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[canisalbus]

*gasp* ITS THE PERSON WITH THE SICK DOG ANTHRO DESINGS AND INTERESTING AS FUCK LORE WHO'S ART I FOUND UNCREDITED ON PINTEREST!! I HAVE FOUND YOU IN THE WILD! FUCK YEAH

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[planetsandthefates]

"I am overjoyed, overwhelmed, and overly excited to say to you, 'Welcome to the Eras Tour!' (...) Tonight we're going to be going on a journey together, one era at a time. We're going to be traveling back in time through 17 years of music that I feel so incredibly lucky to be able to make, and you have been so kind to care for. We got songs about all kinds of things coming your way. We've got songs about like, style and we've got songs about heiresses, cardigans, and stuff. But this song that we're about to play for you now, that I'd love for you to sing along with us on, is just an old-fashioned love song, isn't it? I'll be your host this evening. I'm Taylor!"

— Taylor Swift, The Eras Tour (2023-)

(speech credit: @cages-boxes-hunters-foxes) (xx)

[whumpninja]

*crashing in through the whump community’s skylight*

oh hey, what’s up? I’m Jack, I’ve been lurking in the shadows of the community for way too long and I’m now revealing my presence!

Name: it’s Jack, didn’t you just see it up there? I will also accept Jacques, Jack-Jack, Jackrabbit, Jackalope, Jack Sparrow, Jack Daniels or J-Money

Age: old enough to drink, not old enough to say “back in the good old days…” while I stare wistfully out the window (I could do that, but I’d just be reminiscing about when everyone wore their jeans around their knees)

Pronouns: he/him, they/them, hey/you, call me whatever you want as long as you don’t call me late for- nope, I’m not finishing that joke

About Me: why are you asking? who do you work for? WHO SENT YOU?! Just kidding. Here are some things I like doing- writing, thinking about whump, thinking about writing whump. Here are some things I like doing but am bad at- cooking things, climbing things without falling off of them, running without feeling like I’m going to die. Here are some things I don’t like doing- studying, going to the gym, watching romantic comedies, eating canned vegetables, getting my socks wet.

About Whump: love it. Love, love, love it. Whump is great. I like almost all flavors (but hold the nuts and butts and sexy bits.) My particular favorites- defiant whumpee, whump with magic/fantasy elements in it, whumpers who just suck, uh…whumpees in gladiator fights?? But…cage matches. Not bare-chested men in loincloths stabbing each other.

Here are some blogs about whump I really like: @smellofsnoww @weirdstrangeandawful @whumperofworlds @whumperfultime @redwingedwhump @painsandconfusion @newbornwhumperfly @pigeonwhumps @caspia-writes @spookyboywhump @oddsconvert and literally so many more, I have been lurking here for *a while* also I will probably make a blubbery post about why I like these blogs the next time I have a drink

About WIPs: I have a grand total of one. It currently exists as a complicated red-string-board of a Google Doc with way too many characters and at least three plotlines. It’ll probably still have too many characters and plotlines when I post it. It’s mainly about vampires and humans whumping each other into absolute oblivion, so if that’s your speed, stay tuned, sports fans. Edit: I have spiraled into insanity and no longer have just one WIP. It was inevitable.

Anyway, it’s me, finally coming out of the shadows to join the whump community in their mission to make fictional characters suffer! I have the power of God and whump on my side- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-

A BIG LIST OF STUFF JACK WROTE!

[feathers-and-song]

"Well, well, well~!" A voice giggled above Ovis, accompanied by the sound of jingling bells.

Jester flipped upside down, a court jester mask covering his face. The little bells on his hat jingled, tilting his head to examine Ovis.

"What have we here...? You're new. I've been gone from Belobog for a while, but I've never seen anyone like you around here."

@themaskedjester

Ovis blinked a bit at the Jester. He was glad to have worn less assuming clothing when out on the streets. Gone was the blue paint on his horns. Instead, he looked like some random guy.

Well, random for his species.

But this jester dude was starting to unnerve him.

"Yeah...I'm from another planet. Here for a family trip."

[the-words-we-sung]

A new Young Royals fan appears

Hello there!

After abandoning this blog for way too long (and even at the time, I was mostly a passive participant in the Glee fandom), I've decided to come back and try to be active this time.

