#[[ AW GARSH ]]
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snekdood · 7 months ago
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oh whats that? i thought i felt a tickle of mortal magic. ohohoho, how cute~!
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detectivelen · 27 days ago
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" This has to be the new world record . . . "
Are those cherries in your hair... real?
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linkahavocz99 · 17 days ago
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✨send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ✨
Aw garsh ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
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sideblague · 10 months ago
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Gosh sorry I just spamliked like every #draws post of yours but like oh my garsh I want your art printed on the inside of my eyelids so I every time I close my eyeballs I can see it thank you for sharing your silly xC
aw no need to apologize youre very welcome! what a sweet message thank you very much :)
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scuddle-bubble101 · 2 years ago
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Aw Wicker im sorry! You’re just so fun to tease XD GARSH darn I love you
You and your creaky knees ❤️ you and your prune juice ❤️ you and your boomer ways-
wait a sec are we part of the same gen- did I just undo reverse myself-
Also hello? A new challenger approaches?!
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"I'm twenty three fer the love of gods."
*challenger's being ignored XD
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taruchinator · 2 years ago
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👑 General Audiences
👑 1k Words
👑 Spot Art by @redmoondragon-art
👑 For the KH Uncharted Worlds @teenyzines!
“Hey! I think I've got it!” Sora exclaimed in excitement as he finished the strange doodle in his notebook, only to press his palm against it and have nothing happen. His lips formed into a pout of annoyance. “Aw man.”
Nighttime had fallen, and as such, everyone decided it was best to start getting ready for bed.
Everyone except for Sora, who was eager to learn more about the glyph magic that Luz was using when fighting the Shadow swarm from earlier in the day.
Greetings dear readers, Alice here! ^^
This is one of the fics I wrote for the Kingdom Hearts Uncharted Worlds Zine, which is basically a huge love letter to fandoms in which Sora and the gang get to interact with~
I knew I needed to add The Owl House in there, so I'm so happy to have been able to work on this, along with having an amazing spot artist such as Red! Thank you for having me and enjoy!
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To say The Boiling Isles was unlike anything Sora had ever seen would be an understatement.
The closest the brunet could compare it to would have to be Monstropolis— a world filled with strange creatures and demons that made little to no sense to the young teen, although to be fair, most of the worlds he visited started out that way.
There was also the fact that magic seemed to exist in this world. And even though he was familiar with its concept thanks to Merlin and the Good Fairies, this kind was different. It had to be cast by the user itself, and not everyone had the ability to do so, as he quickly learned when he met another human like himself.
When the trio had landed in the small town of Bonesborough, they were quickly met with a swarm of Shadow heartless coming from what seemed to be a market plaza. As they were getting ready to fight, Sora noticed something from the corner of his eye— a girl fighting the heartless with magic that came from pieces of paper she had stashed in her pocket.
And she wasn't alone either— an older woman with what looked to be a magical staff was shielding her, throwing balls of fire every once in a while in retaliation to the creatures around them.
After joining in on the fight, the heartless were quick to retreat back into the shadows, finally allowing the citizens to come out of the safety of their homes to thank the strangers.
That was the moment Sora and the gang met Luz, a quirky and cheerful girl who had stumbled upon this world by mere chance. Then there was Eda, the old witch who had taken Luz under her wing both as a mentor and parental figure. And finally, King, the small adorable creature that could compete with Donald in needing anger management lessons.
After talking for a while, Eda offered them to stay in her home— ‘The Owl House,’ as everyone called it— until they defeated the threat that was causing the heartless to spawn. And the brunet couldn't be any more grateful.
“Hey! I think I've got it!” Sora exclaimed in excitement as he finished the strange doodle in his notebook, only to press his palm against it and have nothing happen. His lips formed into a pout of annoyance. “Aw man.”
Nighttime had fallen, and as such, everyone decided it was best to start getting ready for bed. Everyone except for Sora, who was eager to learn more about the glyph magic that Luz was using when fighting the Shadow swarm from earlier in the day.
But despite his many efforts, it didn't seem to be something he'd be mastering as quickly as he'd hoped.
Laughter erupted from the other side of the room, and the Keyblade wielder merely sent a glare in Donald's direction as the other quacked in delight. “Looks like you're going to be needing some training wheels first, Sora!”
“Garsh, don't be like that. Everything takes practice to get right!” Goofy sat next to the duck, and tried easing the situation with words of encouragement before a fight ensued, as usual.
“Yeah, don't worry about it, Sora! It took me a long time to start using glyphs without setting the house on fire!” Luz gave her input with a sheepish look across her face.
“It's true. Hooty's still got the third degree burns to prove it.” Eda joined in as she walked into the living room, holding a couple of spare blankets in her arms as she gestured upstairs. “Now, Mama's had a long day and I'm sure you kiddos have too, so let's get you to your temporary chambers.”
“You guys go ahead! I just know I can get it right this time!” Sora exclaimed with puppy dog eyes directed at Eda, who merely sighed with a roll of her eyes.
“You two are menaces together. Don't stay up too late!” The old witch eyed Luz and Sora with some fondness before retreating up the steps into the floor above, Donald and Goofy following close behind.
“Alright. Let me show you the sketch again.” Luz smiled as she turned to a blank new page, the pen in her hand gliding skillfully across the smooth surface as if she'd done it a thousand times before— and based on what she told him, she probably did. Once it was complete, she pressed a finger against it, causing the piece of paper to crumple and turn into a small ball of light. “And, there you go!”
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Sora stared in awe before a huge grin spread across his face. “Man, you make it look so easy! Have you always been this creative?”
The girl chuckled in response as she held the light in one hand and scratched at her cheek with the other. “You could say that I've always been… unique.”
As the brunette gave a chuckle of his own, he couldn't help but notice the distant look in his new friend's eyes, looking through the window beyond the forest outside. He leaned closer while moving his notebook aside. “Luz?”
“Huh? Oh! S-Sorry! It's just…” The girl tugged at her cat-eared hoodie with a sad smile. “I've always been kinda weird, even back home. That's one of the reasons I ran away and thought that I could become a witch! And Eda's taught me a lot, but… it feels like I don't even want that anymore…”
Sora frowned at her words. He didn't think she was weird at all! In fact, that weirdness made her someone fun and happy to be around with. Still, he could understand her frustration, even if only slightly.
Picking up his notebook once more, he started doodling as he spoke. “I used to think that being a hero was all I ever wanted. Being strong and someone people could look up to. But even after fighting for so long, I think that all I ever really wanted was the strength to protect my friends…”
As he finished the light glyph in his hand, the brunet couldn't help but think back on Riku and Kairi, who gave him the courage to start his journey in the first place. After many attempts, the spell finally came out right, as a ball of light formed around Sora's palms.
Turning towards Luz once more, he gave her an encouraging smile. “It's scary trying to find out who you want to be, but if you ask me, you're fine just the way you are. And if you decide to change later on, that's okay too! As long as it's your decision.”
Luz stared in disbelief, but quickly let out a giggle as she smiled in return. “Thanks Sora. I think you're fine the way you are, too.”
As the duo cheered each other on with more complicated spells throughout the night, Sora couldn't keep the smile off his face as he knew that Luz would figure herself out— at least someday.
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angelthebedsheet · 5 years ago
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Can you do a modern zuko x male reader where they vlog their day or they go on vacation. It’s okay if you can’t
a/n: ahhhh thanksies anonnie! i’ll try my best. zuko and m/n are camera transitions kings, i also have no idea on how airports work bc i’ve never been to one 💀💀, for their hotel room think of it was one of the waikiki resort hotel rooms w/ a balcony, i had fun with this!! lemme know if yall want a part 2!
lets get it yall!
