#{ I need to work on Ranpo icons }

[kitxkatrp]

I was gonna work on some more BIO's and stuff today, but I think I'm gonna take a break and work on some screencapping exclusively today so I have a few projects backed up when I finish my current project.

[delusionalwriter02]

OH MY GOD I LOVED YOUR INSTAGRAM POSTS !! you capture their personalities soooo well, I'm really glad I saw them 🙇🙇 can you do one as Kunikida's gf? Pretty please? 💋 ANYWAYS, HAVE A GOOD DAY 💪👋

Insta as Kunikida's GF

a/n : omg anon you're so sweet!!!!!!!!! thank you so so so much for your kind words and for your request! the "pretty please" make me think of astarion so much (i had to say it), hope you like it <3 HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO

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Yn_theoneandonly : i'm so jealous of his hair

Yosanurgirl : Drop the haircare routine

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : the WORST THING IS he don't even have a routine

↳ Yosanurgirl : genetic's a bitch

KATAI : It's giving Legolas

↳ KunikiDA : Don't even know why I bother looking at the comments

↳ Daze_i : Looking for compliment on your long ass hair

↳ KunikiDA : The only compliment I want are the one from my girlfriend

↳ Daze_i : I'm not a girl but I volunteer

↳ KunikiDA : Shut the fuck up

↳ Daze_i : Rude

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Honey calm down, he's not worth your time

↳ Daze_i : I know right ??

↳ KunikiDA : SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU

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Yn_theoneandonly : forest walk

Daze_i : he went to see where his notebook was created

↳ Yosanurgirl : Wish I had Kunikida's patience

KunikiDA : Honey you don't have to post me all of the time

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : but it's a crime to gatekeep your beauty

↳ KATAI : agree

Ranthebestpo : He should consider modeling

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : THANK YOU, I've been telling him this NONSTOP but he won't listen

↳ KunikiDA : What's the point of being a detective if my face is known ?

↳ Ranthebestpo : He got a point

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : NO RANPO STAY ON MY SIDE

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Yn_theoneandonly : i LOVE IT when he detached his hair

KunikiDA : Love, really, you need to learn how to gatekeep

↳ KATAI : NO DON'T

↳ KunikiDA : Katai ????

Daze_i : Why is the chandelier so close to the ground ????

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it's cute and iconic

↳ Daze_i : no it's stupid

↳ KunikiDA : don't you dare insult her

Yosanurgirl : if i had him as a math teacher I wouldn't have skipped class

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you never went to school love

↳ Yosanurgirl : BUT IF I DID, I wouldn't have skipped

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : 100% agree

↳ Daze_i : Is everybody having a crush on him or ???

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you do ????

↳ Atshushiii : thought you said you weren't interested in men Dazai ??

↳ Daze_i : i'm not

↳ Chu_uya : bullshit

↳ KunikiDA : Why are you even here Chuuya ?

↳ Daze_i : I don't mind him being here

↳ Ranthebestpo : Of course

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : just create a damn group chat

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Yn_theoneandonly : Even after a mission he looks SO good

Yosanurgirl : Dazai in the back is killing me

↳ Daze_i : May I join ?

↳ Yosanurgirl : Absolutely not

Atsushiii : It looks like a photoshoot

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : thanks to my phone

Daze_i : Why blurry me ???? It's a crime

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you're not the one I wanted in the photo

↳ KunikiDA : Dazai stop flirting with my girlfriend

↳ Daze_i : I'm not flirting, I'm asking WHY i'm not the object of the photo

↳ KunikiDA : Make that stupid brain of yours work for once

KATAI : Must say that he's looking GOOD

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : right ???

↳ Ranthebestpo : for once I agree with you

↳ Daze_i : When I say that everybody is in love with him

↳ Ranthebestpo : Don't include me in everybody

↳ p0e : you're in love Ranpo ?

↳ Ranthebestpo : THAT'S NOT THE SUBJECT

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Gotta make it clear for everybody, IT'S MY MAN

↳ KunikiDA : I love you sweetheart

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love you more honey

↳ Yosanurgirl : When it's our turn to be happy ?

Hello!! Hope you liked it ? I had some much fun writing it so thank you again for your kind words and your request <3

See you <3

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday pt2

ep 6 (put it under a cut because this one is LONG)

fukuchi be like 'the agency couldn't possibly be smart enough to- oh wait nvm i forgot ranpo existed lol' like more than once and i think that is testament to the fact that RANPO BEST BOY

'have you forgotten? we're terrorists' ICONIC BEHAVIOUR

man and i complain about doing one 37 hour work week. after this one week the agency needs to take a NAP. AND THE MAFIA TOO. imagine there's like just no criminal activity or anything for like three days and everyone's like ?? but on day 4 atsushi and akutagawa are fighting to the death at the port and everyone is like 'ah. business as usual' lmaoooo

omg every time the hunting dogs song comes on i get so hyped lmao im like yESSS ACTION

'that man, that demon, the evillest most scawy man ever in the world....etc etc' and its just some guy doing the most coy babygirl pose a guy can possibly do

wait DAZAI WHAT DID YOU DO. HOW DID YOU DO IT

taneda btw deserved none of this he was just some nice old dude and then sigma fucking stabbed him lmao

dazai is like the personification of the perjury mechanic in drv3. 'go on lie. you gotta. lie now. cmon pussy you wont'

OH MY GOD CHUUYA

my god fyozai is so fucking babygirl. also wdym dazai?? if the two of you were the last ones on earth you should just have gay sex. its not that hard smh

oh no dazai falled down through the flore

OH MY GOD MYKOLA AND SIGMA

BESTIE??

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dm me if you want to receive a free 2min audio file of me laughing about this (i have a headache from laughing. my throat fucking hurts so bad. i'm pretty sure it's actually bleeding. my eyes are moist with tears. BESTIE???????)

do you even needa ask why i'm here?? ⭐️❤️☺️ *voice drops 6 octaves* i'm here to murder you 👹👹👹

and then after that fyodor was just like 'teehee he's so romantic x' like bro

dazai: *turns to the camera like he's on the office* waow

i love mykola's little laugh it's so silley

omg they're actually animating him so well. bones must've seen the reception from s4 and decided to step it up 💀

dazai and fyodor are simultaneously evil grown men and bimbo highschool girls and it's such a look. 'omg ur friends are so cute <3' 'omg right???' also mykola my beloved i want to be yours forever pls

i love how bram's acting all tough like aya can't just open the casket and leave and render him thoroughly powerless lmao

omg the official anime aya and bram sillies begin. we've been waiting for this for months folks so far so good

it was already pretty funny that aya is carrying bram like a backpack but actually seeing her running with him on her back is like a billion times funnier especially since this shit is life or death. but she just got a whole entire vampire on her back no problem sjhsksjssjhj

sigma: watashi wa shiguma me: fucking superb you funky little toddler

imagine if it was a fucking prank this whole time and mykola just injected them with a slow-working sedative or something that would be so funny. like all of this for nothing sksjksjsjks and then he just stabs fyodor or something the end. boom world save

oh ok nvm the vampires can talk just fine i guess lmao. also i genuinely cant tell if im supposed to be taking this episode seriously or not. one second people are being brutally slaughtered next moment silley little guys??? such is the way of bsd i guess

