#[🫧] — nia’s brainrot !

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toji has quite the collection of zip hoodies. he wears them open all day until you come and lay on top of him and wrap your arms round his torso. only then does he zip them up and place a kiss to the crown of your head that sticks out the top.

it takes about 10 minutes before you start to huff and writhe, complaining that he’s ‘like a space heater’ and choose to strip down to your underwear to cool yourself down. he’s smirking as you slide back on top of him, his scar being pulled up by the curve of his lips.

now he can really get comfortable. <3

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PLSSSSJDJD YOURE SO RIGHT

embodiment of ‘you ain’t have to do all that😐’ when he’s the one doin the most🙄

thank YOU bby<3333

ok indulge me here..

zekes a handsy, condescending mf (affectionately🙄) soo he’s into a lil degradation!! w a s/o w a praise kink the compromise is ROUGH sex but top tier aftercare, and praise mixed w name calling!!

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Ughhh Nia this is EXACTLY him‼️ But I know that the aftercare is absolutely amazing, he’s a cunt deliberately most of the time, but deep down inside he’s just seeking out that love, you know what I mean?

With that being said, I know DAMN well that Zeke is one of those mfs who can’t take what they dish out LMFAOOOO

He’s constantly teasing you and making fun of you for mundane things, calling you little names and what not

But the SECOND, you dare say something remotely mean back he’s 100% serious and not even playing w you anymore

Hit him with the “acting just like your father” and you gonna be apologizing for nothing just to get him to look at you again 💀

He’s so annoying and an asshole but he’s OUR annoying asshole and we love him very much <3

Also thank you sm for sending an ask I was cheesing when I saw this 😭💕💕💕💕💗💖

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ohh connie would get so pussy drunk on you. he can’t help it, he gets so sensitive when you squeeze him like that. his chest against your back, full weight on top of you bc he can’t even hold himself up anymore. hands weakly gripping the sheets, or pawing at your chest that’s squished against the mattress. eyes rolling to the back of his skull, groaning and whimpering and drooling on your shoulder while he ruts against your ass. he’s got zero rhythm with his thrusts, practically just humping you and rolling his hips to feel your velvety slickness against every inch of him. he can only focus on how good you feel and how badly he needs to cum :(

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i cannot stop thinking about late night car rides with jean:

he’d swing by to pick you up just as the suns setting, gets out and greets you with a kiss bc he’s a gentleman like that.

makes a playlist just for you<3 and knows all the words to the songs by now because it’s on everytime you’re in the car.

has your drive thru order engrained in his mind but never lets you pay for it :(

has a habit of holding his hand out the window on an open road, he likes the feeling of the breeze on his open palm. he does it less since you watched Hereditary together.

finally decided to get the windows tinted because of the road head you gave him ‘oh shit–– shit we’re gonna die this is so unsafe this is––” whole time he had one hand on the back of your head to keep you going? sir focus on the road. he had to pull over and fuck you in the backseat to remind you of road safety.

always has a pine air freshener hanging from the mirror, and backups in the glove box.

pouts and mopes when you start taking driving lessons bc he loves driving you around :( your new car ends up sitting in the driveway gathering dust bc he insists on always picking you up.

he knows how to drive manual, but prefers automatic (no stick shift means he can rest his free hand on your thigh or lace your fingers together<3).

he loves going through the car wash with you bc you climb onto his lap and makeout the whole time.

doesn’t get road rage or anything, huffs and curses under his breath when some dickhead cuts him off. when he has to slam on the breaks he reaches out and pats you on the head muttering ‘sorry baby’ as if it’s his fault :(

does the hand-on-the-back-of-your-chair-when-reversing thing but he’s a fucking dork ‘did that look hot?’ ‘oh soo hot babe~’

when he drops you off you always come round to the drivers side where he pokes his head out of the open window for kisses–– forehead, cheeks, lips & nose in that order please and thank you!! <3

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toji’s shoulders are permanently decorated with the little crescents your nails leave as he fucks his load into you.

he loves you like this. loves when you grip him like he’s the only thing keeping you tethered here. he loves how your whimpers scream of oversensitivity, but the iron lock of your ankles round his waist beg him to stay sheathed inside your dripping heat.

he thinks he’s babbling- drunk on the way your cunt spasms erratically around him- and mumbling incoherently about how you’re so good f’ me, always so fucking good.

you kiss him.

desperate i love you’s float past tongue and teeth and bore themselves into the pit of his stomach. they fizzle in his bloodstream and leave him intoxicated.

