#🛰️to see the stars

[feathers-and-song]

🤗  Kai

@nameless-foxian

based on the affection prompts

"Baiheng!" Kai shouted, giving the Foxian a hug from behind. "Where have you been?! You missed all the fun stuff! Yingxing's building a death machine! He said I get to fire it first."

(prompt takes place in the past)

[smileyobrien]

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE 🌍 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME 🗺️ BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY HERE 🌅 AND I WILL SEE MY DREAM COME ALIVE AT LAST ⛵ I WILL TOUCH THE SKY 🎈 AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE 🛩️ NO THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND 🛫 CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART 🤿 I'M GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME 👨‍🚀 I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE 🚀 I CAN DO ANYTHING 👨‍🏫 I'VE GOT STRENGTH 👨‍🚀 OF THE SOUL 🌕 AND NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME 🪐 I CAN REACH ANY STAR 🛰️ I'VE GOT FAITH 🚀 FAITH OF THE HEART 💨

[headphones-lifeform]

Tumblr in the Star Trek universe part 2 [part 1 here]

🥂storiesfromtenforward Follow

There's a certain godlike being who's fond of visiting and irritating the captain. He's scared of our bartender.

🌀qcontinuum Follow

You are not entitled to share this. Go fuck yourself.

🥂storiesfromtenforward

You sound like a twitter user

#reblog meta

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Trying to learn the classic Uralaya-Var T'Solkar, Guv-Tvi-Rivak Torsu. [I do not have a lyre yet, so I used a ukulele instead. Apologies for all the fabric ruffling noises.]

#please correct me if I made any mistakes! #uralaya-var t'solkar guv-tvi-rivak torsu #music #is this alright @marlinspirkhall?

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🐋gayspacewhales Follow

i know real-person-fanfic is kinda problematic, but if you don't ship kirk and spock, have you even listened to the ncc-1701 shiplogs? especially during the second five year mission. married behviour fr.

📚history-fact-checks Follow

OP has a point. You should definitely listen to the second five-year-mission logs in your free time :) (BTW- I am an actual historian! this is my fact-checking-your-history-takes sideblog, so if you have any questions feel free to send me an ask)

⚔️lesbian-kahless Follow

OP WHERE DO YOU GET THE SHIP LOGS

#if you send that fucking 300 year old meme i am going to murder you/hj #do you listen to the ncc-1701 logs(queer history tag) #rpf posting on main

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#trillblr #trill #polls #my polls #tumblr polls #trill worm poll

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Hallways of the USS Enterprise-D (NCC-1701-D)

#not sure if you guys like the interior pics as much? #oh well #daily-starship-photos #the enterprise #the flagship

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[violetsandfluff]

She Can See We’re Lonely Down Here 🛰️

summary: maybe curiosity knows where y/n is

tw: loss and sadness??

a/n: i did sob while writing this…

wc: 938 🪐

•••

“Look up, Stomper,” Harry breathed wistfully. Even after months of coming out to the field, the sight of the stars illuminating the night sky took his breath away. He didn’t need to tell Stomper to look up. “She’s up there somewhere,” he continued. “She knows we’re lonely down here, but she’s watching over us from above.”

A soft breeze rustled the tall grasses the duo lay in, bringing Harry back to reality for a split second. “It’s pretty late,” he admitted reluctantly, “and I’m sure your battery is getting low. Let’s go home.”

Stomper revved his wheels defiantly, but Harry picked him up anyway, bringing him to his car and setting him down in the front seat. “You really like the stars, don’t you, buddy?”

The small robot nodded, unable to divert his gaze from the glistening pieces of art floating above the ground.

Harry’s night progressed as usual. He poured himself a glass of milk and downed it before plugging Stomper in, allowing him to take a few laps around the house to get out his last bits of energy. Then Harry brushed his teeth and turned on the living room television, to produce a little bit of noise in an otherwise silent house. He ducked into his bedroom just before midnight every night, only for another restless sleep to begin.

Since Y/N had vanished, Stomper had watched Harry fall into a pit. He found it hard to eat for weeks after the fact, and he still barely slept. The few grey hairs which Y/N so loved had multiplied exponentially. Every night as Stomper charged in the kitchen, he could hear Harry’s pleading, mournful, heaving breaths as he wished back the one thing he couldn’t have.