'you're a failure of a woman' my dude she is literally 10 years old she is nowhere close to being a woman shut your misogynistic ass up lmao

OKAY BECAUSE ok ok listen i was wondering what music they were gonna use for bram and when i heard the ending music i was like 'ok a little anticlimactic but i understand' and then it TRANSITIONED into the ACTUAL ENDING??? 10/10

hehe. bestie

[chuuyasfanboy]

currently in class, and I have a request to work on later, but I just wanted to share bsd music headcanons... you may notice my music taste is dominated by a certain William woodiam, it's okay guys don't mind that

If you haven't heard these songs listen to them right now they're so bsd coded, I might write fics based off of em someday..

Not nearly as many as I could, if someone requests it I can go back later and make a whole post with even more of em cuz omg

Dazai

Ofc the classic Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY by Will Wood. I like this call this one the Dazai love ballad. "All love starts as a scheme", "Some of the best liars only want the truth", "If I come home baby will you show me your bones". Also, " A selfish book is always open" is SO Beast Dazai coded it's UNREAL.

Speaking of Beast Dazai, Yeah Yeah Yeah (V2) by Jack Conte. "I knew it all along", "I felt it in my heart, if theres even one to feel".

And for dark era/15 Era dazai, Haunt Me (x 3) by Teen Suicide is my go to. "I want a lo of friends and a lot of drugs", plus the speech at the end about self esteem guys it's such a vibe too it FEEEEEELS like dazai.

I can probably fit any Will Wood song to Dazai actually...

Chuuya

LEMONS by Brye and Cavetown is SOOOOO angsty one sided skk. Like it feels like chuuya ranting abt how horribly dazai treated him? Such a mood, he listens to it every day.

I also feel like chuuya would listen to jazzy phone? There was one I knew a while ago but I forgot the name but I swear guys it is so vibey.

Also it's so iconic, but those power boost songs. The ones you find in edit audio Playlists yk? The one in mind rn is Taking Over the World by Coyote Theory.

ALSO I can't remember the song, but it's by the Crane Sisters or something? All angsty feeling, and all like fire feeling. I think it's called Curses or smthn? Really good.

Poe

just one thought cuz it came on, but Bugbear by Chloe Moriondo. The music vibe feels a little too modern for him, he's definitely into classical music, but guys it is literally him simping for Ranpo I LOVE this song its cute asf<333 "I feels braindead next to you" ughhhh gay

Odasaku

Advice by Alex G. It feels so angsty and kinda like the vibes of when he dies? As well as Momento Mori by Will Wood just cuz of that same reason </3

Akutagawa

LAPLACE'S ANGEL BY WILL WOOD GUYS. GUYS i love this song. "The only ones in need of love are those who don't receive enough so evil ones should get a little more", "run your diagnostic tests it's positive nobody dies agnostic but we still dial 911", "from up here you look like ants in a row" GYSSSS this song is my favorite.

[easternmind]

Before obtaining a book deal with Kodansha in 2004, Miyuke Miyabe’s novel adaptation of ICO, entitled ‘Kiri no Shiro’ (Castle in the Mist), was first published as a weekly serial on the Shūkan Gendai magazine between May 2002 and May 2003. For the occasion, Miyabe teamed up with preeminent illustrator and long time collaborator Shinsaku Fujita, whose artworks adorned the covers of most her every book.

Because Miyabe took certain liberties when deviating from the original story and concept, Fujita’s illustrations do reveal a host of characters and events finding no parallel with the game experience itself. Other drawings produce highly evocative reproductions of some its most emblematic moments, demonstrating not only firsthand knowledge but a veritable affinity for Fumito Ueda’s debut work. Departing from his habitual style, quite possibly due to ICO finding its own references within ancient and contemporary Italian art, the presence of the Italian renaissance masters is strongly felt in each of the seventy illustrations he created. It is fascinating how the artist restructures elements of the story to fit the period’s composition of prevalent religious icons, such as the Madonna and the Child or the Dead Christ. Together, they display an extraordinary reverence for Masaccio, Mantegna, Titian and Botticelli, to mention only a few.

Fujita earned a reputation in Japan for illustrating a variety of book editions, most notably the Japanese translations of Stephen King’s and Dean Koontz’s horror paperbacks. He also famously produced the artwork for a special edition of Edogawa Ranpo’s popular sleuth novel series ‘The Boy Detectives Club’. Japanese horror game enthusiasts will recognize his brushstroke from the original Siren game cover art, as well as that of Famitsu’s ‘Silent Hill Perfect Navigation Book’. Perhaps an even lesser known fact is that Fujita also created spellbinding cover for the 2001 Playstation edition of Yoshitaka Nishida’s RPG maker cult classic, ‘Palette: Forget me Not'.

Because these illustrations were a requirement that needed to be met for the publishing of a novel in Kodansha’s Modern Weekly magazine, as is quite customary in the case of such serializations, they were never again featured in any of the different editions of Miyabe’s book. If I am allowed a personal closing remark, I must say that I was astounded to find no mention whatsoever of these works anywhere online, even in dedicated wikis. I lived all these years assuming someone else from among the ever-inquisitive community had picked this up - apparently, that was not the case. Two decades too late, I nevertheless uploaded the complete gallery of illustrations to a Flickr album for your perusal.

[honeydazai]

hello oh my goooood i saw u playing mayoi too and i just started playing too! tbh i played it back then but did not quite understand how you the game works so i uninstalled it 😭😭 so if u dont mind, can you pls explain how that game works? pls everything with bsd is so hard to understand t_t thank u sm in advance!

welcome to mayoi hell, anon! though i don't know what exactly you're struggling with, i'll try to explain the basics as best as i can under the cut!

so basically - it's a gacha game. that's what makes mayoi attractive; the gameplay in itself is quite boring. (or at least i think so?? 😭)

if you don't know what the point of a gacha game is; it's that there's banners you can pull on using ability stones (the rainbow coloured moons) and you can get SSR cards - if you're lucky. like these of Fyodor, which I desperately want and crave:

they're gorgeous. also, is it just me or is that last card of the Dead Apple trio hot? unholy thoughts....

you can also set your favourite cards as your mayoi homescreen in game and they have like little bits of dialogue and everything. 🥰🥰

so that's the purpose of the game: get ability stones to pull on your favourite characters' banners.

in the beginning, you start out with some R Atsushi card i believe, though i think there's one free pull for beginners with a guaranteed SSR, which will definitely help you move through the levels.

then, the actual gameplay is - well, you try and shoot those funny looking bubbles with your marble. the more you destroy, the better, i guess, since destroyed bubbles equal damage to enemies.

your cards have elements - the R Atsushi you get at the beginning is red for example, so if you destroy red bubbles, he'll deal damage to your enemies. so always destroy bubbles that are the colours of your characters.

