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"You know who would make a great giant?"
"You better not say yourself, Eggs," Scott murmurs offhandedly, focused more on the paperwork needing to be filled out then the conversation.
"Hey, I'd be fantastic!" the mechanic exclaims.
"At what?" David demands. "Almost stepping on us constantly? Dropping Scott 0.5 seconds after picking him up?"
"I wouldn't drop him," Eggs pouts as he crosses his arms, lifting his nose up to look down at the suited man who stands three inches taller than him. "That's something you would do. Stop projecting, Harrison."
David bristles, both from the comment and being talked down to. "I wouldn't pick any of you up. Who knows where you've been."
"Like you haven't been anywhere worse!"
"Says the dumbass who climbs through vents for a living."
"Alright, enough," Scott growls as he finally looks away from his clipboard. "Have you decided who you want to be the giant this week, or am I making the executive decision?"
"Oh no, the executive decision," James murmurs in mock surprise. "I wonder who he would choose."
"That's it, privileges to choose revoked."
"Wait!" Eggs cries as he waves his arms for attention, too focused on being heard to notice David stepping away to not get hit, meaning he misses out on the perfect opportunity to piss the douche bag off. But this is important! "I've got the best candidate I swear! Pretty please, Scott!"
"What are we, twelve?"
Their superior pinches his nose as he sighs. "I'm listening."
Eggs grins as he jumps to spread his arms and legs out like a standing starfish. "Gentlemen! I present to you the greatest giant anyone has ever seen!" With a flourish, he bows as he slides to the right, revealing confused wide eyes under a head of curly brown hair. "The Jeremy."
David pales. "Oh fuck no."
James raises his hand. "He's got my vote."
Jeremy sputters. "Wait, I-I-I never said I wanted to be the g-giant!"
Scott shakes his head. "I don't get paid enough for this."
#check in#hello hello!#I was trying so. hard. to get tober done last week#like maybe on Tuesday Friday and Saturday#but life had other plans!#so I wanted to give a check in#SO#Tober WILL be finished....I'm hoping by this week#if not this week then NEXT week at the LATEST#and after that I've got an ask that has been waiting oh so patiently in the box for quite a while#and after THAT Editor wanted me to continue a certain story#so most likely that will be before I continue on either Ghosts or TOA#but the Tober will be completed!#mark my words!!!!#I hope ya'll had a fantastic October#and have a wonderful week!#cw#content warning
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"For the love of everything, can I start banning people from using the microwave before they burn the entire dorms down?" Katsuki was shaking his head. "They keep setting microwaves on fire cuz they won't read the instructions on the packaging!" //hi - have a gremlin son
"I knew I smelled something burning. I originally thought it was toast, but then realized it was burnt popcorn. I kind of was hoping it was the first option and that I was having a stroke. If I was having a stroke, I wouldn't have to deal with reprimanding whoever did it. You've got my full permission to tell off your peers and to tell them to stop treating the microwave like it's an Easy-Bake Oven."
#inbox: ask me no questions and i will tell you no lies#Thanks for the ask!#Hello hello!#explodcor#this ask made me laugh tho im ngl
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system
the more things change the more they stay the same don’t they
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"Well, well, well~!" A voice giggled above Ovis, accompanied by the sound of jingling bells.
Jester flipped upside down, a court jester mask covering his face. The little bells on his hat jingled, tilting his head to examine Ovis.
"What have we here...? You're new. I've been gone from Belobog for a while, but I've never seen anyone like you around here."
@themaskedjester
Ovis blinked a bit at the Jester. He was glad to have worn less assuming clothing when out on the streets. Gone was the blue paint on his horns. Instead, he looked like some random guy.
Well, random for his species.
But this jester dude was starting to unnerve him.
"Yeah...I'm from another planet. Here for a family trip."
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as i live and breathe, shes back❣️❣️🌽🍆🧮🔍
did you know one of these emojis is still listed in your contact in my phone ❤❤❤❤
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"So you're the one I should thank for making our lives a bit more spicy? Hm? My kittens been a lot naughty thanks to your little advice." (Shadow @ Mephisto. Yes.hello.)
"And you're the one giving Madame Bellerose quite the difficult time. My my~ Not very gentlemanly of you now, is it?"
