#{ Dash Commentary }

[lcbheathcliff]

Everyone's getting distorted and I am not worried in the slightest. Unlike those wankers I am immune to distorting.

[siblingsoflight]

"Has anyone heard from Ven today?"

[rebelliousfamily]

"You're telling me... my beloved sister, the tiny dork and emo... married a robot?"

[goldenrodchef]

Oh.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

?!!?!!!!!

????? Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)//

HELLO!?? UH. SORRY ABOUT TGE SHITTY DAD HE GSTS FIVE BIG BOOMS…?

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAD KIDS WITH EVIL TEAM LEADERS HELLO??

[king-of-wrath]

Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length

[swordsoprano]

i got an ad for starbucks while scrolling the @massachusetts-official blog?! this is a crime

[thebarontheabyss]

Hey patrons of TBOTA!

Just a quick update to let you all know that I’m still hard at work on the TBOTA 2.5 update, and I’m planning to release it mid-February (yes, it’s happening!).

As previously mentioned, this update will bring some changes to TBOTA, including:

Romance Overhaul – More depth and variation in romantic interactions.

Loneliness Mechanic Overhaul – A major rework for what is essentially the main plot of the game.

Death Scars in the Appearance Menu – Customizable scars reflecting how your character died.

I’m also planning to crank up posting from now on, so expect more content, general updates, and lore dumps!

Thanks for sticking around—I can’t wait to share more soon!

[scftmen]

[txt msg:] smurphy ♥

- LOL you think??? wouldnt that require 100 x more effort?

[txt msg:] smurphy ♥

- i wont complain but please be careful.

[txt msg:] smurphy ♥

- all in all itll be good to see you. thanks for coming to get me despite everything.

[txt -> baby:] - driving is way different than lifting a spoon.

[txt -> baby:] - trust me, i definitely won't be driving up to the gate. and i'll figure out the backing up turning around thing in the moment. a good driver knows how to adapt.

[txt -> baby:] - i'll see you soon. i'll bring the black car instead of the flashy red one. less noticable.

[dannyphantom-fenton]

Okay, I saw a comic of Dash telling Danny he respects his bisexuality and is bullying him as a nerd, not as a member of the LGBT community, and it got me thinking.

What if Dash eavesdrops on a conversation and believes Danny is pregnant?

Obvs this is a trans Danny au, and something happened to Ellie, and Danny is carrying her core. Vlad finds out and is himself about it. However, Dash hears this argument and puts things together in the wrong way.

Vlad corners Danny after school. Dash is staying after to practice for football and is going to practice when he sees Vlad dragging Danny into a room. He decides to listen in at exactly the wrong time.

“Daniel, you must stop being so irrational about this-“

“Irrational! You almost killed her because she isn’t a boy! I barely managed to save her! Now I have to stop taking testosterone because of you, and I have to worry about raising her during high school and putting off College-”

“I can raise her.”

“Not a chance, fruitloop. She’s my daughter.”

“She’s mine as well.”

“You were the one who decided to throw a tantrum and not only create her, but try and destroy her because she isn’t a boy! You don’t get to touch her!”

Cue a conveniently timed ghost attack or call from Maddie, but they leave without realizing Dash was listening in. Dash now has to grapple with the fact that the nerd he’s been bullying is pregnant, and the mayor, who he thinks he’s heard Tucker say is his godfather, is the other dad!

(Dash grew up with them, so he already knew Danny was trans.)

Dash immediately enlists the other A-listers to help him protect Fenton.(Because Dash may be a bully, but he’s not evil. He’s not gonna beat a pregnant man, especially since the mayor has apparently been creeping on Fenton.)

This all culminates into protective A-listers making it known Fenton is off limits and an extremely confused Danny who doesn’t know what’s going on.

[battle-subway-ghost]

people on this site will see a post that's like "Ugh my day is ruined because I saw Team Evil on my dashboard" and reblog with "Get well soon :(" and then get surprised when the OP gets mad at them when their profile literally looks like this

[rebelliousfamily]

"Never fear, the cooler Maximoff twin is here!"