OH, something i wrongly thought was that those bubbles with the skull on them hurt you. that's not true. destroy them when possible since they raise your enemies' attack.

your cards also have skills which you can active through tapping on their little icons, though only once in, like, 10 turns or more.

for the skills, i recommend choosing the ones that deal direct damage, or maybe healing skills for difficult stages for your team. if you've got that many cards to choose from, that is.

there's also two banners which use friend points and scene points - one for scene cards which you can choose to give a bonus to your team (ATK UP for example, etc.) and one for power up materials, which you use for, well, levelling your characters up so they get stronger.

the rarer, the better, of course - it's N < R < SR < SSR < UR

there's also those EX cards, though i'm not sure hat those really mean - i think they're just special cards that sometimes get banners? anyway;

you can't get URs through pulling for them on banners, you need to complete stages to level certain SSRs up to URs - those stages can be found under quest -> event -> daily -> awakening materials for character xy

they change daily! there's also stages to get more power up and evolution materials there.

there's more game modes like the “limited” one, where there's events that are limited to a certain amount of time. i recommend doing those since they give great rewards and aren't there forever compared to your normal story stages.

there's the floor conquered thing, which you need to have really many cards for, since you can only use them once - i think? i haven't done that one yet!

the academy and memories section basically are like events, though not time limited - play them for more ability stones, a new story in a high school AU and SR cards like Dazai in a school uniform.

i recommend reading or skipping the story since each chapter gives you one ability stone, btw.

there's login bonuses daily and also daily tasks, which include shining the marble for Ranpo, collecting rewards from the office, scouting with friends points and playing three ability stages (not events!).

for the office - you can level each section of it up using power up materials like crêpes etc, though i recommend focusing on Dazai and Kunikida since those are most useful.

i also strongly suggest to not spend ability stones on marble shining or the office. it's not worth it.

ability stones are really difficult to get in the late game, which is why i suggest saving them up for characters you really really want.

more on banners;

you need 25 ability stones for one pull, 250 for 11 pulls. sadly you're not guaranteed to get even a SR card at 11 pulls like with other gacha games 🤧🤧 you are, however, guaranteed a SSR after 100 pulls. this sadly doesn't mean you'll get a limited SSR, though.

there's a banner yearly on each character's birthday which focuses on, well, said character. increased chances for their cards.

i don't recommend pulling on the standard banner at all - only pull on the limited banners. you occasionally get scouting tickets which you can use as one pull on the standard banner. that's all you basically need there.

there's also limited scouting tickets for, well, the limited time banners.

when you use cards, their, uh, friendship level (?) rises and you get rewards. check those out and collect rewards by tapping on the card in the character menu and then on the arrow that'll slide their menu to, like, the right. if you've earned a reward, there'll be a little exclamation mark on the arrow. you'll find it, i'm sure, and if you don't, ask me again and i'll explain that more thoroughly!

if you sell characters, you get bungou points, which you can exchange items for in the shop. shop -> bungou pts shop

that's a good way to get scouting tickets, AP drinks to fill up your stamina bar and more. the shop refreshes, uh, monthly, i think?

you can also buy skill beads there, which you can level up a character's skill with. these are mainly useful for characters with a special image that you unlock at skill level three, like this Fyodor card below. when you first get the card, it'll look like the first picture, and once you reach skill level three, it'll look like the second one. you also unlock more rewards in the friendship thing i explained above, as well as new voice lines for the homescreen.

if you prefer the old looks of the card, you can switch back to it, don't worry.

[you can also level up the skill if you have the character more than once.]

when you play stages, you'll be asked to select someone else to join your team as friends or guests. don't worry, they won't get a notification or whatever. just choose someone. they only work as, like, a fourth team member for you with a card you don't own!

sending friend requests is something i recommend doing a lot, seems useful. if you get achievements, your friends can react to them using stickers - and the other way around. you get friend points for both! to do that, click the button on your homescreen next to the one where you collect your rewards.

to make your profile look appealing, go to menu -> my profile and set a personalised memo and your best/favourite card. that's the one other people will be able to "use", btw!

this is all i can currently think of! if you have more specific questions, feel free to let me know and i'll try to explain! 🥰🧡

[monanaism]

Due to popular demand (it was like 5 people, that’s a lot for me) here is some part of restaurant au. Though you need some info before that.

You might not know, but in Japan many restaurants actually just specialize in one type of dish. As I can’t and don’t want to decide what kind of dishes the agency or the mafia would specialize in, I went with some more generalized restaurants. After all they exist as well, just saying that in case you wondered. Now to the what type of restaurants, though I’m still a bit unsure about some things.

Armed Detective Agency

They would either be a Shokudo or a Kissaten.

A Shokudo would be a rather casual and serve typical japanese dishes like curry. Most of them are small and independently owned so I think that could fit well.

A Kissaten on the other hand is like a coffee shop that serves sweets along with the coffee. I thought this would be good, because instead of a genius detective, Ranpo would be a genius baker that specializes in cakes. 

Both options would be interesting to work on, but I guess I’ll have to decide.

Port Mafia

Again two options, because an Izakaya would be nice to work with for them, but the rather elegant way they are portrayed makes me want to say they are a Kaiseki Ryori.

Izakaya’s are basically bars that serve food. Rather informal, but they do look like a place to do mafia business. Though that really depends on the Izakaya.

Kaiseki Ryori are the more refined cuisine and they can get really expensive, so that would fit with the fact that in canon they do make a lot of money.

I’m terribly indecisive as you might notice

The Guild

They have opened an entirely independent restaurant, showing off the american cuisine at it’s best.

No one knows where they came from, the restaurant was just suddenly there. It quickly gains popularity, if only because of their trademark icon, the Moby Dick.

As they honestly couldn’t care less about the money, they can give high quality dishes for a rather cheap price and thus getting rid of a lot of competition.

There are rumors though, that the owner, Fitzgerald, does not always treat his employees the best as Montgomery left shortly after the restaurant opened.

If you have any suggestions please let me now! It’s just really important to me that the agency and the port mafia are traditionally japanese restaurants, because...well they are japanese. 

[pengumi12]

Update on what I plan to do going foward

If you can tell, this has mostly become an art tumblr. I will still make other posts but, no more anime and manga epis/chappie reviews unless I really feel like it. I will occasionally post about my progress in my gacha games. Also plz talk to me. I need friends... Also my occasional bad fanfics will still get posted on here too.

