#[child!lucid too pure for this world lol]

[helluva-hazbins]

@brokendreamscreation

There wasn't much that could crack the ol' gambler's hard-boiled exterior, but between the child's giggling and attempts at speaking while fluttering those itsy bitsy wings of his, something broke right on through. Watching the tiny kid in his arms with a hint of wonder, this was most definitely an angel but how'd it get here? Shouldn't someone have been looking after him?

Lost in thought, his nose gets a boop, the heart shape pressed like a button, making him scrunch up his features and wince a little.

He began to form a smile placing the mystery toddler down on the counter top so he could sit.

"Yeah, yeah, I got stuck lookin' like this when I ended up down here." He sounded grumpy but he was actually sarcasticly poking fun at himself.

"Eh, you're already smart for being such a small guy. You know anything about 5 card stud?" And that may have sounded like a joke but the avian-feline was reaching into his pocket ready to pull out his personal deck of playing cards. He laughed low and heavy. "Or maybe you're more of a black jack kinda man, hm?"

The little angel squeaked as he was scooped into the Sinner's arms, wiggling as he was far too excitable to sit still. Blinking those large, glowing blue eyes, the child tilted his head to the side as he observed his face, the halo following his movements. The six downy wings fluttered like a baby bird, smiling brightly with a childish giggle. Reaching out with a small hand, he boops the bartender on the noise.

"Kibby ca' burby~!"

[garbagegrimoire]

podcast notes week 1

Here are the notes I had going into the podcast recording for week 1. 

There are some spoilers in here & all of the doodle/synopsis posts have not yet dropped but the episode is recorded & here we gooooo...

Train to Busan

Starting out strong with a zombley deert (to speak in cursed rickyisms).

Giving his kid some yuppie bullshit talk & almost gets them clobbered in traffic, great dad.

Damn that escalated quickly. Why did it take so long for the first lady to turn but the others are like instantaneous?

The shots, effects, & choreography in this movie are crazy!

The grandma has lucid moments before changing which seems more than what the passengers got. & she used them to break hearts.

Ohhh he's a “fund manager,” ofc he's a dick.

Watching a zombie movie during a pandemic hits different.

I like that the bad ass in this movie is a soon to be dad with a dad bod & he's also a boomer who doesn't know how to change his ringtone.

Okay, they’re officially fit daddy & dad bod.

Okay legit tears at dad bod sacrificing himself even though I knew it was coming.

LOL young capitalist bastard fighting old capitalist bastard

This is capitalism & I hate it. OFC the motherfucker willing to screw over everyone else even if he doesn't need to prevails nearly to the end.

We need a zombie killing axe... Oh wait, nevermind, a shoe is good too.

Oh wow, that shit is poignant. The most ruthless capitalist of the group having a mama moment before he changes.

I'm sitting here yelling, get his nards, fit daddy! Do the nuts still have any effect?

Oh shit, fit daddy is infected. Human bites are gross.

This sucks, I hate it. :(

OH FUCK WHY DO THEY MAKE IT WORSE OMG!

& worse.

I didn't want to cry this much, not fair.

Re-Animator

Ooh, my German 101 skills are tingling.

Chaos nerd is everything in this scene. You wondrous ball of absolute cheese.

The security guard saying "Nobody wants in & ain't nobody getting out" is the Chekov's gun of this movie.

Fuckin’ nerd talk. Do either of you even lift? Why don't you duke this out in a tables, ladders, & chairs match?

I don't feel great about that transition between her playfully saying "no" & them full plowing. Greeeeeassy.

I'm with the cat on this one — scratch him!

"The world's last living puritan." LOL, come to eastern Washington tho.

How in the world is this lady's creep radar going off w nerdboy but not with the creepy old man trying to bang her?

They did a few things really well with this cat thing. Because usually I could not DEAL with violence against a pet. First the dead cat doesn't look anywhere near realistic, nonetheless once it's reanimated. Also, there's no like huge emotional connection between the character & the cat because the only experience the viewer has with it prior to it dying is it scratching his back after he's done banging, which I mean, solid choice there kitty.

"Because it's maaaad?" Best line in this mf movie.

I like how quick Halsey turns on nerdboy who he was stoked on like two days later. All because he insulted the creepy old man?

"Here's your meatball!" Writers were A+ obv.

"I know you're all by yourself now." Ew no. Again, she reacts to something other than the creepy old guy trying to bang her. PLEASE REACT, maybe punch him in the face or move to a different state without notifying anyone.

