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A comm for my pookie of her Rook and the bone daddy
#fanart#commission#dragon age fanart#dragon age veilguard#davg#emmrich volkarin#emmrich#lich emmrich#emmrich x rook#not my ass remembering Fane the entire time working on this bitch
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The sight that greeted Victor Rookwood as he exited the Hog's Head that fateful evening would be forever ingrained in his memory.
The street was dark and eerily quiet, and the dapper wizard had just taken a few steps outside the seedy pub before he realized something was amiss, causing him to stop abruptly and survey his surroundings.
"Lumos."
Continued below...
At first, Victor was more disoriented than anything - unsure that he could trust what he was seeing with his own eyes. The dark wizard blinked a few times in confusion before, slowly, he began to make sense of the gruesome display before him.
Heaps of... dirty rags? Someone has made rather a mess, it seems. . .
No. That's blood.
Blood and worse.
Before him was a scene of utter carnage the likes of which he'd never seen. A slaughter. The lifeless bodies of several young witches were splayed out in the middle of Spire Alley, a spectacle so macabre that even the dark wizard, well-accustomed to death, felt his stomach lurch at the sight.
A ginger witch lay eviscerated. Another's golden hair fanned around her angelic face like a halo. A brunette was positioned face down in a pool of her own blood. A strange-looking witch with odd-coloured hair... Victor shuddered as he recalled that one. He remembered her as having been particularly annoying.
And yet more still.
Sisters in death. Some he recognized outright, a vague familiarity to the rest. Their faces - doubtless once beautiful, now befouled by their own blood. Twisted limbs at grotesque angles. Internal organs now decidedly external.
Gods..
And in the center a... survivor? Victor tentatively stepped forward, perhaps even to offer a helping hand, as the pale witch clad in black gazed up at him adoringly.
"Victor.. I did it for you. For us."
Rookwood watched, horrified comprehension dawning on his face as the witch released a bloodied dagger she'd been holding. He barely registered the sound of the steel clattering to the cobblestone over the pounding of his heart.
"I love you, Victor."
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Now a video.
#victor rookwood#daddy rookwood#rookwood#victor rookwood & mcs who are totally not self-inserts#hogwarts legacy fanart#victor rookwood fanfiction#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#victor rookwood fanart#minific#rookwood x me#victor rookwood x me#shameless self-insert#yandere#self ship#meet the Rookwood Group PR witch#He doesn't even know my name probably#How sad is that#my commissions#my fics#tw gore#tw homicide#if i can't have him no one can#to be fair this commission has been such a long time coming (and it's still unfinished#(hence the bw) that I was having a very bad flare up causing emotional issues back in DECEMBER when I commissioned it#I am doing better now but I promised a wall of heads#and a wall of heads we shall have#anyway it's just a joke at this point#when I commissioned it I was planning to travel across time space and the fabric of reality to kill all the bitches (and wizards)#y'all are putting with my man. But now it's just a joke so don't get mad.#please and thanks
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It's such an unfathomably tone deaf and privileged idea to state, as a moral position, that you simply *should* spend money on anything.
"You should spend money on indie games! You should spend money commissioning independent artists! It's immoral not to do so!"
It betrays such an immense ignorance of just...so many things. No one is going to read let alone reblog this post anyway so I don't actually give enough of a shit to bother elaborating much further but like. If you think that spending money on things is some sort of moral imperative, you're a goober. And if you think that everyone simply *has* significant quantities of money to spend on such things, especially people in developing countries, you're a cunt.