I started school again so I won't be as active when it comes to posting. But rest assured, I'm not ded or anything. School is tough okay!?

Sneek peek at my current wips since I won't be posting a lot for a while...

These are both birthday drawings by the way. Kumkum has the same birthday as myself and I've been wanting to draw crossover art for Hirotsu jr and sr soooo ya. The Kumkum and Yuu one will be out Nov. 23rd and the Hirotsu jr and sr one will be out on Dec. 5th if I can get Hirotsu sr to look decent...

So basically, I'm only working on birthday art. I need to get to drawing other things but oh well...

Here is a list of some of the things I want to one day draw (that I might not but oh well...):

Challenge where I draw every single chara in BunAl, Tourabu, FGO, and Twst (this would be a super long year long project...)

Gin

swords, guns, and other weapons

More ocs

Backgrounds

Kunikida ripping out the vines growing out of John's neck (they cut it out of the anime and I'm salty still...)

Young Fuku and Ranpo

Riddle, Ciel, and Hyuuga staring at eachother

Sayo being babied by Yagen, Kasen, Souza, Kousetsu, and my oc Saniwa

More of my self insert oc

Idia

Azul coughing up ink

More of Ukyou being overwhelmed by his surroundings

Some sort of sad Sh*usei short comic thing

Kazoo being sad about being left alone

Kirsch with Olga

Cu in his iconic tie-dye shirt

More females!!

Yuri (my waifu)

Data Eduan kissing Data Jahad (yes I ship them. I know their real versions hate each other right now but the data versions are legit so cute together!!!)

Rachel by herself. Ugly crying.

Kid Nozel with Acier

Some dramatic shot of Rhya with his stab wound (can I even call it a stab wound? It's more like a hole blown through his chest...)

Kou bros on the island recovering together

Proletariat trio

Mori taking care of Natsume or Shiki...

Fyodor and Toast (I feel the need to draw angsty Fyodor right now because from what I've heard, he's already injured when he first shows up in the event...)

[storytell]

@a-hell-of-a-lot-of-muses​ asked

Nathaniel, Twain, Margaret?

How I feel about this character: 

regarding nathaniel (oops, i don’t have any icons other than margaret’s that’d work with his section), i’m pretty neutral towards him? he’s definitely not one of my favorites, but he’s also not one of my least favorites.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

margaret and maybe twain, but beyond that i don’t know. i don’t think about him very much.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

i’ll be honest, i don’t have a clue.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

hmm. i like the way he’s been handled in more recent chapters and i also would not be upset if he and margaret’s storyline ended tragically because i feed off angst.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

i do wish he’d have *not* gone to fyodor.

How I feel about this character:

twain is my big big big big big big big all time fave. i know this. you know this. everyone knows this. i know he has like 5 minutes of total screentime but he has stolen my heart and i never want to let him go. he’s not perfect but he’s perfect to me. i LOVE him.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

so so so many. here’s some off the top of my head: every other of-age redhead in the series. LOUISA. steinbeck. fitzgerald. hawthorne. poe. lovecraft. atsushi. ranpo. chuuya. dazai. kunikida. tetcho. jono. tanizaki. maybe even gogol if i’m feeling spicy.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

twain/lucy/steinbeck best brot3

My unpopular opinion about this character:

HE DESERVES MUCH MORE SCREENTIME AND A MAYOI CARD!!! i want him back that’s my unpopular opinion i need him immediately feed me the twain foods because i crave them

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I WISH HE’D COME BACK AND ABSOLUTELY DECIMATE FYODOR I WANT HIM TO 360 VIBE CHECK FYODOR IN THE SKULL WITH HIS GREMLIN BULLETS i think thatd be neat

How I feel about this character:

i used to have a lot more muse for margaret. she was one of my original muses and she even had her own solo blog at one point and i miss having muse for her even tho i’m too sentimental to drop her as a muse. i want her to dropkick me.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

hawthorne, lucy, agatha, and kouyou all come to mind rn.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

THIS IS GOING TO SOUND A LITTLE OUT THERE but her and twain because hear me out i feel like they could gossip together twain is always hearing shit he shouldnt hear and he needs SOMEONE to blab to.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

i think the storyline has done her an injustice by taking her out after a couple chapters. we should have seen so much more of her.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

wake up pls

here’s how i really feel.     /     accepting.

[10dreamt]

since i have a LOT of mutuals i never interact with but would like to, i’m gonna do something a little ??? weird and go through my muses in order of where they are in my icon folder to list 3 things: the best kind of plot to meet my muse, my most wanted plot for them, and what kind of shipping they’re open to! i have a ton of muses so this will be going under a read more!

keep in mind i am also willing to throw most of these muses into AUs if that’s easier!

a-qing: i’ll straight up say the most likely scenario is she tries to pickpocket your muse. my most wanted plot for her is someone taking her in and teaching her to fight in any verse! and she’s open for platonic and familial shipping ------ i heavily encourage both of those.

agatha: the most likely scenario is she approaches your muse to try and get them to join her organization IF there’s something your muse has that she might want. i really want any kind of plot with her and someone she manipulates. she’s open for romantic shipping, but it would be unhealthy: she would manipulate your muse and take advantage of your muse’s feelings for her.

akutagawa: it’s more than likely your muse would fight him. a plot i want is someone trying to get him to loosen up a little and most likely failing. he’s open to platonic ships and would be very difficult to ship with romantically, though that is an option as well. familial ships will be VERY SELECTIVE!

alibaba: it depends on where in the timeline you are tbh but the most likely way your muse would meet alibaba is if they really just.. came across eachother! to be totally honest! i don’t have a most wanted plot for him, but he’s open to all kinds of shipping!

all of love: the most likely way for him to meet any muse is if they have a reason to be around the alicein manor------he wanders its grounds nightly looking for homeless kids to help. a plot i really want for him is literally anything romantic. he’s open to mostly familial and romantic shipping!

ayatsuji: he’s easiest to meet when he’s sneaking out to go doll shopping. a plot i would love to have with him is someone being fascinated by his ability rather than horrified and him being perplexed about that. he’s open to platonic and romantic shipping!

belkia: you’re most likely to meet him doing magic tricks on the street. a plot i want for him is him meeting a human that intrigues him so much he doesn’t impale them! he’s kind of open to platonic shipping, but good luck achieving familial or romantic without being part of tsubaki’s subclasses.

dinkuron: actually, you’d be most likely to meet him at some kind of gaming convention or at college if you want to throw your muse at the college he goes to. a plot i really want for him is him making friends and introducing them to elder tale, which is his favorite game. he’s mostly open to platonic and romantic ships, but he’s also very picky about the people he likes!