I’m dying, it looks like he's dribbling cherry applesauce out of his mouth.

This is the corniest, dumbest break up scene I've ever watched.

So once they're lobotomized they have like a mind link with the old guy head? Alright...?

Okay so we've arrive. This scene is fucking pure unadulterated cringe & makes me feel like I need to take several showers & drink bleach.

"Get a job & a sideshow." This entire movie is this nerd & that's what I'm here for.

How is there this seemingly endless supply of this green ooze? Also this reminds me of TMNT.

LOL the murderous colon strikes.

I'm very confused on the rules of what stays alive & how. Like the hand is still twitching but the guy in the hallway is dead?

Nothing gore-wise has bothered me so far but the chest compression sound is gross.

This guy is the worst. If he loved her he'd let her die.

Plan 9 From Outer Space

"Future events such as these will affect you in the future." You don’t say, friend.

Hillabilly gravediggers saying "sorta spooky like" is the mood here.

The scream is so good. 

A conspiracy theorist manifesto delivered on a suburban patio made entirely out of wicker.

The walking dead in this movie are so much more chill than the last two, just saying. Like if you're going to kill me, fine, but be chill about it.

"The earth people who can think are so frightened by those who cannot — the dead." Truuuuuuu. Thinking sucks, bro.

The pillow talk is all kinds of weird.

Hey, I know you're worried too, but because you're a child that can't care for herself, make sure you lock the doors because that's something a feeble woman wouldn't remember to do.

"You are on the verge of destroying the entire universe." Ooof this hits different now.

Yeah, it's old timey & corny but there are some seriously artsy scenes in this. I love the glowing trees.

Vampira is aesthetic goals if: I was more feminine, if I gave a fuck, if anyone ever looked at me, lol.

If some big dead dude was coming for you why in the hell would you just stand there or sit there & scream? Like these are the easiest monsters to escape from, you all are so gd slow.

That's it, I'm dressing up as one of these aliens for Halloween. All I need is some black pants, a belt, & a shiny purple shirt.

LOL little green men. Shoot first, ask questions later. Get all the tropes in there buck-o.

I just realized the dude alien is called Eros & I'm laughing. Total heartthrob. "You're always right, Eros." Fucking yuuuck. Miss me with all of this.

Holy trigger happy.

Explode the actual particles of sunlight. LOL, OMG "STRONGER NATION THAN NOW." These fucking nationalist trashbags.

Yes, of course aliens are religious too. & the're sexists. OH MY GOD IM GOING TO THROW THE MONITOR OUT THE WINDOW STAHP!

This was so much. I mean it's the old humans are dumb, violent animals & need to be gently led or annihilated. Okay, that can be true. But the aliens here needed to FOAD too.

Dead Birds

Is Mark Boone Jr in everything & will he die early? (yes)

Very aesthetic theme

Bank manager's whiskers are on point. 

The fuck? Oooh racist, niiiiice. I hate everyone all the time.

Yup this is how bank robbers would behave, wanting to kill of members of the gang to get a bigger share.

Gross, just listening into their friends banging, being creepy.

Is it turning into a bear? (Ohhh, the footprints)

Okay one of these dudes actually has something like a conscience, good to know, still hate him.

54 minutes in & I'm getting real bored.

Good jump scare w the little girl.

Okay the lady in the barn was too much for me. Gore was too much.

"There are worse things than dying" Best line.

Okay first I was like "that's not vomit, it's too white" & then I realized she'd been in bed with her dude earlier & yelled "ew, is she puking cum?" at my computer because that's where my dumpster fire of a brain goes.

Poor horses :(

He just disappeared? TF?

Nah, I’m not feeling this.

[novarasalas]

This is probably a difficult question to answer, but do you think Honerva's 'Haggar' personality (that is, the evil witch who conducts horrific experiments) was created purely from too much exposure to Quintessence over the years or did it already exist deep down and only came to the surface after working with Quintessence for so long?

Goodol’ Voltron quintessence, both spiritual and tangible. It’sanother one of those fantasy sci-fi things that’s powerful andwonderful, yet explained so vaguely so that it can serve the plothowever the writers need it too. 

Inour world, at least, quintessence as a concept is a real thing, withsome actual definitions. One of which being: theessenceofa thing in its purest and most concentratedform.

Puta pin in that; it’simportant.