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“Hello, Zuko here. Welcome back to our channel. So tomorrow we’re going to Hawaii and we’re gonna take you guys with us.” Zuko said as he shot finger guns to the camera. “Right now, M/N is in the bathroom packing the last bit of his things. He’s a procrastinator.” Zuko commented. “YOU ACT LIKE YOU DIDN’T WAKE UP AT 5AM TO EVEN START PACKING.” M/N’s voice yelled from the bathroom. “He’s a liar don’t listen to him. He’s hangry.” Zuko said as he smiled.
“I’m hangry?” M/N walked to him. “Hey hey wait.” Zuko said as he turned the camera to record him. “C’mere. Imma teach you a lesson, boy.” M/N said as he rolled up his sleeves. “No wait you don’t haVE TO.” Zuko squealed as M/N threw him over his shoulder. “PUT ME DOWN!” Zuko yelled as he banged his fists on his back. “Nah you can’t talk mess like that and expect me to not attack you.” M/N teased as he walked out of frame. Zuko yelped as M/N dropped him in a chair. He started tickling him. Zuko busted out laughing. “B-Babe no!” Zuko exclaimed as he rolled the chair back. He slid back into frame with M/N tickling his sides. “Shut up and feel my wrath, pretty boy.” M/N cackled as Zuko squirmed around.
“I’m gonna piss my PANTS STOP.” Zuko cried out between laughs. M/N stopped and pressed a kiss to his lips. Zuko hummed with a soft smile. “We’re gonna edit that out?” Zuko asked. “Keep it in. They deserve to see how cute you look when you laugh.” M/N said. Zuko scoffed and slapped his arm. “Shut up. My image will be ruined.” Zuko said dramatically. “What image? You realize our fans have edits of you smiling and laughing?” M/N said as Zuko looked at him. “They do?” He whispered. M/N snorted. “Yeah they do. You’re on Twitter everyday, Zu. What do you think those profile pictures are?” M/N whispered back, amused. M/N watched as Zuko furrowed his eyebrows. He started laughing when Zuko’s face dropped. “Cut the camera, deadass. I’m an idiot, hold on.” Zuko whined as he ran a hand down his face. M/N kneeled down laughing. “It wasn’t that funny stop itttt.” Zuko said as he used his hand to cover his face. He gently kicked M/N’s side, causing him to wheeze.
“I’m turning off the camera. See you guys tomorrow, I’m tired of getting clowned.” Zuko mumbled with a small smile. “It’s just that you looked so fucking confused, I couldn’t handle it.” M/N cried. “Bye.” Zuko said as M/N raised his hand to wave. He covered the camera with his hand.
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M/N uncovered the camera with his hand. “And we’re back at the asscrack of dawn. It’s M/N here. Our plane is at 6am and we’re up at 3am. I already hate life.” He said as he wiped his eye. “Same here. Also why are you still wearing that bandana you can put on your durag. Isn’t that better for you?” Zuko commented as he looked at the f/c bandana. “Nigga why you still wearing that shirt you can put on your hoodie. Isn’t that better for you?” M/N said as he looked at Zuko. Zuko scrunched his nose and pushed M/N’s face away. “This is why we don’t speak early in the morning. His mouth is so rude.” Zuko whined. “You fell in love with me because of this mouth, sir.” M/N said. “Shush.” Zuko said as he covered M/N’s mouth. “Kinky.” His muffled voice said. Zuko groaned and wiped his hand off on M/N’s hoodie.
“I hate you.”
“Stop lying to yourself. You love me.”
“Yeah.... Unfortunately.”
“Unfortunately?? Guess I’ll just run away then.”
“Have fun.”
“You’re an asshole.” M/N chuckled. Zuko hummed with a smile. “But please change that bandana you look goofy with it.” Zuko said. “Garsh.” M/N commented as he set the camera down. He ducked out of frame and went to grab his durag. Zuko fixed his messy bun and threw on a hoodie. “Is that mine?” M/N asked from out of frame. “Yeah. Cry about it.” Zuko said, earning a pillow to the face. “Bitch.”
“Hoe.”
“Slut.”
“Cougar.”
“Whore.”
“Dumbass.”
“Clown.”
“Oh we’re talking about ourselves now?” M/N said with a false sense of surpise. “Low blow you lil shit.” Zuko grumbled. “I’m leaving you and asking Sokka to come with me instead.” He said. “Tah. You think Sokka’s gonna wake up at 3:30 in the morning on a Saturday? He’d skin you alive.” M/N commented. “Somewhere in the distant he woke up sneezing.” Zuko said dramatically. M/N chuckled. He picked up the camera and adjusted his backpack strap. “Autobots roll out.” He said, making Zuko rolled his eyes. “See yall in the airport, teehee.” M/N said as he held his hand up. “Did you have to say teehee like that.” Zuko said. “Stop shitting on my parade before I fart on your pillow.” M/N said. “You’re disgusting, why do I date you?” Zuko grimaced. “Because you’re stupidly in love with me and you’re whipped for my stupid ass.” M/N sang.
“N. e. ways. Before I was so rudely interrupted by this big baby—”
“I’m NOT a baby.”
“Uh I’m not finished—”
“I’m a grown MAN.”
“Oh my god, can you let me do what I need to do.”
“Go on.”
“Okay damn. As I was sayin—”
“I just think—”
“I’m gonna beat you with a tiki torch, Zuko. Shut UP. Let me do the fucking transition, fireboy.”
Zuko bit his lip to hide his smile. M/N huffed before smiling at the camera. Zuko waved. “See y’all in a few!” M/N said before covering the camera with his hand.
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Zuko uncovered the camera. “Well hello there again. We’re in the airport now. It’s too bright in here.” He said quietly. “This tastes like shit. Like it makes me depressed even drinking it but caffeine.” M/N said as he grimaced at the taste. “I told you to not buy that brand. You don’t listen.” Zuko commented as he balanced the camera ontop of his suitcase. “It’s not even brand coffee.” He mumbled. “What is it then?” Zuko asked as he fixed his bun. “You wanna try?” He asked as he handed him the cup. Zuko took a sip and gagged. “That’s gonna give you some type of heart disease what the fuck is that? It tastes horrible!” Zuko exclaimed as he pushed the cup away. “Just a shit ton of caffeine shots and 5 hour energy.” M/N said.
“Jesus fucking christ. How do you drink that crap? Give that to me. I’m getting you actual coffee so you don’t die of high blood pressure before the age of 50.” Zuko said, snatching the cup away. “Zukooooo.” M/N whined. Zuko stood up. “This is basically gasoline. As a matter of fact, no more coffee for you. I’m supposed to be the coffee addict but this here is death in a cup. I’m getting you go gurt or some shit.” He said as he left. “He’s a hater he just took my gasoline.” M/N whined. He sucked his teeth and grimaced. “It was pure fuel. Can you get high off of caffeine? I mean it is an adrenaline.” He said as he fixed his durag.
Soon Zuko came back with a water bottle and a smoothie. He sat down. “Drink some water to wash that god awful mix out.” Zuko said, tossing it to him. “You couldn’t hand it to me?” M/N mumbled as he opened it and drank some, swishing it around his mouth before drinking it. “What flavour’s the smoothie?” He asked. “Piña colada.” Zuko said as he gave it to him. “But aren’t we gonna have that in Hawaii?” He asked again. “Stop complaining before I take it.” Zuko groaned. M/N shook his head before drinking the smoothie. “See you guys soon.” Zuko said, covering the camera.
