hoping this means it's gonna stop soon... but i dont think so#who knows... all i know is that i wanted to knock someones teeth in for whistling today (i fucking cannot stand whistling and it was off key#which makes it so much worse to my ears and the forklifts were all going today and then the zamboni beeping like i was actually#PRAYING that god help me not kick someone teeth in sgdggdgdgd like it was bad bad man and i couldn't just walk away bc that wouldn't help me#bc then id be upset that i wasted time calming down when i had so much work to do)#and then in the breakroom ofc somone was watching tik toks full blast and it was just the two of us but like come the fuck on man#i like ran out the breakroom when my 15 was up#hopefully showering will help me bc im so wound up man i need to degunk#AND my sinuses have been gross lately and my throat is all boogery like fucking come on man#marquilla
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I do gotta say. It kinda haunts me that I'll never know if my p. grandmother would have accepted me as her grandson or not.
#luckily my m. grandmother has been nothing short of accepting ans called me her grandson with no hesitation#in response to someone else asking who the fuck i was bc theyd never seen me at a family gathering before#that was back in 2021 and was the first time id seen anyone on either side of my blood family in YEARS#but my p. grandmother was my best and only friend for like 16 years and she died after i got kicked out#so i never really got the chance to come out to her as a gay/bi man instead of her sweet little weird grandaughter#and it haunts me so bad not knowing if she would have loved me for who i actually am#or if she would have cast me out with hatred and scorn just like my paternal sperm donor and pathetic excuse of a parent#i like to believe she would have still loved me even if she would have trouble understanding due to her dementia#bc she was genuinely a saint of a woman and i have trouble believing she would ever have an ounce of hate in her tiny body#but at the same time.... who knows#we never will#i never even got to say goodbye (but i like to think even if she hated me for being trans shed still forgive me for this)#i miss you and your stupid green shooting star every damn day bestie....
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in order to cope with the recent abundance of spiders suddenly living in my apartment(despite my best efforts) I am thinking about- envisioning really- Miles or Peter making fun of me bc part of my intro to him is me accidently evading the bite a dozen times before actually turning into a spider-man. I think that would be very very funny actually.
#i really do think they would get a kick out this possibly one relentless spider just coming back over and over bc i dont think them#like parsons can live a couple of years and nonthreatening so like the thoights of this same spider just crawling around my home#trying desperately to bite someone bc like its been fucked with is super very humorous to me only bc i KNOW spiders wont actually do that#well now i know bc they dont seem to have the same capacity as others pets such as cat n dogs to remember faces and form bonds like that#this is exposure therapy#liking spider-man and forcing myself to learn about spiders#it makes me physically ill now instead instead panic attack that lasts a bazillion years but like still a win ig#toady talks#toady clowns#f#web head
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why do you want nightmind dead ????
Horror youtubers especially a lot of the "theorists" are so annoyang -_-
#could say more on the subject but man i dont want to get into thag#im trying to watch any like arg or art project or whatever and his damn theory EXPLAINED videos come up and the comments on the actual#youtube arg videos are flooded wigh people going yeah man nightmind got the whole plot for this down#i havent even watched his stuff but ppl in the alantutorial comments are like yeah bro alan is autistic and his brother kicked him out#thats the story man!!!!!#it pisses me off i just wanna watch the cool art someone made
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