To understand how Haggar came about,we need to look at others who were exposed to quintessence.

Emotions were running high in S6:E7as Voltron and Lotor battled it out.

The paladins had just learned of theterrible things that Lotor had been doing to the people of his Aleancolony.

Lotor, meanwhile, had just been foundout, been betrayed by the paladins (especially Kuron, who buddied upwith him enough to take him to the Kral Zera against everyone else’swishes), learned that his mother was thatwitch, found his lost generals who’d betrayed himtwice before, been attacked by the girl he loved, was betrayed hisgenerals for a third time, and was just really having a bad time.

Once Voltron chases Lotor into thequintessence field, however, the paladins’ anger at Lotor cranks upto 11 – you can hear Hunk scream out an uncharacteristic “Let’sdestroy that guy!”

And Lotor, in his grief anddesperation, just goes completely off they rails.

All those things they were feeling inthe quintessence field are what they were feeling outside of it. Asangry as any of them were feeling, though, they were still able tostay focused; they didn’t lose themselves to their rage. But oncethey were in the thick of it, they couldn’t help themselves,overwhelmed that they were.

The quintessence took those rawemotions and concentrated them. The paladins were understandablypissed, but you’d never expect Hunk to go as far as to suggestkilling someone. And for all of Lotor’s problems, he was notinsane, not like that.

So...back to Haggar. Or rather, backto Honerva.

In season 3, episode 7 “The Legend Begins”, Honerva had this to sayafter Alfor questioned her scientific methods:

Wemust always push into dangerous territory in pursuit of knowledge.

Now,at this point we’re not given much insight into how much she’sbeen working with quintessence. We know that there’s one experimentthat’s been running for a year and that she’s called a creaturefrom and alternate reality to theirs.

Thisline she gives, though, is pretty damning as concerns her overallcharacter, even if whatshe says isn’t too terribly out of place for someone like her – abrilliant scientist. She’snot wrong, either. All of the technology we have today came frompeople pushing the boundaries of safety, and even ethics. People havegiven up their lives for scientific pursuits. People have also givenup the lives of others, as well.

Withthat in mind, have a look at what Lotor says about her inS5:E5:

Thekinds of experiments she was conducting...she advanced science byeons.

Sowe know that Honerva was a scientist, possibly willing to doquestionable things in the name of progress.

Andwe also know, or at least it’s been heavily implied, that she wasin desperate want of a child.

Wesee that over time, her work with quintessence becomes an obsession.In the season 8 episode“Shadows”, we see her and Zarkon discussing the birth of theirson. During that conversation, they both seem lucid enough, withHonerva only seeming a bit unkempt as if she was possibly ill.

Ithink that’s where isstarted. She had already experimented on Kova, treating him withquintessence in order to save him. It’s not much of a stretch toassume that in her desperation, she began treating herself withquintessence as well, to save both her own life and her sons.

Also,Zarkon seems to be of sound mind throughout all of this. He’s a bitpower mad, yes, but he always had been. Certainly he hadn’t beenworking as closely with quintessence as Honerva was, but he wouldhave been close enough for it to have more noticeably affect him aswell.

Andafter all of that, they both enter the rift and become exposed toboth raw quintessence and the rift creatures.

So...therewas a question in here: Wasthe persona of Haggar, the torturous dark witch, purely a consequenceof prolonged quintessence exposure, or was the terrible potentialwithin Honerva all along?

Ithinkwhat we’re seeing with quintessence within the story canon is thatit acts as an amplifier. As the definition states at the beginning,it’s the essence of a thing in it’s most concentrated form.

Honerva’sdark potential had always been there, but it didn’t truly come tothe forefront until she, as I suspect, began to actually treatherself with quintessence. I’m not sure I can say that the exposureto it she had while studying it had any effect on her at all.

Ialsosuspectthat she had been envious of Alfor, who had managed to have adaughter. When he thanks her for the gift, she’s short with him tothe point of seeming cold. That doesn’t mean that at that point shewas under the quintessences influence – those sorts of feelingshappen all the time in the here and now.

Onceshe fell illduringher pregnancy and losing it became a real possibility, I think thather joy over it all gave way to that same desperation and bitternessshe had been feeling beforehand.

Thatdesperation and bitterness came with her when she entered the rift.The direct exposure to quintessence amplified those feelings. Add tothat the fact of her memories being stripped away, we’re left witha bitter, angry person with a scientific mind and the drive foradvancement at all costs.

