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[grantaire-lover1]

Putting them here too in hopefully higher quality!!

@lesmis-prompts : “mistletoe” :3

[interlockingpatches]

Hello hi happy Christmas/Hanukkah fellow dirtbag procrastinators

There is still time to give the gift of patterns for a fussy crochet technique that the recipient almost certainly won't know how to do! Listen, it'll be something that they don't already have!

And look, I've made so many patterns to choose from:

(You can also give subscriptions, which let the recipient download and keep all 15 collections and do not automatically re-bill.)

Ideally the recipient knows how to crochet already, but everyone knows how to crochet already, grow up. I also work very hard to make my patterns accessible to both crocheters and non-crocheters-who-tend-to-hyperfocus-and-speedrun-new-hobbies.

What are they for? For kicks, mostly, but here are some extremely basic project ideas if anybody asks:

Patches! They're something to do with your hands!

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

Merry Christmas everyone 💝🎉⛄⛄

[ririwithrice]

pov youre dyslexic and searched yaoi insects

he's listening and learning

[ravenclod]

can ppl stop toxifying non toxic ships or i might start scaling the walls

[felassanis]

I'm imagining my very hot, Qunari Crow Rook training at the Lighthouse. She's wearing trousers and her strapless wrap binder as she's twirling a staff in her hands, exerting great skill and effort...

She's sweating, muscles straining and...oh yes. There's Emmrich. Watching. Eyes wide. Trying so hard not to watch, not to feel like a lecherous older man but you can't blame him. Who doesn't want to see a Qunari women and her muscles.

[imsiriuslyreading]

Cold blooded deer murderer 🫧🫶♾️💍❤️‍🔥

There’s a saying. It goes something like, “If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.” Lily had never much believed in God, nor any of the religious practises that went alongside him. But she regularly spoke to the sky. She’d been whispering secrets to the moon since she was old enough to string a sentence. All of her wishes, the hopes and the dreams. The things that scared her so much she couldn’t speak them out loud to anyone but the stars. 

She’d confessed that to James once, when they were younger. She’d regretted it the moment the words had left her, wincing inwardly and waiting for him to laugh at her. But, of course, he hadn’t laughed. Because that wasn’t James. He was the last person on earth to make anyone feel silly over something that meant something. Instead, he’d smiled at her like she’d let him in on the most interesting secret of all, and said, “I wonder if you’ll get to hear all your secrets again one day. When you’re up there.” 

She’d known there and then that she would love that boy for the rest of her life. They were only about thirteen at the time. And in actuality, it hadn’t been a bumpless road. There had been hurdles, quite a few, in fact. Breakups, fights and arguments. Different boyfriends and girlfriends scattered throughout those first few years. But it never changed. Not for her, not really. 

Ever since that one conversation, James Potter had been the main topic of all her conversations with the moon. 

[rokonrrc2]

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Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ . The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x ) _____________________________________ Patreon Commissions

[seal-pelt]

the thing abt misgendering is like. yeah it’s hot. but if you’re not Family then it’s not the same. older sibling or parent calling me their pretty little girl, buying me dresses and makeup and guilting me into wearing them because “that shit was expensive.” grooming me into some fucked up codependent relationship and getting it in my head that if i don’t stop trying to be a boy then they won’t love me the same. stealing my first kiss and taking my virginity and making me want it, need it, until i’d do anything—be anything—if only so it doesn’t end. getting pavlov’d into arousal the second my deadname is said, and getting disappointed when they indulge me by using my chosen name. asking them to misgender me when they’re fucking their cum into my cunt, crying and begging for them to moan my real name. looking at childhood pictures and feeling myself get wet when they talk about their sister/daughter and how they always knew she’d grow up into the perfect little slut. uhm.

[qiu-yan]

imagine the following scenario:

postcanon, jiang yanli comes back to life! (don't ask how, she just did).

shortly afterwards, both jiang yanli and jin ling are hit by a rare poison. the poison is guaranteed fatal if not cured, regardless of whether one has a strong golden core or not. the poison renders both unconscious; therefore, both jiang yanli and jin ling are unable to provide their own opinions on the situation.

jiang cheng and wei wuxian turn the entire jianghu upside down looking for the cure, which must be synthesized from extremely rare ingredients; however, in the end, they are only able to find enough ingredients to create one dose of the cure. this dose must be administered in full in order to be effective; it cannot be split.

*if both jiang cheng and wei wuxian are unable to decide, then either they flip a coin or both jin ling and jiang yanli die

[septembermorningbells]

Oniisama E (1991) dir. Osamu Dezaki

“Ariosto and the Androgyne : Symmetries of Sex in the ‘Orlando furioso’”. John C. MacLucas. Publisher, na, 1983

[polysucks]

But here’s the thing. We don’t read the articles anymore. Not really. And these publications are banking on that. I was mindlessly scrolling when I saw the above post. I deadass wasn’t gonna read it at first and just send the cropped title to my husband with a text that said “another Roseanne Barr :/ another filthy commie we lost to the taste of money.” Because that’s what the publications want.

They want you to share the article so they get paid for hits on their site, whether you read it or not, they get paid by the ad you see. They get paid when you purchase a subscription because they won’t let you read past the first paragraph unless you pay 5.99/month to get down to the third paragraph where the headline pulls the quote from. They don’t give a fuck if you actually think critically—

OUTRAGE SELLS.

and if the title catches your attention, you’ll share it.

I bet you scrolled back up for context when you saw the big text.

Wow i just found two new articles with headers that fucking completely misrepresent that wat Michael Moore's recent open letter said:

what the fuck man, are you expecting people not to actually read the rest of the article?

do you think people aren't going to read this part?

fuck off with that, the man is 100% cool with Luigi

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

We know our man GRRM is fond of Beauty and the Beast, but i wonder if he was influenced for Sandor as well by Phantom of the Opera (another Batb story!). There's a Phantom adaptation which has the Phantom be named "Sandor", and he's not born disfigured, his face is burnt in a fire...And his dead wife has red hair. The film's from 1983 made for tv, obscure. maybe it's a coincidence but..

I checked GRRM's writings and interviews -- using zionius's So Spake Martin Extended search engine, which has everything -- and I'm afraid I can't find any time GRRM has ever even mentioned the Phantom of the Opera. I know sansan Phans have brought up the connection before, but the fact that, yes, POTO is also a beauty and the beast story may just be the simple reason for those shared tropes, sorry. And GRRM has said that Sandor being a real name was unintentional.

Thank you for that info about the 1983 TV movie, though. GRRM did start working in Hollywood in the 80s -- although not until 1985, he had just published The Armageddon Rag in '83 -- but it is possible he saw the movie when it was nationally broadcast on CBS. However, if he did, he's never mentioned it. Perhaps someone sometime could ask him about any perceived POTO connections...

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[griancraft]

Listen to skyjacks also look at my cat