#[i know nothing about dorohedoro but this is cool as hell]

[its-a-coffin]

intro postttttt \ (^_^ )/ (wow)

hi there! this is Valeri speaking ^_^

we are an osdd system and thats all you need to know.

im the current host! you can also call me Val >:3 we dont have a collective name yet, my apolocheese. (you can ask whos fronting to make sure)

we all mostly go by he/they. +18

this is our personal blog and we just reblog what we like and once every blue moon post some stupid thing ourselves.

we have an art blog btw, go check it out!

always feel free to dm/ask/submit! (you can also request stuff for the artblog! we might just do them ^_^) though there is one rule, dont be a jerk, behave like a decent human being and respect others. otherwise hiiiiii ^.^ we love making friends :3 come talk!!!

warnings for this blog might be just some general warnings for gore or horror, flashing lights or bright colours, or sometimes nsfw text and such. not very often though. same goes for artblog.

extra stuff down this line (like tags, interests, yknow.. stuff):

a little help for navigation: (if anything needs tagging pls tell me and ill add it here)

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#c - this is coffins tag for when he speaks

#v - this is my tag for when i speak ^_^

about Val:

-he/she/they doesnt matter you can just switch them around all the time cuz its fun >:3

-i like orange and blue or gold and indigo ^_^ i just like the combination of them a lot

-gay as all hell

-i love french toast its great

Interests and such:

-dragon ball

-mp100

-sonic

-ace attorney

-dorohedoro

-steven universe

-OFF

-golden kamuy

-trigun

-naoki urasawa's monster

-jjba

-hxh

-undertale

-8:11

-learning and drawing good anatomy

-psychology

-linguistics

-history

-and just learning in general about anything :3

feel free to talk about any of these with us! we will likely know nothing! cuz we forget! ^_^ a lot! ^_^ its a problem ^_^^

this will get updated with time hopefully :3 have fun and be jolly

[afrival]

Ranking and Rating All the Animes I’ve Watched (Which ain’t a lot)

Some of these might get me killed lmao but whatever. Feel free to judge me for my top fives

in order from least favorite to favorite

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15: Angel Beats: 2/10 for cool concept

- This is the only anime on here that I hate 💀 Idk why, there was just something about it. I’m not a big fan of romance so the ending was...eh. The concept is interesting as hell tho honestly

14: Banana Fish: 6/10 for Ash breaking my heart

- I know this is such a beloved show, but I just. Cant. Like it’s good, I like it, I’m just not a big fan of— idk how to explain it. Street fighting style anime? I like superpowers basically LMAO

13: Dorohedoro: 4/10 for Lizard bitch

- This is just Banana Fish on drugs and paranormal also as far as I can tell nobody falls in love here. I’m still watching and I’m struggling to get really into it, but I’m giving it a chance. The intro is one of the best ones on this list tho

12: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: 6/10 for intros

- I made it halfway through Part 2 then I gave up because it’s so batshit, but that’s kinda why I love it even though it’s so low on here. It wins #1 for THE BEST opening songs and intros

11: Hunter x Hunter: 7/10 for having one of the best villains

- I watched this entire goddamn anime and it just did not stick with me. I skipped a lot of episodes in the Chimera Ant arc because it would be one fight dragged on for three eps, however I will say I absolutely bawled at the end of it.

10: Yuri On Ice: 6/10 for Jerry Jewell the Russian King of Funimation

- Good comfort anime I binge watch every few months, my main beef with it is how repetitive it is. There doesn’t seem to be a lot at stake besides their careers and obviously the romance. Maybe it’s just because I’ve seen it so many times that I’ve become numb to it

9: Devilman Crybaby: 7/10 for WHAT THE FUCKFJJG

- I watched this mf in one night and I have not been the same since. The ending is fucking insane and I adore it, but everything else leading up to that is kinda lame. The animation is kinda ugly too lol

8: Beastars: 8/10 for sexy deer

- Can’t believe I made fun of this furry anime only for it to be one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Amazing plot, I genuinely can’t wait for more seasons especially since the manga gets insane. Also— that INTRO IS AMAZING

7: Soul Eater: 5/10 because Kid is in it

- My first anime besides SAO 🙌 Very unique art style I love it, also lovable characters. My main thing with it is that honestly the stakes seem a little too much for a group of fucking 15 year olds to handle but whatever, that’s most shounen anime in general

6: Demon Slayer: 6/10 for Nezuko and the orange mf I know will be my favorite

- I’m still watching this and so far I really like it, it’s just slow as hell. I’m not entirely sure what the main goal is, but I’ve heard it gets really good. Looking forward to another season if we get it

5: Fairy Tail: 7/10 for power of friendship

- I’ve loved this anime since I was like 10 bruh. I know it’s repetitive with “the power of friendship” but that’s what I like about it— nothing beats good character dynamics. Also wins the award for Best Hetero Ships in existence

