#[engrish 101 when

[convxction]

ooc. Bestie... I'm unwell... I saw this and my brain went him... daz krumb if he were to crush on someone but like does not know it himself that well but u know he likes that person which is he spends the next five minutes smiling...sigh. thanks bestie for reading. I go back to my hell.

[stepdownonhell]

Questions, questions

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? A:I’m fine with my height:) 2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) A: A ferret  3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? A: Grunge/Indie. Or basic white bitch 4: What was your favorite video game growing up? A:Can’t remember  5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: My hawt bf, a certain amazing, gorgeous girl that’s my cute lil rabbit ♥, and my future. 6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? A: “Warning asshole” 7: What is your opinion on Trump]? A: Kill it.  8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] A: Sometimes Sanguine (Rarely tho lmao. working on it sh) But Phlegmatic mostly.  9: Are you ticklish? A: Uhhhh..no? 10: Are you allergic to anything? A: Cute rats. sad.

11: What’s your sexuality? A: Pansexual (save the pan jokes) 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? A: Coffee  13: Are you a cat or dog person? A: Dog 14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? A: A very tall elf. 15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? A: Zane Hijazi 16: How tall are you? A: 5′10 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? A: Octavia 18: How much do you weigh? A: Too much. 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? A: Yes 20: Do you like space or the ocean more? A: Space. 21: Are you religious? A: Religion? What’s that? 22: Pet peeves? A: Everything a human can do with their nails. flick flick  23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal? A: Who doesn’t wanna be a vampire? 24: Favorite constellation? A: Aquarius  25: Favorite star?  A: Sirius 26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? A: No 27: Any phobias or fears? A: Spiders 28: Do you think global warming is real? A: Maybe? 29: Do you believe in reincarnation? A: Depends 30: Favorite movie? A: Love, Simon 31: Do you get scared easily? A: Naaah 32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? A: 15 33: Who do you hate most? A: Um, trump and a certain some one. 34: What is a color that calms you? A: Yellow 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? A: I would like to travel to the UK(And live there but..) I would wanna live in Cali.  36: Where were you born? A: A very cold place. 37: What is your eye color? A: Dark brown 38: Introvert or extrovert? A: Introvert. Why do you think I’m on tumblr? 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? A: Yeah boy. 40: Hugs or kisses? A: Um neither, gross. 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? A: My love 42: Who is someone you love deeply? A: My sweet boi 43: Any piercings you want? A: My septum plz. I need her back in my life 44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? A: Yes 45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so? A: I don’t smoke, but I have ew. 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! A: I gots a mans honey 47: What is a sound you really hate? A: NAIL FLICKING 48: A sound you really love? A: My mans voice ;) 49: Can you do a backflip? A: no but how rad would that be? 50: Can you do the splits? A: ^ 51: Favorite actor and/or actress? A: Idkkk 52: Favorite movie? A: You asked me this already 53: How are you feeling right now? A: Nostalgic  54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? A: Blue 55: When did you feel happiest? A: When I went to Florida. 56: Something that calms you down? A: Talking  57: Have any mental disorders? A: Um 58: What does your URL mean? A: That’s a secret ;) 59: What three words describe you the most? A: Nostalgic, Lonely, unproductive.  60: Do you believe in evolution? A: Yes 61: What makes you unfollow a blog? A: If they’re a douche 62: What makes you follow a blog? A: If they’re rad 63: Favorite kind of person: The nice kind. Only in stores. 64: Favorite animal(s): Rats :) N snakes 65: Name three of your favorite blogs. I follow noone;) 66: Favorite emoticon: Emojis r gross 67: Favorite meme: Whats a me me  68: What is your MBTI personality type? A: Whut 69: What is your star sign? A: Sagittarius  70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? A: Yes 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? A: Red and white adorable, soft ass crop top, with my black skinnies. 72: Post a selfie or two? A: Neither  73: Do you have platform shoes? A: Wishing 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? A: I wanted to be a ballet dancer or a scientist.   75: Can you do a front flip? A: No 76: Do you like birds? A: Yes 77: Do you like to swim? A: ofc 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? A: Swimming 79: Something you wish didn’t exist: Anti lgbt + trump 80: Some thing you wish did exist: Teleportation my dear 81: Piercings you have? A: First+second lobe, nose. 82: Something you really enjoy doing: Makeup 83: Favorite person to talk to: My boiii 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? A: gey  85: How many followers do you have? A: 0 86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? A: 10:01 87: Do your socks always match? A: Not a chance 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? A: Nope 89: What are your birthstones? A: Tealllll? 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? A: a birb 91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? A: A white rose 92: A store you hate? A:  Hyvee? 93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? A: 6 lmao  94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? A: read minds 95: Do you like to wear camo? A: Depends 96: Winter or summer? A: Summer 97: How long can you hold your breath for? A: 57 seconds 98: Least favorite person? A: a certain person 99: Someone you look up to: My boiii 100: A store you love? A: Spencers 101: Favorite type of shoes A: Converse 102: Where do you live? A: not ur biz 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? A: No 104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? A: Um idk 105: Do you drink milk? A: No i think it’s gross 106: Do you like bugs? A: no 107: Do you like spiders? A: do u even have to ask? n O 108: Something you get paranoid about? A: Everything 109: Can you draw: No lol 110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? A: do yOU PLAY BASKETBALL??????????? 111: A question you hate being asked? A: ^ 112: Ever been bitten by a spider? A: probably 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? A: yes 114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? A: Cloudy  115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: the boi :( 116: Favorite cloud type:  Arcus cloud 117: What color do you wish the sky was?  A: Yellow 118: Do you have freckles? A: I wish 119: Favorite thing about a person: Smile or humor 120: Fruits or vegetables? A: Fruits 121: Something you want to do right now: dieieieeie 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? A: Both are endless  123: Sweet or sour foods? A: Sour 124: Bright or dim lights? A: Dim 125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? A: No 126: Something you hate about Tumblr: The “I think murders are cute” Side. 127: Something you love about Tumblr: Pretty photos  128: What do you think about the least? A: Responsibilities ;))  129: What would you want written on your tombstone? A: “Dance on me”  130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? A: A lot of people 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? A: My face 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? A: Maybe 133: Computer or TV? A: Comp. 134: Do you like roller coasters? A: YEEES

