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pastelanthophila · 2 months ago

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Working on something….

#i smell a polycule #viktor has two hands yall #and so does Jayce #just saying #y’all cant stop me #I’m gonna make them all kiss and hold hands #smashing them all together like barbie dolls #viktor arcane #arcane fanart #arcane oc #viktor x oc #jayvik #arcane #jayce talis #mel medarda #viktor league of legends #my art #beez art #arcane viktor

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wintergrofyuri · 2 months ago

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guys shut up. we have to think about cold and contrarian right now. all of us. everyone. we must all give up every cubic meter of brain space to thinking about contrarian and cold interacting. it has to happen. We have To

#slay the princess #i am going fucking insane i think #they are fucked up barbie dolls with mismatched clothes i am smashing together #i DO think cold cares for all of them in the 'we all used to share the same body and know each other like we know ourselves' kind of way #but there Is a ranking and he feels no shame in that #he mostly keeps it to himself. hero is at the top of course. bc i have Thoughts #but contrarian is high up there. maybe even right under hero #idk man i just think he finds him funny and interesting #and maybe they should kiss idk man. dont look at me #at least a silly little dance. where contra does a silly little bow.#im in pain ok i need this

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theprincessandthepie · 22 days ago

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LOOK AT HERRRRRRR <3333333

#i think i forgot the depths of my obsession until she showed up on my laptop screen. she has appeared briefly three times now.#every time so fair i have gone SARAAAAAA!!!!! out loud.#im normal. im normal.#i love my fucked up little wet rat. im obsessed with the way she is a broody assassin. im obsessed with the fact that she becomes the #captain of a time travelling ship.#im obessed with the way shes started out by just being obsessed with a boy she had a crush on in middle school.#to the point that she went on a yacht trip to sleep with him despite the fact that he was in a serious long term relationship #with her sister.#i support women's wrongs.#im obsessd that two years into her castaway adventure she's already doing shit like loading up an exchanged hostage with c4. she's amazing #shes so weird and traumatized and trying to be cool and mysterious so bad.#arrow lb #sara lance #her offputting nature and bisexual swagger have bewitched me.#anyway. fun fact. one of the main reasons i stopped watching legends of tomorrow (her show) and eventually dropped dctv altogether.#is that they finally gave her a long-term love interest. but they decided to make that love interest a second blonde woman with long hair.#and i just couldn't handle that. im sorry miss ava i did like you. but i couldn't take the show smashing two identical barbie dolls togethe #it was too much for me. if you are going to give me queer women on tv who do not look particularly queer. im ok. i can live with it.#but at least give them two different hair colors.#its so petty im sorry.#it would've been fine if they had a fling. but she became one of the main cast i believe.#which is like. bad enough. you give me a superhero time travelling team up show.#and two of the team members are blonde white women. and then you make them kiss. insane decision.#i literally have two action figures of her sitting on my bookshelf lmao. it's literally just her and sam wilson.#oh wait nvm. wonder woman is there but shes a vinyl figure (fot a funko pop) riding a horse.#also also mercy overwatch. who is unfortunately a funko pop.#and also a second mercy overwatch funko pop. but a tiny keychain version from a dear friend. hm. maybe i have a pattern of being obsessed #with fictional blonde women.

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umgeorge · 8 months ago

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george russell and mick schumacher in the paddock on media day, austria - june 27, 2024 📷 joe klamar / getty

#[smashing them together like barbie dolls] KISS #george russell #mick schumacher #f1 #austrian gp 2024 #formula 1 #fic ref #fic ref 2024 #austria #austria 2024 #austria 2024 thursday #with mick

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girlsdads · 7 months ago

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most niche playlist of all time award goes to me 🫡

#smashing my special interests together and making them kiss like barbie dolls #if u saw the first ss i posted with my full government name no you didn’t 🙃

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oflorelei · 7 days ago

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ASOIAF OC X OC IS SUCH A GOOD FLAVOR YALL, IT GOT ME BARKING AND FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHEN IT'S WELL DONE!!

