#[smashing them together like barbie dolls] KISS

[umgeorge]

george russell and mick schumacher in the paddock on media day, austria - june 27, 2024 📷 joe klamar / getty

[girlsdads]

most niche playlist of all time award goes to me 🫡

[michsmeesh]

this is a completely hypothetical question. but do you guys think john would use puppy eyes on javier. jsut a quesiotn thuoghf

[willowcrowned]

you could hold a gun to my head and I wouldn’t use an AI for writing help. one because I object to it on principle. two because even my dearest and most beloved of writer friends who know all my stylistic quirks and thematic tendencies and favorite character archetypes cannot help me when I’m stuck in a writing jam. so why should a robot that doesn’t know what a symbol is be able to help me

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Me: stays up all night to write a tiny mechanisms violinspector fanfic I had a sudden burst of inspiration for bc brainrot

The glass of milk and spoon of peanut butter I had for dinner and 10 mg of melatonin I took 4 hours ago to help me sleep:

[madsgotmadagain]

hello, let me just leave some ship propaganda here-

idk they're just cute :]

[portalgunslinger]

just realized. i can make fanfiction about my own ocs. FOR FREE even. Life is so beautiful

[lastofthetangelos]

i may have just signed up for entirely too much riverdale on my dash by following riverdaleheritageposting given that i haven't actively watched the show since s3 but i HAVE to know. i have to behold what the heritage posts are i don't want to miss some gems

[humanityinahandbag]

@quarble you are correct and everyone needs to know it

Eddie drags his fingers slowly down those rainy windows, listening to the Every Rose has its Thorns and Time After Time on repeat (Wayne is about to lose his goddamn mind), writing lyrics that make his bandmates want to tear their hair out about how his heart is a shriveled up flower and he's doomed to unrequited love forever and everyone dies alone.

Meanwhile Steve is standing in the same exact room holding up two polo shirts like "which one do you think I should wear on our date tonight; the blue or the pink?" before asking Eddie if he can write a reminder to get condoms at the bottom of the terrible poem he's currently writing about dying alone.

Give me dramatic idiot Eddie or give me death.

Story where Eddie spends weeks pining after Steve, mourning the loss of something that he can't have, becoming the physical manifestation of Gay Longing™.

To be clear; Steve is blatantly flirting with Eddie but getting zero traction because Eddie is essentially spending all of his time sighing out the window like a goddamn tragic hero because he'll never love me the way I love him.

And Steve can be patient. He can take his time. He can woo very softly and gently and wants to do this right without scaring Eddie off.

Until, after a frustratingly long D&D planning session, Steve watches from the couch between a fighting Dustin and Lucas, as Eddie tears out paper and balls it up before tossing it into a trashcan in what can only be described as a glorious nerdified three pointer.

And that would be the tipping point.

Because Steve Harrington is a goner for pathetic, half feral nerds.

But a pathetic, half feral nerd with a good arm?

Forget about it.

(Also, to be clear, Steve would use this moment to politely explain to a blue-screened Eddie that he'd very much like to ravish him while Eddie wears Steve's basketball jersey, pretty please.)

[chlorophyllidae]

Were we not bound by duty and machinations of fate. If I could meet thee anew in another world? Would your hands still end up warming mine?

What would it be like?

On this episode - a quiet mercenary meets firecracker upstart. They have an unbearably long coworkers to lovers, spanning 6 seasons and a movie.

[8x06eddie]

everyone walking around set treating ryan like a little barbie doll is so beautiful to me. like they clearly love to play barbies over there. they are posing ryan here and there and saying smile for the camera and he is like. okay 🤴🏻💃🏻 hehe. like he loves being their little mustachio’d barbie. and as a quick aside- this is also why buddie is going canon btw. because they are also on set smashing buck and eddie’s dolls together and making them kiss. but just don’t ask them what they did to buck’s little boyfriend’s barbie :-(

[grilde1chesse]

"b-b-b-b-but you cant ship them!!! their dynamic is problematic!!!" waaaa waaaaaaaa im smashing them together like barbie dolls and no one can stop me ooo im making them kiss they're getting married now they're having sex ooooooo

[lornteeleaf]

This picrew is so amazing!!!

Making my DnD Char kiss both of her (former) love iterests in my brain is one of my favourite past times so this picrew came as a godsent!!

First: my OC Aleksandra with her former guard, turned almost wife, before they were doomed by their narrative

Second: Aleksandra with her former academic rival and research partner, with whom she had a really unhealthy relationship in the end

Long time no see! I made another picrew for my friends, please enjoy :)

[slightlycrunchy]

i feel like i have to watch SNW through the lens of ‘the show runners are just playing barbies’.

would spock do that? not in canon, but this isn’t canon this is a pool party at the dream house where there’s a cannonball contest off the deep end.

would these people ever end up together in the published material? nah, but it’s fun to smash the dolls’ faces together and make them kiss.

barbies!

[shutupdia]

Why the fuck do they have a nendoroid for Apollo but not Klavier??? If I order the Apollo one who am I gonna make him kiss??? Huh???? Why can't i smash the two of them together like barbie dolls and make them kiss????? He's alone. Just him and his big ass forehead. 💀

[eggslamwich]

sorry 4 being generic, but unpopular opinion for kenny?

You said the magic word so I’m gonna do the whole damn thing

(Also sorry op I had you blocked I thought you were a bot 🙏)

🧠 favorite thing about them

I've already ranted here in greater length about how I love that Kenjaku is a canon trans villain and how their queerness isn't the reason/motivation for their villainy, but I think just in general my favorite thing about them is the inspiration they give me for art.

🧠 least favorite thing about them

Probably how they're used in the story, it's alot of wasted potential (you could write entire novels about the Kaorijaku plotline, they never explore Yuji's relationship with them, everything to do with the Kamo clan, Heian Era, the world governments etc) and if I'm being 100% HONEST I'm willing to admit their role in the story as a villain could be way better :c

🧠 favorite line

I don't have a specific one tbh I like their rants tho about their hyperfixation (their awesome plan)

🧠 brOTP

Uraume but it HAS to be one sided. I love that everytime they interact it puts into perspective how much of a huge loser Kenny actually is. It has big "I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out and smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge on the PS2" energy.

🧠 OTP

MahiKen y'all know what you came here for. I love toxic body horror vore lesbians. They have complimentary personalities. They look nice together. They want to eat each other. I want to smash them together like Barbie dolls.

HOWEVER

There is absolutely no denying that Takaba is their soulmate, their entire fight was the last thing in jjk I was actually invested in, their chemistry is amazing, the comedy was actually funny, Kenny gets to be their true cringefail loser self *chefs kiss*

Shout out too to both TenKen and KenJin, I love annoying ex Kenny who can't move the fuck on from their former basement dweller gf, and the entire Kaori and Jin concept is so fucked and I love it's potential.

🧠 nOTP

I don't really hate ships but I guess I don't get the appeal of SukuKen. I find Sukuna really boring as a character. :/

there was that time too I got flash banged on danbooru by ship art of Kenny and Choso too wtfff 😢

🧠 random headcanon

They like chocolate. 🍫

They're on the spectrum.

They vape.

They don't shave.

🧠 unpopular opinion

They are not Geto. Stop saying everything they do is Geto's doing actually. Also they are a they/them, not a he/him.

🧠 song i associate with them

I made an entire playlist for them that's half-shitpost half-serious but if I have to pick one song we'll go with this

🧠favorite picture of them

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Honorable mention also goes to Kaorijaku for haunting my nightmares