dogra magra: not applicable. she’s exclusive to interactions with either port mafia members, people who are close to q, or q themselves.

freyja/the mother: you’re most likely to meet her if you’re fighting in a war--this is related to my most wanted plot. the plot i want most for her is her finding your muse almost dead on an abandoned battlefield and converting them to one of her subclasses. she’s open to platonic, familial, and romantic ships.

fukase: honestly, you’re most likely to run into him on accident. a plot i want with him is him making fun of humans for being Like That, because he honestly doesn’t understand them! he’s open to platonic shipping, mostly.

gear: you’re most likely to meet him by accidentally stumbling across the church he lives under. the plot i want most is exactly that------someone finding him and being curious enough to keep coming back! he’s open to platonic relationships and will only enter romantic relationships after a mutual trust is established.

genji: not applicable, he’s an EXTREMELY selective muse and i will only use him with close friends.

gentle: the easiest way to meet him is stumbling across him while he’s filming a video! a plot i REALLY, REALLY want more than anything i’ve ever wanted in my life is your muse watching his videos and becoming a follower of his the way la brava did! he’s open to all kinds of shipping.

gide: not applicable, he’s a very selective muse and i will only use him if he’s specifically requested.

gogol: your muse is most likely to meet him by being a victim of his bizarre murder and torture! a plot i crave is him dying a violent death by the hands of a very powerful muse. he’s open to all kinds of ships, but only if you can handle him.

jin zixuan: i’d have to throw him into a different au, i think.

kajii: the best way to meet him is by throwing your muse into the port mafia and needing to see him for something to be honest. a plot i want is someone’s muse being his lab assistant! he’s mostly open to platonic shipping but is selective with romantic ships!

katai: it’s very hard to meet him considering he never leaves his house, but a plot i would like to have with him is someone becoming his friend over the internet! he’s open to platonic and romantic ships.

kinjo: you’re most likely to meet him if you throw your muse into a log horizon au (wink wink, nudge nudge) and your muse takes up residence in akihabara. a plot i want with him is adventurers teaching him adventurer customs and him sharing lander customs in return. he’s open to platonic ships and is very selective with romance!

koumei: honestly? it’s very likely to see him fast asleep in any given spot. a plot i want with him is someone making him get a proper 8 hours of sleep at night. he’s selectively open to platonic and romantic ships.

KR: the most likely way to meet him is over the internet, considering he’s a very active presence and can speak to a lot of people considering he’s fluent in 4 languages and is learning several more! a plot i want to have with him is him geeking out over games & shows with someone. he’s open to any kind of ship!

lan wangji: not applicable because he’s a very selective muse. i would love some wangxian though.

lovecraft: you’re most likely to find him in the ocean! a plot i want for him is anyone from any time period summoning him to make a contract. he’s very selective but is open to all ships. there has to be a lot of development though.

lucy: the most likely way to meet her is by going to the cafe under the armed detective agency, because she works there! a plot i want to have with her is her needing to use her ability to save someone from a dangerous scenario. she’s open to all kinds of shipping!

manga: hmm, your muse is most likely to meet him if they go to UA! a plot i want with him is him interning under a pro hero. and he’s open to all kinds of shipping but is very hesitant about romantic ships.

margaret: you’re most likely to meet her if your muse has a higher status because she comes from a wealthy family. a plot i want with her is someone ballroom dancing with her! she’s open to all kinds of shipping.

maryelle: the best way to meet her is by having your muse play elder tale! a plot i’d love to have with her is her teaching a younger player how to play. she’s open to all ships, but unless you specify you want a romantic ship with her, she’ll default to crushing on naotsugu.

minami: the most likely meeting for any muse with him is at an ice rink! a plot i want with him is him befriending other people his age who aren’t necessarily skaters and making them go skating. he’s open to all kinds of ships!

mo xuanyu: not really applicable to muses outside of mdzs canon but i’m willing to put him into aus.

momiji: i don’t really have a most likely way to meet her! a plot i want with her is anyone having drinks with her because she is basically a vodka aunt. she’s open to all kinds of ships but will be selective with familial as she already has found family she’s comfortable with.

mushi: the most likely way to meet him? need his ability for something. i want a plot where someone helps him move on from all the things he’s done and the people (yokomizo) that he’s lost. he’s open to all ships but is a big fucking tsundere.

natsume: you’re more likely to meet him as a cat than anything, because he spends the most time in cat form. a plot i want with him is him being a guardian figure to someone and setting them on the right path! he’s open to mostly platonic and familial ships, but wouldn’t complain about romance either.

niccolo: the best way to meet him is if your muse has some interest in the carpediem family! a plot i want to have with him is him allying himself with another group to take down a common foe. he’s open to platonic ships and very selective about romance.

nie mingjue: the best thing for interactions with him would honestly probably be to put him in some kind of modern verse, haha.

ochi: it’s most likely you’ll meet him if your muse has connections to the government or military! a plot i want with him is another muse being a new recruit for the hunting dogs and him training them. he’s open for all kinds of ships.

pixie-bob: the best way to meet her is honestly by approaching her on patrol, she’s very friendly! a plot i want with her is her finding someone to fall in love with. she’s open to all kinds of ships but mostly wants something romantic!

ranpo: it’d be easiest to meet him if your muse needs something from the armed detective agency! a plot i want with him is him making another muse uncomfortable on accident by sharing every little detail he can deduce about them. he’s open to all ships but is very VERY picky with who he considers family.

ray: the best way to meet him is finding him wandering at night with gil! a plot i guess i’d like with him is literally him just talking about how wonderful and perfect his boyfriend is because he has so many thoughts about gil. he’s open to platonic and familial interactions but he is firmly singleship with kit’s gil.

rieze: she’s easiest to meet--as is the case with most of my LH muses--if your muse plays elder tale. a plot i really want with her is her making some girl friends! she’s open to every kind of ship.

roland: interactions with roland are easy if your muse is a vampire, because he’s fascinated by them. i would love a plot with muses who are chasseurs (canon, oc, or crossover) finding out about his newfound love for vampires! he’s open to all kinds of shipping.

seung-gil: the best way for a muse to meet seung-gil would be through dog pics. a plot i want is him actually getting close enough to someone to consider them a friend. he’s open to all kinds of shipping, but is very picky.

shibusawa: i’ll be honest, i don’t really use him unless he’s requested.

shiroe: oh boy another log horizon muse! the best way to meet him is actually probably by approaching him on the elder tale forums (he’s a member with huge contributions, maybe ask him about the shiroe log). a plot i want with him is him being a gay disaster. i’m open to all kinds of ships with him!

souji: again, play video games if you want to interact since he’s a LH muse and he has an unhealthy gaming addiction (lol). a plot i want is him accidentally adopting a lower leveled elder tale player. he’s open for all kinds of ships!

