#[ omg lets get thissssss ]

[spideysbruh]

jokes

y/n just posted a story!

caption- just some thoughts 🤭🤭🤔🤔

@realchalamet just tweeted- yes, y/n actually made me go through my following and explain

@y/n liked and retweeted

@y/n replied- okay but you were totally willing !!!

@realchalamet liked and replied- I guess I just love you so much I'd do any and everything for you idk

@yellowyn replied- awwww 🥺😭😭😭

@leestimmy replied- LMFAOOOOO I'm just picturing yall doing this and I'm deadddd

@timmysdunesss replied- okay. now swallow an airtag

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tchalamet literally the most beautiful girl i've seen in my whole life. nobody compares!!! 😍😍

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zendaya did y/n steal your phone be honest

tchalamet no this is just me appreciating my wonderful girlfriend

y/n omg so unexpected haha thank you timmy 🥰😘😘

tchalamet anything for my princess

worldlyyn okay but timmy is actually away filming rn so she's not with him, he fr posted this 💀😭😭

headbandyn but y/n DEF told him LMAOOO

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y/n i ❤️ my boyfriend

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rachelzegler im dead.

willymywonka PLEASEEEEEEEEEE 💀💀💀💀💀

tchalamet why.

florenceamy LITTLE TIMMYYYY

die4yn LOSING IT OVER THISSSSSS

timmylaurie AYE NOW CHOP 🗣🗣🗣

y/n RAH RAH LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON 🗣🗣🗣

tchalamet liked

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tchalamet I'll love her as long as I breathe

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cookieyn VRYINGG

timmylaurie damn he's so in love im crying

y/n wowww so you won't love me anymore when we die ??? ok. noted.

tchalamet liked

tchalamet I can't with you.

y/n 😁🥰🥰😘😘😘

ynxlee why are they the best couple ever

timmytimstan don't get the hype over that fugly girl

lomlyn can you stfu he doesnt want you bro he never will you're literally hideous and evil why would he ever even associate with you

timmyscat DAMN 💀💀💀

y/n just posted a story!

caption- i watch wonka or little women when i miss him 😔💔🫶 my whimsical man

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y/n ill be the brightest, you'll see

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tsgf she's showing wayyyy too much omg, no way timothee is okay w this

ynsheadphones kys tbh

y/n okay and I'll show more, tf ?

tchalamet liked

tchalamet wow.

tchalamet how are you so perfect

sunshineyn timothée is so lucky bro wtf man

spideyyn i wanna know what he did in a past life to deserve this

tchalamet my girl is hot !!!

scrubscrubtimmy should we give timothée some space? 🤔💀💀💀

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tchalamet we do go outside !!! a lot!!!!!

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y/n that was our first time seeing the sun in like three months don't lie

tchalamet 🤫🤫🤫

y/n I'm literally edward cullen

tchalamet my 104 year old girlfriend 😍😍😍

y/n liked

timmytimstan ugh ofc she's a twilight stan, tasteless and annoying !!!

rachelzegler to quote Robert Pattinson, it's not even cool to be a twilight hater anymore 🙃

y/n and tchalamet liked

buzzyyn mama y papa

@y/n just tweeted- WONKA NOW ON HBO (or is it max now? 🤔🙄)

@realchalamet liked and replied- WHY

@y/n replied- 🙁

@shrekxyn replied- WHERED YOU EVEN FIND THIS PLEASEEEEE

@y/n replied to @shrekxyn- tiktok blessed me 😍😍 also wtf is your @ helpp

@curlyyn replied- omg new pfp lets goooo

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[chained-sweater]

Two-Bit Matthews, who doesn’t understand the idea of love, and just nods when Ponyboy and Johnny ramble about eachother or when Steve talks about his and Evie’s dates. Two-Bit Matthews, who ghosts most girls when they confess feelings because he knows he doesn’t feel the same and finds it pointless. Two-Bit Matthews, who gets drunk one night and walks to the Drive-In he knows Dally, Johnny and Ponyboy are at. Two-Bit Matthews, who sets his eyes on Marcia for the first time and finally feels something. Two-Bit Matthews, who doesn’t understand this feeling at first and is genuinely kinda scared of it. Two-Bit Matthews, who tries to forget her and her smile and laugh and everything about her but just can’t. Two-Bit Matthews, who pursues Marcia after a LOT of convincing from Steve and Sodapop. Two-Bit Matthews, who cannot comprehend the fact that Marcia genuinely likes him and likes his jokes, instead of calling them “weird” or “stupid”. Two-Bit Matthews, who comes to understand that it’s okay to not be the comedy relief once in a while and learns to let himself calm down for once. Two-Bit Matthews, who tries to better himself because god knows he isn’t going to be the Carbon-Copy of his shithead father. Two-Bit Matthews, who stays with Marcia until the very end, when a jealous EX of Marcia comes and end their lives together.

Two-Bit Matthews, who watches beyond the grave as his granddaughter fools around and just is herself. Two-Bit Matthews, who sees bits and pieces of himself and Marcia in their granddaughter. Two-Bit Matthews, who sees his granddaughter visit his and Marcia’s grave every sunday, regardless of weather, and talks about her life and everything going on. Two-Bit and Marcia Matthews, who’s granddaughter is named Tallulah.

WHHHAHAHAQJSJKAJAKNWKAKANJJABAJAK THIS IS AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, HEARTBREAKING, A MASTERPIECE OMG OMG OMG OMG ILY FOR THISSSSSS

[lix-ables]

for the member/kink thing just changbin loving y/n in short skirts .. like he buys them for her and she does little fashion shows for him and they ultimately end up fucking with the skirt still on oH my god

IM SO LATE TO THISSSSSS BUT OMG MY MIND AND YOUR MIND lemme give it a consensual smooch c'mere

i see him accompanying you to the store to buy some clothes, specifically skirts because he oh so loves it so so much on you

when you tell him to wait out, so you can try it on, he's DEFINITELY going to follow you in because why not? + points if he gets to choose the ones he likes on you.

betting you that he'd love slapping your buttcheek when he sees you in the skirts and trying it on for him. im talking the ones that are so short that he wouldnt dare let you take it off when he's fucking you

obviously will buy any and all of the ones you wore for him, simply because he is just obsessed with the idea of you wear it while riding him

bonus that when you get home, he wants you in one of the skirts soon after, and the way you tease him? you can expect a night of you riding his thigh as he stops you reaching your climax till he's satisfied <3

[eldritch-hall-after-dark]

Sorry, I’ve had this thought on my mind and needed to get it out.

Breeding in Ciero’s classroom would be so hot. Like, imagine Ciero is teasing Patrick all day by wearing a dress that she knows gets Pat hot under the collar and bending down letting him have a slight view of her ass and thighs. Or, Ciero cockwarming Patrick whilst trying to work.

Either way, it’d definitely end in Ciero getting pounded over her desk, begging Pat to fill her up, to make her a round mama hen, all the while Patrick is telling her how “You ‘gon make me a daddy, huh?”

Omg thissssss!

Patrick just rutting into Ciero, grunting and growling about how he's gonna knock Ciero up so hard.

Probably on an in-service day, so the kids aren't about, and so Ciero can catch up on any marking.

...sadly, because the pair got ao distracted, she had to bring work home with him.

[leicestersbeast]

↳snow it goes! || continued from here || @ignatzlandscape​​​

Ignatz panicked when he heard Raphael call his name. Even though they have been friends since they were kids, Raphael’s enthusiasm never stopped surprising him. The two were complete opposites.

After calming down, Ignatz jogged over to where Raphael was, who was already starting to form the base of the snowman. “Yeah, that would be fun!” Ignatz smiled. Besides, their snowman wouldn’t be any worse looking than the other snowman that had already been built.

“Alright! This’ll look great with the two of us workin’ at it—we can make him real huge! A snowman like no one’s ever seen!”

The snow’s perfect for packing and sculpting out of so they can get real creative with it! While Raphael’s eye for aesthetics has never been as refined or carefully trained (try as he may have, once upon a time) Ignatz will be able to pick up that slack.

Raphael takes a step back to look at the base he’s started, dusting the snow off of his gloves. “You can be the creative director, and I’ll do all the grunt work of packing the snow down so it’s real sturdy, yeah? It’ll come together in no time!”

