#[ i dont make the rules ]

[crimsonmischief]

Welp, now I have to play Astrobot.

Cayde is in it, need to play ♠️

The scream i scumpt when the last bonus level of astro bot rewarded me with him!

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

[shadow4-1]

I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.

And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.

And he just cums. Hard.

He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.

"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."

[yoursdeadlynightshade]

James Potter is a neck kisser and a waist grabber.

Regulus Black is a neck grabber and a fierce biter.

[psychic-type-t]

WRONG! >:(

Psychic types yucky

Ghosts better

>:0

No! They Aren't! Ghosts are all mean and bad and I don't like them!

Why don't you like psychic types?! What happened to you as a child to cause such flawed thought?!

[itsmuffiiee]

Woah.. hey everyone!! Sorry for disappearing for a bit.. good news! I have a colored version of sun I plan on posting later this month! but for now please enjoy these doodles of the sillies! Been having a rough time and thinking about them always makes me feel better!!

“Sun- Shut up” is my personal favorite of the doodles doodle.. ‹𝟹

[kennelkorn]

Tis the season of the rainbows (Happy pride !!)

[throughgoalsandbaskets]

Solomon who gives off raw humanity after you actually get to know him. He's just a lovesick, scarily powerful, fool. He'll sit there for hours and ramble about magic and TSL and pacts and his work to you if you let him. Ask him about his star obsession, urge him to tell you stories about his travels and findings and adventures. But please, please remember that he's more than just some immortal sorcerer capable of great things, hold him from time to time, sit and just exist with him, please.

Let Solomon be human with you. He's so used to carrying the weight of humanity on his shoulders, sometimes he forgets he's only human, too. He might be fun and he might be strong and he might be wise, but it's been too long since he's had someone hold his hand and glide their thumb over his knuckles.

Please let him ramble about the rain or the way trees creak or the way stars twinkle like they're laughing. Please let him take you to different places and get excited with you over things he's purposefully never sought the answer to in order to keep a part of himself curious. Please sit with him in the silence of each other and just let him let his guard down.

Solomon who wants to be human with you. Solomon who is human with you.

[mydairpercabeth]

show percabeth is eating book 1 percabeth up

[uncharted-constellations]

But yes my plan was fem magazine pink link paired with game manual pink zelda, who couldve guessed this.

[lexezombie]

Maybe putting a 7ft metal creature on unstable wheels is a bad idea--

extra background-less version:

[whamber]

Femme Merthur save me

[gascreates]

emotional support frog

who will absolutely eat your hand.

[gunsatthaphan]

"I don't wanna go out."

[talk-danmei-to-me]

Qi Rong saying 'Was he blinded by your holy light, or was it some other holy part of you?' will never not be iconic.

[paarassha]

little school au comic the idea for which has been cooking in my head for the last 3 days bonus under the cut