Ithink it’s the loss of her memories that complicates things. Wouldshe have been so terrible if she’d remembered who she was?

Zarkonremembered, and he became the worst parts of himself. The 10,000years of quintessence infusions did him no favors, either. He alsohas a purple glow to his eyes after his revival, with may havesignaled that he was under the influence of a rift entity as well.

It’sa very “reap what you sow” thing with quintessence.

Notethat when Lotor and Allura enter the quintessence field, they sufferno ill effects – it’s a pleasant experience for them. The onlything it may have done is enhance the feelings they had for eachother, prompting them to share a kiss (or maybe they just liked eachother that much idk lol).

...ok.Let me sum up:

Ithink that Honerva already had that potential for dark and terriblethings. Certainly her exposure to quintessence eventually causedHaggar to come about, but it wasn’t from her years of studying it.Rather, it was a consequence of her own negative feelings combinedwith exposure to the raw, unfiltered quintessence in the rift.

Haggarwas the pure and concentrated essence Honerva as she was when sheentered the rift.

...

Soremember,kids: if you’re going to enter the realm between realities, checkyour attitude at the door.

- - - - - 

Thanksfor the question, anon! I’venow watched “The Legend Begins” more than any other episode atthis point. Netflix is hiding the show from me again. I think theymay have a few concerns.

[necrococo-creations]

OC intro: Physicker Nicodemus Mariangely Godefroy

Nico is my Aasimar aberrant mind sorcerer whose angel’s mind was shattered by contact with the Far Realms. They currently work as a gleefully unhinged mortician.

(Piccrew link here).

I wrote this down for my own reference originally, but given my plans for this blog to be a personal creative outlet I’ll probably talk about characters a lot so if you’ve found your way to this page and you are curious about this batshit un-doctor I keep mentioning, I give you their Deal.

This is definitely a character that would be at home in an eldritch horror story. CW for gore, compulsions, and self surgery.

Once upon a time...

Nico was an accomplished physician, sought after not just for their talent with brewing innovative medicines and tinctures but also as a surgeon, as much as surgery can exist in the time period. Thanks to their inherent healing touch granted to them by their celestial blood, they were able to perform operations that would normally be far too invasive for the level of technology available. They took on two promising apprentices who they trained in basic alchemy.

The descent...

Nico had received occasional guidance via dreams from their angel since they were a child. The dreams had led them to many novel discoveries in the medical field; new applications of herbs, imaginative procedures that cured the uncurable, and more. In the winter of their 25th year, the dreams began to take on an odd flavor. Nico was guided towards invasive surgeries more and more often, even when their waking medical knowledge would make them believe there were other safer options. These urges grew, and soon the dreams shifted from rare single images or ideas to nightly vivid scenes of wild visceral possibilities. It didn’t take long before Nico struggled to perform even the most simple procedures without being tempted by the beautiful and nightmarish possibilities of their dreams. They struggled to ignore the voice in their head begging them to find out what would happen if they made various “improvements” to a patient’s natural anatomy. Waking from a particularly visceral night of dreams, Nico was forced to accept that they were not well enough to operate that day. They went to the scheduled patient’s home in the morning, intending to tell them from a distance that they had contracted an illness from a previous patient and would need to recover away from others to prevent spreading it. This was the plan; however when the patient opened his door, Nico saw the seeping, swollen wound in his abdomen. They remember pushing the injured man onto the table before eagerly digging into the wound to see what was on the other side, and felt their conscious awareness fading while they ignored his panicked and pained protests and begging for some sort of anesthetic. When they came to, it was dark outside. The man was cold and dead on the table with his entrails, bones, and muscles hideously rearranged and neatly stitched together. Half out of their mind with fear and horror, Nico set the man’s cottage ablaze and stumbled home through the dark. They quickly changed out of their bloodied clothes and stuffed a traveling pack full of essentials before fleeing the town. They’ve never returned, and their dreams continued to grow more vivid and more grotesque.

Something broke...