He can see it already: a snowman that towers over even him, and twice as strong. They’ll make it so tall that Raphael’s gotta stand on his tip toes to bestow the finishing touches��that Ignatz has to stand up on his shoulders to, even! A real testament to the snow’s raw power! A symbol of winter’s strength!

The smile he turns toward his old friend is infectious. “Where should we start?”

[wormonafewlogs]

we are watching Happiest Season let’s goooo

THE OPENING CREDITS ALREADY SET THE GAY ASS STAGE HELL YEAH

uhaul lesbians

omg straight people

I love this tour lady

heist heist heist heist hEIST HEIST HEIST

oh my god straight people wtf

oh to be mackenzie davis

oh she’s actually an orphan

ITS CHRISTMAS YOU KNOWWWW

(spoilers below the cut)

daniel levy is a god

dan gets my “omg straight people”

oh no it’s gonna be bad

“I took lessons for 8 years” jane ily

kristen stewart is having Gay Judgement

OH BUT THEY WANT TO SHARE A BED

jane deserves the world

I’M SCARED OF WHATS GONNA HAPPEN W HER

NO they DID NOT bring connor

mackenzie is Gay Panicking

audrey plaza is SO PRETTY

I’m so scared what’s gonna happen w jane. I’m terrified she’s gonna walk in and ahhhhh

dan levy continues to deliver

“have they ever MET a lesbian?” icon

don’t worry kids, she doesn’t want to sleep there either

OH THEY ARE ASSHOLES

those pretentious bitches

ok eric is ok

no it’s MY early christmas present

me @ sloane: “I f**king hate this bitch. I want her in the ditch” iykyk

jane and sloane are so under appreciated by the family it scares me

nice save kristen

“this family has nothing to hide” oh no

ew straight people with a lot of UMPH

omg he’s flushing the fish noooo

✨❤️aubrey plaza❤️✨

I want them to be friends

STRESSSSS

the peace sign omg

heist heist heist hEIST HEIST

release the roomba

I needed this break

OH NO THE TWINSSSSS

oh no they’re going to the mall together

no the kids are DEVILS

wtf this never happens

what are these security guards

WHAT THE FUCK

ok they should’ve had the kids put a ton of jewelry. that would’ve been more sus

AUBREY PLAZAAAAAA

THEY HAVE DRAG QUEENS????

omg eric’s gonna be there

oh god no I’m stressed

STRESS

I really want a movie from harper’s perspective

I’m lowkey feeling some bi erasure here. like is harper bi or gay? like u feel if she was bi there would be a bigger deal of abby hanging out with connor but I also don’t want that and ahhhh

EW STRAIGHT PEOPLE

I think harper and abby need hugs

GOD TO BE HARPER

I love abby’s outfit also I AM GAY

she’s making a knife with a candy cane ilh

DAN LEVY HAS ARRIVED YESSSSS

they are pulling this off wonderfully

STRESS

ok quiet down a but there’s a party upstairs

pls shut the door oh god

NOOOOO OH GODDDD

ok dan levy I see u

F**K OH NO OH NO

oh I thought eric was gonna be gay but this is an... interesting twist

OK DAN I SEE U I SEE U

eric and abby r such a mood oh wow

OH MY GOD JANEEEEEE that’s do PRETTY

oh my god they were roommates

jesus I’m dying pls save me

hell yeah jane go off

god this is so powerful

aubrey plaza continues to deliver

ok that was REALLY bi erasure how they called harper a lesbian

“lies” mmm bitch try again

it’s gonna happen oh my god

is she gonna propose??

bring out all the surprises ig

WOOHOO POP OFF

nonono nonono no no NOOOOO

dan NOT THE TIME

yes

proposal?

ohhhh I love thissssss

oh no

I actually gasped

HOLY SHITHE REALLY STUCK IT TO THE HOMOPHOBES HOLY SHIT

jane <3

an epilogue???

I LOVE THIS SONG

oh he won!

they went to a pride parade together!!!

is that???? a girlfriend for riley????

TL;DR ok wow that was a lot of stress. like way too much. but um that delivered. like seriously. I love this movie

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 28+29.12.20 lbs

ok we just gonna skimmmmmmmmmmmmm through these eps real quick, coz i wanna get back to reading my Bridgerton books.

28.12.20

i ship this so much, it fuckin hurtsssssss. GIVE ME THE KILLING EVE-ESQUE SAPPHIC ROMANCE I WANT, TELLYWOOD, STOP BEING SUCH FUCKING COWARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

aaaaaaand she’s disappeared.

................... coz angre got his hands on her. angre i swear to god if you don’t unhand her and go back to just simping for your wife...........

lmao she bit him and ran away.

................ straightttttttttt into vansh’s arms.

oh shit. i ship this too????? fuck, this show is just too chock-full with ridiculously good looking people and i need them all to kiss each other’s necks.

ok, maybe not. BAAT BAAT PE YEH MANHOOS CHAAKU KYUN NIKAAL LETA HAI?!!?!? HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE POCKET-CHAKKU?!!?!?

anyway, ahaana’s got a brain and just started screaming her head offfff for riddhima. which is what a normal person (read, anyone NOT RIDDHIMA) would do.

hein who this curly haired girl????

anyway, ahaana like i gots a secrettttt to tellll you. ABOUT VANSHHHHHHHH.

kabir a messyass bitch like me and is like ooooooooooooh ab aayega mazzaaaa.

iss sab ke beech ishani like heyyyy, this is my dress!!!!!! SIS, NO ONE CARES, WE ABOUT TO GET SOME HELLA GOOD GOSSIP. JESUS. PRIORITIES!!!

ahaana like someone wants to killllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, and riddhima is like huh what who why they wanna kill you???? and sis, i think you know from living in this murder-house that ppl don’t particularly need a reason as such to wanna kill you. they just like homicide as a hobby.

vansh like I SHALLLLLLLLLLL PROTECT YOUUUUUUUUUU, YOU SHALL LIVE HERE. sir, i’m pretty sure it’s YOU that she’s talking about that wants to kill her.

riddhima like uhhhhhhhhh??? the fuck is going on? why you promising security to this chick who wanted to phodofy your bhaanda????

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THAT CURLY HAIR GIRL IS, HAVE I FORGOTTEN A WHOLEASS CHARACTER OF THIS SHOW COZ I DIDN’T WATCH FOR 2 DAYS???????

anyway riddhima like WHOOOOOOOO IS SHEEEEE, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER FROM BEFORE????????? like damn, your psycho murderous ex is living in this house thanks to you, and vansh can’t even know a woman that’s not you????/

ahaana going on and on about this stupid SECRET and omg just spit it out or gtfo. i have 8 books of regency era sexy shenanigans to read, and i’m wasting time here on this nonsense.

ok. she saved his life. and did “seva” it seems. lmao the mental image i have.

“vansh, apna vaada yaad hai na? ki tum mera karz chukaaoge; keemat ya shakl jo bhi ho.” oh???????? big promise from vansh, if true.

vansh beginning to regret making such lofty vows.