4: My Hero Academia: 9/10 for the characters being AAA

- Hands down one of the best cast of characters, there’s not a single one I hate (besides Mineta but that’s the point of his character). The main issue I have with it is right now in the anime it’s still a little...kiddy? Like there was a festival arc after a very emotionally intense arc LMAO. Anyways, I’m excited for it to get more gritty

3: The Disastrous Life of Saiki K: 10/10 for amazing characters and comedy

- I just like dumbass fucking satirical comedy, as you can probably tell. This show made me laugh out loud so many times. If I had to choose anything to like not like about it it would be the fact that near the end of s2 it got kinda 😳😰 out of NOWHERE

2: Hetalia: 0/10 I fucking hate this dumb country anime

- I don’t even wanna talk about it. Just repeat what I said about dumbass satirical comedy and add my love for history and you get the mold that’s been growing in my head for over a year

1: Attack On Titan: unable to be rated bc it’s so good

- Honestly this just speaks for itself. Never have I absolutely loved a story and it’s characters this much, and it’s so well written I don’t know how Isayama came up with it. The ending was genuinely amazing. I’ll be thinking about this dumbass thing for a while . Also: amazing intros

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I have a long ass list I still need to watch tho this list will be updated in the future

Edit: lmao maybe I should say that this isn’t a list on which anime is good and which is bad, it’s just a favorites list. some of the ones I dislike are really good, they just didn’t stick with me 🤷

[deltaengineering]

Winter Anime 2020 Reviews: brought to you by quarantine

aw shit look who’s got the time to do some of these again yeah that’s right it’s me

22/7

For 11/12 of its runtime this was an astonishingly forced exercise in hacky tragic backstory that thoroughly answers the question of what happens when assembly line jobbers jump on the already rickety KyoAni bandwagon. So I was ready to give it a well deserved meme score of 3.14/10. Then it remembered it actually had a gimmick and managed to completely fail at that as well, with one of the most thematically misguided endings I can think of. Oh well, if nothing else I laughed. 2/10

Asteroid in Love

Well, it’s competent and inoffensive. What else can I say? I guess it’s pretty amusing how blatant the gay marriage implications get by the end, but that’s not really, you know, quality all by its own (and Harukana Receive does it better). It’s also weird how its first season clearly ends at episode 9 and it just quickly does a second one in the time it has left. Apart from that it’s a slightly above-average Kiraralike with good character moments but a real drought of content (note: dropping exposition on your topic isn’t content) in the middle. Fun enough, but really doesn’t leave me wanting more. 6/10

Dorohedoro

This had much potential to suck but then it didn’t. The biggest surprise was that Dorohedoro is a comedy; a splatter comedy with a core story worth taking seriously, yes, but this is not horror, or mystery, or even action, even if it has all those elements at points. And it manages to be consistently funny. The other big surprise is that the nonsense really does start to come together and is meaningful where it counts, so it has much better worldbuilding than most. Looks really good too - you might take exception to the CG, but it allowed MAPPA to make the rest look great so it’s overall still a plus. Definitely needs a sequel though, because the plot seems to just get started and then it ends like there’s an episode next week. 8/10

ID: INVADED

Ei Aoki’s Inception fanfic turned out very nice, with neat visuals, cool characters and a story that comes together in the end. I mean, come on, it’s an anime where Kenjiro Tsuda literally talks people to death, how can I not like it. It’s not perfect; it’s stuck with some pacing problems, strangely superfluous side characters and ultimately less ambition than it could (maybe even should) have. But it’s also weird in a good way and moderately thoughtful without being pretentious about it. 8/10

If My Favorite Pop Idol Made It to the Budokan, I Would Die

Romantic comedy? Eh, maybe not quite. Funny riffing on wota dumbassery without being mean-spirited about it? Yep. Oshibudo gets the tone (the critical aspect in a show like this) right and it actually ranks fairly high simply as an idol show when that’s not even the point, which is really surprising. It’s just very charming, even if a little simple. 8/10

Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!

So everyone’s losing their shit over how great Eizouken is and I’m just like nah, man. Not that it’s truly bad, it certainly has its fun moments and undeniably cool animation at times. But it really says a lot when in a show supposedly all about how amazing creativity is, the no-fun-allowed producer is the only character I like - Kanamori is indeed great, shame about Nerdlinger and Plot Device though. And it’s full of the kind of standard boomer animation bromides that just make me think “well, if Ghibli is supposed to be so great, why am I watching this instead of the real thing?” It also has notably poor and uncreative use of background music, which wouldn’t irk me as much if it wasn’t lecturing on the topic. At this point I’m fairly certain that I simply don’t like Yuasa’s style much, no matter what he does. 6/10

Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story

So I’m watching the “final” episode of this and I realize that I care about this random, poorly explained fanservice fight between Mami and Sayaka much more than I care about any of the characters this show is ostensibly about. And that’s pretty much Magireco in a nutshell: It has very little of its own, what it does have is split among way too many video game characters, and it’s at its best when it’s just being dumb and bombastic or lazily replicating the style of Madoka. It’s definitely not good (and the things it does to the Madoka lore are double ungood), but as long as you keep in mind that it’s just meaningless Madoka-ish things, it’s barely entertaining enough. 5/10

Natsunagu!