After fleeing the town, their dreams from their angel continued to grow more and more intensely disturbed. They soon completely lost grip on reality. Visions of nightmarish creatures, worlds with impossible physics and truths, and phantasmagorical possibility overwhelmed their previously starkly logical mind. Nico has very few memories of the years following their initial flight from their home, and what little they can remember makes them grateful for the amnesia. Their dark hair turned starkly white during this period, their skin unnaturally pale, and their eyes, always an unusually intense green, took on an unsettling yellowy lime tint that ever so slightly reflects light like a cat’s on occasion with a subtle vertically elongated pupil. They avoided looking at their reflection as much as possible, partly because these changes disturbed them when they were lucid enough to notice, and partly because seeing any twitches or movements of their muscles gave them powerful, often irresistible craving to open up their skin to watch the muscular action responsible. They performed a large amount of experimental and exploratory self surgery during this time and bear a number of scars from it, including one prominently crossing their entire face. Luckily, they kept their skilled touch with the scalpel and just enough sense to avoid doing any major or irreversible damage.

Ten years later, present day...

A decade after their initial mental break, Nico has managed to adjust to their new mental landscape. They are conscious and in control of their actions outside of occasional episodes, and no longer dread sleeping, welcoming the mind bending visions their dreams bring. Their new understanding of the nature of reality combined with their scientific mind has produced a unique form of madness- and one that they can manifest. Whether it’s through sheer power of will and belief, some sort of science or magic from beyond, or twisted channeling of their angel’s warped influence, they now have the powers to bring some of the reality of their dreams to their waking world. They didn’t recognize their powers for a while, initially assuming the phenomena they created were purely hallucinatory. They still aren’t always sure what’s real and on the material plane and what exists solely in their mind or elsewhere, but they have started to experiment with controlling this newfound power.

They’ve found employment as a mortician, applying their anatomical knowledge in a way that they can’t cause any harm to the living. They rarely get the urge to tamper with cold bodies, and when they do, they’ve developed mental strength enough that they are usually able to resist the impulse. They do their best to avoid exposing themselves to visibly ill or injured people, and generally keep their cravings for self surgery in check with piercings and other relatively harmless body modifications.

Their internal experience is incredibly intense, riddled with hallucinations that turn out to be glimpses at things beyond this plane just often enough to make them question the truth of them all. Compared to their mental state, the world tends to feel incredibly dull. Because of this, they tend to seek extreme forms of stimulation or mental numbing including substance use, risk taking, and intense sensory experiences. They also try to “spice up” the natural world and bring it closer to their own visions of reality on occasion and enjoy confusing and unsettling people, though it’s never truly malicious.

On occasion, when suddenly presented with an unwell person, Nico slips back into a fully lucid mental state, as clearheaded and logical as they were before their angel was corrupted and the nightmares began. As long as they don’t realize it’s happening and there isn’t a concentrated location of visible injury or illness, they can often successfully treat the patient. They lapse back into their post-break state afterward and don’t usually remember their moment of clarity, or if they do, they pretend that they don’t. They are aware that they weren’t always like this, and while they generally seem to revel in their condition, there are times (such as when they’re intensely sedated by intoxicants or severely wounded) that they sometimes drift into intense melancholy or clearheaded introspection.

Gameplay and other player thoughts

I’m really hoping to implement some sort of wisdom save for this character in game when they’re confronted with heavy gore or other things that would activate their obsession with looking at and “fixing” The Inside Parts. I’m not sure how I’d balance it in a way that didn’t make literally every situation involving an attack that broke skin by a player or enemy a roll, but it’s something I’d be hype to work on with the DM.

I can tell I’m going to put myself in a tight spot using spell slots out of combat/for RP for spells like spider climb and dimension door/misty step to just... walk up and down walls and go behind one tree and walk out from behind another lol. I’ve made characters before that I adore from an RP standpoint but I don’t think I’ve had one I’ve loved so much from both a gameplay and RP standpoint. I was really dreading actually making them a playable character since I tend to develop characters extensively narrative and then when the time comes to give them a class and stats it’s never a great fit. I actually hadn’t read about aberrant mind sorc until I went to pick a class for this guy, I was assuming I’d go for a Great Old One warlock for flavor even though I didn’t like the actual mechanics of locs for them. I absolutely lost my mind when I discovered it! Tasha’s couldn’t have come at a better time.

I plan on keeping the fact that they’re an aasimar a secret until a good time presents itself. Not a dramatic or heroic time, a suitably “wtf” moment. Like they pop out their wings for a silly reason very shortly after everyone topples off a cliff and Nico takes a bunch of fall damage that could have been prevented if they remembered they had wings. And yes, their middle name “Mariangely” is absolutely an on the nose “angel” pointer. I’m going to play them as a scourge subtype, and if the DM allows it, I might tweak the scourge AOE effect to be psychic damage rather than radiant or emitting darkness rather than light for Flavor since their angel is doing an absolutely piss poor job being angelic and radiant.