steinbeck: you’re most likely to meet him while he’s on a mission. a plot i want for steinbeck would be him recruiting your muse into the remnants of the guild! he’s open for all kinds of ships.

tatara: you’re most likely to meet her if your muse has a LH verse and they want to buy a sword because she runs a sword shop. a plot i want with her is someone joining her craftsmanship guild amenoma. she’s open to platonic and romantic ships!

tetcho: it’s easiest to meet him while he’s on a mission because the hunting dog uniform is very distinctive. a plot i want with him is him working with another muse to pursue a common foe! he’s open to all kinds of ships.

tetsu: an easy meeting would be to go to his family’s onsen. a plot i want with him is him making friends at school! he’s open to all kinds of ships.

topaz/karma: a very easy way to meet him is if your muse is in the port mafia. a plot i ALWAYS want with him is someone rescuing him from ace. i crave platonic and familial ships with him but it’s a strict no on romantic ships.

tracer: hmmm it’s easiest to meet her if your muse is affiliated with or looks up to overwatch! a plot i would love with her is her talking to some younger kids who admire her. she’s open to all ships but i’m very selective with romance as she already has a girlfriend in canon (emily).

tsurugi: the quickest and easiest tsurugi plot is meeting him because your muse has joined c3. a plot i want is a muse offering him money to do literally anything. he’s very very selective with all ships due to his own personal issues and the situation with touma.

twain: he is by far THE EASIEST muse to interact with and/or get along with! the easiest plot is definitely being dragged along into the trouble he creates on his adventures. a plot i really want with him is letting him talk to more marksman muses or more chaotic good/neutral muses. he’s VERY open to every kind of ship.

widowmaker: she’s a selective muse and i’ll only use her if she’s requested.

yuzu: easiest way to interact: be a part of the sheep! a plot i want with yuzu is her tricking someone into giving her food or money. she’s open to platonic and familial ships and i’ll only do romantic ships with muns i trust.

[natsthinkitythinkthinkthonk]

Top Five Hiroshi Kamiya Roles

I’m not including anime that I haven’t watched at least a few clips of, so that automatically excludes his roles as Akashi from Kuroko no Basket, Araragi from the Monogatari series (technically, I watched a few episodes, but I was too weirded out and prefer to keep some of that whole “sister” stuff in the way back), Trafalgar Law from One Piece, and a few other roles. And no, it isn’t his birthday. I would know, we share the same one.

Honourable Mentions

Ranpo Edogawa - Bungou Stray Dogs

As much as this pains me, I have to put him here because even though he’s one of my favourite characters, Hiroshi Kamiya’s voice doesn’t define him at all. I would literally not be fazed if they chose a different actor to begin with.

Souma Hiroomi - Working!! (Wagnaria)

(Dark haired one: Hiroshi Kamiya; Blond: Daisuke Ono)

I feel like this is Izaya except in a more tame manner. He collects dirt on people then uses it to mess with them. He has a bromance role along with his pal Daisuke Ono. It’s a lot of fun to watch.

Otonashi Yuzuru - Angel Beats

This one is probably an honourable mention because I haven’t watched this in a considerable number of years. But it’s still a darn good role and just didn’t make the cut.

TOP FIVE

5. Choromatsu - Osomatsu-san

Okay, maybe this is partially hear because his “Obama” line made me laugh pretty hard (among a few other moments from this character). The cast of Osomatsu is stacked, and this character is no exception. Most of the series kind of missed the mark for me (with a 60:40 ratio). But all of the jokes were carried because these voice actors (all of them who are really big) made it so that even if the writing was bad, it was still funny.

Clip Montage: https://youtu.be/LPBYYYZw6RM

4. Izaya Orihara - Durarara!!

Yes, I’m aware of the fangirls, but he’s actually one of my least favourite characters out of the Durarara cast (I really like Celty because of design and Miyuki Sawashiro). Sorry, but he’s just a sadistic loner who can’t make friends. I guess it might be because I haven’t watched Durarara in a long time (still only finished the first two seasons). Izaya is crazy though. It’s another role that he takes on alongside many other talented seiyuu including Daisuke Ono. He plays so well off his friend then making for the iconic duo of Izaya and Shizuo.

Clips: https://youtu.be/YHK83hDj2PU 

3. Levi Ackerman - Attack on Titan

PROOF THAT SHORT PEOPLE CAN BE COOL, BADASS, AND POPULAR EVEN AMONGST GIRLS. Come on. He’s a badass, he has that tragic backstory edge, and he’s still alive. I don’t even need to write an explanation for this one. You people know what I’m talking about. Need more proof?

Season One Clips: https://youtu.be/K5XmnW7upPg

2. Natsume - Natsume’s Book of Friends

This is a slow-moving role, and I’ve only watched one season, but his chemistry with Kazuhiko Inoue is really amazing, and I would be lying if I said that this show didn’t have a good story. It’s slow, but it can pack a punch of feels for some. It’s a rare shoujo manga that doesn’t need romance to carry itself.

1. Yato - Noragami

Noragami is one of my favourite anime, and I think he really kicked the show up a notch. The whole cast of Noragami is amazing. I love Bishamon, Hiyori, Yukine (yes, I like Yukine. He’s a good kid), Kofuku, and Yato. I don’t really hate anyone in Noragami minus one villain in season two. Besides that, I think this one is self-explanatory if you’ve seen Noragami. Yato is a hilarious god who I would never want to be best friends with in real life.

Remember when Yato shared an indirect kiss with Bishamon?

https://youtu.be/Q6ra_wAJDkU

[akutagawaprize]

if you have played fate/grand order, which servants would be partnered with the bungou cast?

Hey, sorry for the late reply. Took me this long because when it came down to it, there are many combinations I like. The ones I listed were ones I personally prefer to see happen, but they may not necessarily be the “best” combinations. As such, there was no deep thought for most of these other than “hey these two will be awesome together”. But still, enjoy!

Dazai Osamu and Altria Pendragon (Saber)Since Asagiri said in one of their early interviews that Dazai and Atsushi could be compared to Merlin and Arthur, it will be interesting to see how Dazai can lead Saber to victory. I think Saber will have trust issues with someone as shady as Dazai, but if they work together they’re sure to go far.

Nakajima Atsushi and BedivereWhile I thought about Berserker of El Dorado since she and Atsushi could pass off as twins, I eventually decided on Bedivere. Bedivere has all the virtues and heroic qualities one could ask for, but compared to the other Knights of the Round Table he’s not up to par when it comes to skills and fighting capabilities. Bedivere is kind, but he harbors a lot of regrets. With someone as empathetic as Atsushi as his master, he might be able to fight without being weighed down by his guilt. Plus CV Miyano Mamoru.

