#[teen wolf]

[arlos-warm-drpepper]

Did Derek ever actually say the famous “don’t call me dude.” line or all we all experiencing mass hysteria

[ghostieblr]

my dashboard did a funny thing lol. @arlos-warm-drpepper @hedwig221b

I think "Don't call me dude" and Derek "Allergic to Doors and thus enters Stiles' room via the window" Hale are both fanon 😂😂 because afaik he did it maybe once? out of necessity? but i don't remember if it was shown or if the fandom decided he just Dit It.

These two are such sterek staples that whoever came up it should definitely be in Elysium. They deserve lifetime paradise, seriously.

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

You do insanely awesome work, but I gotta itch that needs recs!

Do you know any Stiles joins the pack AUs? Like, he's a creature that moves into Hale pack territory? Or he's bitten and then has to join the hale pack?

Idk, a different first meeting Itch with pack dynamics?

I love me some longer fics, 10k and above? Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?

Yeah!

Heart Spark by DaoOfGay

(7/? I 18,545 I Explicit I Sterek)

"He's more than a simple spark, Derek-" Peter smiled softly as he held the sleeping Stiles on his arms, the entire pack either asleep or almost asleep around them: "-He's a Divine Spark of Hestia, a spark directly from the flames of the Heart, he was born to be protective, motherly, born to be a healer and to have a large family... And, of course, with the ability of providing the means of having said family."

A little shocked by his Mate's divine powers, Derek whispered a little confused: "...what?"

"Pregnant, Derek." Peter ignored how half of the entire pack just froze and stared at Stiles with shock: "He can get pregnant- In fact, he already is."

Oh. That's why everybody has been so overprotective of him recently.

"Oh."

X-x-X Or; The one where Stiles gets a pack and Derek gets the love and happiness he deserves.

For Who Does The Caged Bird Sing? by Whispering_Merely

(5/5 I 25,805 I Explicit I Sterek)

"Shit," she growls, dragging herself to him. He doesn't look too bad off, a little roughed up, easy enough to wake with a jostle, and as soon as his eyes snap open, she's hissing, "what the hell are you doing here? How are you here? You shouldn't be- oof!"

He's got her gathered in his arms, laughing with a manic kind of relief, "Oh my god, oh my god, I found you!"

She sighs, but latches onto him, incapable of denying herself the comfort of a gentle touch, not after- not after everything. She closes her eyes, breathes him in, lemon rinds and snowdrops and Pack, lets herself melt into the touch, soft and tender.

"You found me," She says, "but now somebody needs to find you, huh?"

He pulls away a little startled, blinks at her, smiles sheepishly, "Uhh, yeah. I guess so."

She huffs out a breath and cuffs him, "Idiot."

[Or: The one where Stiles finds Derek's missing Betas, gets captured and tortured by the Alphas, all while everyone else looks for him. Add a few creepy dreams, some wings, and a whole lotta magic.]

[coveredinbites]

Teen Wolf 3.22 | De-Void

[salty-fryingpan]

Weird shit I have said that I think Stiles would say 4

"I'm not a red flag, I told you what was wrong with me, I'm a caution sign at best"

"You're just a traffic cone of a human being"

"Color me fucking Confucius"

"Paranoia isn't paranoia if you're right"

"What in the H-e-double FUCK!?"

"Why is there no submissive and breedable emoji?"

"THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS" *Throws rock*

"There is undeniable sexual tension between his forehead and the business end of a shotgun"

(What is wrong with you?) "Alphabetically or chronologically?"

"Once I beat the chemical imbalance in my brain it's over for you bitches"

[gege-wondering-around]

can i just say that Elizabeth and Darcy from Pride and Prejudice are the old school version of Stiles and Derek?

Cause i will shout this from my balcony till it breaks beneath me!

Stiles (Elizabeth or if you want, 'lizzy') not giving a flying f about Derek (Darcy) cause this rich dude has no care for others and just runs on raw pride, which lead all his decisions. Which ultimately makes him look like the worst man on earth to Stiles' eyes, which is why he stays away from Derek.

But then, solitary man Derek will start to fall in love with this intelligent and fine creature (stiles) because he couldn't be more difficult to get!

Stiles doesn't care about society, stiles is sharp and of an intellectual awareness that defy every man in search of the tipycal silly type to ask for marriage, and Derek cannot stress himself enough about this sweet, pretty thing dancing around at balls and answering rudeness with politeness mixed with the most sublime undertone of confidence and assertiveness.

cause stiles doesn't care about money or status, stiles cares about marrying someone he truly loves and when he realized derek did love him, he felt sooooo ashamed of how judgemental he had been of this poor man who just wanted his hand! because derek loved him enough to forgive stiles for his harsh words towards him (cause stiles thought of him as a bad individual and spoke of it to him) from the past and was then a more genuine version of himself.

And as Derek and Stiles tangle their lives together because of friends and family, they end up as the most tight knot that will not be undone! especially after derek hear about stiles' high chin and firm words of 'i may not be engaged to him now, but fear i may will' that he spoke to Derek's aunt when she went to stiles to disagree of their possibile engagement

and what did stiles do?

respond to the rudeness of this lady with the sharpest and most confidence tone of 'we will choose for ourselves' which, when derek heard about this, made him go so out of his path to get stiles.

because they didn't know each other, then they did, and they fell in love. and they weren't going to NOT act on it.

