#[ i cann OT ]

[bumblingbabooshka]

I think Tuvok and Neelix should have become riddle buddies. Like they’re just always tossing riddles back and forth idly when they see each other (Tuvok’s are surprisingly easy if you’re knowledgeable in the subject they’re about - Neelix’s are easy for everyone who isn’t Tuvok.) 

[qwertyfingers]

dimension 20 is a g ood podcast

[xxxairheadedangelxxx]

if my coworker demands my attention to say some random unimportant shit im going to mclose it

[black-klok-youth-pastor]

Closer Look at the Dethklok Contracts

Y'know despite my last post I did take a second look at the episode real quick and thought the first contracts as an error since Damien was still in school at the time, but the contracts seem to be different even if I'm still not sure why Damien is on the first one

Date ________________ Contract This contract ensures that all parties of _______ agree to the _________ and all other statements stated, insinuated, described below with full intent and nessessary clarity, and all other forms ________ herein ___________ agree to this contract. 1. Dethklok agrees to any and all words presented in this contract and all following amendments and articles and appendixes attached. 2. Any amendments to this contract must be overseen by the entire band, a jury of no less that 13 trained accountants hand picked by Damien Cornickleson. Failure to honor this amendment will incur an hourly fine (note: untrained legal teams prepare to incur a fine to be determined), to be executed upon notice, and continued in perpetuity till amendments have been honored. 3. The undersigned agree to the appendixes and attachments in full, with no questions or withholdings, and will honor the attached binders with this first and only signed page. Mark the date here ________ Dethklok Band Members _________________________________ Signature Date _________________________________ Signature Date _________________________________ Signature Date _________________________________ Signature Date _________________________________ Signature Date Insurance Complete and Total. Apendix A-F, Articles 1-23.

Date ________________ Contract This contract is a binding amendment to any and all other contracts signed between Dethklok (Dethklok Inc.) and Crystal Mountain Records (CMR). All other contracts will be deemed null and void after the signing below to commence immediately upon the next business day of the calender day marked on this page. 1. All members both present and not present agree to the signature below, and waive any and all rights to any IP or rights to ownership to anything related to Dethklok and any and all of its music. 2. Any amendments to this contract must be overseen by the entire band, and be [no m]ore than two to three amendments off from the date of signing. All articl[es] [cann]ot be amended, and all appendix cannot be amended, upoon signing this [???] Any member of dethklok. 3. All attachments include and not included but aluded to in this contract will be honored and become the new agreement after the below sigining. Any and all previous contracts shall be null and void. Dethklok also notes, in signing to the contract creators, that any and all creative inspirations are owned and credited to Crystal Mountain Records. Signatory Dethklok Band Member _________________________________ Signature Date

[transformers-mosaic]

Transformers: Beast Wars - Second Chances - Page 18

Originally posted on February 2nd, 2011

Story - Mike Priest Pencils - Ryan Miller Inks, Colours, Letters - HdE

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wada sez: See below for Mike Priest’s original script, titled “Old Hand”.

Beast Wars: Second Chances- Page 18

“Old Hand”

By Mike Priest

(FIRST PANEL- Headshot of Starscream, still smirking.)

STARSCREAM: Well, I didn’t think a glorified string of code could experience shock.

(SECOND PANEL- Close-up of Tarantulas’s image on the main computer screen.)

TARANTULAS: I see, you are the Starscream from OUR era.  But it matters very little.  In mere cycles, you and your outmoded ilk will be erased from existence!

(THIRD PANEL- Starscream extends his arms in front of him, intertwining his fingers and stretches with his palms out, as if he were going to play a piano.)

STARSCREAM: Oh, but I’ve grown quite fond of existence, such as it currently is.

(FOURTH PANEL- Starscream takes a seat in front of the main computer terminal and begins typing.  Tarantulas’s image watches him from the monitor.)

TARANTULAS: What do you think you can accomplish at this stage?  I’ve read your files, Air Commander!  You don’t have the know-how to --

STARSCREAM: Heh.  I think you’ll find that I’m a bot of many talents.  And much more experienced with this tech, I might add.

