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Didn't Tont Scott call Tom Cruise the hot girl of Top Gun. I think that means if you wanna draw a girl . . .
my boy who gets white girl wasted at least twice a month 🫶
#thank you anon#i am never drawing genderbent mav sorry it goes against my beliefs#<- half joking#pete maverick mitchell#calkaleart
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God help me I’m thinking of a modern au of riptide where the captains are illegal food truck owners and the story goes through the different npcs and why they’d stop by while doing what they’re doing
#and alphonze and gryffon are gay and sharing an appartement in it#<- half joking#Queen is a busker whose friends with them and tries to get people to go to their truck#Lizzie and caspian has a food bank or thrift store and they’re secretly union leaders#Ollie stops by before and after school and they give him free food#John originally was going to arrest them but he didn’t and got fired and now works at Lizzie’s thing#Filipe would go and eat at their truck every day and then got an allergic reaction and never came back#I could go on#jrwi riptide
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this FOX is FRENCH !!!
#i bought this from a french seller omg#it's the cutest tails figure bar none. now i never need to get more tails merch#<- half joking#but omg like just LOOK!!! you can see the belts on his gloves and shoes#cuz he's ITTY BITTY baby!!!
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me asking for validation while writing a fanfic
#op#i sent the one paragraph i’m sorta proud of to taylor and kell because if someone doesn’t tell me i’m not the worst writer in the world—#—i’ll never be able to finish#plus they’ll probably be like the only two people to read it 😭 z.wens nation is borderline nonexistent#it’s me and kell in a tent dragging taylor in by the hair#anyway if any of my other friends wanna hype me up lmk#<- half joking
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undiagnosing myself I'm fine actually
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bonsar is better than jacsee. There I said it
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Oh my god I can never find good batjokes fics because no one gets it but YOU. YOU GET IT. That was genuinely so good I love your writing style and your depiction of them both I would love to read more from you!!!! Also the (?) at that one part was so fucking funny and the just. "Tits?" I lost it
(Also also if you have any good similar fic recommendations PLEASE drop the link thank you so much and have a good night!!!!)
HI!!! AAH wow thank you for reading and enjoying this means so much!!!!! I may write more in the future, depending on where the hyperfixation takes me (it's looking like more batjokes) so i might share it on here!
#THIS .is everything to me. or whatever. thank tou#I'd love to rec fic but that would mean admitting what i like to read in front of god and everyone#and also idk ive been reading em so fast i feel like theyre blurring together. help#im printing all the nice comments out and making a moodboard#<- half joking#ask#anon
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fuck it im downloading krita
#hhhhhh im terrified of downloading shit i always assume that its going to explode my computer..#<- half joking#though at one point in time i did believe that#leo talks shit
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2 me cass is attached to a pendulum that rapidly swings between girlboss (gender neutral) and girlfail (gender neutral)
#cass#dc comics#girlfail is feminism btw#<- half joking#now that im typing this this is also rose to me#it's also b but like i like when he's cringefail more yk
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HELP SO MANY OF MY GENSHIN FRIEND LIST IS ACTIVE RN.
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Even the most powerful healers cannot save everyone.
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i don't think he clicked through
#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo#i hope u can all accept me for what i am#gravity falls#grunkle stan#dipper pines#mabel pines#art#ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke#warito#warito in gravity falls
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Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day
#museum archives#actually irl i get double time in college but it's less embarrassing for the joke to be just time and a half instead#saw#saw 2004#saw franchise
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normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw#kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma#kinda presumptuous and weird#sometimes older people are just hot#it speaks!
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TW suicide mention
oh great the voice in my head that's telling me to kms is back. i didn't miss it. i did, however, miss being able to stay up in bed all night because it won't shut up :3 /sar
#sorry to vent#tw suicide#tw vent#again: i used to be fucking happy what the fuck happened#it's been like a month??! how did i get better then worse in a month#thanks M#they know who they are. the bitch that caused this#i have them blocked idk why im talking to them#god im fucking losing it#let me die atp#<- half joking
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