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fyllophobia · 2 months ago

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seliph & ares commission, thank you!

#fire emblem #fe4 #fe #ares fire emblem #seliph fire emblem #fanart #commission #special thanks to: rupaul's drag race in the background hijacking my brain into flow state to somehow outdo myself for this one #it's been a long time since i've fire emblem'ed i've been in ffxiv-ville a LOT #the show's a lot of fun #hell i love drag i have for a while now it's colourful and loud in a lot of fun ways #us filipinos got a lotta gorgeous drag queens i'm so proud of us for that #ladies you better watch out cause we got men that work harder than you in that avenue #these girls are eating from the shingles down to the foundation #watch out #i mean it #shit i gotta watch the other countries' drag race i need to see british queens duke it out i think it'd be really really funny #gotta see how they behave so i can somehow put shb emet in it somehow #the galvus family drag mother #remember in that one short story he basically went 'your body isn't tea' to a young varis #my granpappy the queen mother she is telling ME my body wasn't TEA??#no wonder he spat on his grave folks #the body tea skipped a generation and was bestowed onto zenos though #have you seen. the eyeshadow on that bitch #on that bratz doll serve shit goddaaamn #i need to shut up i'm talking about ffxiv again

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predninja · 4 months ago

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A comm for my pookie of her Rook and the bone daddy

#fanart #commission #dragon age fanart #dragon age veilguard #davg #emmrich volkarin #emmrich #lich emmrich #emmrich x rook #not my ass remembering Fane the entire time working on this bitch

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sparkyscissorhands · 3 months ago

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And you're the kind of guy I'd take home To mom if my momma was dead

Marriage in December 2024 then immediate divorce in the new year cause he hates my swag 💔 Sad!

➤ art by @sheepie-self-ships TY AGAIN!! <3

🖤 Tag List (form, or lmk if you wanna be added/removed in general!): @allpointyears @alucake @cordshake @fl0ralsxgar @francinekisser @frozenhi-chews @gymleaderkylar @lipsticklens @lovebandit42069 @mothfinite @retrojem

#jk there is no divorce but i dont think he likes my swag 💔#oh well. hashtag equality for having to put up with i heart emo bitches all the time /lh #selfship #selfship community #selfship commission #comm #❄️#sheepie! 🐑#ok to rb

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demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo · 7 months ago

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It's such an unfathomably tone deaf and privileged idea to state, as a moral position, that you simply *should* spend money on anything.

"You should spend money on indie games! You should spend money commissioning independent artists! It's immoral not to do so!"

It betrays such an immense ignorance of just...so many things. No one is going to read let alone reblog this post anyway so I don't actually give enough of a shit to bother elaborating much further but like. If you think that spending money on things is some sort of moral imperative, you're a goober. And if you think that everyone simply *has* significant quantities of money to spend on such things, especially people in developing countries, you're a cunt.

#“just commission an artist” bitch actually what are you smoking #most idiotic sentiment I've come across in a very long time

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josecariohca · 4 months ago

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#i???????? think???????????? i got??????????????? the job????????????????????#FVGHJKHBJ i didnt even expect a manager to be there like i was just stopping by this place to get an email address since their website #isnt up yet and she was like!!!! lets step outside and talk right now actually!!!!!!!!#AND IT WENT WELL???????????????????#i originally only wanted part time but shes like hey i have full time for $15/hour plus commission. and i was like. well okay!!!!!!!!!#so im???? going in tomorrow for training????? FGHJKJHJ its all paid but its mostly just for me to see the store/meet everyone/see how i do #but im so happy actually like i love this place. high end brazilian store known for its ecoconsciousness which is!!!! fucking awesome!!!!!!#i will be the only brazilian actually working there so im the token portuguese speaker but kkjsdefd thats fine. bitch we celebrating!!!!!!#personal

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edelgarfield · 5 months ago

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it's all "be gay do crime" until someone posts a link to their ko-fi on ao3.

#just saw a post touting the “morality & lagality are different” as a defense for fanfic commissions being #Against The Rules #like youre literally saying its okay to turn a blind eye to injustice bc fighting it would be an inconvenience #“know your fandom history” bitch i was there #fandom has changed the internet has changed the relationship between creators & audience has changed #youre right instead of learning from history & trying to fix past injustices #we should just accept them as immutable facts of the universe that can never ever change #if youre an asshole that gleefully reports any author who links to their kofi #youre a spineless fucking coward that cares more about your access to free fiction #than the people who put their time & energy into the content you so thoughtlessly consume #would love to see how often the Kofi Cops leave comments on fanfic #compared to how often they report people #fandom as a whole rolling over and refusing to defend authors is the reason nothing ever changes #bc no one fucking cares abt writers except writers themselves #y'all are all too willing to throw writers under the bus

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swampstew · 1 year ago

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🎸What a Catch🎸

Again thank you to @apirateslifeforbudgie for killing the assignment - you brought my baddie to LIFE! LOOK AT HER! And Rowena too!! I'm still not over it. And I've been sitting on these for over a WEEK!!!!

Commission my friend or ELSE!

#commissioned art #apirateslifeforbudgie #eustass kid #eustass kid x andrea #turn back time #firstmatesimp #kid pirates #one piece fanfiction #eustass kid x oc #eustasscaptainkid #marina & the diamonds #bubblegum bitch #Spotify

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townslore · 1 year ago

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MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

if you have instagram you can dm me about them over there since its my main platform ( the username is the same ) but its alright to dm me here as well! im opening up to 10 slots, and i have 2 weeks of free time now, so you wont have to wait long!