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? A: Motion sickness sometimes :((

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? A: Lobed 137: Do you believe in karma? A: A little 138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? A: 3 139: What nicknames do you have/have had? A: Princess, hoe, rikku 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? A: When I was younger I thought Danny phantom was my bf.  141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? A: Never 142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? a: Bad.woops 143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts? A: Giving  144: What makes you angry? A: Homophobs  145: How many languages do you speak fluently? A: 2 Engrish n jibberish 146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? A: All of the beautiful people ♥ 147: Are you androgynous? A: Too much so 148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: My brows n hair 149: Favorite thing about your personality: Too tough to answer  150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. A: My love, A rabbit n Hobo Johnson.  151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? A: Stone age my dudes 152: Do you like BuzzFeed? A: Ew no 153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? A: A game 

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? A: umno

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? A: Yea 156: What embarrasses you? A: My mother 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: Too many peoples 158: Biggest lie you have ever told: Lets not bring that up 159: How many people are you following? A: Dunno 160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? A: Like 2 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? A: none 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? a: nONE 163: Last time you cried and why: A few days ago for reasons  164: Do you have long or short hair? A: Shoulder length 165: Longest your hair has ever been: To the bum 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? A: Because religion scares people into thinking if they do something bad, they’ll go to an imaginary place called hell. If your God loved you so much he would never do such a thing ;/// + Many other reasons 167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? A: I really do 168: Do you like to wear makeup? A: too much 169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? A: No 170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? A: Yuh

[starrywinters]

ReLIFE — A Bae Jinyoung Songfic

requested by @wannamoon

genre: comedy ish, angst??

song used: Sweet Dreams by Kim Heechul & Min Kyunghoon

It’s a night where we can go through

All of the past time

It wasn’t short

The time it took for us to get close

Looking around your new class and classmates, you see a cute boy sitting behind you. Turning around excitedly at the thought of possibly making a new friend with this attractive boy;

“Hello! I’m Y/N, it’s nice to meet you! What’s your name?”

“Nice to meet you too, I’m Bae Jinyoung.”

‘Wahh, Bae Jinyoung, never thought this simple name will make my life much more complicated.’

I want to remember with a smile

Even if the end is near

Even if we have to say goodbye someday

Even if it’ll disappear immediately tomorrow

In a matter of days, you two became the best of friends—one very chatty and the other very shy. You guys chose to hang out and play games at his house, your excuse being you haven’t finished packing.

Everytime he asks to go to your house, at least once, you decline as you’re having family problems. However, he doesn’t know that. Your dad is an alcoholic im sorry and your mom is never home, she’s always at work. 