#“just commission an artist” bitch actually what are you smoking#most idiotic sentiment I've come across in a very long time
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#i???????? think???????????? i got??????????????? the job????????????????????#FVGHJKHBJ i didnt even expect a manager to be there like i was just stopping by this place to get an email address since their website#isnt up yet and she was like!!!! lets step outside and talk right now actually!!!!!!!!#AND IT WENT WELL???????????????????#i originally only wanted part time but shes like hey i have full time for $15/hour plus commission. and i was like. well okay!!!!!!!!!#so im???? going in tomorrow for training????? FGHJKJHJ its all paid but its mostly just for me to see the store/meet everyone/see how i do#but im so happy actually like i love this place. high end brazilian store known for its ecoconsciousness which is!!!! fucking awesome!!!!!!#i will be the only brazilian actually working there so im the token portuguese speaker but kkjsdefd thats fine. bitch we celebrating!!!!!!#personal
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ohmygodddd why does it take ten billion years to even get an initial response to an application like bitch if you need somebody that badly i would assume you'd be all over that shit every day
#im so sick of ghost roles#like 9/10 times im just assuming thats an employer lying for some internal metric#but its really fucking disheartening as someone trying to find a legitimate job#to know that like a good majority of these “open positions” likely don't exist#001.#and like im always conscious of being annoying on here with my nail stuff or my fic commissions#but idk a bitch has to make a little money somehow#i lost the guy that bought my underwear for nuts amounts of money#and like yeah it is my fault for getting comfortable with that and relying on it#but also fuck i miss that it was such easy money
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it's all "be gay do crime" until someone posts a link to their ko-fi on ao3.
#just saw a post touting the “morality & lagality are different” as a defense for fanfic commissions being#Against The Rules#like youre literally saying its okay to turn a blind eye to injustice bc fighting it would be an inconvenience#“know your fandom history” bitch i was there#fandom has changed the internet has changed the relationship between creators & audience has changed#youre right instead of learning from history & trying to fix past injustices#we should just accept them as immutable facts of the universe that can never ever change#if youre an asshole that gleefully reports any author who links to their kofi#youre a spineless fucking coward that cares more about your access to free fiction#than the people who put their time & energy into the content you so thoughtlessly consume#would love to see how often the Kofi Cops leave comments on fanfic#compared to how often they report people#fandom as a whole rolling over and refusing to defend authors is the reason nothing ever changes#bc no one fucking cares abt writers except writers themselves#y'all are all too willing to throw writers under the bus
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🎸What a Catch🎸
Again thank you to @apirateslifeforbudgie for killing the assignment - you brought my baddie to LIFE! LOOK AT HER! And Rowena too!! I'm still not over it. And I've been sitting on these for over a WEEK!!!!
Commission my friend or ELSE!
#commissioned art#apirateslifeforbudgie#eustass kid#eustass kid x andrea#turn back time#firstmatesimp#kid pirates#one piece fanfiction#eustass kid x oc#eustasscaptainkid#marina & the diamonds#bubblegum bitch#Spotify
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MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!
if you have instagram you can dm me about them over there since its my main platform ( the username is the same ) but its alright to dm me here as well! im opening up to 10 slots, and i have 2 weeks of free time now, so you wont have to wait long!
#commissions#commission#comms info#art comms open#art commisions#art commissions open#squeak squeak#persona 5#goro akechi#im adding those tags for reach sorry Im that bitch. hes here several times its fine
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blorbos in tha phone
#FIRST EVER DIGITAL DOODLE GUYS I DID IT WOOP WOOP#airbrush my beloved#feels like watercolour and that makes me a lil giddy#anyways this was mostly retraced off of a template (?) i JUST downloaded ibis and wanted to get to know the pens#ill eventually get back to drawing once i figure out layers :sob:#i did this so spontaneously but i realize i have a lot of art moots. maybe too many#i have so many ideas to doodle but no skills no money to commission others no idea where to start no bitches no hoes no life#if time is nice to me i may begin a series of impersonating my fav tumblr artists' styles bc im only good at copying *wiggles brow*#if not be prepared for me to give up on re-learning how to draw people and go back to doodling cars and buildings#hmmmmm perhaps ill draw the bsd street racer au that's been feeding off of my braincells#DIGITAL DRAWING IS A LOT LESS SCARY THAN IT WAS LAST TIME I TRIED IT#maybe because i was like. 12 when i last tried digital. but shh#my brain draws clear images i just wish my hands could follow#*places stylus between eyebrows and squints aggressively then draws with mind* problem solved fr#OMG IM SO SAD THE REFERENCE WAS FOR ONLY 4 PEOPLE most bsd cliques come in 5s#was gonna do doa or hd then my brain went nu uh if someone wants i can do them tho#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd art#art(?)#bsd flags
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Guess which bitch now has room on its phone for instagram for the first time in like 3 years. This is only good bc now we can post art there again.