It broke Stomper’s heart to see Harry, his person, incessently distressed. He remembered a time when Harry spoke to him with a glimmer in his eye and a smirk on his dimpled cheeks. When Y/N vanished, she took the dimples from his cheeks and the glimmer from his eyes.

Stomper lowered his head in defeat, feeling helpless towards fixing Harry. Just as he was about to fall asleep, something on the television caught his attention. His head snapped up to see a video of the Curiosity Rover navigating an alien terrain. Stomper was instantly captivated as his mind began to whir with ideas. Could he escape to Harry’s meadow and ask the rover to bring Y/N home before dawn?

As soon as the charger beeped, signifying he was fully charged, Stomper set out. The first obstacle in his way was the charging cord, but that was easily conquered. After he broke free, he pushed his way out of the front door and began his journey. Feeling the pavement beneath his wheels wasn’t something he experienced often.

Even though it was night, the streets were riddled with cars. The small, naive robot navigated the danger-ridden streets tensely, only relaxing when he turned down the final side street. It was no problem for him to get to the meadow. The final part of his mission was to communicate with Curiosity and beg him to find Y/N.

The sky began to glow a dusky pink in the east as Stomper tried fruitlessly to communicate with Curiosity. The sun rose over the horizon before Curiosity responded.

Stomper spent the day rolling around in the grass as if pacing back and forth. His wheels left matted down tracks behind him. While he rolled, he brainstormed ways to communicate with Curiosity. He could make audible sounds such as beeps and whirs, or he could try telepathy. Either way, he had to get his signal to the rover.

That night, he was ready. As soon as the evening star rose and the sun sank back beneath the horizon, the robot’s about face was on. He stared up at the sky, spattered with stars galore and located Mars. Feeling a rush of adrenaline, he attempted to communicate with the rover with every ounce of his being. His concentration never broke for a second.

Harry never came to the meadow that night. When he woke up, there was no Stomper to greet him. Upon further examination, Stomper’s charging cord was wedged in the door that he had exited through.

By the end of the night, Stomper knew his battery was running dangerously low. He spent the day, cowering in the shade, using as little energy as possible. By the time the stars came out, he rolled slowly back into the open field and gazed up at the star he assumed to be Mars and attempted to connect with it one final time.

He didn’t notice Harry’s car pulling up in the distance. His battery was running too low for him to focus. He lowered his head to the ground in defeat until he sensed footsteps approaching through the long, wispy grass. Harry laid down on his back in the grass, feeling the familiar texture on the back of his neck. Stomper could hear the heartbroken sobs he wasn’t bothering to muffle anymore. He felt guilty because he had failed for three continuous nights to bring Y/N back where she belonged; with Harry.

Without lifting his head from the ground, Stomper spun his wheels once, hoping that the sound would startle Harry into recognizing his presence, but the sound was drowned out by a heaved breath. Using every last ounce of his being, Stomper whirred to life.

Harry looked over at the robot speechlessly.

Stomper tried to roll over to him, but he lowered his head one final time, sapped of all of his strength.

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[jameswebb-discoveries]

Discovery Alert! In a new discovery released on September 12, 2023, James Webb Telescope Validates Hubble's Findings on Universe Expansion Rate. Read full article here

Prepare to be awestruck because NASA's James Webb Space Telescope has just dropped some mind-blowing revelations about the universe's expansion rate, and it's a cosmic rollercoaster of discoveries! 🌠

🔭 Imagine a telescope that can peer back in time and unveil the secrets of our universe's evolution. That's exactly what the Webb Telescope, NASA's latest star player, has been up to!

🌟 The Hubble Constant Mystery: One of the cosmos' biggest head-scratchers has been the Hubble Tension – a cosmic conundrum stemming from a puzzling mismatch between the measured expansion rate (Hubble constant) and its prediction from the Big Bang. 🌌

🌠 Cepheid Variables & Type Ia Supernovae: Webb's got some stellar assistants – Cepheid variables and Type Ia supernovae. These cosmic gems help astronomers measure vast cosmic distances and, by extension, the Hubble constant. 💫

🌈 Infrared Vision Superpowers: What sets Webb apart is its remarkable near-infrared vision. Unlike visible light, infrared light pierces through cosmic dust, offering clearer views of these celestial distance markers. 🌌