I've fallen in love with Young Royals (didn't expect it, watched the show too many times to count, new Omar Rudberg enthusiast) and I need to find people who share that love ^^

For a quick presentation: I'm L, I'm French and use all pronouns so you can't go wrong! Very much still questioning (gender-wise, sexuality-wise... Still trying to decipher the mess that I am). And super opened to chatting about anything (or screaming/crying/squealing about Simon and Wilhelm :p)

[romcom1dficfest]

Welcome to the Rom Com One Direction Fic Fest!

Whether you miss the classic 2000s rom coms, think One Direction could be the perfect actors in one, or have watched most of the Christmas movies out there, this fic fest is designed for you!

These are the rules:

To participate, you must be +18 years old at the time of signing up.

All fics must have a minimum word count of 2,500, but there's no maximum!

All fics must feature at least one member of One Direction in the main pairing, and we accept all pairings.

Please make sure your fic is completed before posting it to the AO3 collection. We do not accept works in progress (WIP).

We do not accept any underage, major character death, or rape fics. All fics must have a happy ending.

Although it is not a Christmas fic fest, since it takes place in December and most Christmas movies are romantic comedies, only five Christmas fics will be accepted.

Prompts will be assigned on a first come, first served basis, but participants are also welcome to use their own prompts.

This fic fest is not anonymous, so feel free to share your snippets with us by tagging us #romcom1dficfest.

If you think you won't be able to make the deadline, you need to inform the moderator as soon as possible and we will find a solution.

Please check your email regularly, as I will contact you there.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact me.

I can't wait to read your amazing rom com fics! 💖

Schedule:

Prompt submissions: April 15th - May 14th

Author Sign Ups: May 15st - June 25th

Fic Due Date: December 1st

Start of the Fest: December 6th

[cliff-and-the-kid]

"this doesn’t mean I like you. i still think you’re insufferable." - sunstreaker

Oh, for crying out loud-

Still running his vents at full power to cool down from the absolutely brutal fight they just wrapped up, Cliffjumper doesn't bother to say anything in response. Instead, he copies a highly useful human gesture, aiming one curled fist in Sunstreaker's direction, and then flipping a single digit upright.

Whether the other Autobot recognizes what 'the bird' is or not, hopefully his implied 'right back at you, slagger' comes across loud and clear.

[analoghorrorisyummy]

guyuss im unironically drawing rabbit hole miku a fuck ton now help

m- mimku

(I forgot how she looked)

[shit-enmu-says]

Dude.. is it true you like Muzan?

Taiga is Muzan's descendant btw

Before she spoke Enmu nearly prostrated himself. She looked so similar to his master’s feminine form he thought they were one and the same. It was common enough for Muzan-sama to wander about in different forms to better blend in with the humans.

Her voice was entirely different though, which was what gave her away. Now that he had a better look at her face, he could see the subtle differences. With a resemblance so strong she couldn’t be lying. He hesitantly rose to his feet, unsure of how to proceed.

He felt a knot form in his stomach. He was no fool. He expected that his master had multiple wives throughout the hundreds of years he’d been alive but he never thought he’d run into any of them, let alone children. It was something he tried not to think about.

The idea that Muzan-sama might have direct descendants never crossed his mind. He didn’t think humans and demons would be genetically similar enough to produce children. He couldn’t say for certain, having never bothered with such things himself.

“Like him?” he laughed, “I am a small cog in the machine that is the Twelve Kizuki, nothing more. I’ve dedicated my life to serving him to the best of my ability. Like is hardly the appropriate word.”

[primalady]

starter call!

[blametheeditor]

“You’ll get used to it,” Scott says, still keeping his voice quiet, but it’s not enough to not trigger the damaged system in his right ear. And that means Vincent’s going to be having a dangerous dance with if his limbs will function, or if he’ll glitch badly enough he’ll be constantly falling to the floor without rhyme or reason. “Is there a way to shut off the hearing enhancement from the outside?”

...why didn’t he think of that?

“Uh, on my neck. Tap...I think it’s-s-s three times. Gently!”

Vincent blinks down at the floor as he feels Scott move his ponytail aside, followed by fingers tailing up his spine before causing the purple man’s body to twitch, wanting to defend itself but unable to.

“And you’re sure it’s three,” Scott confirms.

“Mhm.” It’s been a while, but the only concerning no-no is the kill switch, and that’s-

There’s a sudden and immediate shutdown of everything after the third distinct tap, the framework down to what regulates his body temperature acting as if it was never there. He forgot to warn Scott that his metal infrastructure isn’t exactly light, meaning his best friend yells as the set limits are turned off as well and therefore forced to fall onto his back by the sheer weight. What he gets for laughing!