Kunikida Doppo and Okita SoujiNo-nonsense Kunikida will need someone reliable but can lighten up the mood whenever things take a turn for the worse. Okita may have a frail health, but her skill with the sword is nothing short of excellent. Kunikida can’t ask anything more for a servant.

Edogawa Ranpo and Sherlock HolmesPredictable, yes, but these two won’t be doing any fighting anyway. They’d watch from the sidelines, locked in a friendly competition to see who’s more accurate when it comes to predicting battle outcomes.

Yosano Akiko and Florence NightingaleAgain, another predictable choice, but it was hard to see Yosano partnering up with anyone else. The Doctor who Denies Death and the Steel Nurse —what a fearsome combi!

Miyazawa Kenji and Paul BunyanOh look, Kenji just summoned a servant version of himself.

Tanizaki Juni’ichirou and OrionNaomi couldn’t help but pout when a scantily-clad woman materialized in the middle of their room. Will she want to take away her dear brother? Thankfully, the misunderstanding was resolved when the woman introduced herself as Artemis and the stuffed toy bear with her as Orion. Artemis only has eyes for her darling Orion, so Naomi can rest assured that she has nothing to be worried about!

Izumi Kyouka and Katou DanzouIt will be awkward at first, but they’ll soon get along and start working in the shadows to eliminate enemies. I believe Danzou will eventually find it in her heart to care for Kyouka; Kyouka herself might develop a bond with Danzou which might be closer to a parental relationship than anything she ever had with Kouyou.

Fukuzawa Yukichi and Hijikata ToshizoSince Kunikida got Okita, it makes sense for Fukuzawa to have Hijikata. The former Shinsengumi commander is no stranger to power and authority, but one look at Fukuzawa and he’ll understand his new master is someone who should be respected. Still, since Hijikata was summoned as a Berserker, one shortcoming of this team is Fukuzawa not wanting Hijikata to fight at full power in fear of his servant going mad and out-of-control.

Mori Ougai and Edmond DantesMORIarty sounds good, but Mori probably couldn’t help but be fascinated by the story of the Demon of Vengeance. Falling to despair and eventually rising back up to drag the people who tormented him to the bowels of hell, the Count of Monte Cristo is the exact kind of servant Mori could see himself allying with. Mori’s clinical dispassion allowing him to come up with infallible strategies coupled with the Count’s driving compulsion to burn everything he sees into ashes would make sure that anyone foolish enough to challenge them would experience suffering like never before.

Nakahara Chuuya and Minamoto-no-RaikouChuuya, who can get consumed by the darkness of Corruption once he activates it, is bound to accept and understand Raikou’s demonic self. For her part, Raikou might dote on Chuuya, seeing her beloved Kintoki in him.

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke and IskandarAkutagawa is a lone wolf. He’s stubborn, he likes going his own way, he rarely listens to commands. Someone like Iskandar will straighten him out. Sure he might not get along with Akutagawa as he did with Waver, but at least one of them will not be making reckless moves.

F. Scott Fizgerald and GilgameshIt’s a repeat of Fate Zero with Fitzgerald as Tokiomi!! AHHHHHHH. Ahem. Well, seeing as Gil is the King of Heroes, Fitzgerald would probably think he’s the only hero worthy of being his servant. He’d probably let Gilgamesh do as he pleases, so long as he wins the HGW for him.

Oda Sakunosuke and William ShakespeareWhile I thought of Archer (Emiya) and Siegfried (Sumanai) because of seiyuu reasons, I think ultimately Oda will appreciate someone like Shakespeare by his side. Was this also influenced by the fact by that Asagiri tweeted they wanted to raise Shakespeare and Asagiri had an Odasaku icon? Er, no comment.

Fyodor Dostoevsky and Jeanne d'Arc [Alter]If Kirei appeared as the pseudo-servant Rasputin it would have been the perfect combination, but since we don’t know if he’ll be a servant or not in FGO, Fyodor will have to do with Jeanne Alter. An existence that shouldn’t have been born, Jeanne is filled with wrath and darkness. Fyodor will probably let her do as she wishes for a while, before coming up with a plan that is sure to make everyone cower before the Dragon Witch.

Other master/servant pairings that might work out:

Kajii Motojirou and Nikola Tesla

Ozaki Kouyou and Jack the Ripper

Yumeno Kyuusaku and Atalanta

Higuchi Ichiyou and Cu Chalainn (Lancer)

Sakaguchi Ango and Hassan of the Cursed Arm

Lucy Montgomery and Mordred

H.P. Lovecraft and Gilles de Rais (Caster)

John Steinbeck and Robin Hood

Mark Twain and Billy the Kid

Nathaniel Hawthorne and Amakusa

Margaret Mitchell and Marie Antoinette

Edgar Allan Poe and Osakabe-hime

Louisa May Alcott and Hans Christian Andersen

[meridiangrimm]

Rationalized Motivations

Series: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairing: Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe

Rating: General Audiences

Tags: Friends to Lovers, Romance, Humor, Some fluff

Summary:  When Ranpo checks up on Poe after a long night of stressful, deadline-induced writing, he tells himself that it's only because he needs Poe to be well enough to amuse him.

Word Count: 1,600

Links: AO3

Ranpo hasn’t exactly told Poe yet that he’d borrowed the spare key to Poe’s apartment, but Poe never looks concerned when Ranpo shows up uninvited, so it’s probably fine.  He skips ringing the doorbell and lets himself in quietly, knowing that Poe will be asleep today even though it’s past noon.  Poe had been panicking over the phone last night about his 8am deadline for the next chapter of his serialized story, so Ranpo knows that he was most likely up all night writing it.  To Ranpo, it’s strange to think that other people put value on deadlines, but despite what Poe expresses in his gloomy poetry and dark prose, he cares deeply about many things, punctuality included.

Ranpo kicks off his shoes in the front hallway and steps into the main living space.  “Ah, Poe-kun,” he says, spotting his friend asleep at his desk in the corner, “I really don’t get your dedication to your job.”  It’s a little bit cute to see Poe work himself into a tizzy, all wide-eyed and red-faced, but it’s no fun when he’s actually upset and then crashes from stress afterwards.  He doesn’t take care of himself at all when he gets too deep into his writing, which is why Ranpo is here to check up on him.  It would be troublesome if Poe was too hungry or tired or sick to write mysteries for Ranpo, because there’s really nothing else in the world that compares to spending time with Poe.

He flicks the off switch for Poe’s desk lamp and jiggles the computer mouse.  The screen wakes up and shows Poe’s inbox, complete with a “replied” icon next to the email at the top from Poe’s editor.  Good.  “You better let me read the new chapter,” Ranpo says to his sleeping friend, poking him on the shoulder.  “This one had some potential.”  He’s not worried about waking Poe up.  After pulling late-night, last-minute writing sessions, Poe always sleeps like the dead.