he wishes he could burn your fucked out expression into his retinas- those half lidded eyes and swollen lips slightly parted as he finally relents and hauls you to lay on his chest. he breaths you in, the scent of sex and the lingering hint of cocoa cling to your skin.

yeah, he fucking loves you like this

<3

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ohh you’re so right🤭 i feel like dabi would try anything once, tenko might need a bit more persuasion. nothing too crazy, you start small and work your way up.

he cums embarrassingly quickly the first time you run a vibrator down his cock. bind his hands and fuck him with a fleshlight and he’ll be whimpering and begging for your pussy instead :(

hey liz, hope you’re doing okay!!<33

you have any thoughts about rockstar!dabis fav toys? to use on you or even himself idk🤭

let’s not even get into my fav toys to use on tenko 😵‍💫

Ha, awesome question!

Lemme think - nipple clamps? For you and him 😉 Also, any anal dildo will do. Like, he has no shame right? And has done it all. So for you or for him or the both of you while he fucks you good? That's a big yes. And what about sounding? He'd be up for it!

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And Hlhey - no shame, no game, right? Now tell us yours 😄

💙

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toji has to wear a retainer because he grinds his teeth in his sleep. he puts it in when he thinks you’re asleep and takes it out right before you wake up because he thinks you’ll make fun of the lisp he has with it :(

(you think it’s adorable <3)

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bokuto who gets his dream girl pregnant at a less than tasteful age. who’s over the moon, bc he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you anyway. who gets overexcited at the baby clothes and toys and decorating her room. who is learning as he goes (‘kou, i’m serious! babies can’t have water in until they’re like.. 6 months!’ ‘then how are they alive?’) and is the most chaotic, wonderful dad.

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you beg hanma to choke you, and he gets a little carried away. and he’s no stranger to choking someone, knows just the right amount of pressure that’ll permanently cut off oxygen. but god, the way your pussy clenches around him when your pulse slows under his fingers has his hips mindlessly drilling into you.

you’re tapping his forearm, signalling your need for air and shuji grins, pressing deeper into the sides of your throat. his eyes are so lidded that your expression is hazy, but he can see the way your eyes widen, the way your lips part in fear and ecstasy. your nails are digging bloody little crescents into the skin of his wrist, but it’s fine. he’ll leave marks of his own. he can feel them forming under the pressure, blood thumping under his grasp (they’ll be pretty, he thinks, deep and wine-coloured to match the nips from his teeth littering the rest of your skin).

your eyes flutter, and you cream on his cock.

heavy breaths and a decent hit to his chest have him snickering, watching you try and glare at him through your comedown. not funny, you croak as he picks up his thrusts and his smirk only spreads wider. ‘m sorry, baby he mumbles, sweet words against tender skin, soft lips on harsh fingertip bruises. you can feel more blood pooling at your throat with the feather-kiss of his lips at your pulse, i knew y’ could take it.

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just…. just…. daichi in the karasuno changing rooms with columns of scratch marks down his back and covering his shoulder blades that make his teammates stop and stare.

hinatas wide eyed when he catches a glimpse of the cluster of hickeys at the base of his neck, nudging his teammates and pointing until the entire changing room is silent.

when daichis head pokes through his shirt and the marks are covered he finds his entire team staring at him.

“what?”

they’re shaken from their trance, the usual chatter continuing and daichis hopelessly lost as to why noya slaps him on the back and suga flashes him knowing looks throughout practice.

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choso’s one of those people who gets braces at a late age. he doesn’t know why he waited this long because they’re so cool!! he’s got the full set- rubber bands and all. he takes meticulous care of them and is very serious about upkeep. wears his retainer religiously after he gets them off. he asked you what your favourite colours were and a week later walked out of the orthodontists office, eyes shining at you before grinning and revealing his new set, teeth lined with silver wires and the colours you’d told him <3

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No because imagine having pussy SO good that Zeke literally abandons his sterilization plan 😩✋

Here’s to set the scene:

Maybe you started off as a little side piece of entertainment for him or you grew up together or something and have a massive crush on him

So naturally you lose your virginity to him and let him fuck you whenever he wants cause he works so hard all the time he must be so stressed 🥺

Overtime he starts to treasure the time that he gets to spend with you, he notices that he thinks about you almost all of the time even when he’s in his meetings with his Marleyan superiors

Let’s say after a particularly harsh day at work he went to your house super annoyed and literally felt at home when he was burried in you