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There was a montage of Zuko and M/N, going through baggage claim and boarding the plane before Zuko turned the camera to face them. They waved at the camera. Zuko covered it again.
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M/N uncovered the camera. “Hey girl hey, I’m in a plane.” He said. “That was awful.” Zuko grumbled as he adjusted his seatbelt. “When will you brighten up? Is it because you’re pastey?” M/N asked. “Pastey? I’m not pastey.” Zuko said. “You need some vitamin D? The sun? That good ol melanin? Cuz your panties are in a twist.” M/N teased. Zuko only rolled his eyes.
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M/N recorded the plane taking lift off. There was a monatage of the plane getting higher and higher off the ground till clouds started to show. He turned the camera to show him and Zuko. Zuko rubbed his eye and waved. M/N only smiled and pressed a kiss to Zuko’s cheek. Zuko closed his eyes and smiled. He covered the camera.
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He uncovered the camera to show Zuko hugging his arm while sleeping. He cooed. “See how cute he is when he sleeps? Lil chubby ass cheeks. Lookin like a dumpling. I can’t even turn on my laptop because he’s hugging my arm. He’s just so....” M/N trailed off to fondly smile at him. He pressed a kiss ontop of Zuko’s head. “Since I’m editing this video before it comes out y’all gonna see some real mushy shit because we are simply two stupid guys in love. I know some of y’all just gon eat this shit up. See y’all in Hawaii.” He said softly before covering the camera.
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Zuko uncovered the camera. “We’re in a car and M/N’s out like a light.” He said as he showed M/N’s head on his shoulder. “I like him when he’s quiet sometimes. S’nice. Forgot to mention we’re in Hawaii now.” He said as he showed the scenery that passed them by as they sat in the cab. “I can practically feel the jet lag so we’ll probably stop filming after we show you our hotel room and continue tomorrow.” Zuko said, leaning his cheek ontop of M/N’s head. “We’ll be back.” He said before swiping his hand down the camera.
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Zuko’s hand swiped down the camera revealing their shoes walking down the sidewalk. There was a montage of them walking into the hotel, checking in, going up the elevator and walking to their room.
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“Time for the big reveal.” M/N said as he held the keycard. Zuko hummed as he swiped the keycard and opened the door. They gasped as they looked at how cute the room was. “Bro... this is...” M/N said as he held the door open for Zuko. He walked inside showing the camera the whole room. “Cute.” Zuko mumbled. “Better than our room.” M/N said as he closed the door. M/N placed his luggage in the corner of the room and plopped down on the bed belly first. “Holy shit, Zu baby come HERE.” His muffled voice said. “Why what happened?” Zuko asked as he went to sit on the bed. “Oh my god.” He said.
“I know. Yeah no we’re gonna sleep and cuddle the rest of the day cut the camera.” M/N said as he turned to lay on his back. He kicked his shoes off and pulled Zuko down. Zuko squealed before he moved his head to lay ontop of M/N’s. He kicked his shoes off. “Welp. We’re gonna knock out. Bye.” Zuko said with a smile. M/N waved and covered the camera.
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frost-queen · 3 years ago
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OH MY GOD YOUR PROFILE FIT ME PERFECTLY NOW!! I WANTED SOOOOOO AUGO LIKE THAT, YOU APPEARED AS A BLOW OF LIGHT AND HEAT IN MY LIFE. AUNT WRITTEN IS WONDERFUL, REALLY GOOD. AND I HAD A LITTLE IDEA NOW, I KNOW I LOOK CRAZY NOW BUT I'M SO STUPID 😭
Ok! *Taking a deep breath and internally trying to calm down* I just finished the second season of Bridgerton and I'm completely in love, I took a look at your profile, and I had an idea that has been running through my head for a while. I thought "what if there were 9 Bridgerton children"?? I know it sounds crazy, but it's my wish, I wanted you to write Headcanons about a 9th Bridgerton (legitimate) she can be anyone's twin(Eloise, Franny, Hyacinth...) I just want you to do this. Say you can, please. I don't want to sound boring, but accepting that would make me the happiest person in the world. Why do I think yours Stories so good and your headcanons even better. Please, I think I need this 😭😭❤️
Garsh, you are making me go in full awe mode! Your preach hit me with a lovecanon right in the heart. ❤️❤️❤️, I feel like I can die in peace now.... not that I am going to... lol, not for a long time I aint hahah. drifing away! OMG! THANK YOU for loving my Bridgerton content! I love doing reader!sister or brother fics for the Bridgertons so yes I would love to make more of them!
Of course I would write these for you. As many as you like! hahah (I do have quite the list to finish and those requests that kept sneaking in during my still closed requests, leading up to already almost 20 again, but anyways where was I going... I had a point...) Aha! the point, got it! Right... If you like to provide me with scenario's that is always welcome. I can come up with my own, but I guess with your beautiful mind, you might have a thousands idea's waiting for me haha. So if you ever come across an idea, don't be shy to send it in.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Thank you for finding my blog!
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askyaboionicole · 5 years ago
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It's embarrassing to admit, but I cannot draw a good looking dragon to save my life, which is ironic considering I am a dragon. I am quite envious of your skills, your Wormyness. ~🐲
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Aw, garsh.
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smokeyloki · 6 years ago
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you're adorable. thank you for being so friendly. :)
Aw, garsh Anon!
This is so unexpected and sweet; it really means a lot to me.  Thank you so much!
I’m not sure who you are or what prompted this message, but I’m really grateful for it.  I try to be friendly, and it helps that there are so many great people (like yourself) on this platform.  :D
I can’t really express my gratitude adequately, so take this picture of a flustered Invisible Man, instead:
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You can somehow see his invisible blush.  I’m not sure how.
Thanks again!
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dreammutual-remade · 7 years ago
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high school!donghyuck
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request: idk if you’re taking reqs but i really like ur highscool aus so if u want to write one abt hyuck ill be :^))))))) - anonymous
word count: 5.1k
a/n: oof its been awhile unnies!!!! ive had exams for the past two weeks and I still have exams now so im sorry for not posting anything but reblogs with headassery in the tags!!! we are continuing the high school series n renjun is next!! since I got like 3 requests for him !!!!! hhehhehehheheh its gonna b cute <3 anyways hope u enjoy this I love my lil duckie baby
masterlist
mark, renjun, jeno, donghyuck, jaemin, chenle, jisung
big oof i’m gonna cry while writing this
i’m running out of creative ways to say let’s dive in
let us take the plunge
okay!!!!!!!!!! so you’ve been an editor/writer for the school paper for pretty much all of your high school career
you’re not super well known though because you don’t try to take any credit for anything and always sign your pieces like “- the daily newspaper team” or smth 
anywhom you’ve always loved writing about the stuff around you or making up little short stories
one of your hobbies is just going people watching and trying to write down a brief description of people you see and what you think they’re on the way to do
you’ve befriended the baristas at your favorite spot, lucas and mark, and they always beg to read them but you never let them because mark is too nice to tell you it’s shit and lucas is too dumb to at least say it nicely
you’ve got at least 6 notebooks FULL of these little stories but you’ve never really ? showed anyone because wow showing others your work is Scary
criticism ???/$&/&:&:&:
it’s midway through the first semester of the school year and you’ve been super busy since it’s football season and you gotta write about all the games
and you haven’t had much time to write your cute little stories for yourself and you miss it a lot :/
this weekend though the chance of rain is SUPER high so the football game is cancelled and you have plenty of time to yourself !! :D
there is, a setback tho
THUNDER!!!!! IS SO SCARY !!!!!!
