#[rebageling this]

[zerosuitsammi3]

Timeline photo because it's apparently a bannable offense to show the pipeline of saddest man in the world to happy comfortable content woman

[loving-n0t-heyting]

I have been contacted by multiple "gaza fundraisers" which throw up all the classic red flags and bad auras of Scams

As noble as the impulse to help families fleeing from gaza is, please be careful in checking the reality of fundraiser claims. This includes treating most "vetting" as what it is: tumblr randos whom you do not know saying "Oh this is totally legit, trust me bro"

If you want to donate to those impacted by the genocide with minimal risk of being scammed, consider donating to major aid organisations like unrwa

[natalieironside]

(icon by @neladoesart)

Hi! I'm Natalie. I'm trans of gender and ace of sexual and I write dark fantasy and dark sci-fi adventure stories full of boners and thud-and-blunder action violence wherein no swash remains unbuckled, nor pot unboiled. I also blog about books and history and languages and I write essays and poetry sometimes, and don't forget about the many exciting Age of Empires 2 scenarios available at Natalie's Cool Website.

You might have heard my short story The Wishing Tree on the Tales to Terrify podcast! (now available as a zine from Grinning Kitten Press). Other stuff I’ve published to date includes:

THE LAST GIRL SCOUT: A post-apocalyptic wasteland adventure story and transbian romance about two women who fall in lesbians together and fight Nazis and draculas in the bombed-out ruins of Old America

LEAD AND ROSES: LOVE SONGS AT THE END OF THE WORLD: A collection of short fiction set within 23rd-century post-nuclear wasteland we’ve all come to know and love

IN THE COURT OF THE NAMELESS QUEEN: A collection of dark fantasy f/f erotica about sexy swashbuckling swordswomen (both cis and normal) and a giant scary monster lady in a far-off realm of adventure and dark magic.

If you're curious I'd really like it if you'd check out my Patreon because there's even more fantabulous treasures on there and you can subscribe for the low, low price of just one American dollar. Your one American dollar will go toward the ever topical "Natalie can make rent and doesn't starve" philanthropy fund.

I'm gonna stay here on Tumblr until they forcibly remove me from the premises, but I'm also on Pillowfort, Bluesky, and Cohost

:)

[stardustxreverie]

House met God. She's Black.

Art credit: transcowboy on twitter.

[scratchydyke]

Fun fact!: Great tits are a kind of chew toy that can be bitten, slobbered over, licked, sucked, and squeezed for relief.

[markscherz]

mark scherz why are you so funny

The honest answer is that all my life I have taken my greatest pleasure from making people laugh. Something about a deep-seated feeling that nobody actually likes me being overcome by hearing them a laugh at something I do or said.

But maybe that’s too honest. So let’s say the name predestined me for hilarity.

[unrealthings]

listen I am six or seven Millenia old and we gotta take care of each other,

[chocolatemllk]

source

[deisbookofdemons]

"Awrighty!" She started the game up, going through the main menu and tilting her head at the personality quiz.

"Ah it's a personality quiz. I know there's a lot of those online. A lot of them are pretty bad since they're usually just made by random people. However, this is made by a gaming company so it should be a lot better than those terrible ones."

[zerosuitsammi3]

It's a shame I had to get dressed

[bucksboobs]

*I am defining “side character” here as recurring characters that aren’t guaranteed to show up at least once next season, so I excluded any of the 118’s kids, Ravi, Ortiz, Deidre, and Tommy.

[lemon-wedges]

Herlocks best disguise yet 💖

[natalieironside]

Hey check out 'Sacred Gender' by Ariana Serpentine

Hey so my girlfriend the beautiful and wonderful Ariana Serpentine wrote a book and I wanna tell you about it because she is a very good writer and also my girlfriend and I love her very much

A Cosmology of Trans and Nonbinary Spiritual Identities

Explore gender from a sacred perspective and learn how to turn dysphoria into euphoria. With suggestions for making devotion more inclusive, Ariana Serpentine empowers you to spiritually connect to your gender and incorporate it into your personal and group practice. Sacred Gender invites you to talk to your ancestors through the stars and introduces you to spirits and deities that can help you achieve self-actualization. Learn how to manifest your desires with sigil magic and identify affirming names, pronouns, clothes, and accessories with the smile test. Filled with thought-provoking journal prompts, reflection exercises, and a gender initiation, this beginner-friendly book encourages you to see parts of yourself that may have been obscured and liberate your spirituality from the gender binary.

Buy on Amazon

Buy from Llewellyn

Follow Ariana on fedbook

[windvexer]

Have you ever thought, wow, I sure wish Windvexer would've tagged their years of archives into an intuitive sorting system so I could browse the good stuff without all these memes? And without having to use Tumblr search?

Well I wished for that too, and so I did it on Patreon.

For $2 a month you get access to all the good witchposting content, organized with tags and categories that are still under expansion.

There are currently 344 posts on my Patreon, tagged and sorted for your browsing pleasure.

After a lapse in archival updates earlier this year, I am back to posting realtime updates with new content, and expanding the backlogs to cover more posts from 2023.

Any support would mean a lot 🐔