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[allastoredeer]

To get everyone off his back, Alastor eats an apple. He sits at the bar for a few hours to make his point that he "won't get drunk, you idiots". By all intents and purposes he looks and acts perfectly sober.

Point proven, he stands to go upstairs, and promptly hits the floor. He was drunk the whole time, he was just hiding it very well. And yes, he does black out.

THE SNORT I MADE!

I can totally see Alastor faking being sober, doing his damn best to stay in his seat and not slur his words, and soon as he stands up, he hits the floor like a brick. It's so fucking funny oh my god. I'm giggling. I can picture it so clearly.

Someone draw art stat

"Can't you draw art, allastoredeer?" You might ask.

Yes. Yes I can. But I don't want to. Because my brain won't allow it.

[sigh-tofm]

i’m nothing if not obedient

if you're on your period...

if you wear glasses...

if you're afraid of the dark...

if you need a weighted blanket…

if you’re their sugar baby…

if you’re a gym rat…

if you’re asexual…

if you’re autistic…

if you have anxiety… (+simon extra)

if you’re a student…

if you still sleep with a stuffed animal…

when they come home drunk…

when the power goes out…

when they’re sick…

the night before they leave for deployment…

141 game wardens??

my own writing is #sigh straight from the heart, reblogged art is #visuals

i take requests if the worms deem it so :)

[lowkeyren]

september 13 lmao

this was gna be an event of sorts but i ended up doing solo fics kekw

though!!!! moze's will be out on the 31st. the real question is, do i still go ahead with blade's fic.

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

*that* au? What does that mean

A series of unwise decisions and misplaced mischief on my part that I would like to think about as little as possible

[smallishbabes]

I've only heard bad things about the spanish love deception,, good luck soldier 🫡

Ty anon ty I’m glad the not the only one who thinks it’s terrible :’)

[2leggedshark]

That’s so himbo lesbian of you to wear three patterns at once/silly

-🎸 (Y’all bitches couldn’t even guess that I was gay I literally look like every other British person ever just with a lil pizzazz)

I feel like being a himbo implies me having at least a little bit of strength. I have almost none.

[archive940901]

eternally obsessed with this anon tbh.

[graciousdragon]

Hi, I'm dropping in to wish you a good day and may fortune be upon ye :)♥

thank you for the kind message!! i hope you're having a good day as well! :D

your wording reminded me of the eminem "plague be upon ye" meme (which i love, so thank you for making me laugh!) and i decided to make this version based on your message:

positive message eminem be upon ye :]

[unknownarmageddon]

Squishes you

HOW DO YOU BACKGROUND

UH i do not. really know

[mcmcntomorii-later]

— damn okay i got these during dinner and what the fuck? anon is turned off for indefinitely it was like full maxed character limit too like what the hell?

[risingsunresistance]

SIR TECHNOPLANE GOAT enjoyer of piglins minecraft .and general pigs also . i felt the need to inform you that in pirate speak language on minecraft piglin brutes are referred to as 'royal guards o' swine' or 'swine o' ashy fortress' <-didnt grab screenshot before . dying lol and hoglins are 'devils manatee' i thought this may be . fun tid bits to share ......

-crenshaw121

ROYAL GUARDS O' SWINE....... ASHY FORTRESS.......

something so fascinating about the bastion also being called a fortress in pirate speak. piglins and wither skeletons will kill eachother if they get near eachother, but they both live in a type of fortress. there's Something here ya know

[maxybabyy]

1 and 18 for the fic rec questions?

I just read the fics you mentioned in the other ask and WOW thank you for introducing me to those fics

hi anon! i'm sooo glad you liked the fics, here are a few more for you :)

1. favourite fic you've read this year

i really enjoyed tender is my heart by @missyourflight. i am usually very hesitant about reading stuff that deals with death or like, human mortality, so i didn't read this until a few months ago. but this is just sooo lovely. im a big fan of misunderstandings and emotional angst, and it is just done so very wonderfully in this fic.

"“I feel like this,” he says once, after, trying to explain. He touches the tattoo on Daniel’s arm, moving his fingers to show the way everything inside is radiating out."

have my heart AND soul, please and thank you. i also love it when fic writers include a little coda at the end, to show that, 'hey, our little guys are still good :) everything is gunna be alright :))' so this was just the best ending to a very lovely story.

as a max girlie, i am very picky about lestappen fics, and there are certain tropes (RB!Charles) that I just do not vibe with. but the clauses of commitment by sixteenthirtythree (kireinayuta on ao3; please let me know if they have a tumblr) was just a masterpiece of an amnesia fic and an absolute joy to read! i really enjoyed the dynamic between max and charles, and i think the balance between latent memories and charles falling in love again was just perfect!

i am very slowly coming around to a certain mr george russell, and i think a lot of that has to be credited to winning mentality by @drivestraight. i think the give-and-take and the conflict between george and max is described wonderfully, george forcing the blood from the stone as he coaxes max into some semblance of a companionship. the background misunderstood galex is just, chef's kiss to you :)

finally, my absolute favourite tumbr fic has to be the time travelling kids verse (i,ii) by @powerful-owl. time displaced fics are at the top of my list, and this is just done so lovely. max having to watch with his achy chest as daniel interact with the kid, wanting desperately to know who the other parent is so maybe then he can finally be normal about daniel :( i love it.

18. favourite characterisation

i think about hands hurt from healing by @love-leah a lot! it is very wonderfully written, achingly frustrating at times but in the best possible way. i usually hesitate about reading unfinished fics, but im sooo glad i did. max with luka, max with the cats that do not recognise him anymore :( max with daniel, letting himself be with daniel. i'm just a really big fan of the entire thing.

ask post

[vamptits]

Oh my god I can never find good batjokes fics because no one gets it but YOU. YOU GET IT. That was genuinely so good I love your writing style and your depiction of them both I would love to read more from you!!!! Also the (?) at that one part was so fucking funny and the just. "Tits?" I lost it

(Also also if you have any good similar fic recommendations PLEASE drop the link thank you so much and have a good night!!!!)

HI!!! AAH wow thank you for reading and enjoying this means so much!!!!! I may write more in the future, depending on where the hyperfixation takes me (it's looking like more batjokes) so i might share it on here!

[fruggo]

fruggo come back the children miss you

ohgg this tugged me🥺

i wish i’d actually announced a hiatus or inactive blog or something instead of just disappearing?? that kinda sucked of me

im absolutely gobsmacked there’s anyone who still remembers me (probably from old fics resurfacing, but my point still stands) and i sincerely apologize for anyone i left hanging (LITERALLY announced i was gonna be active again and then proceeded to Not)

sometimes i come back and read my old fics here and i miss dbd so much, it’s just that i haven’t played in so, so long; i’ve missed so much and haven’t even bothered to keep up with new characters and stuff. i’d love to at some point, but unfortunately i’m a bit occupied at the moment—im in my senior year of hs now with exams coming up and a 15 page paper to write (the entire rough draft is due monday and ive written none of it😁)

anyways. this sweet little ask surprised me so much. i miss my children too😞

i’d love to come back at some point to write for dbd again <3

[whump-queen]

Akia you know i love you w all my heart (platonically) but if we were neighbors and i came to your doorstep to hang out, i know for a fact that i would never be seen or heard from again

ahahaa whaaaat,,,??, I have no idea what you mea—

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

I love the lil smiley face on the cosplay image :>

ehe thank youuuuu :> it is fun to be a little bit silly sometimes :D