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[ftcatv]

mandatory nick valentine

[thesillyguyy]

Guys, I'm watching these welcome home audios on YouTube It is strangely creepy yet entertaining, and it always cuts off when someone tries to say Wally's name like he doesn't like to hear his own name and I love it any way imma continue hyperfixating have a good evening/afternoon/morning

[tired-needs-sleep]

wishing i got that screenshot of garrett saying what i think would just make sara cry tears of joy. because they're always so critical of themself because they're not perfect. they don't think they deserve good things until they've 'earned' it, but their definition of 'earning it' is quite literally impossible in every way, so they're in a cycle of beating themself up over not reaching a goal that just can't ever be achieved. so when garrett, someone who already reminds them of a sibling of theirs, expresses how sara is 'one of them' and that nothing much else matters, think.. the reaction they have when someone tells them they love them. it's the same reaction, really.

“oh.. i'm.. ... oh, look at me now. thank you. really... thanks.. i.. just wanted a place where i felt like i actually belonged, you know? i.. i have it. i have it right here.. my parents were never proud of me... it was never enough for them. but you guys.. it's always been enough for you, hasn't it?”

[rossisrad]

I bet I could run a good Giles blog but also like I would either get waaay too into character or I would break character and make him overly flirty. Actually that's not that bad once I think about it. Hmm. I also think I would be bad at actually keeping up with the blog though-

Augh. Decisions, decisions...

[catboysxdoggirls]

As it turns out, "pretty boy" does infact inflict a debuff, especially when said by this one bad bitch (pos). Just fucking shuts me up. Just can't talk for a good few seconds. Like just ajhkskahdksgskhdkqkh every damn time.

[ruth-the-artblog]

So how we feeling Season 4

[mistfallengw2]

I was going through my references and... Obsius, you okay?

[rjalker]

i have noticed that some people interpret i saw the tv glow sometimes purely through the lens of binary transness and while its certainly valid if it speaks to them, pidgeonholding it as a binary narrative and acting like thats the only valid viewpoint when the director and writer is nonbinary it feels like unnecessary and wrong gatekeeping. its about the trans experience in general but to exclude nonbinary people from the conversation. to quote that one person, what are we doing here?

literally, I cannot believe I had to read that post. What do these people think they're doing by literally revoking nonbinary people's right to tell their own stories??

Why do these people think that if binary trans people can also relate to it, that means it's the exclusive property of binary trans people??? When the literal creator is nonbinary??? And writing writing from their own experiences???

The level of....I don't even know. it's absolutely astounding in the worst way possible. The sheer level of entitlement.

especially because it takes 5 seconds of looking to find out that the writer+director and one of the main actors is nonbinary. It's not like it's a secret. It's literally on Wikipedia.

[justatumblinweed]

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[kimbureh]

fuuckkk I just remembered Furiosa is in cinemas this May and now I wanna rewatch Fury Road!!

[roimp]

it’s that time again

[scxttershot]

Smash (Owen... look he can't deny a dilf)

Floyd, very slowly, raises an eyebrow. Achievement unlocked. (Floyd, no. Floyd stop.) "Well. My door's open."

[h-didanart]

@coastxlwaters

Happy World Ocean Day 🐠🦈🐟

[krysmcscience]

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\

[gooobraghhh]

EXCUSE ME MA'AM I AM HERE FOR ADVICE. the problem is inherently horny BUT I NEED ADVICE.

how would a pathetic stupid attention starved tboy bait his owner into flustering and using him more. how do i get it through their THICK SKULL that i will follow any order they give me HOW DO I DEMONSTRATE MY GOOD-BOY-NESS. half the time i am subconsciously + subliminally begging for them to be rougher with me or make me do things (i also insert the letter S into random keysmashes or words as a substitue for 'sir') but dear god. all puppy wants is for his owner to be just slightly pervier because he deserves it and everybody wins!! aackk

Do you know how cute it is when a pup gets so desperate they just spill their guts about all the dirty, demeaning things they want done to them. Get on your doms lap and start grinding while you meekly ramble about how much you want to listen to commands, how much you want them to fuck with you and put you in your place, every little embarrassing detail. Dom gets a cute show and lots of stuff to work with while you get to be teased just how you want and now have a lot of information to be used against you and to be made fun of for

[h-didanart]

Nature dog :O

@potatotato-26

Credit: @milo_the_toller