Anyway, that’s Nico! If someone other than me or a potential play group member read this, uh, damn, hope you enjoyed a stroll through my eldritch garden or whatever, thanks for coming by.

Bonus playlist since I was getting into Will Wood right as this character was solidifying in my head which was DEFINITELY integral to how they came out, particularly the song Dr. Sunshine is Dead.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7fBrMVFovQhDf8AD9QMbLg?si=CManfyxCTqmGrzw8jIQxwg

[eyecicles]

I love that Virgo and Pisces are literally opposite signs in the zodiac (Near is a Virgo and Light is a Pisces)

Yes! I absolutely love this too. Astrology and DN both are among my special interests and it’s really nice that the characters mostly fit their zodiac signs, or at least the themes of their signs. I have no idea how much of this happened by accident, or how much Ohba (or people from SJ) know about astrology, but I’m going to 100% ignore this and the validity of astrology (because I don’t actually “believe” in it) for a moment. Please do the same if you want to read on.

Traditionally, the opposite signs are meant to be the “mirror” of each other. Pisces are associated with intuition, detachment, inspiration, unity, (self-)deception & delusion, seclusion, complexity, the subconscious, etc. While Virgos are associated with reality, the senses, lucidity, plainness, facts, the analytical, details, duty & responsibility, etc. (They do come together as the “healers” among the signs and via themes like austerity, spirituality and idealism, but that’s not really relevant here)

And while Near doesn’t exactly manage to rid Light of his… delusions, it’s still him who forces him to confess, to stop his lies and tell everyone (well, everyone who was at the warehouse) what he really thinks and feels. It’s quite beautiful. (And quite different from the Pisces & Scorpio interactions between Light and L, despite L’s and Near’s almost identical roles in the story.)

(more irrelevant ramblings about Pisces and Virgos under the cut - and with pictures too!:)

(Also, I’m Pisces myself, so don’t feel attacked if I say something bad about us. I know us. We are all locked in our ivory tower &very peculiar when it comes to our world views, but that’s not always a bad thing!)

(”Truly safe and ideal world” - that’s something that mainly exists in the head of Pisces, tbh)

(Pisces are also associated with selfishness, which, imo, is a weird thing to call Light with all his “God of the New World” talk, but I really do think that sees his “mission” as a form of self-sacrifice too)

(Harm “his world” is probably something he should have said - and what an extremely typical point of view this is for a Pisces, lol)

(Yeah, that’s pure manipulation, but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t believe this himself) (Pisces are full of contradictions - did you know that the Pisces symbol ->♓ 

(I can be your angle….or yuor devil) (No, for me this symbolises his gradually divorce from reality too, which is very relatable, tbh)

(Classic Virgo here, not just what he says, or how he physically isolated himself from people while still being a team player - but also that he’s basically married to the ground)

(Bear with me, but Ryuk absolutely symbolises his detachment from reality here too, if you want to. *cough* (I admit that I mainly just like that some weird, supernatural being with wings, who can float and physically disappear/reappear, is the reason for everything that happens to him) Light tries so hard to change the world, the reality, with something that absolutely doesn’t belong in this world - with something spiritual. (And well, Pisces usually try really hard to be anywhere else but in the real world too) (And it’s also not unusual for us to use everything and - maybe - anyone which/who might not be from this world to “cope”)

(That’s just a joke, I know, but I still find this hilarious - the “flying” Pisces and the “I-want-to-become-one-with-the-earth-and-ground” Virgo - it’s just… perfect)

(Fun fact: Virgo is a Mercury sign and people strongly influenced by Mercury often stay child-like, or youthful longer than most people)

(Every Pisces needs a Virgo in their life to tell them how it is, tbh)

(Damn)

(Brutal, yeah, but a typical Virgo/Pisces interaction - just a bit extreme, usually it’s just something like my (Virgo) grandma telling me that I absolutely can’t walk home alone, with nothing more than a thin jacket, in the middle of winter and that, no, “just ignoring the cold” won’t help) (or that I need to face my problems & a very good therapist to help me deal with all of them) (bless you, grandma)

(

(If Pisces & Virgos do believe in something though - then very fiercely indeed)

(Yeah, crush him, Near)