(FIFTH PANEL- Shot of Starscream intently typing on the console, smirking still.  We can see some other monitors in the background- Tarantulas’s image begins to fritz-out and get scrambled.)

TARANTULAS: Th-this can’t be…you’re…purging me from the s-system!  Bzzzt-but you couldn’t possibly…rzzzz…that…fast…

STARSCREAM: It would seem your masters left some crucial bits off my résumé, eh?  Too bad for you.

(SIXTH PANEL- Tarantulas’ image on the screen is now warped almost beyond recognition, indicating that Starscream has almost successfully forced him out of Teletraan-1.)

TARANTULAS: This…n-not…end…you…cann…ot…des…des…

(SEVENTH PANEL- Starscream is standing up now from his seat, one hand leaning on the computer console, still smirking at his success.)

STARSCREAM: I wrote the book on treachery, spider.  Farewell.

[dilemma-danger]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAFRGRGRGRGR IM GOING FERAL

I CANN OT WAIT ANY LONGER FOR TGIS STUPID FUCKING CONCERT

3 WEEKS?? UNTI L PTV AND BLINK 182 CONCERT?? NO

I REFUSE TO WAIT

I AM GOIGN TO TIME TRAVEL IF I NEEF TO

*kicks pebble*

[gladosluver]

hey yall. on top of being thousands of km away from my home, im also sick. im deathly ill and i cann*tiny cats suddenly appear from a hole in my wall*ot breathe very well. wait a minute. what was that

no. no we're not doing this shit again. get a*little cats gets startled and panic*way from me

absolutely not. go away. get th*little cats realize i am a friend and calm down*e fuck out of my house

anyways the hotel im at doesnt have a place to dispense drinking water, so ive been eating ice instead

[piplicious]

i cann ot with this jmage im going to blow ,,u,p 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jw-horror-stories]

Ooh, I love telling my JW stories!!

1. (tw familial abuse) First off, I was lucky enough to not have had other kids my age in our congregation, so I wasn't really pressured into baptism. I got out when I was 16,it was a bit messy but no comparison to how it would have gone had I been baptised.

2. My mom was actually allowed to get a divorce! But only after she wrote to Bethel. My father was abusive to everyone in our family (my mother as well, but not quite as bad as him). She asked the elders in oir congregation to be allowed to get a divorce, but they didn't allow it. My older sister just turned 18 (I was a toddler, my younger brother a baby) and threatened my mom to go to CPS and try and get custudy for me and my siblings. So my mother wrote to Bethel, told them about everything and they allowed he to get a divorce. It was really messy and we had to go to a different congregation.

3. Said sister was disfellowshipped when I was 4 for having a boyfriend. Until then I had spent almost every day and night either with her or my other sister. From one day to the next I wasn't allowed to see her anymore and basically only then started living with my mom and my brother.

4. My elementary school teacher bullied me for being JW and poor. That's not JW fault (she also did this to the only muslim kid in my class and another poor kid) but it still sucks.

5. When I was 12 two elder (both over 50) talked to me about my nail polish. They said that it was really disrespectful to tempt men like that and asked if I wanted to be a stumbling block or viewed as a whore.

6. I actually don't have much to tell about evolution, because it was only briefly mentioned in my science lessons. The teachers knew about our religion, so I wrote one sentence at the end of the test (something like "scientists believe..., but I believe the bible") and that was done.

6. I do however remember how I debated pro life in politics class. Like the good jw I was I usually didn't really participate in our politics lessons, only enough to get an ok grade. But I cann still feel how my heart was beating because I was so horrified that my classmates were okay with "killing babies" (while praying for God to kill everyone who isn't jw).

7. I also remember when I was 11 (?) and I finally found two friends in school (who I was only allowed to see in school and for schoolwork) that I thought how nice it would be if someone killed them, because then they would be resurrected (also thought that the kindest thing to do would be if one person decided to kill as many people as possible, because they themselves would not get into paradise, but they would help others, because if you have already been resurrected it would be easier to decide FOR the truth). You know, normal kids thoughts...

