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Didn't Tont Scott call Tom Cruise the hot girl of Top Gun. I think that means if you wanna draw a girl . . .

my boy who gets white girl wasted at least twice a month 🫶
#thank you anon#i am never drawing genderbent mav sorry it goes against my beliefs#<- half joking#pete maverick mitchell#calkaleart
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God help me I’m thinking of a modern au of riptide where the captains are illegal food truck owners and the story goes through the different npcs and why they’d stop by while doing what they’re doing
#and alphonze and gryffon are gay and sharing an appartement in it#<- half joking#Queen is a busker whose friends with them and tries to get people to go to their truck#Lizzie and caspian has a food bank or thrift store and they’re secretly union leaders#Ollie stops by before and after school and they give him free food#John originally was going to arrest them but he didn’t and got fired and now works at Lizzie’s thing#Filipe would go and eat at their truck every day and then got an allergic reaction and never came back#I could go on#jrwi riptide
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I fulfilled my childhood dream this weekend of going to the bone chapel in Évora!
... I did, however, grow incredibly dizzy and almost threw up in the middle of the museum area. and I admit it would have looked comically suspicious for me to throw up in the middle of multiple Jesus statues, while wearing Lucifer's sigil, and with a demonic sigil tattooed on my arm. so thankfully me and my boyfriend went outside to get some air before that happened lolol
all in all though, the chapel itself was a beautiful place; smaller than I imagined as a child, but not less satisfying at all. absolutely gorgeous place, were it not for the bifos yelling in there, I would have loved to just sit in silence and take it all in. I have to ask my boyfriend to come back some other time, hopefully without any dizzy spells this time lol
#goodness what a place#heavy heavy atmosphere#but so calming at the same time#I love memento mori#but Im afraid I was actively being exorcised LMAO#<- half joking#bone chapel#capela dos ossos#witchcraft#queer witch#witchblr
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me asking for validation while writing a fanfic
#op#i sent the one paragraph i’m sorta proud of to taylor and kell because if someone doesn’t tell me i’m not the worst writer in the world—#—i’ll never be able to finish#plus they’ll probably be like the only two people to read it 😭 z.wens nation is borderline nonexistent#it’s me and kell in a tent dragging taylor in by the hair#anyway if any of my other friends wanna hype me up lmk#<- half joking
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undiagnosing myself I'm fine actually
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bonsar is better than jacsee. There I said it
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Oh my god I can never find good batjokes fics because no one gets it but YOU. YOU GET IT. That was genuinely so good I love your writing style and your depiction of them both I would love to read more from you!!!! Also the (?) at that one part was so fucking funny and the just. "Tits?" I lost it
(Also also if you have any good similar fic recommendations PLEASE drop the link thank you so much and have a good night!!!!)
HI!!! AAH wow thank you for reading and enjoying this means so much!!!!! I may write more in the future, depending on where the hyperfixation takes me (it's looking like more batjokes) so i might share it on here!
#THIS .is everything to me. or whatever. thank tou#I'd love to rec fic but that would mean admitting what i like to read in front of god and everyone#and also idk ive been reading em so fast i feel like theyre blurring together. help#im printing all the nice comments out and making a moodboard#<- half joking#ask#anon
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fuck it im downloading krita
#hhhhhh im terrified of downloading shit i always assume that its going to explode my computer..#<- half joking#though at one point in time i did believe that#leo talks shit
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HELP SO MANY OF MY GENSHIN FRIEND LIST IS ACTIVE RN.
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i don't think he clicked through
#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo#i hope u can all accept me for what i am#gravity falls#grunkle stan#dipper pines#mabel pines#art#ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke#warito#warito in gravity falls
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world war 3 was on the line, jason
#batman#red hood#batman and red hood#batman fanart#homegrown art#i literally cannot get this joke out of my head#i came up with it like a few days ago in dms with my friend and we keep going “world war 3 was on the line jason” back and forth#ok! time to never be this active again for a month or more !#half joking
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This is how FNAF security breach’s plot started
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#cassie fnaf#gregory fnaf#security breach#fnaf ruin#fnaf ggy#this is how Gregory broke out the mimics brain washing pff#I’m like half joking#but the more I think about it the more it sorta makes sense#to why Gregory’s whole deal is different from GGY to SB#he was brain washed then wasn’t#and actively tried to take down the mimic and their plans#and even tries helping Vanessa out of being brain washed too#Cassie’s friendship was so good it fixed Gregory’s brain
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what's the point of huge thick thighs and a big ass if she doesn't even have fucking tummy you people make me sick
#half joking#but i did just see a drawing that made me arch an eyebrow#just draw a fucking fat girl. they're insanely hot. it would make your post bettet
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Penelope: How long has it been?
Odysseus: Twenty years…
*loud cheering* FINALLY!!!! HE KNOWS HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS ON FIGURING OUT TIME KING!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
#half baked joke that has graced my sleep deprived mind hope you enjoy <3#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic the musical spoilers
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Keeping the future fixed [original post here]
#sth#sth fanart#sonic fanart#silver the hedgehog#my comic#my art#doodles#had this as a wip for a while and finally got around to making it a comic#subtly hints the future will be bad by adding a girdled root on on of the trees. for funsies (half joking)#i should make a tumblr post redraw tag if this is going to keep being a thing
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