#[FUCK]

[lilattentionwhoresworld]

spank me?

[orangechickenpillow]

Nooooo no please don't do this to me

[nihtscada]

half of my posts recently have just been about John fucking Constantine and I regret to inform you that this won't be changing anytime soon

take another picture for your doom scrolling or whatever

[housecow]

theres been literally no way for me to get you off my For You. nothing against you its just a completely different sphere of tumblr to my own and ive kind of just accepted it. you appear on my dash and i nod solemnly "there's the feedee blog that appears now and then :)" and continue with my day

AHH i’m so sorry about that though wtf 😭 i hope it’s not the pictures of me that show up?? i’ve had similar experiences and short of blocking there seems to be no solution :((

[rewordthis]

Even with mercury retroGRaDe??!

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[docdufresne]

I just really reALLY like him!!!

[mimikittysblog]

I HATE THIS MAN I HATE HIM RAAAAHHHH 👹👹👹👹👹

HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO MEEEEEE PLEASE YUNHOOOO ONE CHANCE THATS ALL I ASKKKK OH MY GOOOOOD!!!

Jeong Yunho dear GOD please just let me feel you smack my ass at least ONCE in my life. i’ll die happy I promise.

IM INSANE RN NO ONE TOUCH ME!!!!

[boredgrace23-gracepotts]

Kith And Kin, chapters 11-15

Art of chapters 11-15 from my fanfic Kith And Kin

[feralhoekage]

Growling in my ear activates ovulation

[thefallenangel2008]

I came up with new stuff about my take on the Relativity Falls AU! Ok, so, I talked about it here (and here are some design choices in case y'all are interested). Although these are with Bill like he is in cannon because I hadn't come up with that idea yet but these were mostly concept plans for this AU, SO IT'S OK.

ANYWAY, so, at first I thought about leaving Bill kinda the same, but at school I was blessed with enlightenment by the gods of hyperfixation and I realized. I COULD SWAP HIM WITH CANDY. AND HERE'S WHY.

Okay, so, I think you remember that in the show there was an episode in season 2 where Stan took the twins plus Candy and Grenda on a road trip and Candy had a crush on Dipper which was one-sided on her part. And it reminded me of how in Billford the feelings are one-sided on Bill's side after the betrayal (whether those feelings are romantic or pet-owner thing is unclear, but yeah). So I thought to myself "What if Candy saw Dipper, was fascinated by him and his nerdiness and also figured he could help her with her plans for Weirdmageddon (of whichever the motives I'm still trying to think)?" And then Candy would actually fall in love with Dipper while Dipper stayed the same. He would of course be fascinated by her but he wouldn't have developed any romantic feelings towards her. Just admiration.

I feel like she would also like pain like Bill but because humans feel pain differently than her kind does, it would be mostly because of interest and for experiments. She would be mad at Dipper after the portal incident and him giving up but would try not to show it (much), so when Dipper would fall asleep she would possess his body and work on repairing the portal (and maybe slap his face and stab a few objects on his arms for leaving her after he found out her plans) until Dipper got that metal plate inserted.

Also Candy would be a circle. I came up with that thing mostly so that Mabel can joke about knowing that her brother liked curves, lol. Btw Dipcifica is happening because I swapped Pacifica and Fiddleford together (and in this after the Northwest family kicked Pacifica out they left Gravity Falls out of shame that one of them lost her mind, and the mansion was empty until the Mcgucket family, a rich, country family moved in. I might change that bit, idk).

Also, since I swapped Candy and Bill, I thought about Bill and Stan being friends, but their canon rivalry is just too funny to pass up so maybe whoever swaps with Grenda (maybe Pyronica? I low-key like that. If I keep that idea her name will change to Veronica or Pyronica is gonna be a nickname cause she would like arson) will be trying to make them boys get along, and the only reason Bill wouldn't leave would be because that person is his only friend. One reason why Stan would hate Bill (other than him being a spoiled little brat) is because he likes his brother and Stan KNOWS he's gonna be a bad boyfriend for Ford. Also Bill and Fidds would have some beef (Robbie and Dipper kinda vibes) because they would be both crushing on Ford while Ford would remain completely oblivious and be head over heels for Manly Dan (who is swapped with Wendy).

But Ford would be fascinated by Bill because he would know how to do magic tricks. Bill in this is VERY Helga Pataki codded because his parents would be mostly focused on his successful, normal, with-no-eye-deformities older brother Steve (yes, I came up with it rn while writing it, and yes, I'm putting Pyramid Steve there CAUSE I CAN) and because he would hide his true feelings for Ford (everyone knows but Ford). Bill wouldn't outright bully Ford, but sometimes Ford would wonder if Bill likes him or pretends to because he's "friends" with Stan due to the jokes he makes.

Bill would come from a kinda wealthy family and his parents would give him everything he wanted (except their attention) which is why Stan calls him spoiled. Bill here also has a false schizophrenia diagnosis because when he was little he would say he saw some weird stuff (they're real cause, yk, it's Gravity Falls) and he takes a bunch of medicine, both for schizophrenia and anophthalmia (which is a rare condition where you're born with only one eye. Bill hides his missing eye behind his hair). The medicines make him feel drowsy, and like he's not really there, but he's good at masking it behind a wide smile and a cocky personality.

At some point Bill will come to the conclusion that he doesn't deserve Ford because he can be so kind, and sweet, and understanding (everything that he's not) so he would (begrudgingly) let Fidds have Ford and step out of the unofficial "contest".

One last thing, I'm swapping Soos with Durland and Melody with Blubs.

[elrielffs]

This wasn't romantic. Cassian would do that for anyone. He feels it's his job to take care of Nesta for the good of the Night Court cause he knows that she can be used as a political pawn or weapon!! He just wants a mating bond cause he's envious of Feysand!

SEE? Cassian feels WARMTH AND WELCOME AND DELICIOUS when he's with Emerie, NOTHING like when he feels when he's with Nesta!!! And Emerie WATCHES HIM. MATES!!!!

THAT IS SUCH MATE BEHAVIOR.

Begging antis to understand this is how they sound to the rest of us.

[thelunarsystem2426]

God dammit you're right.

you have to outlive donald trump

[princesslouist]

it’s so clear the boys don’t like simon, defending him until ur last breath and ur face turns blue is super fucking weird.

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[stewy]

i was looking for a job and then i found a job!!!!!!!!!!!! and heaven knows i am miserable NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1