🪐 Results So Far: Webb's observations have confirmed the precision of the Hubble Space Telescope's earlier measurements while significantly reducing measurement noise. It's like seeing the universe's secrets with a magnifying glass! 🔍🌠

🔮 The Hubble Tension Deepens: But here's the kicker: the Hubble Tension persists! The universe seems to be expanding faster than we predicted. Could this be a hint of exotic dark energy, dark matter, or something completely unexpected? 🌌✨

🚀 The Cosmic Adventure Continues: With Webb confirming Hubble's measurements, the quest to decipher the universe's mysteries deepens. What's next? More observations, more data, and more cosmic riddles to solve! 🌌🔍

Join us as we journey into the heart of the cosmos, armed with the Webb Telescope's revelations and an insatiable curiosity for the universe's grand secrets. Stay tuned for more cosmic updates! 🌠🛰️

[exoluxionlove]

230627 sm_actist Instagram Update

"Film <The Moon> Production Report Conference Completed 💗 Actor Kyungsoo, you're landing on a star..  Settled as a 'star' in my heart 🐧💘 See you at the theater on August 2nd 🧑🏻‍🚀🛰️"

[instantartific]

What do you think would have happened if... B2J actually got killed by DJ Sub, Mama, 1010, Eve and Tatiana?

(Or the other way around for Mama and Yinu?)

Some of these answers are going to be fairly similar to one another given that we are discussing, well... murder. On live television. With live witnesses.

Any of them would receive legal consequences that'd vary depending upon the actual means and methods in which B2J were to die and how much of it would be by accident or not.

🛰️

Nova:

There are only two ways I can see them dying during his boss battle: he actively tries to kill them or they are unable to escape his implosion at the end of said battle.

If he actively tried to kill them, well. There are plenty of projectiles to fling at them and the whole neutron star firing a goddamn laser at you, if not simply... growing larger, grabbing them, and crushing them into paste in his hands if he was angered into violence.

If they were to fall into his core, they would (most likely) be ripped apart limb by limb, cell by cell, atom by atom and reduced into nothing but fleeting rays of blurring color until it is as if they never existed at all. For them, unfortunately, it would turn into an agonizingly slow descent into non-existence if it truly does behave like a black hole. The whole time-dilation-slowing-the-closer-you-get-to-ceasing-to-exist would not be enjoyable, I'd say.

If the latter is how it occurs, Nova would be considered a "danger to society" as well as a murderer, I'd think. Simple glass that can shatter fairly easily being the only thing separating anyone standing near him from being one with the cosmos seems like a bit of a liability.

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Mama:

I imagine the only way they could die is if Mama put effort into doing so, or it was a blind act of rage out of them harming her daughter (or ruining her performance. Perhaps either concept is interchangeable.)

Most likely option is that they die in the fall from the flower way above the stage. Mama would survive relatively fine but B2J (or even Yinu) should sustain serious injuries from it... if not die altogether.

If she went into a black out rage it would be towards the end of the battle. She's strong, she's sturdy, and she can grow. As well as slamming parts of herself into them at any opportunity: all she'd have to do is aim a little too well, throw her body a little too hard, and crush all the wrong things that make them so, so fragile right in front of her precious daughter. Her only defense is that she never knew what she was doing: she simply "wakes up" to a sickening feeling dug underneath her roots or palms (and if she were to linger too long in oh such horror, already beginning to seep into the wood of her limbs,) and (in time, as the little one begins to recognize it,) the sound of her child's weeping.

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1010:

Given that 1010 only fight in exact formation, following exact orders, and don't deviate from them, B2J would only die if it was on accident or if Neon gave the command.

They're huge solid androids that act as walking military weapons. They never target B2J directly, but if either of them aren't paying attention, well... accidents can happen. Whether or not the boys would snap to attention and prevent serious harm coming to them or would continue to mindlessly follow Neon's orders, even if it means serious injury or death, is another question entirely.

It also begs to wonder: if Neon did give them the command to kill them, would they at the very least hesitate?

They'd also be considered a danger to public security if they acted out of line and it led to harm or if they did anything to cause severe damage to B2J at all.

🖼️

Eve:

I... honestly can only see B2J being killed if it's May who dies and if it's entirely an accident. I cannot see Eve being the sort of person to try and hurt Zuke (or even May) that badly intentionally unless it was for Zuke.

