#[Hey boo!!]

[mitathemita]

*puts flower crown on sun and moon*

Ur my friend now 😃

yay!!!!

closeups + bits i liked :]

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

[dualitieds]

Twirls his stupidly big ears/

[sweet-angeleye]

They want each other so badly, I don't blame either of them🤭

[vanillaboyfriend]

drunk aiden smooch compilation 💋

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

*All listeners playing a scary game*

Star creeped out: look how creepy it is looking g down this hallway.

Rook disgusted: I'm going to get vertigo.

Buddy happily: I'm a virgo!

Casper giggling: no your a virgin.

[aroaceleovaldez]

full on feel like pjo tv s2 is not gonna hold up so they need to drag as much attention to the series as they can by using nico as a sock puppet w tsats2

im fully expecting the show to go the way of the movies. it doesnt help Sea of Monsters is almost unanimously the least favorite book of the first series. People frequently forget it even exists or what happens in it, especially more casual fans.

Heck, just look at how little fanfare the second season has gotten so far as compared to the build up to s1. I wouldn't be surprised if s2 totally flops. It would be a little funny.

[hoshingi]

[violetmuses]

Tyler Owens + Female Reader 🌪

@amethyst-loves-bucky 🏷

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2024

“Ty, what are you doing?” After taking your much-needed shower, you've joined Tyler in the kitchen for breakfast. No work this time around.

“Cooking.” He laughed while shirtless. Even his cowboy hat waited in the corner.

“Don't burn my place down.” You rolled both eyes as bacon sizzled.

“Yes, Ma'am!” While Tyler pulled his Southern accent, you jumped when he smacked your ass in return.

This is what marriage can look like.

[strnsvt]

thoughts on seungkwan taking care of you after a wisdom tooth removal, while you're still in your anesthetic state? happened to me yesterday so this is prettyyy self indulgent

boo seungkwan — wisdom tooth woes and whimsy.

you blinked groggily, the world around you feeling slightly surreal. you heard a familiar, soothing voice before you could fully register what was happening.

"hey, how are you feeling?"

you tried to speak, but the numbness in your mouth made it difficult. instead, you mumbled something incoherent, making seungkwan chuckle softly.

"well, aren't you just the picture of elegance," he teased, raising an eyebrow. "don't worry, i've seen worse."

you made a noise that was supposed to be a protest, but it came out as a garbled mumble. seungkwan laughed, clearly enjoying this.

"okay, okay, i'll stop," he said, though his grin suggested otherwise. "but you have to admit, you look pretty funny right now."

you gave him a half-hearted glare, which only made him chuckle more. "seriously though," he continued, adjusting the pillow behind your head, "do you need anything? water? more pillows? maybe a new face?"

you managed a weak smile, appreciating his efforts to lighten the mood. seungkwan, ever the entertainer, wasn't about to let this opportunity go to waste.

"you know," he said, sitting down beside you, "i should take a picture of this. blackmail material for later."

your eyes widened in horror, and seungkwan laughed again, waving his phone in front of you. "i'm kidding! or am i?"

as the effects of the anesthesia slowly wore off, you felt more aware, though still a bit dazed. seungkwan's hand found yours, his thumb gently tracing patterns on your skin.

"just relax," he murmured, his tone softening slightly. "i'll take care of you."

you closed your eyes, the warmth of his hand and the softness of his voice lulling you into a peaceful state. seungkwan hummed quietly, a familiar tune that made you feel safe and cherished.

"i'll be here when you wake up," he promised, his words a gentle reassurance. "just rest now."

you drifted off to sleep, comforted by the knowledge that seungkwan was right there, ready to take care of you through it all.

[pepperf]

There are so many things to be annoyed about the TUA s4 debacle, and I am exploring every one of them. This is not a particularly joyful thing for me, I don't run on spite, but I guess I just need to work my way through this.

TODAY'S ANNOYANCE! Read at your own peril! Dead dove, do not enter, I'm venting about both fandom's and Five's attitudes towards Lila.

I remember how much vitriol and pearl-clutching there was about Lila after season 2. Fandom at large HATED her: she was manipulative, she lied, she drugged Diego, she tried to kill them all, blah blah blah, god it was like people had never watched TV before.

This shifted to a somewhat grudging acceptance after season 3, "Well she's going to be a mum so maybe her claws have been clipped - but OH NO SHE'S STILL MANIPULATIVE, SHE PUNCHES FIVE AND FAKE-DRINKS AND EATS SUSHI?!" (If it's bad for babies, apparently someone forgot to inform the entire nation of Japan).

But now - now that Five "loves"* her, now she's been portrayed as a saccharine shadow of her glorious self, a living mannequin for your favourite blorbo to fuck - NOW you like her? Go fuck yourselves.

If you can't handle Lila at her most chaotic and weird and destructive and terrible, you don't deserve her. Let's be real, it's not about Lila at all. It's not about the character we've seen for the past two seasons. You don't want that Lila, you want some kind of Stepford wife to make Five happy. Which, hey, was apparently what he wanted, too!

For the record, and to stave off some of the flames I may be provoking, I think this version of Five is equally bullshit and feels like they twisted the character to fit the plot they wanted, rather than following what he'd been like previously. I mean, I do think he has control issues, he's forever telling people what to do, but he's not, in general, an emotionally-stunted manchild, and he's definitely better than this.

*Tell me, gentle readers, is it true love to lie to someone for six months about something that you know is vitally important to them, and then claim you know what's best for them, and then fucking sulk about it when they turn you down, or is that being an emotionally-stunted manchild with control issues? And some people think that is the height of romance! Are you on crack? Are you in a cult? Knock three times if you need help!

[scaredforboomboom]

[odo-apologist]

Most Religious-Coded 90s(-ish) Sci-Fi Protagonist

Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap)- Chosen agent for the omnipotent and omnipresent entity of Time or God or Fate or Whatever, destined to save and help others while never saving himself, angelic essence and attitude, has encountered the actual Devil

Dave Lister (Red Dwarf)- Considered a god by a whole species he helped "create," inspired multiple holy wars and a massive exodus that caused a near-extinction of said species, fated remaining link to all of humanity, one of his companions has the middle name of Judas

Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)- Elected emissary for the gods of an entire planet, has enough spiritual influence to possibly sway the politics and culture of this planet, experiences several prophetic visions, birth arranged by the gods that have chosen him

[skullguts]

Idk he just looks and reminds me of a beanie boo I think…

[kiestrokes]

@minttangerines it is entirely your fault that I am looking up a hand chart at 9PM.

[brosif40]

Ooooh you wanna be evil, you wanna be evil so badly, you wanna draw sunshine witnessing the last shine sprite getting destroyed before his very eyes

Feel the darkness in your veins >:)

EhehehHAHAHA