#commissions #commission #comms info #art comms open #art commisions #art commissions open #squeak squeak #persona 5 #goro akechi #im adding those tags for reach sorry Im that bitch. hes here several times its fine

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tecchous-thicc-buttocks · 1 year ago

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blorbos in tha phone

#FIRST EVER DIGITAL DOODLE GUYS I DID IT WOOP WOOP #airbrush my beloved #feels like watercolour and that makes me a lil giddy #anyways this was mostly retraced off of a template (?) i JUST downloaded ibis and wanted to get to know the pens #ill eventually get back to drawing once i figure out layers :sob:#i did this so spontaneously but i realize i have a lot of art moots. maybe too many #i have so many ideas to doodle but no skills no money to commission others no idea where to start no bitches no hoes no life #if time is nice to me i may begin a series of impersonating my fav tumblr artists' styles bc im only good at copying *wiggles brow*#if not be prepared for me to give up on re-learning how to draw people and go back to doodling cars and buildings #hmmmmm perhaps ill draw the bsd street racer au that's been feeding off of my braincells #DIGITAL DRAWING IS A LOT LESS SCARY THAN IT WAS LAST TIME I TRIED IT #maybe because i was like. 12 when i last tried digital. but shh #my brain draws clear images i just wish my hands could follow #*places stylus between eyebrows and squints aggressively then draws with mind* problem solved fr #OMG IM SO SAD THE REFERENCE WAS FOR ONLY 4 PEOPLE most bsd cliques come in 5s #was gonna do doa or hd then my brain went nu uh if someone wants i can do them tho #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd art #art(?)#bsd flags

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useless-moss · 2 months ago

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I have never wanted to threaten a printer with a knife so damn bad.

#personal #i'm trying to work and this fucker is giving me an error message #and i literally can not do my job when this thing isn't working #AND I'M WORKING COMMISSION SO I DON'T EVEN GET PAID FOR THE HOURS OF SITTING AND DOING NOTHING WHILE IT'S BROKEN.#ONLY WHEN I AM ACTIVELY WORKING. WHICH I CAN'T DO WHEN THIS FUCKER IS GIVING ME 'selected servers not found' ERRORS #AS IF WE HAVEN'T USED THE SAME COMPUTER THE ENTIRE TIME.#AND NOBODY IN THE OFFICE KNOWS HOW TO FIX IT SO WE HAVE TO EITHER WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO GET UP HERE OR FOR THE PRINTER TO STOP BITCHING.

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hitching-hyacinth · 6 months ago

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Yeah so, your pricing is insane! $90 for digital art that doesn’t even have a detailed background or even the character itself? That’s crazyyyy

I don’t even have any OCs or write fan fiction, but damn I feel bad for those who do and want to commission

not sure why you felt the need to send this if you're not even interested in a commission but $90 for a full-body full-color piece of custom artwork is me getting paid about $17 an hour for highly skilled labor so I think they're about as cheap as I can make them but you're welcome to simply not commission me and keep your mouth shut!

anyway if anyone does want to commission me my pricing (including cheaper options that take me less time to complete) is here!

(do not rb to non snz/kink blogs please)

#bloop #not to be a bitch but the reason I am offering commissions is because I need money #and if you want something custom that takes time and skill it is going to cost money #respect artists or die by my sword tbh

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ghoul--doodle · 1 year ago

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Why is it so exhausting to update commission prices

#my old prices are so CRUSTY and yet I lack the energy to update them #the issue is I need funding for bus fare n food because I ✨commute✨ to uni and umg. £8 + food which is roughly £10 so £18 a week Adds Up #I need about £54 to last me until roughly the end of semester and then I SHOULD be good #this isn’t me trying to guilt or pressure anyone into commissioning me btw there is NEVER any pressure to do that #I am just complaining like a bitch <33 and throwing my thoughts into a void #like also: why are hobbies so expensive #I budgeted. one I’m looking to get into costs a solid £100 or just over #mostly that’s. for decent running shoes. but either way #like am i gonna spend £40 on good shoes or have to spend £10 on bad shoes 9 separate times yk

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newtafterdark · 1 year ago

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Shout-out to my dear friend Varne, whose love for "Apex Legends" lead to me beholding, analyzing and drawing one of the most ridiculously detailed character outfits I ever had to deal with as an artist so far - multiple times!

I feel like a changed man after this. 🫡💗✨

#original art #fan art #newtafterdark #apex legends #art #I will fully admit that I had a lot to bitch about while working on these every time #but also I think I am less terrified of over intricate character designs now #if someone wants to commission me for something like this I will accept the commission - but it WILL cost you a lot #I would like to have a calm and repectful chat with the person who designed this Wattson skin btw.#like - what did fan artists do to you that you added this many details to her outfit????#that being said I am damn proud of these #(and any future pieces ahead of time)

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celiacelie-stuffblog · 6 months ago

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I want to make Haleir and Solas art, but I have to make school art instead because God is cruel and unfair

#most tempted ive ever been to commission someone but alas i am a broke bitch and cant justify spending the money #especially when like if i had the time i could do it my damn self #and to be fair im still technically drawing Haleir right now for school #but this is academic Haleir with the dragon age rubbed off #i need to draw her fucking solas

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kakusu-shipping · 2 years ago

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