u fckin softie
you decide to tough it out though and get suited up in some polka dot rain boots and a rain jacket and set off to find somewhere to chill
as you’re walking to the nearest lil greenhouse/cafe thing it starts raining ,, ,,, hARDER
when you started it wasn’t rlly raining it was just like that weird tension in the air right before the air pressure drops and it starts to rain and you were already on edge OOF
but then it’s raining so you clutch your notebook to your chest and dash
usain bolt had nothing on you girly you were ZOOM ZOOM
broom broom- doyoung
unfortunately you don’t make it though because with you head down to keep the rain out of your eyes you run RIGHT into someone’s CHEST !!!!!!
hehe u know i’m a sucker for these god damn TROPES
your notebook goes flying and and the arms attached to the Chest That Caused Your Grief come up to catch you by the arms
“oh gOD sorry are you okay ??? i wasn’t looking and i was trying to keep my journal dr- MY JOURNALSDJDDD”
you fling yourself out of this boys arms and pick up your soaking wet journal sadly
:((((((( you had so many stories in there wtf
“oh shit i’m sorry do you uh want me to buy you another one ???”
“no that’s okay it wasn’t your fault :( and it’s just a journal i’m only sad because all my stories are gone :(((((“
you finally look up from your Ruined journal to see , the prettiest boy
you can’t tell for sure cause his hair is soaking wet but it’s a bright red that looks a bit faded and his skin is tanned and golden like HONEY OOF
he meets your eyes and awkwardly smiles and he looks so GUILTY AW
“no really it’s fine don’t feel bad!!”
“okay but i feel bad what can i do to make it up to you?”
“hMMM you could come help me think of wacky stories about people who walk past”
“well if you INSIST m’lady”
“aw, never mind”
“IM JUST KIDDING SJDJJD”
so in the pouring rain you both walk to cafe and find a little corner to people-watch in
on the way there he tells you his name is donghyuck but his friends call him hyuck
“dude that’s the sound goofy makes when he laughs your friends are terrible”
“oh my god i don’t even think they know what they’re saying HsjdjHEHHS”
after a couple minutes of bad goofy impressions you decide to call him duckie instead because ,,,, GARSH MICKEY 🤠🤠🤠
also because it’s cute
you didn’t hear this from me but he uwued so hard rip his street cred with the Boys
anyways right before you settle in you’re like hey uh did you have somewhere to be like weren’t you heading places
and he was like nah i like the rain it’s nice to just walk around feels GOOD
your eyes widen so big and he snorts because what’s so ridiculous about that
and you’re like uh UH NO NOPE NO SIR I DONT FUCK WITH DEMONS
your dramatic ass tries to get up and LEAVE but he grabs your wrist and is like noooo we haven’t even written any stories yet why do you hate rain so much ??
you explain how thunder is the work of the devil and that lightning could strike you down where you stand at any moment and storms are EVIL
he chuckles and side eyes you
“aW you big wimp you’re afraid of thunderstorms aren’t you”
“yES. like any sane person would be”
“you know a lot of people actually like storms”
“like i said, SANE people do not”
and then you change the subject right quick because your face is getting RED with embarrassment
you n donghyuck spend like 2 hours just sitting in the corner and writing little scenarios on napkins
“oh shit that girl over there with the french braids is TOTALLY gonna marry hipster beanie guy in two years. mark my words”
“idk y/n she lowkey has the hots for the barista”
“ ew you mean mark??”
“yeah. now THAT man is a work of art”
MARKHYUCK RISE
“god what is wrong with you maybe you should buy me another book”
“too late now we’re FRIENDS and i don’t owe you ANYTHING”
“being friends doesn’t work like that at all but, okay”
at the end of the day you’ve got a stack of napkins with scribbled notes on them
(one of them has donghyuck’s number on it skdkkfjd)
he leaves you with a bright smile and you’re in awe this boy is so golden and lovely
oof and when you were still in the cafe his hair had dried to the unnatural red color that he ? somehow made look good ugh not fAIR
and it was a lil curly and fluffy and looked very soft :(((((
as you walk home you drift along the sidewalk with a stupid smile on your face wow please get a little less obvious hunty
when you get home the sun is setting and the rain has cleared and you are so Happy that was the best day !!!
you weren’t even scared of the thunder because whenever the sky would fckin CRACK OPEN hyuck would subtly try to keep your attention and distract you with questions
the sky: AAAAAAAAAAA
duckie: oH Hey uhhh so hOW do you even come up these stories ?):$:$ theyre so good
such a sweet boy uwu
when you get home your mom eyes you suspiciously as you drift down the hall towards your room but doesn’t comment
she didn’t need to though because you immediately return and tell her everything !!!
she encourages you to befriend him at school and see where it goes from there ;))) or just TEXT HIM
so you do
both of those things !!!
you: hey!! it’s y/n btw
duckie: hey! u make it home alive without the sky cracking open and killing u
you: stOP MAKING FUN OF ME
you send him memes and he sends , even better ones back this boy is Husband Material
the next couple weeks you realize that hyuck is actually in like a lot of your classes
and he’s like yeah i don’t blame you for not noticing since your nose is always in one of those Damn Journals
can’t believe u smh
anywhom
you start actually interacting with people in class
and by people i mean donghyuck and any of his friends who happen to be there
you literally get thrown into their friendgroup like one day you know donghyuck and have vaguely heard of jeno since he’s on the soccer team
and then the next you’re a part of the group message and jaemin begs for your math homework during lunch ????
“jaemin just dO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK FOR ONCE ???”
“ugh but i don’t know how”
“hey you know what maybe if you didn’t sleep in class you WOULD”
“IM TIRED GOD DAMN IT”
this is usually when duckie interjects with
“hey now girls, you’re both smart <3”
“i know im smart but , jaemin , i don’t know about him 😔😔”
poor jaemin leave him alone :(
jisung is , extREMELY awkward around you because he’s a Baby Freshman and you’re a Female Senior hsjdjf it’s so cute
and chenle is the complete opposite he IMMEDIATELY latches onto you and is always like
“y/n !!!! wanna watch this video of me singing and playing the piano when i was thirteen on live national television !!!!”
“y/N !!!!!!! can you drive me n jisung to get ice cream plEASE !!! we won’t even play PSY this time”
“okay,,,,, pinky promise?”
his pinky hooks around yours at an incredible speed as he jumps up and down with excitement
“pinky promise !!!!!!!!!!”
hyuck overhears and insists upon coming with for , unknown reasons
renjun and jeno keep snickering to each other across the lunch table too uGH
sneaky bastards !
after school you wait in the parking lot for the Babies with hyuck who looks rather flushed considering his skin is pretty tan and it takes a lot for him to visibly blush ??
“hey duckie boy you good?”