But Vincent feels everything reboot within seconds, allowing him to use his hands to sit up so he can properly grin down at Scott’s glare. “Buy me dinner first, Scotty.”

“Tell me when I’m about to be crushed, Vince,” the man growls, but it’s clear he’s still concerned. Vincent feels so special. “How do you feel?”

Well, Scott’s voice no longer feels grating. It’s been a while since his enhanced hearing has been turned off. Of course it allowed himself to easily hear a human as if they’re standing directly by his shoulder instead of sounding so faint, but it’s a bit of a curse when loud giants like David exist. Also allows certain screamers like Eggs to have quite the advantage.

This is nice, though. Everything’s so quiet, and there’s no longer the painful ringing of tinnitus in his ear.

“Are you two okay?”

Vincent grits his teeth as the calm vanishes in an instant. It’s not enough to stop the literally rumbling voice from further damaging his systems. Meaning Scott’s treated with the very concerning show of strength as the hands placed on the ground beside his head clench so hard they crack the tile.

He can’t even appreciate being able to actually see the hazel eyes widening. Because that could’ve happened when he grabbed Scott’s hand to effectively crush every bone into dust. And that is bad.

“Wh-Wh-Who-o-o the fuck is-!”

Vincent goes deathly still as he finally looks beyond the small world around him and realize something is very, very wrong. Yes, Scott’s not supposed to be at his size, and of course in the back of his mind he knew what happened. But he didn’t want to think about it.

Didn’t want to face the reality he doesn’t even stand three inches tall.

[that1notetaker]

Chants: Battle shells, battle shells. (oh god I discovered how to timelapse my drawings. It's been eight years,,)

Hey @birthday-cake-rockz I saw your tags and thought to I'd illustrate an example of what's usually my very messy process when it comes to doodling weird funky machines to demonstrate that it doesn't have to be. Intimidating, that is. To be honest, we don't have to think about the big and mighty, or how to make a design the best it can be from the very start. It's fine to start out a concept/idea without knowing where the drawing will end up. It's fun to just try drawing random shapes that have no meaning yet, just because!

Because it IS fun. It can be VERY fun. So seriously, at the face of attempted greatness, try doodling something quick, fast, and wholly nonsensical. Absolutely anything. A triangle on top of a square on top of a circle, and add a wiggle on top if you feel like it. And then try to connect those random shapes. It does not matter if it doesn't make sense right away.

Like, the timelapse above? No idea what I was doing until I did it. Is it perfect? Not really, no. But it can lead to other ideas that can be delved into. For example, look around yourself real quick; at the shapes of objects in your room or outside or the ones at work (anywhere can be a goldmine) and copy those down . Then mix those shapes up. Actually I couldn't stop myself so here, have a rushed example for the sake of visual learning.

I had no idea I was going to create an automatized parking lot in the middle of space, but now it's a thing!Just because! It's the bare bones of what could be, but right now, it can just exist as something quick and fun. :)) (Boy, I hope that didn't come off as a know-it-all or...uh..something. People are hard and communication is the bane of my existence. Still, I wanted to say that, well. Go for it! Donnie deserves so many upgrades.)

[bnesszai]

hiiiii ness! (spiral here) we dont interact much and im on a lil mission to reconnect! So ive gotten some fun random questions

favourite piece uve written (not restricted to fics, but what ur comfortable sharing)

anything you're working on?

favourite comic/manga scene

Hi! Sorry i meant to come back to this and then life happened fidnflndlz. This became kind of long so more under the cut!

My favorite fic I've done is Dazai day<3

This isn't my most favorite, but i love this poem too

- i am working any many things all of the time cuz to write is to suffer gidngonfofnsos. I'm writing a gift for Jay<3 and always working on my og novel(not as much as I'd like) and i have a couple other wips too

- favorite manga scene is the "existence is not a sin" "say you want to live" from One Piece. It hits so hard.. it's so good. I watch the anime clip and reread the manga pannels constantly

[tapwater118]

system

the more things change the more they stay the same don’t they

[majorproblems77]

New mutual! *waves*

Hello! :D

Welcome welcome! Glad to have you here! Welcome to my corner of the internet, I've got cookies, cakes, hot chocolate (or a selected hot drink of choice) and cosy vibes.