A Crowl Lady running away from her family to join the night's watch like her ancestor, posing as a northern bastard only to meet and get paired up with Baratheon Bastard who can't stand her cocky, "takes nothing serious" attitude but having the bisexual urges to kiss that damn ginger:

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf fandom #skagos #Jorra Crowl u'll be forever famous #with your wife Torren Storm GRRR #when she refuses to marry but instead gets herself a 'sweet southern boy' with lips 'made to be kissed breathless and often'#meanwhile homophobic torren who is coping HARD with the fact he is into what he believes- a man #calling each other Snow and Storm #when u fuckoff back to skagos but no one really comes after you because u are rangers and also people just dont fuck with skagos like that #when she cloaks HIM #calling him her sweet southern wife till they die #THEY ARE SOOOO ARGJ ARGH #im smashing them together like barbie dolls #asoiaf oc #baratheon #crowl

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michsmeesh · 2 years ago

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this is a completely hypothetical question. but do you guys think john would use puppy eyes on javier. jsut a quesiotn thuoghf

#banging my head into a wall #im smashing them together like barbie dolls in my head #'now kiss'

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living-dead-dyke · 26 days ago

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and what if i said i ship jamie and julia. what then.

#the void speaks back #smashing my wrestling figures together like barbie dolls and making them kiss #im still a hob polycule truther but like. just think about it

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whumpty-dumpty-doo · 1 month ago

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What if??? What if they were kissing??? What if it was a nice quiet cozy soft morning and Tristan and Darius were in bed kissing???!!!!!

I didn't draw this, it's a Picrew from here! I'm dying! This is such a freaking cute one! Ahhhhh!

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willowcrowned · 2 years ago

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you could hold a gun to my head and I wouldn’t use an AI for writing help. one because I object to it on principle. two because even my dearest and most beloved of writer friends who know all my stylistic quirks and thematic tendencies and favorite character archetypes cannot help me when I’m stuck in a writing jam. so why should a robot that doesn’t know what a symbol is be able to help me

#the thing about AI writing. is that it WILL be able to replace SOME writing #but not ALL writing #and not even a lot of cheap kind of tawdry writing #because a lot more goes into an appealing story than like. smashing archetypes together like Barbie dolls and making them kiss #I should know I primarily write stuff that is barely a half step beyond smashing archetypes together and making them kiss #willow’s wastebin tagxon #AI

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rocksanddeadflowers · 1 year ago

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Me: stays up all night to write a tiny mechanisms violinspector fanfic I had a sudden burst of inspiration for bc brainrot

The glass of milk and spoon of peanut butter I had for dinner and 10 mg of melatonin I took 4 hours ago to help me sleep:

#I'm not a role model okay but i am being super cringefail on my hand me down laptop and having fun #actually my hands are shaky and i finally wrapped ip the firsg deaft so i shall bed #the mechanisms #i love marius and lyf so much i am so very unwell about them man #also if your curious about the fic i actually am managing to finish this one so stay tuned i might post link it if uou wanna seee #it's also oj also based on a forgetmenauts song idk if tjag matters but my brain takes multiple hyperfixations and smashes them together lik #like making barbie dolls kiss #apologizing in advance for this dumb ass post

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madsgotmadagain · 10 months ago

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hello, let me just leave some ship propaganda here-

idk they're just cute :]

#cookie run #crob #cookie run shipping #cookie run comics #peach cookie #plum cookie #Peach cookie x plum cookie #Peach x plum #they're so silly #I have more hcs for them if anyone's intrested #I will happily talk about all my ships lol #One of my favorite parts of fandoms ngl #Smashing two characters together like barbie dolls to make them kiss will never not be entertaining to me

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portalgunslinger · 10 months ago

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just realized. i can make fanfiction about my own ocs. FOR FREE even. Life is so beautiful

#i was sitting here like #i want to gk back to my ROOTS #write some shitty fanfiction thatll never see the light of day #but i dont rlly have like. Ships i like anymore #not like when i was 12 #but i have my OWN ocs #smashing them together like barbie dolls #Now kiss

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lastofthetangelos · 2 years ago