“haha yEAH uh just wondering where the boys are hhhh”
“oh yeah ! they should’ve been here like 10 mins ago”
your phone buzzes in your pocket and you go to check it to see a text in the group message
lele: hey y/n~ me n jisung can’t come we totally forgot we joined a frisbee team and there’s practice today !!!
blueberry: yeah ! have fun w/ hyuckie tho
moominluvr96: sjdjd i’m so proud of them
jenomunomunomu: absolute legends have fun at ur frisbee practice my sons
you: 🅱️ro i wanted to go home and SLEEP
blueberry: sorry ! xoxo :*
duckie: chenle my son ? how could you 🅱️etray me this way???
you: ur dead to me
you: literally what’s a chenle ?? sounds like a poisonous fruit
lele: NO IM SORRY
but tbh you’re just being Silly you don’t mind just going with Sunshine Boy
hyuck has only gotten redder as the texting went on though what’s his deal 0.0
you agree to take his car !
actually you insist because you don’t wanna drive but, let’s say you agreed
you find out that hyuck exclusively listens to hipster bands and the occasional troye sivan song because we love a gay legend
actually his music taste is ALL OVER THE PLACE but we r still boppin ladies
you roll the windows down even tho it’s Chilly and let your hand float in the breeze until your fingers start getting numb and you pull your hand back in and roll up the window
okay maybe that was a Bad Idea your fingers almost hurt they’re so cold and you’re rubbing the feeling back into them when hyuck clears his throat
you look up at him and he tilts his chin toward the hand he stretched toward you
you’re confused bc like ? i don’t have anything to give u duckie
he sighs anxiously
“just. give me your hand. mine are warm because i didn’t try to be cool and stick my hand out the window like this is a teen coming of age movie”
“have you ever just been nice and not followed it up with a weirdly specific insult”
“nope. now gimme”
you cautiously placed your hand in his and felt heat bloom all over your cheeks and trail up to your ears and down your neck
he gulps and interlocks your fingers and tucks them in the pocket of his hoodie
you have to lean against the console in between you a little so that your arm isn’t strained but it’s,,,,, Warm and Nice
you’re quick to continue the conversation like normal but your voice sometimes goes in and out since he is subconsciously rubbing his thumb over the back of your hand or tapping his fingers against yours
when you arrive you awkwardly pull your hand from his grip to get out of the car and he cringes a lil :(
you decide to be bold for once in your life and run around the car to catch up with him and shove your other hand into his
“this one’s cold too”
he ducks his head and smiles but gives your hand a lil squeeze :3 uwu
eventually though you do have to let go and enjoy your ice cream
you just make small talk with him about the newspaper and whatever homework is due the next day when a man walks in wearing BRIGHT RED CLOWN SHOES
the weirdest part though is the fact that other than the clown shoes the man is dressed like a body builder and has the hulking mass of one
and also there is a PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER ???
you and hyuck whip to face each other and then look back at the man
without looking away you slide your notebook to the middle of the table and flip open to where you’ve bookmarked the next available page
needless to say you both have a field day making up storylines for this man
“hey hyuckie i missed this it’s been forever since it’s been just the two of us and my journal”
“me too, sunshine”
“heY now you’re the sunshine in this relationship”
both of you choke at your use of the term “relationship” but continue with the conversation JSKSK
“alright but then you have to be the rain”
“aw you know i don’t like the rain”
“yes i know that’s why YOU are sunshine”
“kay but you are so much more like sunshine than i, an Emo”
“how bout i be sunshine since you like sunshine and me, and you be rain since i like rain and you”
OOF ????????
you blush for the Millionth Time and nod shyly and duckie is about to turn purple YIKES
you leave the ice cream shop and climb back in the car and the whole atmosphere is very Tense
you sigh because you miss holding his hand and then turn up the song on the radio which just happens to be, Walkin On Sunshine
THE !!! IRONY !!!
you giggle into your hand and he snorts and you both break into laughter
you plug your phone into the aux
“alright time for some Real Tunes”
“i swear to GOD if you play Bad Boy one more time i’m gonna LOSE IT”
“fuck you red velvet are LEGENDS”
“the only reason you know who they are is because mark tells everyone with a pulse that one of them is from canada just like him”
“okay and ??? i can still appreciate that they produce iconic songs only”
“LISTEN I LOVE RED VELVET TOO BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH”
you playfully bicker the whole way back and when you get back to the school to pick up your car you realize you never even got to play your song
“for your information, i was in fact NOT going to play bad boy i was going to play the bop of the century, what is love by twice”
and then, with heavy sarcasm
“well gee why didn’t you just sAY SO”
“IM SICK OF YOUR GIRL GROUP SLANDER LEE DONGHYUCK”
then he giggles and grabs your hand to keep you from getting more than halfway out of the car
“okay okay you know i’m just messing with you”
“yes but leave my gorls out of it”
he releases your hand with fake disgust and wipes it on the passenger seat headrest
“ugh go home, gru”
“it’s a good meme and you can’t even deny it duckie boy”
you blow him a half serious half playful kiss as you bounce over to your car and climb in
you play bad boy and roll the windows down as you drive by his car just to spite him and he laughs good naturedly
it’s only when you get home that you’re like heyyyy nOW
WAS THAT A DATE ??????
you tell your mom about it and she’s like uHHH sounds like a DATE to me ???
but you’re Unsure so you don’t say anything to the others or hyuck just the usual goodnight texts and whatnot
although it could be argued ,, that goodnight texts are a little, relationship-y
it could also be argued , that you do have his contact name as , duckie☼♥
but those can be discussed another time
you continue to hang out with the boys although you refuse to allow them to sit with you at football games because they’re so DISTRACTING
jeno and jisung just fckin yell the whole time while you try to jot notes down to turn it into a story later for the paper
but you can’t concentrate or even figure out wtf is goin on because they’re scREAMING and jumping and messing you uP !
so you sent them elsewhere although,,, hyuck stayed with you
he always does “just in case you get cold or smth”
ur not fooling anyone hyuckie baby
and would you look at that time has FLOWN and it’s time for homecoming !!!!
you plan on going in a big group with hyuck and all The Boys and jaemin has even scored a date !!!
it was highkey through trickery but that’s okay
chenle and jisung are gonna wear matching shirts because they’re headass like that
you’ve already bought a dress and you haven’t ….. shown hyuckie……. just in case……… he asks you
since he…… hasn’t …… YET
renjun keeps assuring you that you don’t need to find a date and that everything is covered but ???? inch resting how duckie has done nOT ONE THING
alright the day of the dance you wake up feeling a little off but go through your normal saturday routine of eating a waffle and absentmindedly watching old gossip girl reruns
but later in the day you feel SHITTY
you’re flushed and your head hurts and it takes so much EFFORT just to get up and get a glass of water
you , comrade, are sick :-(
you text in the gm to let your boys know you can’t come
chenle thinks you’re faking until he calls and hears you sniffling and how rough your voice sounds
“hEY THOT I KNOW UR FAKING BC U DONT HAVE A DATE”
“chenle if it didn’t hurt to speak i would yell at u but my eyes are watering please just text me”
“oh,,,,sorry love u”
and then he hangs up real fast lmao
so you decide to just wallow in despair in your bed and rent overpriced movies on demand
there’s a half drank mug of tea that has long gone cold that contains the medicine you’re supposed to be taking but,, you can’t be bothered tbh lifting your hand is so hard
after a few movies and the sun setting there’s knock at the door ???
you barely hear it since you’re in your room with the door closed but /sigh/ you gotta go answer
you drag yourself out of bed and stumble to the front door and open it, immediately slumping against the frame
this whole time you have still not opened your eyes because light hurts a lil and you know your house well enough
in hindsight that was probably dumb considering you don’t know who’s at the door
you try to open your eyes but they only turn half lidded and droopy so you can just barely make out donghyuck looking Concerned on your front porch
“duckie? what are u doing here?”