(summary: enemies to lovers. which is now my new obsession- yes, i never invested into enemies to lovers, but now i might do some digging)

I'm gonna write a retelling of this so bad.

imagine.

this kind of pretty stiles (with a sharp tongue and pretty look that defy how his mind actually thinks and hides how much 'intellectual power' he has since, for the time the story it's set in, lizzy is an unusual brave woman who would rather marry the poor guy, love of her life over the rich, cold man with money)

pretty because lizzy is viewed as a very pretty women who is recognized as such in society (which dancy then calls 'the most beautiful women I've even seen in my entire life' after someone says she's not even that pretty)

who's personality can go from this ⬇️

yk, funny, outgoing, polite (sort of) and overall a wonderful presence to have conversations with and engage in sharing opinions and dance with during balls (in which her figure is gracefully dancing and all the other stuff i dont remember)

to this ⬇️

a wonderful undertone of 'f you with respect' and 'who do you think you are', who will also be able to undo you in 30 seconds in a verbal battle cause he has the intelligence and intellectual knowledge to do so and WILL do so without much regards for consequences cause he'll do so in a way that will makes it unable for you to bite back cause you'll end up the one being labeled as rude.

pared with

this angry looking fool, who looks more arrogant than anything most of the day, to most people (and even those who knows him talk very little of his doings, because he hides his true emotions and intentions. and despite pride being his fuel, he's still a caring man who is not talk about much if not for his money = they talk about his fortune and not the values he has, despite the sort of 'contorted' way in which everything is based on pride)

(which could also be older, but who know what I'll end up choosing when i write this - because yes, i love older men ⬇️)

who, ultimately, will look at stiles like this⬇️

because 'damn, you are the only person i want by my side for the rest of my life' and he wont be able to move his gaze elsewhere cause despite being an a-hole to stiles for the major part of theirshared time, he was still able to redeem himself by showing his kindness and actually gets stiles.

while stiles is like

because after pulling up the bad facade of 'i dont give a f about you cause i think you are rude', he felt ashamed when he found he was wrong about him but then darcy (derek) forgives him and he can't hold his feelings anymore and just shows everything through his eyes and the soft laughter he lets out when they talk cause he has still to process how much these two are gonna love each other (this, before they are engaged)

so.

I'll buy the book (cause i read a school fitted version of it), annotate things, write down some coherent line of plot and one day, I'll write everything down.

till then, I'll scream about this from my balcony, thanks for have come to this sort of tedtalk.

and this is for you, my sweet @dontcallpanic, i hope you'll like my little gift as I'm still working, rather slowly, on my replies for you 🩵🫂

[shieldofiron]

Derek: Of course.

[gnocchi8001]

Liam and Theo

[apricusapollo]

I HATE THEIR GAY ASSES SO MUCH

[bansheenolan]

— "inflammatory essays", jenny holzer (insp)

[supercap2319]

Eli: "What would you do if Ghostface tried to kill me?"

Y/N: "Join him."

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hey 👋🏽 I was wondering if you could help me find this fic please. It’s sterek. Derek is taking care of these two little werewolf kids. I think he found them around the old Hale house. The sheriff lets them stay at his house cause Derek still lives at the old subway station. And these kids know how to break into houses. Stiles is helping Derek out. Thank you so much if you can find it.

Hi anon! @istalsworld says it's this one.

Get Closer to Me by SylvieW

(1/1 I 12,817 I Teen I Sterek)

After traveling on his own, unable to find his place in life, Derek’s makes a discovery that changes his life.

When Derek finally returns to Beacon Hills, Stiles finds himself making room for Derek and his new life.

[coveredinbites]

Teen Wolf 3.18 | Riddled

[birdtheif]

I need a fic where for some reason, The pack has to go into Stiles’ memories, (I don’t know, don’t care what that reason is) specifically Stiles’ memories about his parents especially Claudia. Only I want Claudia to be batshit crazy. Like a good mother over all, but one that breaks the law like it’s just another Tuesday. You thought Stiles was a bit too prone to trouble, well he learned his criminal ways at his mother’s knee and his father’s blatant enabling.

The Pack goes into their spazy human’s mind thinking that Noah and Claudia will be like Scott describes them only to see memories of Claudia teaching her son how to pick locks and copy keys, how to avoid attention and create a solid alibi. Memories of Noah bringing Stiles to the shooting range and self defence classes, of him blatantly teaching Stiles how to solve cases and pick out clues. Of family game nights that include lock picking competitions and hide and seek: sneak out of the house edition.

Basically I want Stiles and Claudia to be feral bastards and Noah whole heartedly enabling them.

[heavensenthale]

btw no one asked but people forget that Stiles is down with murder as a solution to his problems he's no one's little meow meow he's plotting murder as we speak

[xrk-art]

Made another page of him

Close ups

What can I say, I love him

First one here