#[[ dash commentary ]]

[king-of-wrath]

Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length

[bingbongbugtime]

Eevee is cool but what about wimpod how do we feel about wimpod

[thaumatology]

Therapy doesn't 'fix' you, it's not magic. It just gives you tools to deal with whatever your problem is.

[battle-subway-ghost]

You guys just need more things to talk about than Pokemon I think

[drillrundunsparce]

what the fuck is wrong with people on this website

[dannyphantom-fenton]

Okay, I saw a comic of Dash telling Danny he respects his bisexuality and is bullying him as a nerd, not as a member of the LGBT community, and it got me thinking.

What if Dash eavesdrops on a conversation and believes Danny is pregnant?

Obvs this is a trans Danny au, and something happened to Ellie, and Danny is carrying her core. Vlad finds out and is himself about it. However, Dash hears this argument and puts things together in the wrong way.

Vlad corners Danny after school. Dash is staying after to practice for football and is going to practice when he sees Vlad dragging Danny into a room. He decides to listen in at exactly the wrong time.

“Daniel, you must stop being so irrational about this-“

“Irrational! You almost killed her because she isn’t a boy! I barely managed to save her! Now I have to stop taking testosterone because of you, and I have to worry about raising her during high school and putting off College-”

“I can raise her.”

“Not a chance, fruitloop. She’s my daughter.”

“She’s mine as well.”

“You were the one who decided to throw a tantrum and not only create her, but try and destroy her because she isn’t a boy! You don’t get to touch her!”

Cue a conveniently timed ghost attack or call from Maddie, but they leave without realizing Dash was listening in. Dash now has to grapple with the fact that the nerd he’s been bullying is pregnant, and the mayor, who he thinks he’s heard Tucker say is his godfather, is the other dad!

(Dash grew up with them, so he already knew Danny was trans.)

Dash immediately enlists the other A-listers to help him protect Fenton.(Because Dash may be a bully, but he’s not evil. He’s not gonna beat a pregnant man, especially since the mayor has apparently been creeping on Fenton.)

This all culminates into protective A-listers making it known Fenton is off limits and an extremely confused Danny who doesn’t know what’s going on.

[tadcpomni-blog]

The wedding is starting rn!!! Happy wedding (first) anniversary for Ragatha and Pomni!

[musou-fuuin]

"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK-" Rather than using her words, the komainu of the Hakurei Shrine is doing what all dogs do best when they want to get their owner's attention.

"Uggggh. Aunn, please shut up..." Reimu complains as she turns back over in her futon, desperately trying to cover herself. Winter is approaching, but has it ever gotten this cold this fast? She's seriously freezing her butt off here.

Aunn however isn't letting up, and even now is trying to pull the covers off Reimu. The shrine maiden continues to lay stationary with an iron grip on the covers for a few moments longer until...

"I SAID KNOCK IT OFF!!!" But as soon as she grabs Aunn to try and calm her down, a massive earthquake shakes the shrine, knocking down the little possessions that Reimu has. She holds tightly onto Aunn as they lay on the tatami floor bracing themselves, until... It stops.

With the tremors having ceased, Reimu pushes herself up off the floor and rushes to open the sliding door outside. When she does, she peers her eyes through the blizzard to see something that hadn't been there before.

A large figure is now looming over Gensokyo. A mountain, perhaps? Reimu stares at the structure shrouded in darkness for a bit, trying to think for a moment until she comes to a conclusion.

"It's an incident." Reimu closes the door and rushes back inside to change her clothes. Something more suited for braving the cold that had been tailored by Alice a long time ago. They're old clothes, but an effective alternative to her shrine maiden uniform.

"Aunn! Watch the shrine. I don't think I'm going to be back for a while." Prayer slips and needles equipped, Reimu opens the sliding door again and takes off into the dark cold of the night.

It's time once again to fulfill her duty as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden.

[fog-with-a-blog]

humans are SO BAD at flirting. this is why we foxes just scream. you can't miss that even from like three miles away

[siirlendikalbimiz]

Dash de kaydırmanızı böldüğüm için üzgünüm ama harika olduğunuzu ve mutlu olmayı hak ettiğinizi bilmeniz gerektiğini düşündüm..

[soughtserenity]

" The only woman he needs to be listening to is me. The rest of you bitches need to find a hobby. Or a cliff to jump off. " Ruthie may or may not have been told to stop being an ass by Topper.

[king-of-wrath]

Reblog if you like long-winded lore posts

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

You could never convince me that love at first sight is a thing people actually experience

[spiderman2-99]

PSA:

Under any circumstances, do not enter my office or the cafeteria. We are dealing with wild animals that may be dimensionally displaced.

If you find any sightings or evidence of raccoons or chipmunks anywhere else in the building, tell me immediately.

Do not engage with it yourself, especially if you have not had rabies or tetanus shots.

[songofsilentechoes]

Noelle sighs and breaks out her cigarettes. People casting hate on furries and a heated argument within earshot.

Yeah....she didn't want to deal with this.

[admin-courtneys-corner]

do you….think it wore…accurate…maid dresses…at least…?