“uhhh i uh came to take you to homecoming ??”
he then holds up some flowers and smiles awkwardly
“duckie. baby. sunshine. did u not read the texts i sent ? also it is VERY late to be asking me to homecoming. also, i am a little high on cold medication”
“srry princess, can i come in? you look like you need company and soup and possibly some Sarcastic Banter”
“sounds good duck”
“okay duckie was already incorrect please don’t shorten it to duck”
“you know i didn’t have to let you in”
“so what kind of soup do you want? :-)”
he busies himself attempting to make soup while you have melted into a chair at the dining table with one eye cracked open to watch him
he is very obviously Struggling so you wobble to your feet to stand behind him at the stove and maybe lean a little too much into his back to prop your chin up on his shoulder and reach a hand around him to turn the heat down on the stove
you’ve reached the point of I Don’t Give A Shit and have given up on trying not to be affectionate with him you’re too tired and sickly to restrain yourself and his heart is just steadily beating faster and faster
after your soup you drag him into your bedroom to force him to provide you warmth while watching another movie
but he digs his heels into the floor and tugs on your hand to turn you around
“since you’re missing homecoming….. wanna dance?”
“in my bedroom. while i’m dying. with no music.”
“i’ll take care of the music. cmon don’t be difficult”
“i’m not being difficult i’m just-
you’re cut off by him pressing a finger to your lips and going shhhhhh
you open your mouth to curse him out bc hOW DARE HE
but then he gently pulls you by the waist into his chest and does his best to tuck you under his chin
you’re too comfortable like this so you don’t bother admonishing him for earlier and just settle into his embrace
you loop your arms around his neck as he starts to sway you back and forth
after a couple seconds he starts humming, quietly at first and then louder
and then he starts singing and it’s so sO SWEET AND SOFT
you can feel each breath he takes under your hands and the vibrating of his vocal chords against your forehead and you just close your eyes and press closer to him
you’ve literally never been this content in your whole life binch
he is so warm and ever so often smooths a hand up and down your spine whenever you shiver a little or shift in his arms
when the song finishes you keep swaying with him a little while longer
you’re leaning against him so hard that like the majority of your weight is on him yikes
“babe are you asleep”
“mm”
“no?”
“mmm”
“pretty close though?”
“hm”
“alright”
he chuckles and presses a barely there kiss to the top of your head and sort of waddles the two of you over to the bed
you don’t even have to ask him to climb in with you that was The Plan, Stan
(that’s a saying and also i’m calling u a stan wow queen of puns)
as soon as he settles in you tuck yourself under his arm and throw an arm over him to play with the fingers of his other hand
you’ve got the breakfast club on and it’s Real Nap Hours
hyuck’s arm falls asleep pretty soon tho so instead you switch to laying on your sides facing each other with your face pressed into his neck and your arms draped over each other
right before you fade into unconciousness, he tilts his chin down and nudges his nose against yours to get your attention
your eyes flutter open and you look up at him while he smiles gently down at your sleepy expression aWE ???
“hey wanna be my date when you’re not on your death bed?”
“god, what a romantic. is that a shakespeare quote?”
“shut up and say yes”
“alright fine”
“with more enthusiasm!”
“YES!! GOD DAMN IT”
he shakes his head but then leans down to press a lingering kiss against your cheek before tucking you back against him and evening out his breathing
you fall asleep and dream of boys with beautiful voices who love to dance in the rain
a couple hours later you wake up to a forehead smooch and your Boy whispering bye angel
you sit up and whine and he’s like bby i have to go it’s like midnight n my momma wants me home :(((
you pout and he giggles and taps your lips with his index finger
“go back to sleep and i’ll text you something nice to wake up to yeah?”
you nod and grab his hand to kiss it before flopping back down and passing The Fuck Out
the next morning you wake up still feeling a bit shitty but smiling anyways bc you’ve scored the cutest boy in the universe uwu
he even kept his promise and left you a cute message to wake up to ;((((
duckie☼♥: good morning bbg i hope ur feeling better today and that the sun shines all day for u !!!
you: JEKDKDJ DUCKIE IM STILL SICK BUT TAKE ME ON A DATE RN
you: 💗💗💗💕💌💞💞💗😤💖🤧😔💗😔🤧😔🌺💐🌺🌺🌸💐😔💛😔💛💐🤧💐💐💖💖
duckie☼♥: noooo ur gross
you: you ruined it :(((
duckie☼♥: i mean noooo u gotta get better
you: okay :)))
you finally get over your cold like 4 days later and insist you’re fine to be Taken Out And Treated Like A Princess
he tells you to dress warm except gloves bc he wants to hold youR HAND CAN YOU BELIEVE
you’re weirdly not nervous ? like you thought you would be but you’re just excited and very happy !!!! uwu
he picks you up about an hour after school and reveals that he’s gonna take you to all the cafes in town to people watch and write stories which is !!! your favorite activity !!!!!!
“is it lame??? oh god you think it’s lame i’m so sORRY”
“nO!!! no i love it you did good”
“are you sure?”
“yes duckie”
“okay good i mean i knew you’d like it”
“but you just-“
“hm?”
“,,,,, nevermind”
you both hike around town until it gets late and you’re tired and you end up on a bench in the local park with his head in your lap and your fingers in his hair
you lightly scratch his scalp and hum and he practically PURRS like a cat
(furry ????? it’s more likely than you think)
his eyes are closed and you trace your fingers over his features lightly until it tickles and he scrunches up his nose aw bABY !!!!!
then, without opening his eyes
“so when are you gonna man up and kiss me?”
“first of all, i will never man up i prefer being female thanks. sECOND WHY DO I GOTTA DO IT”
“i asked you on the date !!! you gotta do something!!!”
“i held your hand first!!”
“after i literally offered my hand to you”
“uGH fine come here”
“no i’m not gonna ‘come here’ you literally just made a disgusted noise at the thought of kissing me”
“it wasn’t at the thought of kissing you it was just at you”
“this isn’t helping at all”
you roll your eyes playfully and then yank him up by the collar of his shirt to press your forehead against his
“does this help?”
aND THEN YOU LAY ONE ON HIM ??????:$&:&;&;
QUEEN OF CONFIDENCE
he sighs against your lips and sits up a little more so he can reach you better, smoothing a hand up to cup the side of your jaw and neck
you pull away and his eyes are still closed
“hmmm,,, yeah”
you scoff and drop him back to half laying on your lap
“you’re such a dork”
“yeah but i’m your dork now so it’s embarrassing for both of us”
“aw i wouldn’t have it any other way <333”
“is it just me or was that sarcasm”
“just you <3333”
renjun, who has been rOOTING FOR YOU GUYS THIS ENTIRE TIME
screams when you call him that night lol
literally SCREECHES
chenle happens to be with him and screeches eVEN LOUDER
basically the whole group screams simultaneously they’ve been shipping it since day one
hyuck is a bit prideful so when you guys are out in public he’s not super affectionate but ,, when you’re not out
he’s wrapped around you like a koala and will never let go
you have to go pee? hold it
you’re dehydrated and dying? you can live off of his Love
your favorite activity to do together is BAKING because it never goes well no matter how hard you try
and although it usually ends in DISASTER it’s also a good time and afterwards duckie lets you curl up between his legs on the couch and nap uwu !