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i may have just signed up for entirely too much riverdale on my dash by following riverdaleheritageposting given that i haven't actively watched the show since s3 but i HAVE to know. i have to behold what the heritage posts are i don't want to miss some gems

#will there be a jarchie kiss before this show ends or will it take itself just seriously enough to be cowardly and refrain #will it use try to uphold its useless last shred of dignity or will it descend into glorious gay madness as god intended #i don't want them to get together but i just need them to kiss #because you can't smash literally everyone else's faces together like barbie dolls in every combination by the end of the show #and skip them #especially not after the show writer wrote that gay ass play I KNOW HE CAN DO IT #and especially not after the show literally commented on the fact that archie and jughead are one of the only combos that haven't kissed #and that comment was made in like SEASON 2 !!#so many more people have kissed since then!! be camp!! be tacky!!#if beronica gets a shock value kiss that leads to nothing in episode one i think jarchie should get one in the last ep.#end this show how it began #didn't realize i had so many thoughts abt this but hey the show's been going for 7 years i've had lots of time to think ig

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humanityinahandbag · 4 months ago

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@quarble you are correct and everyone needs to know it

Eddie drags his fingers slowly down those rainy windows, listening to the Every Rose has its Thorns and Time After Time on repeat (Wayne is about to lose his goddamn mind), writing lyrics that make his bandmates want to tear their hair out about how his heart is a shriveled up flower and he's doomed to unrequited love forever and everyone dies alone.

Meanwhile Steve is standing in the same exact room holding up two polo shirts like "which one do you think I should wear on our date tonight; the blue or the pink?" before asking Eddie if he can write a reminder to get condoms at the bottom of the terrible poem he's currently writing about dying alone.

Give me dramatic idiot Eddie or give me death.

Story where Eddie spends weeks pining after Steve, mourning the loss of something that he can't have, becoming the physical manifestation of Gay Longing™.

To be clear; Steve is blatantly flirting with Eddie but getting zero traction because Eddie is essentially spending all of his time sighing out the window like a goddamn tragic hero because he'll never love me the way I love him.

And Steve can be patient. He can take his time. He can woo very softly and gently and wants to do this right without scaring Eddie off.

Until, after a frustratingly long D&D planning session, Steve watches from the couch between a fighting Dustin and Lucas, as Eddie tears out paper and balls it up before tossing it into a trashcan in what can only be described as a glorious nerdified three pointer.

And that would be the tipping point.

Because Steve Harrington is a goner for pathetic, half feral nerds.

But a pathetic, half feral nerd with a good arm?

Forget about it.

(Also, to be clear, Steve would use this moment to politely explain to a blue-screened Eddie that he'd very much like to ravish him while Eddie wears Steve's basketball jersey, pretty please.)

#steddie #eventually Wayne or the band need to get them together #or at least wake Eddie up #because this is ridiculous #also if Wayne needs to hear Cindy Lauper one more time he will actually jump out a window #Wayne staring into the mirror while Take My Breath Away blasts from Eddie's room: I love my idiot son I love my idiot son I love my idiot s #Eddie near has a heart attack when Wayne just up and tells Steve over spaghetti 'either kiss him or buy me ear plugs'#Alternative: his band plays a new song for Steve called ''Smash Eddie Please'' while redfaced Eddie seagull screams in the background #Steve is just clapping along #Steve is having a great time #Steve is in a boppy teen music video and Eddie is in ones about lost love and both are happening in the same room #Robin is about to smash Eddie's face against Steve like they're barbie dolls #Steve's fine with that #Golden Retriever vs Depressed Dumpster Raccoon core

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chlorophyllidae · 2 years ago

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Were we not bound by duty and machinations of fate. If I could meet thee anew in another world? Would your hands still end up warming mine?

What would it be like?

On this episode - a quiet mercenary meets firecracker upstart. They have an unbearably long coworkers to lovers, spanning 6 seasons and a movie.

#they have my entire heart pls #i am smashing them together like barbie dolls #ffxiv #barsa yerwan #urianger augurelt #wolianger #ffxiv gpose #when I decide to gpose them kissing I will actually be blushing so hard and crying and screaming

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