[katyspersonal]

is lead by Lloyd, who claimed to be Gwyn's uncle, but Lloyd's claims are disputed by many characters in game (namely gwyndolin)

Lloyd doesn't "claim" to be Gwyn's uncle, he just IS Gwyn's uncle! Characters might be wrong, but descriptions aren't! What was disproven was not his relation, but his right to be the Allfather! In Japanese version he is called "just a collateral relative", not "derivative fraud"!

ロイドは傍系にすぎず、主神を僭称したのだと

傍系 = collateral relative. Him being uncle of Gwyn was not retconned since Dark Souls 1! People just figured out that a direct descendant had more right to be an Allfather than just an uncle. Besides, name Lloyd means grey and name Gwyn means white, they are connected with color theme! I'd say uncle of Gwyn ruling a city deserves a title of the city with similar roots!

Something similar happened with two daughters of Seath: Priscilla and Shira! In Japanese, their names are プリシラ and シラ (so, Purashira and Shira)! Yorshka doesn't follow pattern as Gwyndolin was the one to name her, but basically From does the thing with linking names by using the same symbols sometimes! Here it is ソルロンド and ロンド, which, like Val said in a reblogs, would rather be Sollondo and Londo since Thorolund doesn't have the ・ divider. Thorolondo is also fair of course

(kill on sight vs use and consume at convenience)

It is a yes and no, because Thorolund is sending the Undeads on the missions sometimes! They don't want them anywhere in Thorolund, true, but for example Reah and Leeroy were some of the many Undeads they've sent to seek a rite that helps the Undead (Rite of Kindling)

The "Undead mission" in the Catacombs is the same thing Reah was sent from Thorolund to do! Naturally people of Thorolund were also interested in helping Undead to become stronger so they could link the fire, it is the "well the world needs to be saved because we are the idiots living in it" whole logic imo. They definitely don't want Undead to roam the lands because they are dangerous, but also (hypocritically) acknowledge they are useful. It took form of 'you either die by trying to help us or you die by being hunted' attitude

People getting their lore on lokey's translations as if the guy isnt the one who kept insisting that Thorolund is just mispelled by translators Sol Londo 😭

[musou-fuuin]

"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK-" Rather than using her words, the komainu of the Hakurei Shrine is doing what all dogs do best when they want to get their owner's attention.

"Uggggh. Aunn, please shut up..." Reimu complains as she turns back over in her futon, desperately trying to cover herself. Winter is approaching, but has it ever gotten this cold this fast? She's seriously freezing her butt off here.

Aunn however isn't letting up, and even now is trying to pull the covers off Reimu. The shrine maiden continues to lay stationary with an iron grip on the covers for a few moments longer until...

"I SAID KNOCK IT OFF!!!" But as soon as she grabs Aunn to try and calm her down, a massive earthquake shakes the shrine, knocking down the little possessions that Reimu has. She holds tightly onto Aunn as they lay on the tatami floor bracing themselves, until... It stops.

With the tremors having ceased, Reimu pushes herself up off the floor and rushes to open the sliding door outside. When she does, she peers her eyes through the blizzard to see something that hadn't been there before.

A large figure is now looming over Gensokyo. A mountain, perhaps? Reimu stares at the structure shrouded in darkness for a bit, trying to think for a moment until she comes to a conclusion.

"It's an incident." Reimu closes the door and rushes back inside to change her clothes. Something more suited for braving the cold that had been tailored by Alice a long time ago. They're old clothes, but an effective alternative to her shrine maiden uniform.

"Aunn! Watch the shrine. I don't think I'm going to be back for a while." Prayer slips and needles equipped, Reimu opens the sliding door again and takes off into the dark cold of the night.

It's time once again to fulfill her duty as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden.

[bingbongbugtime]

Eevee is cool but what about wimpod how do we feel about wimpod

[cybertr0nian]

Kup is just watching Rodimus stare intently at nothing, he's concerned somethings wrong with him.