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demigods-posts · 3 months

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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

#“if one or both parties adopt an animal of any kind both parties in said relationship are characterized as it's legal parental guardian”#“if percy mentions the sphinx incident from the labyrinth to an outside party of which were not on the quest” ->#“annabeth can post photos of a guinea pig around camp half-blood and notify its residents of the events on circe's island”#“the two parties shall meet twice a month to remain up-to-date on whether each parties needs are being met within the relationship”#“if one party fails to acknlwledge the monthly anniversaries of said relationship” ->#“the other party can threaten divorce regardless of applicability”#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth headcanon #percabeth fluff #percabeth cute #percabeth being amazing #percabeth being the cutest to ever not exist #percabeth funny #percabeth for the win #annabeth definitely threatened to divorce percy on their one-month anniversary during their trip to paris #i dont make the rules #(yes i do)

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shadow4-1 · 5 months

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I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.

And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.

And he just cums. Hard.

He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.

"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."

#and now youve gotta call up your boss and tell him the deals off and ur having his kids #i dont make the rules #cod imagines #mw2 #call of duty #mw2 headcanons #simon ghost riley #cod mwii #simon riley x reader

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yoursdeadlynightshade · 6 months

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James Potter is a neck kisser and a waist grabber.

Regulus Black is a neck grabber and a fierce biter.

#i dont make the rules #go and argue with the wall #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #sunseeker #james potter x regulus black #james x regulus #dead gay wizards #marauders #be gay do crimes #starchaser

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itsmuffiiee · 4 months

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Woah.. hey everyone!! Sorry for disappearing for a bit.. good news! I have a colored version of sun I plan on posting later this month! but for now please enjoy these doodles of the sillies! Been having a rough time and thinking about them always makes me feel better!!

“Sun- Shut up” is my personal favorite of the doodles doodle.. ‹𝟹

#fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #the sillies #doodle #one must imagine them in love #inconsistent art style my belothed..#nom nom nom I wish to eat them in a very loving way #they are gay and in love your honor #they also hate each other #i DONT make the rules #): in general love all interpretations of their relationships #siblings.. friends.. soulmates.. THE SAME PERSON?#i eat all them up they are so intertwined #hope your having a good day btw!

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throughgoalsandbaskets · 7 months

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Solomon who gives off raw humanity after you actually get to know him. He's just a lovesick, scarily powerful, fool. He'll sit there for hours and ramble about magic and TSL and pacts and his work to you if you let him. Ask him about his star obsession, urge him to tell you stories about his travels and findings and adventures. But please, please remember that he's more than just some immortal sorcerer capable of great things, hold him from time to time, sit and just exist with him, please.

Let Solomon be human with you. He's so used to carrying the weight of humanity on his shoulders, sometimes he forgets he's only human, too. He might be fun and he might be strong and he might be wise, but it's been too long since he's had someone hold his hand and glide their thumb over his knuckles.

Please let him ramble about the rain or the way trees creak or the way stars twinkle like they're laughing. Please let him take you to different places and get excited with you over things he's purposefully never sought the answer to in order to keep a part of himself curious. Please sit with him in the silence of each other and just let him let his guard down.

Solomon who wants to be human with you. Solomon who is human with you.

#blanketbvby #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x reader #solomon x reader #i wanna let him be human around me #he literally is the best character to ever exist #i dont make the rules

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mydairpercabeth · 9 months

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show percabeth is eating book 1 percabeth up