He notices you wear long sleeves practically everyday, even when it’s boiling hot outside. Everyday he would ask why and everyday you would give an irregular reason, him knowing you don’t want to talk about it doesn’t question it.

However, one night you end up in front of his doorsteps, crying. You weren’t wearing long sleeves this time and bruises on your arms can be seen ahhh im sorry again. 

“Y/N! Oh my god, what happened?!?”

Telling him your daily struggles and how your dad always mistakens you as a stranger trying to rob his house when he’s drunk to the point of no return so everyday;

“Don’t worry, Y/N. I’m always here for you. Come to me whenever you want or need to.”

So we won’t forget

So we will remember

So we can’t forget even after a long time

so we can remember

Let’s look back today

Place it in our closed eyes

Push it to our dreams until we fall asleep

Present Day

You reminisce about the past, when he would do something cringeworthy, he’d clap very loudly and smile to prevent feeling embarrassed. His nose would scrunch up and then he’d try to hide his small face. 

You remember him leaving with no trace left behind. He didn’t leave a notice at all, didn’t bother meeting up with you for the last time. You felt hurt, you felt like he didn’t take your relationship serious and the trust formed between you two slowly dissolves away.

When the last wind blows

The day comes to an end

Even if the pictures with our memories fade

Ten months ago today was the day you confessed to him, ten months ago today was the day you two got together. Up until last month was when all the times you’ve shared were of unimportance to him. Last month was the month he left you, last month was the month you last saw him.

Then three weeks later, today, you receive a text message from an unknown hah mystic messenger number;

Today 4:00PM

“I’m sorry, Y/N. Let’s break up.”

I want to remember with a smile

Even if the end is near

Even if we have to say goodbye someday

Even if it’ll disappear immediately tomorrow

Waking up to your alarm blaring and your phone notifications blowing up, you hear of a new show called Produce 101 Season 2. Your friends tell you there are pretty boys participating and you should go watch, maybe you’ll meet one of them backstage is this even possible?? You thought why not, what harm can be done?

Heading backstage, you meet a cutie, but all he ever did was wink and wink and wink at you. You’re first impression of him was if this guy had low magnesium.

The next person you meet goes by the name of Kang Daniel, his hair was obnoxiously pink. ‘Oh hey he looks like a peacH!!’ yeah, a peach he does look like indeed.

You two chatted for a few minutes and Daniel goes all hey why not meet my friends?? Oh look, the boy who is deficient of magnesium is here! You find out his name is Park Jihoon. They introduce you to seven other boys, saying there are two more but they went to the restroom.

So we won’t forget

So we will remember

So we can’t forget even after a long time

so we can remember

Let’s look back today

Place it in our closed eyes

Push it to our dreams until we fall asleep

Paying no mind to the voices coming up behind you, you continue chatting with the sweggy f-rapper Lai Guanlin in EngRish. 

“Hello! I like the color blue, how about you?” idek

“I really want to be a swaggy f-rapper in the future because I really like hip-hop.”

“Well, how old are you?”

“I really want to be a swaggy f-rapper in the future because I really like hip-hop.” im sorry i love you guanlin 

“Okaaayy, then. I’ll go chat with someone else.”

“Thank you so merch.” hahah hyungseob

Turning around to find your friend, you bump into someone with a freakishly familiar long neck and a very small face.

When the flowers of spring, butterflies of summer

The leaves of fall and the moonlight of winter spread

Our memories will forever remain by our sides

“Hi! Nice to meet you, I’m Bae Jinyoung. What’s your name?” He smiles at you with his annoying but adorable cheeky grin that you love.

“Hi! I’m Y/N.”

Our flower can’t wither

It blooms in our hearts

Even if the leaves fall

Let’s look at the moon in the sky

And remember those times

So sleep peacefully

♢Their love was strong, but timing was wrong. And love decided, they didn’t belong♢

idk what i was trying to do, it’s like they meet each other again and pretends to not know each other (creds to the person who interpreted it as this; was much better than what i said it was supposed to be)

the song doesn’t really match the plot but its okkk

hfjdjdjsjsjs i hope you like it! ( ´▽` )ﾉ❤️

[thedumbdump]

Produce 101 Season 2 | Ep. 5

Lai Guanlin: Thank you so much

Ahn Hyungseop: Thank you so march

when you engrish

[babybaepsae5]

3, 4, 6, 9 & 22 💘

3: what is a very unpopular band you're into? tell a little bit about them 

already answered!

4:name a great band you recently discovered

I just started listening to Dälek! 

6: is there an artist whose solo career you prefer over their work with their band(s)?