(also mmmmmmm, what else dat pouty mouth do, baby???)

dadi has taken over and is like you saved my vansh‘s lifeeeeeeee, i shall make sure vansh keeps his promise, blah blah. lord WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALLLLLLL THISSSSSS?!?!?

riddhima like, why did you call me if you wanted to get in touch with him? why not just call him directly????

shaaaaaady reactions from vansh/ahaana at that. lightttttt goes out.

comes back on, and angre like fuck all this, let’s celebrate the new yearrrrrrrr. not sus at all. y’all are alllllllllllllll so fucking shady man. god, ahaana, just bust my girl ridz outta here and go to alaska and eat spaghetti together. iykyk.

and they all just started ballroom dancing as if they’re in beauty and the beast. attention span of a fucking gnat these ppl have. ek baat pe dhyaan nahi tiktiiii.

i’m here for this also. i just want all the sexy ppl to be with each other. idc who is with whom. just put any two of them together and i’m happy.

these two throwing some chabayaa hua dhamkis at each other. I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE UNLESS YOU SPILLING SPECIFIC DEEEEEEEEEEETS.

iske dimaag ke ghode kentucky derby mein daudne lage hain.

and hubs fullllllllllllly knows. he wanted exactly that.

she tries to ask questions and as usual, he shuts her down with ainvayi ki philosophy. MAN WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR YOU TO ANSWER A QUESTION STRAIGHT?????

big talk about pyaaaar and vishwaaaas and bro, i fully know what you’re doing here, you fucking bastard. bloody gaslighting her into ignoring her own instincts in the name of trusting you. like yes, she’s like extraaaa with the jasoosi, but she’s asking RELEVANT, PERTINENT QUESTIONS.

meanwhile this rakshason ki toli has got their hands on the “yes okay i’m a spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!” recording that siya had. great. wonderful. best.

they decide to wait for right moment to use it and show vansh. oh you fucking dumbasses................... he already knows. this is the problem; no one bothers to fucking communicate in this family. 

kabir trying to get the goss outta ahaana, but vansh ne mundi se ishaara kiya and angre just threw a drink on K, so he had to leave to go change.

i like her.

lol she called him a loser. never has a character been more right about all the men of this stupid show.

ahaana staring at vansh in a real strange way. oh bro, kya kaand kiya tha iske saath????? sach sach bolllllllllll.

these two seem have slid into each other’s inboxes already???? oh yeaaaaaaaaah.

ishani has come back with one V for Vendetta mask and is smirking some more about how riddhima is going down. *sigh* same old, same old. 

more ainvayi ka dancing. man, what a waste of a filler episode.

at the dinner table, riddhima finds a chit saying your life is in danger, come meet me out in the backyard. ishani and aryan and chachi making real weird faces. did they send the note or did ahaana???? either way, this not gonna end well for riddhima. as per always.

it’s got to the point where EVEN riddhima is calling out the plotholes in the damn show out loud; saying ahaana said HER life was in danger, now how the fuck is this all about MY life being in danger???

anyway the dumbass goes to investigate.

she got shoved into a car by V for Vendetta (that’s what they should call the show.) which is now filling up with smoke. wonderful.

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29.12.20

she’s so fucking stupid. there’s no way the car doors can be locked from the outside in such a way that they cannot be opened from the inside. peeche ke doors pe child-lock hain bhi, toh she can just climb to the front and open the front doors and jump out. honestly riddhima.

ishani trying to distract vansh from going to look for riddhima with chocolate cake.

vansh is me. cake pakda diya toh duniya ki koi parwaah nahi. it just meeeeeeeeeee and my cake, made for each other, truuueeeeeee loveee.

ALSO LMAO WHY DOES THIS DUDE EAT CAKE LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

riddhima still choking and struggling like a dumbass.

cake done, vansh off to look for his wife. gotta say, he’s got his priorities straight.

ishani making shady faces with Guy Fawkes mask. godddddd. who cares who cares who caresssss?

after 19023019283092130912390 moments of suspense, he finally found her and broke her outta the car.

some loving scolding for wandering off without telling him. dude’s she’s a grownass woman, not a toddler/pet.

anyway she told him someone shoved her in the car and he’s clenching his jaw most magnificently mmmmmmm that jawwww.

ab yeh kaunsi nayi musibat hai???

he’s promising to find and punish whoever and she’s thinking omg it kabir?!?!?!!!!!!!! as if noooooone else in the house wants to murder her.

she’s like you saved me again!!!!!!!! and he’s literally like stop playing khatron ke khiladi up in here every day and i won’t have to, bitch.

ishani literalllllly flaunting that mask on her arm and riddhima like OUFF YEH KHOOONI NANAD BAAZ NAHI AATI.

side mein dekha toh kabir also has one like that.

lmao everyyyyyyone has one of these masks.

R like i need to gtfo here from the presence of all these assholes, k byeeeeee.

she’s confronting ahaana ki why you call me outside and not show up yourself????

ahaana like, bitch tf you talking about? i didn’t call you or send any chit??!?!! get used to it ahaana, iss ghar mein rahogi toh yeh hourly occurance hai, aisa random chutiyaapa. tumhein toh aadat hogi hi, pichle janam mein oberois ke saath jo rahi ho.

riddhima bringing up vansh and ahaana like YOUR MAN SHADYYYYY AF. YOU SHOULDN’T TRUST HIM SO MUCH. iss ek line se hi i have gotten it ki ahaana has been planted by vansh and he’s trying to see if riddhima falls for anyone else’s hearsay again.

riddhima is giving speech about how much she trusts vansh and they’re each others’ parchhaai or some such shit, and lmaoooooooooooooo ahaana’s face......

same, sis. absolutely saaaame.

ahaana like “zindagi mein har bimaari ki dawaai hai, par galatfehmi ki nahi.” snortttttttt.

ahaana going heavy on “vansh don’t love you, he wants to killll your ass” speech and ouff....... ofc riddhima won’t listen. dumbass.

there is not ONE wrong thing ahaana is saying about vansh. not ONE. literally all of it is true. i mean, maybe he does “love” her or whatever, but kya hi karein aise bekaar roz roz life ruin karne waale pyaar ka? isse achcha toh naa hi kare pyaar.

aaaaaaaaand she got slapped for truth-telling. fuck. riddhima, you are such a fucking dumbass. where all this slappiness for your damn husband who was lying to your face for monthssssss, huh????

ugh mera pati mera ishq bhashaan. this chick deserves to be murdered. blindass.................. she’s doing the exact same shit she did with kabir, total blindddddd faith without listening to any reason. she deserves to be fucked over if she refused to learn anything from that kaand and won’t use her fucking brain even now.

honestly this sanctimonious speech she’s giving ahaana........

but for once she’s using her MAALKIN OF THE HOUSE rutba and telling to ahaana to gtfo the house.

lmao ahaana like tell vansh to throw me out, and i’ll go.

cut to......... riddhima is randomly staring at a ladder. as one does.

helllllllllllllllllllllllo. 😏😏😏

riddhima trying to tell vansh ki ahaana is off her rocker and....

well okay then! no more talking about ahaana! 🥰🥰🥰

great. all that was buttering up for the trust test he has set up for her.

climb the ladder, it seems. oh boy. i know what’s coming............

lmaooooo she climbs it and is like ok now you know that i trust you??? can i come back down now??? LOL DUMBASS HOW DID YOU NOT GUESS WHAT HE WANTED FROM THE MOMENT HE TOLD YOU TO CLIMB???????? dimaag ghutno mein hai iss ladki ki.

he’s telling her to jump. ofc. fucking asshole. tereko shauk hai random high places se chhalaang maarne ko toh you’ll make everyone do it or what?

HE’S ACTUALLY GETTING MAD AT HER HESITATION AND ALL I’LL CATCH YOU, DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?????? main hoti toh kehti ki bro, it’s not you that i don’t trust, i just know gravity as a force is more powerful than you are.

stupid stupiddddd bitch. she’s doing it also. DUDE, THIS IS A CLASSIC ABUSIVE TECHNIQUE, WHY DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RIDDHIMAAAAA?!!?!?!? LIKE........................ THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED BEFORE THE AGE OF 30. THEIR BRAINS ARE JUST NOT GROWN ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how self satisfied she looks. fucking dumbass.

while his face is like ‘i can’t believe the twit actually did it.’

some more talk about how she trusts him mosttttttttttttttttttttttttt in the world, while he gets horny for it. god, what a pair of boring dysfunctional fucks. i liked it better when he was vihaan and had a bondage kink.

bharosa talk bharosa talk and oh my god it’s sooooooo fucking obvious he’s planted ahaana to test her and her trust. aaj yeh toh bas level 1 tha. the chutiyaapa just gonna go up from here.

she’s like i don’t like ahaana, why does she have to stay here? he’s turning it back on her and saying if we trust each other, what does it matter if she stays here or says whatever????? which ....... is just some reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy manipulative BS.

he’s saying she has some “issues” that he’ll handle. oh lord. ahaana in danger of getting murdered by this fucker too.

riddhima giving some more vaasta of her neverending trust.........

while this asshole makes these very TRUSTWORTHY faces.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand someone watches them. as per usual. no wonder vansh made sure to go far far far far away from this house to get some nookie. idhar karte toh it would be like those olden days royal weddings, where the whole court would come and sit and watch the marriage being consummated.