dating really didn’t change the dynamic between you two other than affection you still read each other to DUST on the regular  lmao
no one gets too harsh tho bc you love each other and whatnot
ugh love ruins all the FUN doesnt it :/
donghyuck makes it his business to know exactly when it will rain and makes sure to be with you when it does
at the first sight of clouds he is in your house with board games and movies and snuggles to distract you !!! what a sweetheart
on days when it’s really bad you just climb into bed and bury your face in his chest while he talks about whatever comes to mind and distracts you
he also takes to slumping down and falling asleep on your shoulder whenever you have movie nights together and it’s so CUTE
his little heart shaped lips and his cheeks always end up smushed and he just looks adorable wow rip you
he’s obsessed with your cheeks he loves to cup your face while he talks to you and press gentle kisses to them during Sleepy Time or when you part ways in the school hallways
if he’s excited he’ll bound up behind you and wrap his arms around you and kiss your cheek real hard and then start babbling about whatever’s got him so worked up
basically, hyuckie is a boy full of sunshine and passion and sarcasm and he’s the best boyfriend you could ever ask for :’-)
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aalt-ctrl-del · 3 years ago
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I am disturbed by these celebrities like nick me namage who have a massive fan support and are idolized by millions. But they’ll come on with,
“Hey boo. My cousin-sisters-brothers-friends-best man-fiancé-from a distant lineage texted me about this guy she heard from, who know’s this gal, and went to the baby shower, heard that her hubby to be got the swoll balls after thinking about the vaccine. So do your own research and don’t let the people bully you. XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXXOOXOXOXOXOXXO  💋
But these celebrities can stay all sheltered in their homes, pay to get tested or can pay to have the food and provisions brought to their home directly - if not from an app service, then by their own staff. They can have a squad of personal run test services, background check people or require vaccine cards if they HOST AN EVENT, for people to attend. You know, they can’t attend an event because they won’t get vaxxed. But they can - like faux news - require their people and those that come to the event, provide a vaccine card to certify they were prior vaxxed. They don’t have to go out an mingle with people with unknown vaxx status, they don’t have to go to work and deal with anti-maskers having a meltdown over corporate policies minimum wage employees are trying to enforce. They don’t have to mingle with the common folk.
And the fanbase will be like, “aw mah garsh! nick mirage knows a legit-real-person who died from covid and she’s encouraging us to be smart toadstools and not get vaxxed! She so brave and beyond government purchase. We love you too boo!”
They don’t get these people don’t live in the same world. If miraca namager got sick, she would go to the hospital same as everyone else, but she would get preferential treatment. She’d get the best doctors, pay for a private room, get the best treatment available. She’d get reserved medications to insure her kidneys are less likely to fail, they would consult the treatments with the highest rate of survival. nick a rooney and all these anti-vaxx celebrities, would get treatments and care that would have to be robbed from someone, who might’ve done the right thing.
These celebrities, they’re not thinking of the general public. They have done something so heinous in siding with foolish, angry, politicized voices. They can say, “Oh, but they’re encouraging people to be cautious and blah-blah.”
Nope. They are not. The majority of the population can and is eligible to get jabbed. Unless you have bizarre underlying health conditions, known allergies to make you cautious, or if you’re really that worried find free resources that can answers your questions. I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR DOCTOR. I know not everyone has that luxury, but covid will not wait, your vaccination cannot wait.
The CDC and Dr. Fauci are doing everything they can to answer questions and catalog every failure that the vaccine may have, because knowing where it has failed and those it has failed is essential to moving forward with a newer, better, more proactive vaccinations.
But micker fage maga is not encouraging people to be responsible. She’s supplying detrimental and baseless rumors. “Someone I knew got vaccine injured. Don’t let them tell you how to do your life.” And then letting a bunch of people read facebook posts about scary baseless rumors.
She suffers nothing if you all are not vaxxed. She lives in her home on top of the hill away from the plague while her servants run errands. She depends on everyone else to get vaccinated, so she doesn’t need to be “vaccine injured”. Literally disconnected and detached from the common people, and idolized to boot.
People really be like, “yes queen. We die for you sweety!”
your idol makes shit music and you want you and your family to die for her. Because that is what will happen. She won’t suffer the consequences. You and those you interact with, will.
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lesbow · 8 years ago
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how keiths parents really met
keiths mom: hello i come in peace
keiths pa: well i'll be a monkeys uncle its an alien!
keiths mom: yeah
keiths pa: boy this is granny slappin good how can i help ya pardner?
keiths mom: take me to your lizards
keiths pa:
keiths pa: ya mean our head cowboy?
keiths mom: *holds out a satellite image of a t-rex* no take me to your lizards
keiths pa: aw dang..... ya just.... my apologies darlin' but.... ya just missed.... garsh... ya just missed 'em
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pinktatertots99 · 8 years ago
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😊 (u still do) 🙏 😶 💉 😄 😅 😇 🐱 😃 🐸 😆 (this happen a lot) 📺 🌊 😀(a good pal) 😈 😂 🌙 🐭 🍉 💕 👍
Send me an emoji!
😊: You’re sweet. You’ve made me smile before. aaawww!
🙏: I’m a little afraid that you’ll unfollow me. aw sweetie! don’t worry that won’t happen. and the only time it will it’ll be an accident cause it’s tumblr and tumblr likes to fuck things up. but trust me, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
😶: I’m honored that you’re even following me tbH. haha me? a smol bean? haha thank you so much!
💉: Talking to you or seeing you on my dash makes me feel better. I’m so glad to hear that.
😄: I can always count on you to like/reply to my personal posts. aaww haha! I do too.
😅: I often worry about upsetting you or scaring you off. aw. it’s okay. that won’t happen. i’ll let you know if anything like that happens. but don’t you worry, you can’t scare ME away!
😇: Every single interaction we’ve had so far has been positive. YEAH!
🐱: You’re cute‼︎ asdfhkl *blushy blushy*
😃: I love seeing you in my notifications! heehee yay!
🐸: You act goofy. heeheehee garsh. that’s a good thing then.
😆: You’ve made me laugh out loud before. EEEEEEE! so happy to hear that!!!
📺: We have similar interests! YES WE DO!!!
🌊: You have a lot of personality. haha yeah! you do too!
😀: I would consider us friends. ASFDHIJRUIH YES!!! BEST BESTIES!!!
😈: I know your secret~  ohhoho do you now?~…….*blushes and sweats and runs away to change my name.*
😂: I’m comfortable around you. aaww I’M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT!!!
🌙: You’re beautiful. afjkdljdgkhgdug thank you so much!
🐭: Please be kinder to yourself. aw. I’ll will. and I hope you will be too.
🍉: I wish we lived closer to each other. OMG YEEEEESSSSS!!! be so much FUN!!!
💕: I love you‼︎ I LOVE YOU TOO!!! *huggles*
👍: I like you. Just, in general. I think you’re a genuinely good person. thank you so much!
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krashtheremnant · 8 years ago
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I may as well call you "Google" because you; have /everything/ I'm looking for~ -Narra
Aw jeeze aw garsh Im more like Opera bc I screm really loud and I crash a lot. ~Kay
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ecotone99 · 5 years ago
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[AA] The Frozen Forest Shorts (short 2) The Meeting
This one takes place in the Disney studio part of the facility.Right now Mickey,Goofy, and Minnie are at the abandoned meeting room from before about to figure out what their next move would be.
”Haha!...I’m still in awe after we took over the Disney studio not too long ago!” said Mickey happily.
”Hyuck!...we sure showed them!” said Goofy also happily.
”Everything is just going outstanding!” said Minnie amazed.
”Haha!...I know, right?...but we need to make the next move of our little gang we have going here...rumors say there is a certain rat guy in the sewers of this very studio wondering about” Mickey explained.