Not that instagram is nice to artists or anything. Just that our art tumblr is so very tiny and unused. Gonna probably have to clear it out somewhat when I finally get around to posting art.
#thank fuck for our silm special interest tho#we can finally get like traction on posts#which'll mean that when our fibro flare-up finally dies down (lmao it'll be ages bc our dad is Stressing The Fuck Outta Us)#we can get commissions done again#and through those. well.#money both for clothes to make us comfortable#(which will also last for years & be the right kinda clothing for when we move overseas)#and also for savings for WHEN we move overseas#like our grandma is nice & all &'ll probably help pay for us getting housing or whatever#but i dont want to have to Rely on her inheritance from her aunt(?)#and disability benifits are dodgy at best. and we'll have to survive somehow *before* we get them through#and i kinda dont want to have to rely on the generosity of an old school friend's mum. or a 10th cousin 4 times removed (or whatever)#who might well be dead before we move to ireland#bc he's like 95 rn#and idk if he'd even let us stay at his (scarily enormous) house At All#also. idk if we'd have the money without some kinda work to get HRT when we move out. dont wanna have to be reliant on parents or the gov.#for our HRT. i doubt we could get public healthcare to cover it. not immediately at least.#and i kinda dont want to have to go back on birth control. cause progesterone or w/ever its called has feminising effects iirc#and we're not sure if we want a hysterectomy yet. so.#it'd be a choice between periods (hell) and HRT (expensive)#fuck i hate being disabled sometimes#like actually if anyone calls chronically fatigued ppl “lazy”. i fucking WISH i was lazy.#like bitch please this flare-up is making it so that NONE of my meds get rid of the pain anywhere NEAR fully#and im low-key on the Good Shit™#also so annoyed that ireland hasnt legalised weed. bc. we're almost certainly gonna be doing it for pain#and getting an *illegal* product is so much more difficult#lmao i worked out commas#—Roquén#my fingies hurt so much rn lmao#anyway gonna go draw my source drowning in blood & despair. then im gonna work out what the fuck kinda pigments caranthir would use
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Yeah so, your pricing is insane! $90 for digital art that doesn’t even have a detailed background or even the character itself? That’s crazyyyy
I don’t even have any OCs or write fan fiction, but damn I feel bad for those who do and want to commission
not sure why you felt the need to send this if you're not even interested in a commission but $90 for a full-body full-color piece of custom artwork is me getting paid about $17 an hour for highly skilled labor so I think they're about as cheap as I can make them but you're welcome to simply not commission me and keep your mouth shut!
anyway if anyone does want to commission me my pricing (including cheaper options that take me less time to complete) is here!