[littlespaceporgs]

The Clone Wars Reacts - Part 3

Alternatively, Leah misses daddy Plo, gets annoyed by droids and is thoroughly entertained by Jar Jar Binks while simultaneously simping for Padme.

TA~DA! Welcome to part 3 of the reacts series, where we cover episodes 6, 7 and 8! I won’t lie to you, I actually found episode 6 really boring, 7 was less boring and 8 was maybe a little bit funny and I lowkey enjoyed it so much. So yeah, the first two reacts are kinda boring because I was super bored, but 8 is kinda funny. As usual, major spoilers for season 1 of the clone wars.

Part 1 - Episodes 1 and 2 Part 2 - Episodes 3, 4 and 5

So, lets do thissssss!

Tags (as always, let me know if you want a tag!): @acciokenobi​ @roseofalderaan​ @catsnkooks​ @peacelandbread​ @littlevodika​ @icedcoffeeandgays​ @captainrexstan​ @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky​ @mcu-padawan​ @onabouteverything​ @fractiouskat​

Episode 6: Downfall of a Droid

Notes: since writing these, I’ve discovered that I am 100% without a doubt very much a simp for Plo Koon and it shows.

> Pre-warning, I’m writing this on paper and on the train, so there may be slightly less thots thoughts in this one

> “Suffering serious defeats by Grievous”??????? All we’ve seen for 5 episodes now is Grievous lose????????

> Yeah Anakin! You should listen to Ahsoka!

>> (you need to trust my babey)

> Where the fuck is Plo when you need him? I WANNA SEE HIM

> Maybe that image will tide me over? (we all know it wont but that’s off topic)

> Oh for fucks sake I’ve had enough of Grievous

> YEAH R2, WE ALL KNOW YOURE THE ONLY REASON ANAKIN IS ALIVE!

> “this is too easy” oooohhhhh boy, you say that now......

*Grievous ditches his ship*

> ✨ disappointed, but not surprised ✨

> THERE IT IS!!!!! “I got a bad feeling about this” - bringing the total count so far to 2

> W H A T

>> R2D2?????????????????????????

>>> EXCUSE ME WTF?!?!?!?! DID THEY JUST - R2D2 NO!

> OBI WAN HOW DARE YOU R2D2 IS NOT REPLACEABLE

>> This is one of the few times I am more annoyed with Obi-wan than I am horny for him

>>> Wait no scratch that - i just looked at his face again 💖💖💖💖

> I miss Plo already, can he come back now?

> Oh Ahsoka, you’re so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

> omg Goldie???? I LOVE IT he’s kinda adorable

> ooooohhh boy R2 is going to be on that dodgy ass ship isnt he?

> hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah

>> fart humour, i love it!

> Unique items, huh

> OH SHIT THATS THE TYPE OF DROID FROM THE MANDALORIAN

>> just thinking about the mandalorian reminds me of the new armour/helmet kink i discovered I had and how much i love pedro pascal

> Goddammit R3. oh shit oh shit bad droids BAD DROIDS

> is R2 just a really good droid? or do all of them make this many mistakes???

> hahahaha ‘gramps’, Ahsoka he’s literally only 5/6 years older than you

> *GASP* Anakin, he’s not a lightswitch!

> Oh shit, R2 was on the ship!

>> HA HA I WAS RIGHT

> fuck fuck Grievous no dont take R2 bad droid

> okay, I love obi-wan but he’s being a little harsh

>> mild turn-on but ok 👀👀

> aaaawwww the little stomping when he’s excited

> Do we get to see R2 do a mad escape?

>> WE DO!

> oh no, R2 you were so close

> tracking beacon?! R3, what’re you doing?!

> sorry anakin, they definitely saw it

> R3 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE HYPERDRIVE TOO?

> YEAH AHSOKA, YOU SAVE ANAKIN’S BUTT

> You, know, I’m starting to wonder if R3 is doing all this deliberately??

> lowkey, I want to tally the amount of droids grievous hurts/destroys

> well, i want R2 back in the next episode, please and thank you.

Episode 7: Duel of the Droids

> Okay, all I want is for Anakin to hurry up and find R2, because I want this arc to be over

> I’m going to keep this reacts fairly short because I’m a little bit bored

> All I want is more Plo content, is that too much to ask???????

>> If you can’t tell I have a thing for Plo Koon and I officially joined the simp club for him.

> This trandoshan guy is just.... bleh 🤢

* insert gross shiver* 

> YEAH R2 YOURE DOING SO WELL! HOLY SHIT GO R2D2!!!!

> I said it in part 1, and I’ll say it again, R2′s whirring is a mood

> Okay so fucking R3 just turned R2 down, so I am definitely starting to think this is deliberate?

>> HOLY FUCK I JUST REALISED A THING! DUEL OF THE DROIDS???????? R3 VS R2??????????????????

> ANAKIN IGNORE OBI-WAN LIKE USUAL, YOU GO AND SAVE R2 OK?!

> Rex’s expression when he’s told to carry R3 is comedy gold by the way

> Oh please Captain, kindly fuck me

> FUCK YEAH AHSOKA!

> *sighs* Oh the droid humour

> I mean, it is a type of head adjustment I guess 🤷‍♀️

> ...

>> Did you seriously think grievous, being the slimy bastard he is, wasn’t going to kill you?????

> OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT I WAS RIGHT FUCK R3 MAN

> AHSOKA KICK GRIEVOUS’ BIN CHICKEN LOOKI- oh no she was thrown into a wall, never-mind.

> R2 YES ZAP THAT GODDAMN DROID AND SAVE ANAKIN

> oh this is awkward, I love how R2 is insulted that he got R3 hahahahahahahha

> YES AHSOKA YOURE RIGHT, HE IS A STUBBY LITTLE BACKSTABER

> okay the most interesting point of this episode is ahsoka is escaping grievous

> OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT AGAIN?! R2 AND R3 ARE DUELLING!!!! I CAN SEE THE FUTURE OR SOME SHIT LIKE A JEDI

> THATS RIGHT BITCH R2D2 IS BETTER

> anakin looking out for R2 is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

> ngl, i had a small degree of satisfaction when I saw R3 get smashed to bits

> “oh anakin... one day” obi-wan is a mood

> oh thank god its over, alright what’s up next?

Episode 8: Bombad Jedi

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH DOES THIS ONE HAVE JAR JAR IN IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

> please tell me it has jar jar in it, then it will surely be funnier than the last 2 eps

> OH SHIT THIS EPISODE HAS PADME TOO IM SO HAPPY YAY

> oh in the white outfit too, i love this woman so much

> I’m going to put a photo hear so you can appreciate it too

> My horny bisexual senses are tingling

> HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA IM ALREADY LAUGHING AT THE STUPID FROG

>> *for context he already fucked up once and we are 1 minute and 15 seconds into the episode

> she has a point though, C3PO does usually get into trouble

> oh boy, he sounds mad.... I’m getting a sinking feeling about this

> oh no

>> ah shit he’s gone and joined the separatists

> YOU DONT GET THE RIGHT TO CALL HER SWEET YOU TRAITOR

> I am much more entertained nonetheless by this episode

> wait so they fart insults???? it sounds like a fart and i giggled a little

> Oh and now jar jar’s trying to talk to them

> HAHAHAHAH C3 always gets shit thrown at him or shot at, whenever he’s in an episode I get a little bit happy 

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ITS A FUCKING MAGNET OH C3 YOU POOR DROID

> why does he automatically jump to jar jar’s been killed oh my god so little faith like its a swamp planet???? and jar jar comes from a swamp planet????? of course he gone survive falling into water????

> buta mesa sav-ed you? i love this stupid creature oh my god hahahahaha

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE JEDI CLOAK OMG

>> definitely 100% anakins, and I love the Padme has the equivalent of one of his hoodies

>>> I want one too

> ooooohhhh this is not going to go well

> oh boy

> I’m guessing this is where the bombad jedi comes from?

> DARTH JAR JAR

>> I am so sorry no its not mine, but I have no idea who’s it is

> wheresa jedi? OH MESA JEDI?