Natsunagu turned out to be a pleasant (if very cheap) short film that’s severely compromised by broken up into weekly 3-minute chunks. Episodes that short can work, but not for material that depends on atmosphere and character engagement. I can only assume I’d like it more if I watched it all in one go. 5/10

Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It

This one started out as a one-note romantic comedy with the rare novel note, which then got more and more tired as it went on, and the introduction of decidedly less novel characters didn’t help. But by the end it recovered somewhat from not being much good at comedy anymore by being actually pretty good at paying off a romance, which is maybe even rarer. Remove bear though, what the hell. 6/10

Somali and the Forest Spirit

Somali just kept doing its thing (which is dadfeels/protect the blob). Still can’t think of another show so intensely laser-focused on that one thing, to the point they’re constructing an entire fantasy universe around it. I liked the fluffy/introspective parts a lot more so than the grimdark/”let’s get Somali into some danger so dad can rescue her” ones, but at least the former ones are more common overall, and I understand that both are important for the other one to work. So yeah, good show, even if I wish it used the big guns less often. 7/10

Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun

I wasn’t too hot on this one at first (apart from the looks, which were always really cool), but I have to say it has won me over by the end. It has likeable and occasionally funny characters, some meat to its setting and a mildly interesting streak of intrigue running though it. Of course it also doesn’t really answer anything, but I’m satisfied. 7/10

Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki S2

Peer pressure presents: the other tourism short of the season, ft. material that fits the format. While it’s still not really good, it’s an improvement over S1. Mainly because it stops trying to extract humor from the characters themselves and gets back to dropping the hot #nagoyatruths, which are the thing I’m here for. 6/10

[ja-khajay]

tag meme for @hmsdivinity i havent done these in years omg

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 10 followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name? I go by Jay here

Birth year? ‘98. turned 21 yesterday

Sign? ophithingy whatever its called. the snake one. by normal 12 signs im saggitarius tho

Height? 174 cm i think havent gotten measured in years...my usanian friend said i was “prolly 5′8″ so here’s to that for people using clown units

Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first four songs:

Kids in America - Kim Wilde

OM - Pilgrimage

Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics

Remember Me - Blue Boy

Surprised nothing weird turned up! These are all bops

Grab the nearest book, turn to page 23, what’s the 17th line?

I’m typing this from my kitchen and my books are not in english so this will be difficult

Ever had a song or a poem written about you?

I don’t think so and I kinda hope not, I wouldn’t really want it. Unless it’s someone who has no idea who I am and is writing about me after a single encounter where they found me hauntingly sexy I’d be cool with that

When was the last time you played air guitar?

Probably last vacation enjoying music when i was stoned with a friend :’) or goofing around with my roomies

Celebrity Crush(es)?

I don’t really crush on celebrities or people I don’t know in general D:

What’s a sound you hate/love?

I love pigeon calls, shower sounds, a lit fire and double pedal drums

I hate....a Lot of sounds to a point where it’s a real life problem but my most hated ones are probably cracking knuckles, babies crying and motorcycles

Do you believe in ghosts?

I’m on the “why not” spectrum! If ghosts do exist it’d be cool as hell

Do you believe in aliens?

Yes, the universe is so vast it’s like. Statistically impossible that we’re alone out there

Do you drive?

No and i don’t even have a license. I don’t really want one either I would probable freak out immediatly in a car. I drive a mecanical scooty scooter around town and I have feet it’s Enough

Last book you read?

Do manga count. If yes I read all of Dorohedoro. If no well I have no idea probably a book I got recently about the Scythians that I never managed to finish

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

No ): I’d rather smell dung than anything artificially processed, most chemical smells disgust me. Plus it attrackts wasps

The last movie you saw?

I rewatched Howl’s Moving Castle last night and it made me so emotional.....thank you ghibli I know what love is now

Do you have any obsessions rn?

They kinda change daily. This morning I woke up passionate about art, how it’s everywhere and how you can analyze so much from everything, plus the trend of appreciating art being super elitist and why I think that’s absurd, plus thinking about the use of art in our civilization. Also, hunter x hunter

Do you tend to hold grudges?

Yes and no? I don’t forget people that do me dirty and I tend to get mad whenever I remember it but I never really act on it. Generally speaking I always do that, get super intense emotions and then not act on them. It’s better for everyone, if not I’d be such a massive bitch lmao....my grudges are mine alone too n they should stay that way!!!

tagging: no one...i don’t kno any of my mutuals who love doing these that i’m not already fwends with haha