”Oh garsh!...What are we going to do?” said Goofy worried.
”...We are ink monsters for peeps sake!...What do you think we are going to do Goofy?” said Mickey sarcastically
.”Oh I almost forgot hyuck!” Goofy realized.
”...Anyways...I’m gonna send one of you after him…who wants to go?” asked Mickey.
”I don’t mind getting into a little tussle hyuck!” said Goofy gleefully.
”Good go to the sewers and make him submit himself to the ink!” Mickey ordered.
”Will do sir hyuck!” said Goofy as he got up.He then walked out the door happily.
”Alright now that’s done with...you and me are going to see how our workers are doing...and to see if their other non ink worshipers here” Mickey explained.
”Oh joy!...are we gonna force their will to the ink to any other non followers?” said Minnie happily.
”Correct!...and if they don’t cooperate...we’ll make sure they will be consumed by the ink so they are a use for something!...any questions?” asked Mickey.
”No...not at all!...I just can’t wait!” said Minnie excitedly.”Alright let’s not make them wait haha!” said Mickey as they both got up out of their chairs.A few minutes later. with Goofy.Goofy is in the sewers looking for rat man.
”Getting rid of this thorn in our side is going to be a piece of cake!...speaking of cake that wouldn’t be too bad right now” said Goofy confidently hungry.When he said that he heard over sized scurrying coming from the right side.
”...What’s that noise?” said Goofy confused.The rat man crawled in front of him.
”Hehe...more...wait...What are you doing in my sanctum ink creature?...this place is for rats only!” said the rat man threateningly.
”Sorry to break it to you hyuck!...but this whole Disney studio belongs to the ink...including this here sewer...as you could tell...because you know this is kinda a ink sewer...so I expect you to mosey down there to the boss and submit yourself to the ink” said Goofy dementedly.
”Hehe...do you really think I would work with that cult?...I mean who worships ink anyways?...I’m fine just with my friends” said the rat man laughing as his rats surrounded him.
”Hyuck!...those be fightin words...I’ll gladly get rid of you!” said Goofy smiling.
”You're so lucky you're made of ink...come my friends” said as the rats are ready to fight.
”The ink will subdue you hyuck!” said Goofy also ready to fight. Meanwhile, Mickey and Minnie.They were at the conveyor belt ink producing machine.Mickey started to talk to one of the ink men.
”So...how is the production going?” said Mickey wondering.
”It’s going great subj...I mean Mickey” said the ink man mistakenly.
”Excuse me...what did you say?” said Mickey slightly angrily.
”Uh...nothing mighty ink lord!” said the ink man scared.
”Oh really?...it sounds like he called you a subject” said Minnie mischievously.Mickey grabbed him by the shirt and lifted him up.
”I don’t think you know who you are talking too!” said Mickey threateningly.
”Uh...my apologies sir...i’m just still not used to a...um working for Mickey Mouse” said the ink man nervously.
”Another mistake like that and I will suffocate you in ink in this very machine!...capiche?” said Mickey, very angry.
”Yes sir...a mistake like that won’t happen” said the ink man scared.
”Good!...now continue to work to your little heart's content haha!” said Mickey as he threw him onto the floor.
”Now what were you saying?” said Mickey back to normal.
”Uh...the machine is still working at tip top shape...and we saw no intruders” said the ink man explained.
”Good!...great to see MY little project is working just fine!...I’ll leave you gentleman to your jobs...and as always make sure anyone you see submit themselves to the ink” said Mickey as they both started walking away.
”Ah seeing the past workers suffer just fills me up with joy!” said Mickey gleefully.
”Oh joy!...to think we wouldn't ever get the freedom we deserved!” said Minnie happily.While they were walking a black figure walked away without them seeing.Back to Goofy and the ratman. Right now rat man is holding a knife to Goofy’s throat onto the sewer wall.
”Your not food...so get out of my sewers...and take your stupid cult out of my friends home you freak!” said the rat man angrily.
”Hyuck!...I suggest you look at yourself in the mirror” said Goofy laughing.
”What do you mean?” said the rat man as he started looking at himself.He saw ink sinking onto him from Goofy.The rat man quickly got off him and standed in front of him shocked.
”Even if you are not part of us...the ink will find you...you will submit to the ink no matter what!...let’s see how long you will survive without worshiping ink” Goofy explained.Goofy then reached into his stomach and pulled out a pipe.
”This here is my favorite weapon!...you will learn your lesson when I’m done with you hyuck!” said Goofy as he started running towards him.He swinged the pipe to rat man’s face but rat man catches it in his mouth and took it out of his hand.”Hey what are you-’’ before he finished his sentence rat man chomped on the pipe turning it into small metal pieces.He then spat out all the metal.
”...I guess they call you rat man for a reason...and that was my favorite weapon...you're done for” said Goofy angrily.
”You are stronger than I thought...hehe...but you are still not a match for a rat!...try to catch me!” said the rat man as he started running on all fours further into the sewer with his rats.
”Hyuck!...I can never turn down a chase!” said Goofy as he started chasing him.Meanwhile once again.Mickey and Minnie.They are in a hallway walking.
”You know Minnie...walking in these hallways remind me of the twisted past of this facility and how we were treated...the endless routine of performing with no respect at all...it just filled me with such astonishment when we took over!...but just to let you know...someday the whole world will submit to the ink” Mickey explained.
”What do you mean by that?” Minnie asked.”What I mean is that when we are done with taking over this facility...me Goofy and you...plus our ink followers will go out in the world and show the world what true ink is!...payback is gonna feel like a million dollars when I succeed haha!” said Mickey.”...That’s...that’s the best plan I ever heard since we took over this building” said Minnie impressed.
”Isn’t it just swell haha!” said Mickey happy.While they were talking Goofy appeared behind them and started talking out of breath.
”Sir!...huff...oh garsh...the rat man you told me to get got away...he went somewhere in the sewer...huff...and by the way I have rats in places i’m not too comfortable to talk about” said Goofy out of breath while coughing out rats.
”He got away huh?...well I’ll make sure he...hold on a minute...maybe we shouldn't go after him after all” said Mickey mercifully.
”W...what?” said Goofy surprised.
”I am going to spare them this one person for this one time only because I assume he has been through the same thing that we have...you know?...because the facility treated them terribly as much they did to us’’ Mickey explained.
“What do you mean they don’t deserve it?...shouldn’t everyone be part of the ink?” asked Goofy.
”Of course Goofy...but he have been through the same thing we have been through...maybe not the same but still affected by this shell of a facility...maybe even from Jack...I’ll never forget that name...he is one of the reasons I ended up this way...what I am saying is that they been affected by the same people and treated terribly by them...I started this gang to prove a point...but mostly for revenge haha!...in other words the ink will prosper!” said Mickey somewhat heroically.
”That’s...that’s beautiful hyuck!” said Goofy wiping a tear from his eye.
”Wow Mickey I didn’t expect that to come out of your mouth...and as always you are correct!” said Minnie impressed.
”I know I am!...Well after that speech let’s continue what we were not meant to do and find more ‘participants' that would like to submit to the ink!...Like they always say the ink is always right haha!” said Mickey proudly.
”Ain’t that the truth hyuck!’’ said Goofy gleefully.Mickey,Goofy,and Minnie continued to see how all the ink men were doing and finding little amounts of people to spread the ink too.later on all of the workers in the Disney studio joined the cult forcefully working for Mickey endlessly until Steve came in defeated them all.And that’s when Mickey finally triumphed the scientists and took over a part of the facility.
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