Ryan Hunter

9: explain why your favourite song is your favourite song

I have SO many favourite songs but one that really stands out is We’re Not Alone by Peeping Tom. It’s just so comforting when I feel isolated and misunderstood.

22: list 10 favourite songs by your top 10 bands (each)

Faith No More- absolute zero, land of sunshine, seperation anxiety, the real thing, R.V., king for a day, ashes to ashes, a small victory, crack hitler, last cup of sorrow

Deftones- minus blindfold, lifter, engine no. 9, be quiet and drive, around the fur, crenshaw punch, entombed, beware, the boy’s republic, (L)MIRL

Mr. Bungle- mr. nice guy, dead goon, ars moriendi, desert search for techno allah, platypus, goosebumps, carousel, squeeze me macaroni, bloody mary, merry go bye bye

Man Man- white rice brown heart, the fog or china, i manface, haute tropique, shameless, zebra, man who make you sick, top drawer, end boss, spider cider, harpoon fever, hurly burly, van helsings boombox, engrish bwudd, ice dogs (I COULDN’T DO ONLY 10)

MGMT- siberian breaks, money to burn, astro-mancy, a good sadness, congratulations, boogie down, of moons birds and monsters, future reflections, indie rokkers, 4th dimensional transition

H.I.M. - right here in my arms, love in cold blood, venus doom, sleepwalking past hope, beyond redemption, endless dark, poison girl, sigillum diaboli, the sacrament, bury me deep inside your heart

Kid Cudi - ashin kusher, maniac, mr. rager, the end, trapped in my mind, live & learn, alive, confused, fuchsia butterflies, just what i am

North Korea- vacation days, x it out, 1996, deliver me, don’t call us joneses, memo, customer, shoulder gorilla, set a fire, laced

Tomahawk- rape this day, captain midnight, aktion F1413, stone letter, harelip, sweet smell of success, god hates a coward, 101 north, ride up dirty waters, waratorium

Kings of Leon- trani, molly’s chambers, holy roller novacaine, slow night so long, milk, knocked up, charmer, trunk, closer, temple

This was fun thank you so much for the asks!!! 😘😘😘

[flatzy]

Perfume Discography Rate

First post on Tumblr, is this how it works? I am doing it right?! Please validate my opinions?!

I thought it was a good thing so I gave it a try.

1. OMAJINAI★Perori: 2 (It's not that I don't like early Perfume, it's just not my jam in general.) 2. Kareshi Boshuuchuu: 2.5 3. Sweet Donuts: 3 4. Secret Message: 2.5 5. Jenny wa Gokigen Naname: 5 (ok, this one just because, at some point, hearing it live forces you to like it) 6. Monochrome Effect: 3 7. Elevator: 2.8 8. Oishii Recipe: 2 9. Vitamin Drop: 2 10. Inryoku: -1 (I really can't stand this one... erk... iritates me) 11. Linear Motor Girl: 5 12. Foundation: -1 (Pretty much the same as Inryoku, tried to like it and failed miserably) 13. Computer Driving: 4.5 14. Computer City: 6.5 15. Perfume: 2 (PA PA PA PA PA PA PAFYUMU non-stop gets old) 16. Electro World: 7.5 17. wonder2: 8 18. Perfect Star Perfect Style: 9 19. Electro World (Album Version): 7.4 (prefer single version to album version, thus 7.4 instead of 7.5) 20. Chocolate Disco: 3 (I DON'T GET WHY THIS GETS SO MUCH HYPE!) 21. Twinkle Snow Powdery Snow: 5.5 22. Polyrhythm: 6.8 23. SEVENTH HEAVEN: 7.9 24. Polyrhythm -extra short edit-: 6 25. Baby cruising love: 9 (fell in love with this one recently, listened to it approximatively too much in too little time) 26. Macaroni: 8 27. plastic smile: 7 28. GAME: 7.8 29. Ceramic Girl: 6.9 30. Take me Take me: 5.8 31. Secret Secret: 9 32. Butterfly: 4 (Yeah, Butterfly, SoS and Sleeping Beauty kinda got old after a while :/) 33. Puppy Love: 7.7 34. love the world: 8 35. edge: 11 (guilty, love it) 36. edge -extended mix-: 9.5 (love it too, but y'know. Not as much) 37. Dream Fighter: 10 (this shit makes me cry everytime... yet when I saw it live... I didn't. Weird, right?) 38. Negai: 9.5 39. One Room Disco: 8 (*raise your index*) 40. 23:30: 8.5 41. Take off: 7 42. edge (⊿-mix): 9.5 (same as extended mix, still so good) 43. NIGHT FLIGHT: 8.7 44. Kiss and Music: 6.2 45. Zero Gravity: 6.7 46. I still love U: 8.6 47. The best thing: 7 (early engrish Perfume is basically gibberish, what's not to like?) 48. Speed of Sound: 3 49. Negai (Album-mix): 9.5 (I think album-mix and original-mix are quite the same in excellence) 50. Fushizen na Girl: 9.5 51. Natural ni Koishite: 9 52. VOICE: 3.8 (I really LIKE the MV but the song just sounds boring to me D: ) 53. 575: 8.7 54. Nee: 10 (first song I heard. Saw the MV and was... hypnotized by it. Wasn't aware I was becoming a fan shortly after) 55. FAKE IT: 8 (And now it's time to jump) 56. Laser Beam: 4 (blergh... like... it's not bad. But blergh) 57. Kasuka na Kaori: 7.8