Ranpo steps back and notices Poe’s posture.  “You’re going to hurt your neck if you stay there.”  It would be a shame if Poe couldn’t entertain him because of something like that.  He considers the couch, which is closer than Poe’s bed at the moment and much comfier than Poe’s desk chair, and decides that it will do for now.  Ranpo grabs Poe by the shoulders and pulls until he’s leaning back on the chair instead of slumped on the desk.  He swivels the chair around, grabs Poe from under his armpits, and tugs.  Ranpo ends up with Poe’s head on his shoulder and his arms dangling to the sides.  “You’re heavy, Poe-kun.  Who needs to be this tall, huh?”  He adjusts his grip around Poe and slowly starts to walk backwards towards the couch, dragging his friend with him.

Ranpo stops to fix his hold again and wonders if maybe he’s making a mistake.  Poe is a pretty solid guy and Ranpo isn’t one for physical exercise unless it’s racing after a food cart.  This probably wasn’t his best idea… but at this point, the couch is closer than the chair, so he might as well finish.  He takes another step back and remembers too late that Carl tends to leave his toys around the living room, so with a squeak from the toy hedgehog and an “oh crap” from Ranpo, the two detectives go down.

Fortunately, Poe’s landing is mostly cushioned and he remains asleep.  Unfortunately, it’s Ranpo’s body that does the cushioning and he has the breath knocked out of him from both the landing and Poe’s torso on his chest.  “Ow.”  Ranpo waits until his lungs are functioning properly again before looking around.  They’re right next to the arm of the couch, but there’s no way that Ranpo is going to be able to get Poe up there from the floor.  His only advantage before was that Poe was already partly upright, so it would’ve just been a matter of laying him out on the couch.

Now what?  Ranpo could just roll Poe off of him, but the way Ranpo’s luck is going today, Poe would probably smack his head on the floor, which would completely negate Ranpo’s attempts to make Poe more comfortable.  “Well, I guess we’re stuck here, Poe-kun,” he declares.  Ranpo is probably better than the old carpet in terms of comfiness, anyway.  They just need – ah, yes, they’re close enough that he can reach the pillows.  Ranpo drags one down from the couch and sets it next to him.  From there, he shifts Poe’s head from his collarbone to the pillow.  Perfect.

With Poe settled, Ranpo grabs another pillow for himself and feels for his phone (miraculously uncrunched during the fall) in his pocket.  Once it’s out, Ranpo opens up his pinball app and rests the bottom of the phone on Poe’s shoulder blade, his arms wrapped around Poe to cradle the device and reach the flippers.

His battery lasts forty minutes, during which time Poe has shifted so that he’s only half sprawled on Ranpo.  Should he wake Poe up?  On the one hand, Ranpo has been very patient until now and would like to move from this position, but on the other hand, Poe has been so calm and unworried, breathing softly into Ranpo’s ear, and it seems rude to ruin that.  He closes his eyes to weigh his options, and after a few minutes of indecision, he drifts off.

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Unlike Poe, Ranpo is a light sleeper, so the slight movement from on top of him coupled with the change in Poe’s breathing means that he’s awake when Poe starts to blink the sleep from his eyes.  Poe pushes up to his knees and elbows as he lifts his head from the pillow.  “Ranpo-kun?  You’re here?”

Something about that breathy, half-asleep quality to his voice makes Ranpo’s whole body shiver.  There’s an element of complete rightness about it that makes Ranpo want to pull Poe back down until he figures out how to bottle this feeling.  “Obviously I’m here.  Are you always this observant when you wake up?”

Poe’s face turns a brilliant red.  “I w-wouldn’t know, I don’t usually, um, wake up with – with people.  Why are you here?”

“Making sure you were comfortable so you could write me mysteries.”

He makes a strangled sound.  “And you thought this would be…?”  Poe looks positively scandalized, an expression Ranpo decides that he likes very much.

“Well, I was aiming for you to end up on the couch, but –” he gestures towards the wayward toy “– Carl strikes again.”

“He’s a good boy,” Poe insists, mostly out of habit.  They’ve had discussions about Poe’s choice in pets before.

Ranpo laughs.  “Are you saying that it’s good we ended up like this because of him?”  He’s just teasing, but Poe goes silent and his breaths turn shallow.  “Poe-kun?”  He watches Poe’s gaze shift down to Ranpo’s lips, something deep and dark behind his eyes.  Suddenly Ranpo’s having trouble breathing too, and he can’t blame it on Poe’s weight because Poe is hovering above him, so close but only touching where his legs and forearms brush Ranpo’s sides.  Ranpo’s heart is pounding and he comes to the very belated realization that, despite all of his rationalizing, his trip here was not at all motivated by self-interest, but rather by interest in Poe.  Poe’s well-being means something to him.  It’s not just about mysteries, or about camaraderie between fellow detectives, it’s about Ranpo caring enough to go out of his way for Poe, because he likes Poe.

“Oh,” Ranpo says stupidly.

Poe blinks and the desire in his eyes vanishes.  “‘Oh’?” he prompts.

Ranpo reckons that Poe’s probably not going to make the first move.  He’s obviously aware of his own feelings, but he has yet to express them out loud to Ranpo – Poe is very soft-hearted when he’s not plotting elaborate revenge, and Ranpo imagines that Poe would not recover easily from heartbreak.

“You won’t have to worry about that,” Ranpo says as if Poe is privy to his thoughts.

“About wh–”

Ranpo kisses him.  It’s just a peck the first time, but when he draws back and sees Poe’s adorably gobsmacked expression, he knows he has to do it again.  He slides one hand into Poe’s hair and tilts his head to get a better angle as he brings their mouths together again.  Ranpo immediately loves the tingle that spreads through him at the contact, and the surprised sound from Poe makes his toes curl.

Poe kisses him back for a few seconds, and then abruptly pulls back.  “Wait, what – what’s going on?”

“You didn’t like it?”

“That’s not – I just woke up and suddenly y-you’re kissing me?”

“Ah,” Ranpo says with satisfaction, “you’re wondering if you’re still asleep.”

Poe rolls his eyes at that and continues without losing momentum: “I didn’t even know that you – I didn’t think you were interested.”

“Me neither.”

“Don’t be so blunt!”

“I am, though.  Interested, that is.  You’re…”  Why is this hard to say out loud?  Ranpo’s done nothing but think about Poe for the last few hours, so saying it should be easy.  “You’re the one that I want to keep safe, even from you.  You’re kinda reckless when you write.”

Poe starts to turn red again.  “That’s… very sweet of you.  No one’s ever been worried about that before.”

“And no one’s ever motivated me to keep them out of danger before.  I guess it’s a good thing neither of us are going anywhere, huh?”

This time, it’s Poe who leans in and kisses first.