> have you guys seen zootopia? specifically where they trigger a ‘howl’ with the wolves??? Thats what I headcanon the droids are like with ‘roger roger’

> DAMN PADME THATS SOME MADASS CORE STRENGTH

>> crush me with those muscles please

> “There’s no jedi in here, wait there’s no prisoner in here!” hahahahahahahahah

> One day I’m going to have to do a little audio recording so you all know what sound I make whenever I’ve written hahahahahaha

> FUCK YEAH PADME SLAY THOSE DROIDS

> “I’m afraid the ship has been destroyed.” 

>> “Battle droids?” *shakes head*

>>> “... Jar Jar?”

>>>> “Jar Jar.”

> obviously Padme was right, she usually is

> oh boy Jar Jar is your only hope? you’re in for a shock buddy

> Padme is an excellent shot by the way

> OH MY GOD IT ATE HIM TO PROTECT HIM THATS SO SWEET

> “I think Jar Jar’s dead.” “Oh again?” goddamn it C3PO

> YEAH SLUG CREATURE THING GOOD JOB!

> ...

> excuse me????

> WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND HERE I WAS HATING ON UNCLE ANO WHEN HE IS STILL IN THE REPUBLIC

> okay he has my forgiveness now :))))))

alright, I enjoyed episode 8, 6 and 7 were a little lackluster, but I did like 8 a lot actually, more than I thought I would 

anyways, see you next time for 9, 10 and 11!! (I’m pretty sure I saw ventress and kit fisto in the title image, so be prepared for major ass thots because i am very heavily attracted to one (1) assassin and one (1) fish man)

[dapper-wings]

SPN 15x08 Thoughts “Our Father Who Aren’t in Heaven”

HOLY SHIT Y’ALL

That’s all I’m gonna say above the line; spoilers and a lot of feels for SPN season 15 below, enter at your own peril. 

God in a casino. We really will have a gif for everything. 

Eileen fighting like a BADASS

Her “hey” is SO CUTE

YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME

OMG THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS FOR WINCHESTERS THIS IS HUGE AWWWW

IS THAT A TABLET F*CK NO

okay nice joke but Dean knows what an Achilles heel is

I just love the three of them in the bunker

DONATELLO

“When I go crazy again, just shoot me” such SPN energy😂

The way they’re all staring at him lol

Don’t even SAY HIS NAME

you know I’m not even fighting the ‘welp let’s just share all our secrets and history’ thing anymore

actually scratch that. I’m still mad. I liked it when they kept the secret and made things up. 

WTF CHUCK?!?! 

LIKE TENNIS WITH MONSTERS

THREATENING EILEEN AND JODY AND DONNA CHUCK YOUVE GONE TOO FAR DONT YOU DARE HURT MY SAMMY OR MY SHIP LIKE THAT 

Cas, baby, the bunker’s warding doesn’t protect shit anymore like hell it’d keep chuck out

Lol Donatello running out, like same dude

Damn team free will be moving and I’m HERE FOR IT

HEALING CAS AGAIN AHHH

WITCH SAM HELL YAH

THEIR HAIR BLOWING

you can see the fear in sams eyes ugh no don’t hurt my baby like this

“ARE ANY OF US WINNING?!?!”

Damn they getting their asses kicked HOLY SHIT ROWENA?!?!?!

ROWENA QUEEN OF HELL HELL YEAH

OH SAMS FACE AWWWW

SHE LOOKS SO GOOD ON A THRONE

ok real question does hell have wifi now that Sam’s back he can set up amazon for her

ROWENA BEING A COUNSELOR DAMN

OMG NAPOLEAN

Sam being her waiter I’m dying I don’t know how to feel about thissssss

ADAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HOLY SHIT I KNEW IT WAS COMIN AND IT STILL GETS ME

OMG THO MICHAEL JUST TALKING ABOUT IT WITH ADAM SO CHILL

DAMN ADAM SAYING IT LIKE IT IS

Donatello is so done lol

Bro Winchesters hell yeah DEAN SHIPS EM HELLLL YEAH AWKWARD PUPPY SAM OMG AHHHH IS THIS FOR REAL?!?!??????? THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED I AM SO SCARED DONT DO THIS DONT PLAY WITH ME SPN MY SHIP IS ACTUALLY SAILEEENNNNN (GET IT XD) 

Lilith and Adam and Michael and Chuck OK THEN

OKAY THEN NOT LIKE IT TOOK THEM ALL OF SEASON 4 TO DO THAT THE FIRST TIME

EXCUSE ME I NEED BOURBON

CAS IS PRAYING REPEAT CAS IS PRAYING I AM HAVING ALLLLL THE FEELINGS AUGHHHHHHHH

THE CAMERA WORK ON THIS EP THO HOLY HELL QUACK

CAS STILL CARES AUGH

HE KNOWS

HIS SAD EYES AUGH

CAS BEING BADASS HECK YEAH 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE PERFECTION 

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE REAL MICHAEL NOT THE OTHER WORLD ONE NO WONDER I WAS SO DAMN CONFUSED IM SORRY ITS LATE HERE OKAY 

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

AHHHHHHHHHH

I LOVE THIS EP BUT ALSO IM TERRIFIED

KILL ME NOW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LILITH AND MICHAEL AND ADAM AND ANGEL FIRE ITS LIKE SEASON 4-5 ALL OVER AGAIN AUGH

Sam taking control yeah!

QUIRELLMORT VIBES FROM ADAM MICHAEL FIGHT ME

STOPPING BEFORE THE APOLOGY TYPICAL SPN

Adam is....surprisingly mature????

John-Dean Michael-God yeah that analogy never hurts *sarcasm*

OH NO EILEEN AND SAM 

IM SCARED

CAS “I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU” GO ANGEL GO AND WITH THE OLD QUOTES YEAH

DID HE JUST?!?!?!

WE DIDN’T BOND *understatement*

Also why isn’t Michael in the dungeon at least

OOH NO SHITSHITSHUT I DONT LIKE THIS

OH F************CK

PURGA WHAT THE FUCK NOW 

NOT AGAIN SHIT DAMN HELL FRICK ME

SPN NO WHAT THE HELL

Dean and Adam and that ENTIRE CONVERSATION THO

“Since when do we get what we deserve” *LOOKS AT CAS*

IT ENDS THERE?!?!?!?

AUGH FUCKING SHOULDA KNOWN RICHARD DIRECTED OFC HE DID THIS EP WAS AMAZING AND IM TERRIFIED

AUGH MY SHOW MY SOUL MY HEART 

[garethito]

omg i love gareth and toni relationship they are so sweet and cute toni is so cold and gareth is so goofy and fun i love the chemistry between them can you post about the moments? Please

OMGGGG I KNOW!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ TONI AND GARETH ARE SO INCREDIBLY CUTE!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I LOVE how Toni is that cold guy, exactly like you said, and how Gareth is exactly the opposite, and opposites attract!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

AND THEY HAVE SO MANY MOMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS ❤️

LETS START OFF WITH A RECENT GEM, WHEN GARETH CONGRATULATED LUCAS ON HIS NEWBORN BABY IN SPANISH AND TONI ASKED GARETH HOW HE KNOWS SPANISH AND GARETH WROTE BACK TO HIM IN GERMAN SDKHJKSJKBGNGJL

ANOTHER ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC ONES, WHEN TONI DIDNT HIGH FIVE GARETH JDFEEKNEFN

A PERFECT DUO

LOOK AT HOW TONI IS LOOKING AT GARETH IM SCREAMING

EVERY SINGLE HUG BECAUSE COME ON, THEY ARE SO CUTE

THE HIGH FIVEEEES (btw Toni had the weirdest way to high five people but now he is getting better at it AJDJJFKJDF)

THE HALF HUGS I AM ABSOLUTELY LIVING FOR

THISSSSSS

THIS I CANT BREATHE LOOK AT GARETHS FACE HE IS HAPPINESS IN PERSON WHEN HE SEES TONI

IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL LAST SEASON WHEN TONI WAS SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF GARETHHHHH

I ALSO LOVE THIS

THEY ARE SO PERFECT I CANT EVEN BREATHE, GODS, LEGENDS, WONDERFUL SHIP ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[wrasslin-x]

If you could take over creative for wwe how would you book Raw?

OH.

OMG.

THISSSSSS.

 THIS IS MY DREAM.