Possibly if she truly decided she was done with Zuke and pulled a "you are one of my works of art, i created who you are now and i will prove to you that i can take everything else away" and truly harmed May, which prompted Zuke to try and step in to stop it, and everything went so much worse than Eve wanted it to go.

I cannot see her resorting to violence first, however. In my eyes she'd keep adding pressure, keep adding pressure, keep adding pressure; keep warning him and warning him and telling him what is happening and exactly how May is experiencing it all as she warps May's mind and perception of what's really happening around them. Depending upon just how much control she has over someone who can't see through her, she could even use a false perception of Zuke to get at May.

"Look at how easily she falls for something so simple. You don't need her. She needs you to even begin to grasp the gravity of this, and you are so much better than weighing yourself down for that."

Bonus if the more emotional you are, the more her 'pieces of art' affect you on a personal level, the more effective the next ones become. And May being May would be fully charged with everything she's got and running blindly into it all and trying desperately to match what's going on around her.

But for May to die... Eve would have to be thrown into such a fit of rage as to actually cause her physical harm, not just 'showing Zuke that she's incompetent.'

If everything around May looks just as much of a threat as everything else, and everything gets too overwhelming, she'd be bound to get struck by something. If she's unlucky, the one single slip she makes happens to be the one thing that is real.

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Tatiana:

In her battle, Tatiana chases them down and tries to harm them directly. There's no ifs ands or buts, she hunts them down and tries to hurt them. She chases them.

If they were to die by Tatiana's hand, well... that simply means that they couldn't keep up with the heat. She chased them and she caught them and she snuffed the revolution out right where it stood.

Maybe she didn't mean to. Maybe she let her rage get the best of her. Maybe she expected them to put up more of a fight. But 'maybe's don't quite matter anymore, do they?

Since Tatiana's battle is the only one that wouldn't be recorded and broadcast live, if she was the one to kill them, then she may be the only one who could get away with a lesser sentence or even without charges whatsoever.

As long as there is no proof that B2J entered NSR Tower at the same time that Tatiana was present, there theoretically lies no proof that she did anything to them. The last anyone knew they were heading for her, and now, they're... gone.

And Tatiana is functionally a politician. The political head of this entire massive (and seemingly prosperous) city. In theory, she could get any investigations paid off. Let alone the possibility of forging evidence that says B2J did in fact leave her building and simply disappeared.

The only other issue would be Kliff being present somewhere in the building... though that's another conversation.

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B2J to Yinu and Mama:

If B2J are the killers it would have to be in the fall. Unless May really missed her swing and caved Yinu's head in, but, ah... we are going to assume otherwise.

If Yinu and Mama were to die in that fall, it can be argued that it was B2J's incompetence that resulted in their death. A "you didn't pull the trigger but you could have stopped it and we need someone to blame" situation; especially given the fact that these are political figures with a lot of power and one of them is a nine year old child.

Everyone on either side would be furious, even if B2J really had nothing to do with the fall itself. I imagine they'd be witch-hunted out of the city or further into hiding if they aren't persecuted outright.

[mitsumi-irl]

Greetings Earthlings!!! 👽

My Designation is Mitsumi!!!

But you can call me Sumi!

Feel free make inquiries humans!!!

And I am here to show my art and special interests!! >0< ✍️💗

My list!!!

• Space!🔭🪐

• Transformers 🛸

• Needy streamer overload 💗

• Dungeon Meshi 🍖

• Undertale 💀

• Muppets 🐸

• Welcome Home 🌈

• Star Wars 🤺

• Star Trek🛰️

• Ramona Flowers 💐

(Will update as time progresses!!)

🚫What I will not draw 🚫

NSFW

Dumb requests

Anything I’m uncomfortable with

Pedo stuff

Ya know that kinda stuff is a no no 👎🏼🚫

Have a good cycle earthlings, you’ll be seeing me soon… >0<

[1trilliongrams]

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE 🌍 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME 🗺️ BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY HERE 🌅 AND I WILL SEE MY DREAM COME ALIVE AT LAST ⛵ I WILL TOUCH THE SKY 🎈 AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE 🛩️ NO THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND 🛫 CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART 🤿 I'M GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME 👨‍🚀 I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE 🚀 I CAN DO ANYTHING 👨‍🏫 I'VE GOT STRENGTH 👨‍🚀 OF THE SOUL 🌕 AND NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME 🪐 I CAN REACH ANY STAR 🛰️ I'VE GOT FAITH 🚀 FAITH OF THE HEART 💨

[lickithrice]

Lmaoooo! It was the post about the ocean at night. In the tags you said you didn’t touch the water but you got sucked into space

….and now…I think I get it 💀

Oh babe. So I was also high as a satellite 🛰️ that day. I had smoked while walking the boardwalk with my friends at night on Fire Island.

