#also ignore the random bolding in one section it seems to be a coding issue
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Closer Look at the Dethklok Contracts
Y'know despite my last post I did take a second look at the episode real quick and thought the first contracts as an error since Damien was still in school at the time, but the contracts seem to be different even if I'm still not sure why Damien is on the first one
Date ________________ Contract This contract ensures that all parties of _______ agree to the _________ and all other statements stated, insinuated, described below with full intent and nessessary clarity, and all other forms ________ herein ___________ agree to this contract. 1. Dethklok agrees to any and all words presented in this contract and all following amendments and articles and appendixes attached. 2. Any amendments to this contract must be overseen by the entire band, a jury of no less that 13 trained accountants hand picked by Damien Cornickleson. Failure to honor this amendment will incur an hourly fine (note: untrained legal teams prepare to incur a fine to be determined), to be executed upon notice, and continued in perpetuity till amendments have been honored. 3. The undersigned agree to the appendixes and attachments in full, with no questions or withholdings, and will honor the attached binders with this first and only signed page. Mark the date here ________ Dethklok Band Members _________________________________ Signature Date _________________________________ Signature Date _________________________________ Signature Date _________________________________ Signature Date _________________________________ Signature Date Insurance Complete and Total. Apendix A-F, Articles 1-23.
Date ________________ Contract This contract is a binding amendment to any and all other contracts signed between Dethklok (Dethklok Inc.) and Crystal Mountain Records (CMR). All other contracts will be deemed null and void after the signing below to commence immediately upon the next business day of the calender day marked on this page. 1. All members both present and not present agree to the signature below, and waive any and all rights to any IP or rights to ownership to anything related to Dethklok and any and all of its music. 2. Any amendments to this contract must be overseen by the entire band, and be [no m]ore than two to three amendments off from the date of signing. All articl[es] [cann]ot be amended, and all appendix cannot be amended, upoon signing this [???] Any member of dethklok. 3. All attachments include and not included but aluded to in this contract will be honored and become the new agreement after the below sigining. Any and all previous contracts shall be null and void. Dethklok also notes, in signing to the contract creators, that any and all creative inspirations are owned and credited to Crystal Mountain Records. Signatory Dethklok Band Member _________________________________ Signature Date
#also left all the spelling errors in tact barring ones that's more the Image to Text's fault or the result of Nathan's fingers blocking them#someone at Crystal Mountain probably got fired for that blunder#dethklok#metalocalypse#renovationklok#S3E1#crystal mountain records#damien cornickelson#also ignore the random bolding in one section it seems to be a coding issue
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