I would 1000000000% change it up. I’d let some predictable outcomes happen, but not ALL. And I’d definitely have the women have far more matches that weren’t more than one-on-one.

I honestly haven’t watched RAW a lot lately because I got so disenchanted with it. So I don’t know exact details of current match-ups.

But I can tell you for sure I wouldn’t let the “expected” ones to go over as often as they do. I wouldn’t let the “expected” win the big time. I would let changes happen more fluidly and make sure the story progresses vs. stagnates. I wouldn’t let “part-timers” run the show beyond a blip. I wouldn’t ever use physical differences or real-world-trauma as plot points. I’d make sure I would only call-up people as seen fit, and not to oversaturate a roster. I’d make use of all the talent I have, and not repeat repeat repeat.

I have so many thoughts and ideas and just an overall perspective of a long-time-fan and a person that (I think) gets what makes a story matter/doesn’t let a story become complacent.

Basically, just let me at it. LET ME AT IT, WWE. LET ME AND DK (@allhailthe-demonking) AT IT! WE CAN MAKE THIS BETTER! BECAUSE WE CARE!!

[twiafom]

@alkalinefrog this absolute FULL COURSE MEAL OF COMMENTS let's GOOOOO

omg PLEEEAASSEEE JOIN i have my whole art list for it sorted, i actually have to get started early because i'm roadtripping the first few days. i campaigned for fma au and i WILL SEE IT THROUGH!!!

right i love it too!! the one guy growing up who was always on his side even if they were both kind of weirdos HAHA. also loving you picking up on every emotional note i was putting down in all of these 😭

HICCUP BASICALLY SAYING "THANK YOU" HERE IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR 😭 like especially with it following the first one 😭 yeah. also my fav. dying a little about it

LET IT ALWAYS BE KNOWN THAT I'M A SUCKER FOR A WEDDING. httyd having specific wedding and courtship traditions makes me bark fr like i can and will write it into every fic i possibly can and incorporate it into half my art because i'm insane about it. COME ON DREAMWORKKKKKSSSSS i'm crowdfunding this #LetMyGaysMarry

10 year time jump hijack gets me on such a deep level like with jack being a character who never grows old just the implications of him being here with hiccup with visible signs of having aged (long hair older jack TRUTHER) i'm just climbing the walls. THEY DESERVE THISSSSSS

THANK YOUUUUU costume design truly brings me joy i love playing dress up with my jackycup dolls. there are so many interesting design elements in httyd and then just incorporating other fantasy or historical elements is a blast every piece is an experiment. LONG HAIR JACK. it is the way

not only do we not deserve you, i specifically don't deserve you

@alkalinefrog HIIIIIII 😖 having a moment. why do they get me SO BAD

[babydollsmadd]

3 + 10 + 11+ 12 for Zazie, 14 and 15 for everyone, 18 for Nyru, 29 for Tatsu 8) 👀👀 have fun answering!!! ✨

3. who are Zazie’s best friends?

His best friends are Nyru & Tatsu! They’re the people that matter most to him, and they’re super close. He’s had romantic/physical relationships with both of them, and despite all the drama that happens between them, they somehow always manage to overcome those issues. Their friendship is something that lasts a life time.

10. who does/do Zazie love the most? hate?

Love and hate lie very close together, and the people he likes having around are also the ones that sometimes drive him mad with rage. He treasures his friends a lot, especially his best friends, but sometimes he simply needs a time out. He generally dislikes most people, but if we’re speaking “true hatred with all his being that literally consumes him”, that’d be his biological parents. If we’re talking “he’d literally die for them that’s how much he loves them”, that’d be Nyru.

11. who is/are Zazie’s rival(s) and enemy/enemies?

Pretty much every single person on earth, to be quite honest. He even sees his closest friends as rivals sometimes. This stems from his need to always be in control, and even if people just want to help and do what’s best for him, he sees it as a challenge. In his head, it’s him vs the world.

12. who are Zazie’s friends?

He has a surprisingly high number of “friends”, just people he sometimes hangs out with or goes to parties with. He doesn’t actually see them as friends, and he tends to pretend and fake a lot with them. His closer, actually meaningful friendships are with my other paras. Aside from his two best friends of course, he considers Rin, Meg and Ami really good friends.

18. what do/does Nyru think of themselves?

That highly depends on which “version” of Nyru we’re talking about. Her personality and the way she sees herself changes so much from day to day, and it also depends on which paracosm it is, what job she has, her backstory and all that stuff. The kinds of stories I’m currently doing in my LA paracosm generally depict her as a popular artist who’s quite confident, outspoken and even flirty. While she has a very dark side to her and sometimes breaks down, she’s extroverted and active in her life. When I just started that paracosm tho, she was literally the exact opposite. She was quiet, introverted, extremely depressed and just not in a good place. That’s how I’m feeling a lot at the moment, so my way of dealing with that is by turning my parame into this confident, strong person. In Genesis, my newest paracosm, it’s a little more complicated. From the outside she seems bright, witty and optimistic, but she has a lot of things going on that the other people don’t really know about. She doesn’t have the best self image and is extremely dependent on Zazie. So it’s hard to say what she actually “thinks of herself” because it changes that drastically. (I’m sorry omg I realize I didn’t really answer the question it’s just a little weird D:)

29. what do/does Tatsu want most from their life/lives right now?

Uhhh that’s a difficult one. He’s not really one to think about what he himself wants, but instead what others want - especially his friends. If you asked him this question, he’d probably just make a joke about wanting something to eat. I think what he wants most from his life is to be able to put himself first and be selfish for once. To be able to actually do what he wants instead of worrying about others. He also wants to fix things with his sister and the rest of his family, but who knows if that’ll ever happen.

14. time to spill the tea! who has the biggest secret(s)? who else knows? dare you tell us?

Loriiiiiiii why would you ask me thissssss you know exactly it’ll be something fucked up about Zazie lmao. He has a lot of big secrets, and depending on what kinda story it is, it can even be a secret identity or something. He’s extremely good at keeping secrets, so the only people who’d know them are Tatsu and Nyru. I’m not gonna write it out here, but we already actually talked about one of his biggest secrets once, the thing about the, ya know, forest at night, hella grey-zone, cough cough. That thing. Otherwise, I think Nyru also keeps a lot of secrets, but those are more about her true feelings and all that, nothing that’s actually really interesting.

15. oops, all the tea’s in the harbor now. tell us a secret, major or minor, for each para you’re answering for!

This is gonna take me ages but, here we go. These are pretty much all minor things tho since I don’t really want to talk about the big things rn.

Zazie: Actually really loves rocking out to Elvis Presley.

Tatsu: Has a gambling problem, really doesn’t want people to know.

Nyru: Likes drugs more than she says I guess?? (no idea man this was difficult)

Nyra: Has a secret diary that she writes in daily.

Nyro: Doesn’t actually feel that much regret for what he did to Nyra.

Ami: Cares about her brother Tatsu a lot more than she lets on.

Megumi: Likes staying at home with her gf Suki a lot more than partying.

Ao: Really wants to actually be a therapist instead of a model.

Suki: Doesn’t really have any secrets? She wears her feelings on her sleeve.

Rin: Does sometimes get scared of Zazie despite saying he doesn’t.

[revisitingglee]

S3 E10 - Yes/No

THE GOOD

- Becky’s monologue is really fun

i love the british accent (it does get a little offensive at times, but what can you expect. this is glee)

- I LOVE ROZ WASHINGTON

her first monologue is hilarious. incredible writing and performance

- i love Sam and Mercedes’ relationship

they are so cute!!

- Sue’s advice to Artie was really good

turns out treating people like people works

- SO YOU’RE A SPINSTER

!!!!!! OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

- Finn’s proposal is actually very heartfelt and cute

i like the writing

THE BAD

- i wish they would have let Emma propose in a way that wasn’t weird

it would have been cool for her to propose to him

- “this is the kinda news you share with your family and you guys are my family”

weird. you need to set boundaries with your students. this is too much. it’s creepy.

- Finn back at it with the toxic masculinity

let Sam do synchronized swimming and leave your weird popularity thing out of this

- WHO THE FUCK ASKS THIER STUDENT TO BE THEIR BEST MAN??!?!?!?!?

that is so weird!!! why doesn’t he have any friends who are adults??? BOUNDARIES!!!!!