We proceeded to go on the beach even though it was 1 AM. And I wanted to sit on the bench.

G I R L.

I looked up cause I like looking at the stars.

Now I need to explain I’m from URBAN New York. Light pollution reduces the amount of stars you can see.

Fire Island however is off the coast of NY and therefore, you can see ALOT more stars.

I was not prepared for that and I was literally about to do that space jump shit they do in Star Wars and ascend into the sky.

So yeah, kids.

[apocalypse-post]

[DEFINE]

Blight:NounA thing that spoils or damages something.

[QUERY]

{What is it you damage, Blight?}

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]

Contact sent from New Daedalus station automated response intelligence.

{We look forward to your developments, Blight.}

-@blinking-out-stars

Woah, now this sounds offical. Nice to meet ya, space nerds. 🛸🔥‼️

So, ‘what is it I damage’ huh?💥 I suppose I’m still figuring that out. Can’t really tell if I’m the one damaging things, or if the damage just follows me. Or if that’s basically the same thing.

Either way, things rust, foundations crack, people get angry, then they get sick, then they blame each other, aaand eventually I’m left standing in rubble.🤷 Rinse and repeat.🥱💪

I’ve heard there’s an ‘Institute’ out there that collects stories from people like me… You guys are in with them too, right? 👁️🛰️ Big ol’ space station’s gotta be funded by someone.

I might try reaching out to them. See if they wanna listen.🧐 But anyway, thanks for reaching out to me💫🤙‼️

[feathers-and-song]

The boy sighed, lifting himself off from his place on the ground and pulled his hood back over his head. His lip curling up in distaste as the smell began to get strong, causing the boy to stop in his tracks. He was aware someone was nearby, summoning his greatsword as he continued his trek onward, all senses on edge, preparing for a fight.

"Put that away," Kai warned, looking over his shoulder. "You won't defeat me, even if you wanted to fight me."

He walked out from behind the wall he had chosen to lean against. So much for a relaxing evening.

"What are you doing out here?" he asked.

His expression was lax, tired and dull. Like he had been unable to keep up with the weight of the world.

[headphones-lifeform]

Tumblr in the Star Trek universe: part 5

part 1 ~ part 2 ~ part 3 ~ part 4 ~

@fake-post-archive

One post features some of my OCs [see more of them at @uss-sonder].

💸 ferengiposting Follow

the federation is so funny. like. you guys are so socialist your favourite vegetable is a union

#admin post

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The USS Voyager (NCC-746560)

#daily-starship-photos #voyager #shes so pretty... mm starships

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when I tell people I used to be internet famous they assume it's science related. but no. this was me:

🏴‍☠️crimedirective Follow

omg???? that's why you were so familiar. this was everywhere when i was 13

#not another one of my crewmates being on tumblr ToT #don't tell the captain. pls.

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🌈rainbownebulas Follow

EVERYONE LISTEN I just came back from an away mission and WE FOUND A SPECIES THAT LOOKS LIKE WORM ON A STRING

I hope they join the federation

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WORM!!

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worm!!

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Official worm post

#sent to me #official worm posts

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I think I watch the Enterprise logs too much. Like the other day I was genuinely considering joining Starfleet just for the vibes

#i love the enterprise logs #but maybe i need to go outside or smth #personal

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🐾beanboi459 Follow

i survived the moopsy encounter!!!

the doctors had to replace most of my bones though.

#moopsy

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Hope you enjoyed!

[julierysava]

🚀🇬🇧 Exciting News! 🇬🇧🚀

Hey everyone!

I am beyond thrilled to share some incredible news with all of you. As many of you know, my team and I have been working tirelessly on a groundbreaking project, and today, I'm thrilled to announce that the UK has successfully launched our very own satellite, Ariel 2, into space!

It's been an incredible journey getting to this point, filled with countless hours of hard work, dedication, and perseverance. But seeing Ariel 2 soar into the cosmos under the British flag is a moment I will never forget.