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"Be honest, my dear bard....there's more to you than meets the eye, isn't there?"
send me "be honest…" with a question your muse has been dying to ask mine and they'll answer truthfully.
"Isn't there more to everyone~?" A challenge, an amused quirk of the lips.
"Of course there is! Every bard has their secrets, you know. How else could we give such performances, after all?" Venti doesn't doubt that, at the very least, the Director has a clue about his true identity.
It's hardly a bother. If anything, the back and forth is fun. He only briefly feels bad for the now retired Geo Archon who possibly is implicated by it. Oh well.
"What about you, dear Director? I'm sure you have your secrets as well~!"
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about me!!!
yo!
my name's daisuke, and as i make this post, i'm a 15 yr old bi guy that loves anime, manga, and videogames! i wanted to make a tumblr so i could ramble about these in my own designated space and maybe meet new people :3333
i hope we can be friends!
feel free to message me
about this blog!
pfp is by this person!!!! tysm <3333
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"this doesn’t mean I like you. i still think you’re insufferable." - sunstreaker
Oh, for crying out loud-
Still running his vents at full power to cool down from the absolutely brutal fight they just wrapped up, Cliffjumper doesn't bother to say anything in response. Instead, he copies a highly useful human gesture, aiming one curled fist in Sunstreaker's direction, and then flipping a single digit upright.
Whether the other Autobot recognizes what 'the bird' is or not, hopefully his implied 'right back at you, slagger' comes across loud and clear.
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hiiiii ness! (spiral here) we dont interact much and im on a lil mission to reconnect! So ive gotten some fun random questions
favourite piece uve written (not restricted to fics, but what ur comfortable sharing)
anything you're working on?
favourite comic/manga scene
Hi! Sorry i meant to come back to this and then life happened fidnflndlz. This became kind of long so more under the cut!
My favorite fic I've done is Dazai day<3
This isn't my most favorite, but i love this poem too
- i am working any many things all of the time cuz to write is to suffer gidngonfofnsos. I'm writing a gift for Jay<3 and always working on my og novel(not as much as I'd like) and i have a couple other wips too
- favorite manga scene is the "existence is not a sin" "say you want to live" from One Piece. It hits so hard.. it's so good. I watch the anime clip and reread the manga pannels constantly
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@luvdive liked for a starter.
"Oh-oh-oh, I know you," Peggy chimed out, bouncy a bit as she tried to jog her memory. (Listen, Miss Piggy just knows s o o o many people and places and things and blah-blah-blah; its hard to keep it all straight.) "You're Venus!" Her voice was sing-songy, melodic in its tone. "From that talk show, gosh, what was it called again?" Was she bluffing? Playing up her uncertainty? It was always a bit uncertain around Peggy.
(She knew the name. She gets Tweets every other day about her and Kermit needing to send a letter to this "cupid-in-real-life-form" to check if they were meant to be. As if. She and Kermie were soulmates - even with all the arguing and annoying. Peggy knew it!)
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fuck i realized i didnt say who i was in that last ask like two seconds ago that was the gf anon from the last one you answered mbb
-gf anon
Gf anon??? In my inbox??
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starter for @f1ameheir
“ Do you have interest in the tales from here ? ” She asks ; approaching the woman and taking the courage to speak with her only because Evangeline wanted to know what she is reading. Courage was needed because the woman looked too focused on the book and Evangeline didn’t want to disturb her ( and she has a very intimidating aura ). “ Did you know that they are cursed ? ”
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@hatesdogs asked: “ i belong to no man, and no one. ”
"See, I actually do believe that." Bess commented, pointing at the other in agreement. She felt like she was on shaky ground, licking away her pink lip gloss. The taste of false strawberry made her only more nervous. Bess wasn't dumb; she knew this person was powerful. His aura screamed 'I-do-what-I-like'. God, why did Nancy ask her to investigate this lead?
"You seem like someone who does what they want when they want. So-so that's what's stumping me," she continued. "Why take orders from those men?"
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@dunkdazed liked for a starter.
"This is why I don't do sports," Marie mumbled, pressing the ice pack to her sore forehead where the basketball bonked her. Did it hurt thatttt bad? No. But to have hot, tall, athletic guys fawning over her, Marie was maybe playing it up.
"Is it bruising?" she removed the ice pack pressing it to her cheek as she tilted her head up towards him, pouting.
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