(do not rb to non snz/kink blogs please)
#bloop#not to be a bitch but the reason I am offering commissions is because I need money#and if you want something custom that takes time and skill it is going to cost money#respect artists or die by my sword tbh
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#remember when i could draw? when i had time to draw and color?#bleh. im just sorta exhausted and dont feel good and starting to get overwhelmed by all that i need to get done#weirdest version of being sick ive had. i dont have a fever but i feel hot and my throat hurts and i have to take deep breaths but not#really coughing so im like??? am i sick???#ugh. i dunno ive been going to sleep at like 9pm and its only 7 and im so tired but i have a paper to read#maybe ill read it in the morning and not do pigment analysis tomorrow... but i wanna see those god damn pigment >:-(#i dunno. im also just kinda frustrated bc im running into things that my mum was in control of the info on#so its like: well i cant access my fasfa account. i dont kno where my vaccine info is. i dont kno if my mum had uterine fibroids before it#all turned to cancer. i dunno. im just tired#also i bitched out on a pap smear bc it hurt too bad. so ive had a day.#but ive got a birth control perception again. i dont wanna take it but like i cant really aford to go out of focus and go out of commission#via pain. so like i guess i gotta. ugh. it better not fuck with my medication#hopefully ill wake up tomorrow and all will be well in the world#unrelated
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Why is it so exhausting to update commission prices
#my old prices are so CRUSTY and yet I lack the energy to update them#the issue is I need funding for bus fare n food because I ✨commute✨ to uni and umg. £8 + food which is roughly £10 so £18 a week Adds Up#I need about £54 to last me until roughly the end of semester and then I SHOULD be good#this isn’t me trying to guilt or pressure anyone into commissioning me btw there is NEVER any pressure to do that#I am just complaining like a bitch <33 and throwing my thoughts into a void#like also: why are hobbies so expensive#I budgeted. one I’m looking to get into costs a solid £100 or just over#mostly that’s. for decent running shoes. but either way#like am i gonna spend £40 on good shoes or have to spend £10 on bad shoes 9 separate times yk
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1/ this bout of comms almost done and 2. spawndate in 3 days so I have! been fixin up some stuff for the itch store. that'll go live on the 29th! right now there Is a pack of the lineart stuff I did last year for folks who found that agreeable, still free to grab! for practicing coloring, or if you wanna mess around with colors when ur not feelin like doing lineart, or if you wanna try to figure out colors in a drastically different style than what you usually go for. or if u just wanna look at it that's cool too. small announcement that is all see u in a few
#bakuspeech#update on the situation: is mostly contained. it'll take a fair bit to make up for how much it's kicked us in the nuts#but it's doable. just Very annoying and tedious and sudden and overall it just sucks#esp. like right up close to my birthday lmao. like if it happened earlier this year I'd be like alright. sucks shit but par for the course#this year has already been so fucked up. this might as well happen#but since it's happened in december it really brings on the feeling of like. fr bitch?#right in front of my cake? me the birthday boy? the specialest fucking boy?#but well. theres a Thing around here that's ur birthday usually being the unluckiest day#but also we're the kind of folks who track death dates rather than birthdays. like up until very recently#all four of my grandparents have unspecified birthdays. their birth years aren't even correct. on paper they're like#a few years older than they actually are#and my granddad on my dads side was even from a family of some means so it wasnt even a class thing#man. last year Something was happening around this time too. idr what but it also sucked#mmm. well. what is really just is. and I've already taken a hammer to it anyhows#I'll do the same for the birthday thing. it Will be fucking good. I take a hammer to it#I'm very glad I still get some commissions even tho it was practically right up to noel#you guys are very generous. I don't say it as often as I should I think but I'm very very thankful for the support#glad to hang out around here still. glad to have the folks I have here. thank u for chillin with me#please look forward to the itch store update. got a new thing along with the old things ported over. stay tuned
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Shout-out to my dear friend Varne, whose love for "Apex Legends" lead to me beholding, analyzing and drawing one of the most ridiculously detailed character outfits I ever had to deal with as an artist so far - multiple times!
I feel like a changed man after this. 🫡💗✨
#original art#fan art#newtafterdark#apex legends#art#I will fully admit that I had a lot to bitch about while working on these every time#but also I think I am less terrified of over intricate character designs now#if someone wants to commission me for something like this I will accept the commission - but it WILL cost you a lot#I would like to have a calm and repectful chat with the person who designed this Wattson skin btw.#like - what did fan artists do to you that you added this many details to her outfit????#that being said I am damn proud of these#(and any future pieces ahead of time)
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I want to make Haleir and Solas art, but I have to make school art instead because God is cruel and unfair
#most tempted ive ever been to commission someone but alas i am a broke bitch and cant justify spending the money#especially when like if i had the time i could do it my damn self#and to be fair im still technically drawing Haleir right now for school#but this is academic Haleir with the dragon age rubbed off#i need to draw her fucking solas
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