Ariel 2 represents the culmination of years of innovation and collaboration, bringing together the brightest minds and cutting-edge technology to push the boundaries of what's possible. This satellite will not only expand our understanding of the universe but also pave the way for future advancements in space exploration and research.

I want to extend my deepest gratitude to everyone who has been a part of this journey, from our brilliant team of scientists and engineers to our invaluable partners and supporters. This achievement would not have been possible without your unwavering commitment and passion.

As Ariel 2 embarks on its mission, I am filled with hope and excitement for the discoveries that lie ahead. Together, let's continue to reach for the stars and unlock the mysteries of the cosmos.

Thank you all for your support!

Best, Julie Rysava 🛰️

[jameswebb-discoveries]

🚀✨ Explore the Cosmos with Us: Webb Telescope's Unveiling of NGC 346! ✨🌌 New Image from James Webb Telescope released on October 10, 2023

We've got an interstellar treat for you! 🛰️ Get ready to embark on a cosmic journey as we delve into the wonders of NGC 346, revealed by the awe-inspiring James Webb Space Telescope's Mid-Infrared Instrument (MIRI). 🌟

Our latest article takes you through this incredible revelation - from the ethereal colors to the secrets of cosmic dust, star formation, and the history of our universe. 🌌💫

It's a breathtaking masterpiece, with blues representing silicates and PAHs, and gentle red hues warming up the dust, thanks to the brightest stars in this celestial wonderland. 🎨💫

But there's more! The image showcases a vivid spectrum, letting us see the cosmos in a whole new light. 🌈✨

Join us in celebrating the brilliance of NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, N. Habel (JPL), and the image-processing magic by P. Kavanagh (Maynooth University). 🌠🙌

Share the cosmic love, dive into the article, and tell us what your favorite cosmic wonder is in the comments! Let's get lost in the beauty of the universe together! 🚀💖

Read more here 🌠👇 🌟🔭

[mark-matos]

🤖🍔🍟 BEEP BOOP: When Your Burger is Served by Skynet and Not SpongeBob! 🍿🎥🛸

🤖🌐👽 The Invasion of the AI Burgernators 👾💻🛰️

Zombies? Pfft, so last decade! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Presenting a sci-fi scenario that's scarier than an encounter with a Demogorgon - Fast food chains are betting their golden arches on AI tech for drive-thrus, igniting more debates than a Star Wars vs Star Trek convention! 🌌🍔🤔

🤖📝🔊 Beep Boop, Can I Take Your Order? 🎙️🔈🎛️

Picture this, pulling up to your fav munchie palace and having your Big Mac order taken by something that sounds more like Wall-E than a human. Welcome to 2023, folks, where the employees at your fast food joint might just be silicon-based lifeforms! 🍔💼👾

🍟💭👎 Do Androids Dream of Perfect Orders? 🧠🥴🤷‍♀️

Order mix-ups are as common as time-travel paradoxes in Doctor Who. It's like these AIs are more on the fritz than R2-D2 in a sandstorm! And the poor human at the next window faces more wrath than Jon Snow at a White Walker family reunion! 🍔🍍🌶️

💳💰📈 Cash or Credit? Nah, Just More Data Please! 💽💾💿

While businesses are rolling in dough like Scrooge McDuck, we're left wondering if our fast food craving is creating a capitalist monster scarier than anything H.P. Lovecraft could conjure up! 💸👹🌀

🤑📈🍔 Upselling Unleashed: More Relentless Than a T-1000 🍦🍩🚀

Upselling used to be a choice, now it's as inevitable as Thanos. AI's constant nudging to super-size or add a side of fries is like falling for a Jedi mind trick. 🍟🤷‍♀️💫

👷🏽‍♂️❄️👑 Labor's Night King: The AI Overlord 👨‍🔬🔮⚙️

For the worker bees, this tech invasion could steal jobs faster than Flash running on cosmic treadmills. It's a digital "you're fired" faster than a warp drive on the USS Enterprise! 👨‍🍳🔥⚡️

🧑🏽‍💼👋🏽 Can We Just Have Some Human Touch, Please? 🙌💖🥺

Remember when seeing a human at the other end of the speaker was as common as Batman brooding over Gotham? Sometimes we just want a smile with our side of fries. 🍟😄

📖🔮🚀 The Saga Continues… 🎬