8. I was constantly terrified that I would have unforgivable thoughts. I always had a "what if..?"-mind, so as a very young child I thought about "what if this is the dream and our dreams are the real world?" "How do we know what's real?" and stuff like that and I always had doubts in my mind (although of course I did everything to suppress them). When I learned that blasphemy was unforgivable and that a lot of stuff is considered blasphemy in jw circles I was even more afraid of my own mind.

9. One time my mom found my brother's Yu-Gi-Oh cards and freaked out because ot would certainly invite demons into our home. (I was slightly better at hiding my stuff)

10. Also, my family is convinced that my father invited demons into our home because he read Stephen King.

11. When I went to 7th grade I had to choose between learning French or Latin. I always wanted to learn Latin because I always had athing for ancient languages and "useless" knowledge. But my mom said that I would only need Latin if I wanted to go to college so I had to choose French. I had 5 years of French, hated every second of it and now that I could actually use it, I have to relearn everything because I forgot everything. Now I really like it btw, but now its purpose is;vt to keep me from acquiring "the wisdom of men".

You're among the more fortunate. This is good.

I'm actually quite surprised they Guv'Body actually relented.

Separating families. Classic Guv'Body technique.

That's messed up. Though sadly I don't have any words of advice regarding teachers abusing students (I'm here for Jehovah's Witness Horror Stories, not School Horror Stories).

Honestly by this point the Elders are most likely projecting their own sexual desires. In layman's terms I think they may be pedophiles themselves.

(You put 6 twice so I'll just merge the two). It's amazing how one's cult programming can bleed into everyday life. I like to think that it's this very same bleeding that caused me to start asking questions.

That's the very same hypothetical I've brought up on at least one occasion regarding logical extremes. Believing that the dead will simply await judgement after Armageddon, etc etc. A horrific proposition, if you ask me.

It's stuff like this that makes it easy to scare people into submission. Make someone unable to trust their own instincts, and they'll cling to anything and anyone who acts as their "leader". A dictator's favourite pasttime.

I've basically just learned never to share my interests beyond the barest of descriptions because of this.

I've heard of several regimes that would try to snuff out literature. They rhyme with "Mittler", "Chtalin", and "Meow".

Reading Latin would've helped you read some of the older Bible literature, and therefore poke holes into JW theology. I FEEL LIKE I SEEN THIS SOMEWHERE.

-Degurechaff, dropping the "Mod" prefix.

[im-tempted]

i cann. ot stop lostnwni. f to this song

It is such a good song...

[t4tuajes]

i can smell his deodorant from the other end of the couch . cann ot sniff him because ppl are around and :( deodorant taste bad

[zhongrin]

Look at this lil cutie look at him dbstbthhgstjnfg I just wanna cuddle with him 🥺🥺

@/DragonArchon

LOOKIT HIM OH MY GOODNESS HIM AND THAT PILE OF MORA AND HE'S HE'S MAKING BISCUITS ON HIS TAIL HELP THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER I CANN OT- EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[iknaenmal]

USHQGAGFA OH NOOO

I WAS DOING THE MUSIC ASK GAME THING AND IT SHUFFLED TO THE BABY IS YOU IM FUCKING DYING RN NOW MY FRIENDS ON MAIN KNOW AT LEAST ONE LINE HELP

NOOOOOO HXHSGSFSFFSGS BUT WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE IT ON YOUR PLAYLIST HAHGSGAGFA

[thoughts-of-kel]

i have been struck by consumption and the lord will take me in due time. i em... sorrey for my lack of posint... [COUGH COUGH] i.. [COUGH.WAV] cann ot lif lije this for much longer...... [HACKING AND COUGHING] pleas.............. cure me of this ailment.....

[diseaseriddencube]

i thinkg it's so so intertesting that there's a throwaway line implying that fushi is physically incapable of/has never cried EVER!!!!! and then the anime fucked that up royally like i think it's soooo itneresting and i want him to enever evr be able to CRY like there cann ot be tears of sadness rolling down those cheeks absolutely NOT

[virtualgirlafterdark]

I cann ot stop staring at your boobs, oh my God I need mine to look like yours 😵‍💫

I legit keep coming back to your pictures because I just want to steal them, they look so good 🥺

Hehe thanks, made em myself :3

You're welcome to try your best to take em ~