#[[ worlds ]] smile for the cameras

[inchidentally]

sometimes we see Oscar having do socmed alone and it's just so not his thing and he literally just… made guacamole while people watched

but then Lando's around !! and Oscah gets the chance to show off (in a way) athletically and he's a fucking peacock - I'm sure not at ALL affected by Lando spending time with gregarious Pato and Franco :))

and like !! Lando fully happily taking the supportive gf role with crying out 'Oscah!' and 'you've got this' and 'you've got more of the float than I did' 'he'd got the tekkers now' and immediately turning for Oscar's smile when he finally lands one

but the indulgent, familiar "where's this imaginary line then?" bc Lando ALWAYS makes the rules and Oscar ALWAYS acts long-suffering and it's just their little thing ok and it makes them smile into each other's soft faces !!

and ofc 'Oscah absolutely dom-in-at-ed' while Lando sticks his tits out and Oscar literally puffed up with pride and wearing the rings in celebration bc Lando knows you've gotta let alphas have their egos stroked (wink wink)

meanwhile Oscar's groaning and angrily slamming at the cacti and reacting with more intensity than any race in his life and getting all yappy and sassy

LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE PATHETIC LITERAL THIS ONE'S FOR U BABE IMMEDIATE FAILURE

and fucking kill me over how Lando immediately latches onto the joke and does that little expectant head lift and then they synchronize throwing their heads back to laugh fuck OFF

[speakofcompersion]

240524 SWVI Perfect Illumination: Shinee's Back ~ Like It (taem fancam)

[hplonesomeart]

Guys call me crazy but I think the crazy robots would get along swimmingly. The tragic fact that these two don’t have more art interacting is an offense in my rule book and I have come to remedy that. They say you must manifest what you want to see in the world and this is me doing that jskjsksp. I will take initiative! Enjoy a smidgen of Mr. Puzzles and Mettaton art then. Although I think the only reason they initially decided to co-host collaborate together here was the prospect of getting more stars/ratings- because that’s show business babyyyy leverage off of famous people for viewssss/j

Also here is version without the speech/dialogue bubbles! Just two gay bots being fabulous and gossiping or something (platonically. Or you could lean into this being a ship I don’t really care lol). Maybe they’ll exchange some advice about the logistics of incorporating musical numbers in the boardcasts without losing too much revenue on the budget idk. Because if you think about it Mettaton did a musical number in a dress with Frisk and then Mr. Puzzles had his whole Creative Control moment. And both where marvelous performances by the way absolutely slay ✨

My “toxic trait” is supporting the theatrical livelihoods of fictional computers who have committed atrocities, and they both will probably never make an apology video for the attempted murders and trauma inflicting. Wow so girlboss of them :))

[cuephrase]

📢 BABY DICKIE!! BABY DICKIE!! BABY DICKIE!! 📢

also look at his smile i’m 🥹😭

[starryeyesmasc]

something I’ve been thinking about recently is being a girl’s private store of photos that she can take out and admire whenever she wants.

like yeah, of course she gets the goofy ones. the ones with me at an arcade doing a celebratory pose because of my high score on the simpsons pinball game. the ones where we were at a party and I was taking shots through a shrek mask. the ones where she comes to my games and I hug her in full sweaty goalie gear and we’re both smiling so big.

but also:

the ones she takes in the mirror while she’s riding my strap, positioned just so you can see my hands digging into her hips, the shine between her legs, the barest hint of the sounds on her lips. the ones when I conk out naked and sprawled on my stomach, my back a patchwork mess of scratches and fingertip bruises. the ones where I’m knelt between her legs looking up, so utterly drunk on the taste of her that I looked as blissfully fucked out as she does.

just…food for thought

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

wouaghgh <- so full of love and happiness but nowhere to put it

[sunforgrace]

he sat there on the ground and cried. for cas. cas told him he loved him was taken away and he buried his head in his hands and wept

[hawkeyedflame]

she can't be real

[achilles-rage]

you're gonna have to pry the short ass buck and jee scene from 8x07 from my cold dead hands btw

[druidonity2]

Sketch of Anduin's trauma.

[httpiastri]

new comfort video <333

[sunnyvaiprion]

Fair enough.

[gskiphotography]

Have a great day!

@gskiphotography

Hope you’re having a good week. I met this happy, smiling dog on my way to safari in the Serengeti National Park. He always makes my day better!

[nyctovenator]

hai . no idea if you’re taking art requests but could we get a humanized version of raphael von tempus /nonforceful . i absolutely LOVE your apostle designs btw :3

you're lucky i finished my tempus dude sketches (minus guartan, who is still a horse)

[bleaksqueak]

Who would be more likely to make dumb puns out of the cast? Any character works here.

... That sounds like the machinations of a terrible villain. Luckily, the lovely cast have nothing of the sort to worry about, and are thus spared such trauma.

[mongo-the-liensis]

Carl in his reputation era