- Rachel’s ballerina necklace is so ugly wtf

- “just be glad comrade Obama still allows Christmas”

?????????????? why was this line necessary??? what the fuck??

- the Becky intervention was ableist

- the part about Finn’s dad is really sad

also i’m glad they are trying to stop him from joining the military. that’s a stupid idea. 

THE MUSICAL

- Summer Nights (10/10)

this is great use of this song. they did do the number almost exactly the same as it is in grease, but it’s still really fun. the boys have some strange choreography moments, but overall a great number.

- Wedding Bell Blues (7/10)

???????? this number was weird. what was with those weird hats that Sue and Beiste were wearing?? Emma is a good singer, but i don’t like this song. the choreo/blocking was strange and it felt very manic. i didn’t not enjoy it though, so that’s weird

- Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin’ Jack Flash (1/10)

NO NO NO NO nononononononoooo no. I HATE THISSSSSS. this was the one of the worst things this show has done to me. whyyyyyyyyyyy????? Mr.Shue’s dancing made me want to vomit. this mash up was awful. don’t even get me started on the ethics of a teacher doing this with his students. not even Mike Chang’s sweet sweet dance moves could save this abomination. wrong. gross. bad. 

- The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (9/10)

this song is very pretty. this vignettes were cute, especially the one with Santana and Britney. overall, i liked it a lot. also all of their dresses were very pretty. 

- Without You (8/10)

this number is pretty good. obviously Rachel can belt out a ballad, so it wasn’t anything special. i don’t really like this song, so this just wasn’t it for me. 

- We Found Love (9/10)

it’s a cute proposal. i like it a lot. the synchronized swimming is a lot of fun. the best part is when Artie goes off the side of the pool in his wheelchair though. i died. anyway, cute number. (the white tux and top hat is a bad look)

[rqs902]

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This is the strangest and most 隨便 and least emotional ranking reveal ever

What is xikan's weird pink streaked hair

You know it makes no sense for xzx to make it in when cxh is #23 and they're literally the same person except for his connection to gjm... CMON CXH TOTALLY KNOWS ITS RIGGED LOOK AT HIS FACE

so did akey only make it in bc 20boy or did youku add him into top 14 just so it wouldnt look weird for xzx to be the only unexpected one

Wait did we get to see them eat hotpot together or am I forgetting something

Aw all of zlj's group came together except zhan yu bc tyger lol

Ofcourse ycw could get emotional lol

That was a weird transition straight into a shot of douzi lol

Also can we talk about how awkward zry and xzx are on stage LOLLL actually when I think about it, in comparison, ycw being as comfortable as he is on stage is pretty impressive.

Also gz's voice sounds nice! But also theres some weird audio stuff going on with the live and recorded voices not lining up LOL awkward.

Im just watching this perf being like why this song.....

LOL SBR'S MILK TEA SHOP

wait so people who didnt make it in ep 1 just dont exist to this show LOL rip

LOL LI HAOS FACE when syh is talking hahahahhhahahahahha

Lol this second group just standing on stage all bored of waiting lol

Omg lin mos voice

Wat just happened to him lol

Ooof lin rans voice is so fitting ahhhh

So why are they still singing covers during the finale lol

Lol why am I so amused that lin mos interaction with the girl was basically no interaction LOL

Lol feels like they're not singing live

Lin mo has lost a lot of weight

PLEASE LET LIN RAN CENTER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HE NEEEEEEDS THISSSSSS

Please please please please please omg this can be it, this can be a lyj moment!!!

LOL WHY DO THEY GET MULTIPLE VOTES lol wasting everyone's time making things over dramatic

I'm sorry I love ycw but lin ran neeeeeeeds this

OMGOMGOGMGOMGMGNGMG YESSSSSSSSSS LIN RAN CENTERRRRRR

Lol they look out of sync and they don't seem to be singing live either?

Man this isnt as satisfying as I thought itd be bc the center doesnt stand out very much?? He doesnt even get a particularly nice outfit.... the camera is also not particularly focusing on him....

This song is okay but why is xzx suddenly a vocal

看我的手段!!!!!!! Tyger!!!!!

Tbh this perf looks messy and the outfits and staging are so mediocre??? This is so far from what I imagined a finale stage to look like.

The top 14 is missing a strong vocal like ZHAN YU lol... even renyu when dancing doesnt sound particularly strong :/

Lol ylq and cyc sitting together lol

Ay Jin fan and zhan yu!!!!!

Gz and zlj are both really good dancers and maybe I'm just biased but I feel like the other group did better, just had more strength? Their friendship is cute tho hahaha

Omg hwx and lm imitating them IM DED

I'm not super perturbed who gets center bc I dont think itll really matter for these kids, they're ranked so safe. But hoping itll be xikan just bc I love xikan :')

Xikan and zuo ye repping IP ayyyy

AY XIKAN but c'mon if it wasnt, it wouldn't make much sense. plus youku owes him LOL

Xse rap a bit messy

But this song and stage is so much more high quality designed than lin ran's smh

Lol did zlj just say "booty" wat

Lol did lin mo mess up

Im just so happy they actually LOOK good, and even tho the prerecorded is so overbearing at least lin mos voice sounds nice on it LOL

When zlj is in a group of strong performers like this, you really notice how much he gets buried...

LUO ZHENGGGGGGG OMGGGG HE LOOKS SO MATURE WTFFFFF I'm so happy he came, what real friendship :')

Lol ycw's mom would be here lol

Awwww luo jie.....

Aww dxy and lxk first meeting and cyc and ycw wow such warm beginnings

Aw Jin fan and sbh friendshipp

LOL LI HAO RIPPING THE CAMERA OFF THE WALL

Ylq crying like a ycw lol

Ayy I hear lin mo cheers :')

Lol they added shoulder pads to their uniforms, is this ytzm style lol

I would not be surprised if star master paid for 2 tygers to make it into the top 14 lol

aw akey's crying.... I'm happy for him, doing so much better this time around. He deserves to have more recognition for all he does

Lol ycw isnt crying??? Loljk and even cyc aw

LIN RANNNNN aw hes crying too... and xue en

Aw gz reminding us that hes really just a smol child inside.

Lin mo's been through all of this before so hes trying really hard to be strong. Ofcourse youku is suppressing his votes to put him at the edge to add drama ugh this is the type of thing that would happen to lin mo.... literally he deserves to be so safe pls

Hwx also just a child inside aw

lol I'm sorry this is supposed to be so emotiona but hwx's foundation is such a weird shade lol actually zuo ye's is too LOL

I'm grateful for the extra xue en footage? Lol seems random but hes so handsome darn

Omg is xikan teaching a bunch of moms how to dance eiei

I love tygers

Omg LI HAO THIS VCR ENDING IS TOP QUALITY HAHAHHHAA

Singapore broooooos

Ofcourse li hao yet again delivering us the eng subs lol

Oh gosh seeing lin mo sing this type of song with this look of sadness reminds me too strongly of the qcyn finale. Oh gosh the hair, the gaze, it's such a punch to the gut

Wow these kids look so uninvested LOOOOLLL but also I'm surprised they let all them back on stage for this and not the theme song?

Oscar comforting a distraught lin ran omg can we pls talk about this

Hm how did they do this part distribution lol

Literally youku keeps using junrong for his voice but gives him no recognition ugh

The crowd cheering for xikan yus

Oh I notice enyu's hair is styled like a wave oo

Why is Jin Fan's hair such a strange color

Lol ycw would be completely ruined

Aw lin mo's little smile at the end of his words

Youku is really bent on making this the longest finale ever lol...... another song???? With everyone??? Uhhh and obviously some people's mics aren't on??? I'm so confused what is happening why cant I hear some of their voices lol

LOL LI HAO RUNNING INYO ENYU HAHAHA

This is really dragging things out lol I'm just doing work while watching bc no ones got time for this much unnecessary build up..... good thing all my meetings are in the afternoon today lol

At least they kinda highlighted xikan more in that last montage... finally

Ugh why did renyu get 6th. I think it means it's over for lin ran. You know I'm not surprised but also I still cant believe youku did this. What a disaster.... I knew I'd be disappointed by these results :( im literally shaking my head.

the rest is gonna be lxk zlj hwx zy lm gz in whatever order youku wants. Well it's over. Thanks for the quick ending to the suspense youku lol

They even had the audacity to put zry 6th.....not even 7th..... is this an insult? Theres no way. It's like they want to make it seem like he was safely at the top but theres no way.