58. Spice: 11 C (Best choreo to me, love pretty much everything about it, about the song, about the MV, about the artistic direction)

59. GLITTER: 9.5 (dat MV) 60. The Opening: 7.6 (really love the feeling of it) 61. Laser Beam (Album-mix): 3.5 62. GLITTER (Album-mix): 9.5 63. MY COLOR: 7 64. Toki no Hari: 7 65. Kokoro no Sports: 8.9 66. Have a Stroll: 6.4 67. Spring of Life: 8 68. Communication: 5 (lackluster is my world for it, could be great, end up meh) 69. Spending all my time: 10 (yeap. Love it! Was rooting for it from day one, weirdly, love Daft Punk (not RAM though) and repetition isn't a problem for me) 70. Point: 5.8 71. Hurly Burly: 7.4 72. Chocolate Disco (2012-mix): 3 (still no, even in 2012) 73. MY COLOR (LTW-mix): 5 (yeah, no, bad mix, booh) 74. Mirai no Museum: 4 (I wasn't on board on the hate train, but it's really not that good, liked the MV though) 75. Daijobanai: 6.5 (could have been GREAT, end up just above average, sad) 76. Magic of Love: 9 77. Handy Man: 7.5 78. Enter the Sphere: 3 79. Spring of Life (Album-mix): 6 (Really not a fan of LVL3 a-mix. The three of them aren't as good as the singles, y u do dis?!) 80. Magic of Love (Album-mix): 6 (where's the bridge?!) 81. Clockwork: 7.5 82. 1mm: 10 (yay!) 83. Party Maker: 6.2 (not the new edge, still banging on the oh oh oh oh) 84. Furikaeru to Iru yo: 8 85. Sleeping Beauty: 3 86. Spending all my time (Album-mix): 6 (yeah... well... yeah, it needs to be live to be enjoyed, motorized dresses are good when you see them) 87. Dream Land: 6 88. Sweet Refrain: 7.8 89. Koi wa Zenkei Shisei: 7.5 90. Cling Cling: 6.5 (love the artistic direction, could love the song more) 91. Hold Your Hand: 5 92. DISPLAY: 5 (WHYYYY?! THE MV WAS PERFECT AND PROMISING! WHY?! *crying*) 93. Ijiwaru na Hello: 9.5 94. Spending all my time (Radio Mix): 0 (erk... do I have to note this... I'm on board to give other producters a try, but erk...) 95. Spending all my time (DV&LM remix): 0 96. Relax In The City: 6 97. Pick Me Up: 7.5 98. Toumei Ningen: 11 (love this song) 99. STAR TRAIN: 7.8 100. TOKIMEKI LIGHTS: 4 101. Imitation World: 3 102. FLASH: 8 103. Navigate: 6 (I’m really annoyed by the circlejerking around CE, it’s not THAT hideous...) 104. Cosmic Explorer: 6.8 105. Miracle Worker: 10 (OKOSE MIRAKURU *breakpoint* TUM TU DUM TUDUM !) 106. Next Stage with YOU: 6 (gets old quickly) 107. STORY: 6 (love the singing part) 108. FLASH (Album-mix): 6.5 109. Sweet Refrain (Album-mix): 6.5 110. Baby Face: 7 (why not Baby Face english version ? :D) 111. TOKIMEKI LIGHTS (Album-mix): 4 112. STAR TRAIN (Album-mix): 6.5 113. Cling Cling (Album-mix): 7 (weirldy, does it better for me) 114. I Don’t Understand You: 4.3