He finds love in you that he’s never felt before in his life and realizes that maybe he doesn’t have to give his life to the agenda that has been pushed onto him since birth

He can’t do anything about the time limit that he has as a shifter, but he can decide to focus on cherishing you while he can instead of letting his nihilism override him, and that’s exactly what he does

He’s breeding you like every night and opens up to you more than he ever has and now he can’t even sleep unless you’re next to him

I love this thought so much and idk I thought you might appreciate it too ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I love you lots Nia MWAH 💖💖💖💖💖

BAMBIIIIII I AUDIBLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS SKSJDHSJ OKAY OKAY🏃🏾

the first time zeke realised he loved you, it came to him out of the blue. he was in a meeting with magath who was droning on about battle formations that he knew he could improve upon, but found he couldn’t concentrate. admittedly, his mind did often wander to the memories of having you needy and breathless beneath him, but this was different. he imagined you atop the walls of paradis, the sun on your face shrouding your features in a glow that seems as if it was crafted by the gods in your favour. he frowns and looks at the maps and documents scattered on the table in front of him, magaths voice a dull buzz in the back of his mind as he realises- earning your love is the only thing he could ever hope to achieve.

the first time zeke tells you he loves you, he’s groaning it into your mouth as he fucks his previous loads into you. not his most romantic moment he has to admit. you don’t seem to be coherent enough to process what he said. maybe you didn’t hear him at all. he waits until you’ve drifted from the realm of consciousness before placing feather light kisses to your face and mumbling it like a mantra, over and over again. he hugs you to his chest and decides then and there to savour as many moments like this as physically possible before his time is up.

the first time you are reminded of zekes love for you, you are caught completely off guard. it was a difficult day- you were finally cleaning out his office. your brain was on autopilot to numb any semblance of emotion threatening to boil over from you. you reached the top drawer in his desk and frowned as you realised- a false bottom. your breath hitches and your fingers tremble as you lay eyes on its contents; it’s like a time capsule of every moment you spent together. every stupid little gift you got him at the market. the first baseball you gifted him as a child. the sight of the little black velvet box is what pulls the sob from you. you place everything onto the desk and just.. sit there for a while. there’s a white envelope with your name in his delicate handwriting at the back of the drawer. perhaps you’ll read it someday, on the plains overlooking paradis. but for now, this is enough.

I CANNOT WRITE ANGST BUT THIS HAD ME FEELIN SOME TYPA WAYYYSJDH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WAS GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN I SAW THIS🤭🤭🖤🖤🖤🖤

also ignore my dire canon knowledge i read too many modern aus😗

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jean does not have a pink tip dont fucking play w me

usually a cute shade of cafe au lait

mushroom coloured and shaped tip when he’s aroused

gets flushed a deep ruby when he’s fully hard

almost looks purple when he unintentionally edges himself eating you out🤕

also breeder balls that we don’t talk about enough imo

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aizawas favourite thing is sloppy head—specifically when he can see your spit start to foam in the dark hairs at his base

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(lowkey have no idea how a thirst should look like but ok)

head empty just the thoughts of straddling jean; him just looking up at you, entranced with the way you would whimper and bite down your lip each time you lower yourself on his length

that's it, that's what i wanted to tell

i believe this is indeed a thirst🧐

and you’re SO RIGHT BESTIE🤭 bby can’t cum without looking at your face🤕 so he likes missionary or when you ride him. makes you stand up so he can be on his knees staring up at you when he eats you out. also makes it easier to tongue fuck you.

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oh my fucking—FINE let me let me THINK hold awn let me—

jean ‘horsecock’ kirstein

government name horsecock and BALLS, bc the man is fucking hung. swingin sack type beat

LONG - bruises cervixes by accident, will rearrange your guts without even trying

BUCKETS OF CUM - seriously like i’m drowning. huge balls = hefty load

does he realise he’s got a massive cock? probably not until you’re like.. you’ve got a massive cock!!! and he’s like oh.. rlly :0

eren ‘wonderdick’ jaeger

acts like he has a big dick (kept saying he was having a big dick summer, makes dick jokes etc) which he does but we all already think that anyway so stop bragging

THICC - spitroaster. will skewer you on his dick and you will feel like you’re splitting down the middle

HARD - feral mf will fuck you until he feels like he’s sufficiently destroyed your hole

wants you moulded to the shape of his dick so only he can fuck you

i just feel like jean has a cock and eren has a dick