Well I knew not to get my hopes up, gotta be ready for disappointment lol.... lm hasn't been announced yet at #3..... lol is this what star master had to pay to get akey in top 14? Pulling lin mo down. Well I feel like this is gonna be a damper on his career bc the media wont care how high you ranked before, but only where you rank at the end. And the ranking becomes how the media defines you.

How tf would lin mo go from 3rd to 7th wtf. Theres no way. He literally has one of the largest fan bases lol this makes zero sense. Way to play with someone's career for the sake of your dumb drama youku

Why is stanning lin mo always like this...... ugh he always gets stepped on and mistreated

I'm sure hes disappointed, hes supposed to be higher and everyone knows. Theres a reason the fans were demanding 高位, not just debut

Also rip lin ran sigh I'm so sad for lin ran too.... what will lin ran do now... he was so close this time :( is he gonna have to do this again?

and the kid has been so distraught for the better half of this 4 hour show.... you can tell how much this really means to him and how desperate he is and how empty and completely ruined he’ll feel when he realizes hes lost. tbh i dont think renyu would’ve felt that destroyed. but youku is here to destroy lin ran. 

I knew youku would disappoint me

THANK YOU AT LEAST XIKAN IS CENTER. If anything, he shouldn't be so emotional bc he shouldn't have needed to be so worried. He so safely has the largest fanbase, but youku just didnt make it easy for him. The main reason why he has doubt in himself is because of youku, and it's sad bc he deserve to feel safe, he shouldn't have to feel so insecure.

Me still smh to see renyu on the other side and lin ran stuck in the back.

Lol the right side of the debut group (the public's picks) vs the left side (youku's picks)....

Lol SKY could be worse

Lol feels like youku just being like let's pick a random english word

Okay but really, I just really want to know what lin ran will do next

I have zero hopes youku will actually manage this group well. Let's look at new storm or blackace lol

Like we all knew this lineup would happen but it doesnt make me any less sad or disappointed

Welp at least it's over now. Time to continue doing my work lol

renyu makes nice songs

but that doesnt mean he fits in a boy band better than lin ran 

i dont think ill ever get over this

[seastarved]

GODDAMNIT THAT WAS PERFECT AND I AM SO MANY EMOTIONS AT THE SAME TIME IDK WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT BUT LIKE 

FIRST OF ALL, CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW KILLIAN JONES JUST LOOKS MILDLY IRRITATED AT POTENTIALLY BEING BURNED AT THE STAKE?

AND EMMA SWAN BURSTS IN, IN TRUE EMMA SWAN FASHION. WITH ONE THIRD OF A PLAN AND A TON OF FUCKING LET’S DOOOOO THIS!

AND KILLIAN IS LIKE OMG IS THIS A FUCKING DREAM EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA

HE FOLLOWS HER THROUGH A PORTAL JUST LIKE HE DID WHEN THEY FIRST GOT TOGETHER. ALWAYS FOLLOWING HER HOME.

THIS WAS AMAZING BECAUSE HE’S LITERALLY RIGHT ON TOP OF HER AND HE MUST BE HEAVY BUT EMMA’S JUST LIKE YESSSSSS MY PIRTAE IS BACK IN MY ARMS

AND THEY JUST HAVE EYES FOR EACH OTHER. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT? REGINA AND HENRY HELP THEM UP BUT THESE TWO ASSHOLES

CAN ONLY LOOK AND TALK TO EACH OTHER AND CANNOT STOP FUCKING TOUCHING. THIS WHOLE SCENE, THEY’RE CONSTANTLY TOUCHING AND IT HURTS ME. LOOK AT THIS TENDERNESS LIKE THE FUCKKK

AND HER GIVING HIM HIS HOOK BACK BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HOW THAT MUST BE BOTHERING HIM AND YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL HOW INTIMATE OF A MOMENT THIS IS BECAUSE REGINA IS LOOKING AWAY THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE THIS IS SO COUPLE-Y AND INTIMATE AND THE FUCKING FUCK

AND STILL THEY ONLY LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER AND EMMA’S PUTTING HIS HOOK ON FOR HIM AND I JUST DIE BECAUSE HOW MANY TIMES HAS SHE DONE THIS ALREADY? EARLY IN THE MORNING, PUTTING IT ON FOR HIM BEFORE KISSING HIM GOODBYE OR TAKING IT OFF AT NIGHT WHEN THEY GET HOME AND HIS ARM IS DRAPED AROUND HER ON THE SOFA AND SHE JUST PULLS IT OFF AND I AM JUST IMAGINING A MILLION MOMENTS AND IT IS KILLING MEEE

THE APOLOGIES WERE FUCKING PERFECTION. 

AND THE FACT THAT THEY BOTH APOLOGISED FOR THEIR MISTAKES AND THEIR OWN FEARS IN THE FIGHT THEY HAD AND THE BOTH OF THEM UNDERSTANDING ONE ANOTHER’S FEARS TOO LIKE HOW PERFECT

AND THEN THIS. FUCKING THIS. I KNEW IT WAS COMING. I WAS NOT READY AT ALL. LIKE AND HE EVEN SAID BEFORE I GET THROWN INTO ANOTHER PORTAL AND LIKE REGINA AND HENRY LEAVE BECAUSE IT’S AN INTIMATE MOMENT AND THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT WHY ARE THEY SO PERFECT

AND THE RIGHT WAY THIS TIME HE SAYS. FUCK ME DEAD OK?

AND THIS SPEECH. CARVE IT INTO MY FUCKING SOUL BECAUSE IT CANNOT GET BETTER THAN THIS. HE’S ASSURING HER, PROMISING HER THAT SHE CAN BE CERTAIN OF THE ONE THING SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID OF HER WHOLE LIFE. THAT HE WILL NEVER ABANDON HER. THAT HE WILL BE BY HER SIDE, ALWAYS. SHE CAN BE CERTAIN OF THIS FACT.

THE SKY IS BLUE AND THE GRASS IS GREEN AND KILLIAN JONES WILL ALWAYS BE ON EMMA SWAN’S SIDE.

THIS LOOK KILLS ME. HE IS SO IN LOVE WITH HER AND I AM SO FUCKING HURT.

*THROWS THINGS* FUCK THIS. FUCKING FUCK THE SMILING AND THE CRYING AND THE PURENESS OF THIS MOMENT.

WILL YOU MARRY ME, HE ASKS. AS THOUGH SHE COULD EVER SAY ANYTHING BUT YES. LOOK AT HIS STUPID HAIR AND HIS STUPID EYES FULL OF HOPE AND HIS LIPS IN A HALF SMILE. LOOOOOK

AND THEN SHE FUCKING--SHE FUCKING KNEELS TOO. 

OF COURSE SHE SAID YES BUT FUCKING LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED ONCE MORE TO SEE THIS HAPPEN IN THE WORLD.

THE PURE, WONDERFUL BEAUTY OF KILLIAN JONES AND EMMA SWAN IN LOVE.

THE FUCK IS THISSSSSS. THE SMILING AND THE FACE TOUCHING AND THE SMILING AND THE FOREHEAD LEANING AND THE SMILING UGHH

SHE’S MUSSED UP HIS HAIR AND SHE WON’T STOP TOUCHING HIMMMM 

THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT HIM WHEN HE’S NOT LOOKING? THAT SLAYS ME MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER. SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

LOOK AT THEMMM *THROWS MORE THINGS*

AND FUCKING SNOW WHITE AND PRINCE CHARMING WENT INTO A SLEEPING CURSE

TO SAVE HIM AND HE’S LIKE FUCKING FUCK BECAUSE WHO WOULD EVER AND HE’S GOT SO MANY PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIM NOW AND HE’S JUST OVERWHELMED

BUT THEY NEVER LET GO OF EACH OTHER’S HANDS KILL ME DEAD

I AM NOT A HUMAN ANYMORE.

MY BODY IS A PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR.

HELP, I NEED A HUG.

-A POEM BY A DECEASED FANGIRL