#[ headcanons :: Morty ]

[lon3rlife]

More dating Rick Sanchez Headcanons!!!

I have sooooo many I could go on forever

After you gain his trust and he really truly cares about you he becomes completely co-dependent on you and literally never wants to be apart. He’ll want to be around you 24/7 even if you’re not doing anything he just likes your company.

He’ll take you on spontaneous vacations to different planets (some safer than others) and he just loves telling you all about different planets and relaxing with you for a bit

Your guy’s share EVERYTHING, food, clothes, beds, seats, you guys don’t even give af at this point

He loves loves loves when you sit on his lap or straddle him. He loves holding your hips as you lazily rest against him

He’s very touch starved so when you guys hug or cuddle for the first time he completely melts into you and never wants to let you go

He’ll take your side in any argument you get into with someone. Even if you’re wrong he will still take your side no matter what

He talk VERY loudly during movies, like he actually never shuts up. Every two seconds he’ll say something like “That’s not how that works.” “God people in movies are so fucking dumb.” “I’m bored.” He has gotten kicked out of the movie theater on many occasions

Even though you love Rick with all your heart you’ll still stick up for Morty if Rick is treating him poorly

He remembers all your go to orders at restaurants and if your feeling down he’ll surprise you with food to make sure you eat

I’m half asleep rn so I’m very sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes lol

[evilmortymortimer]

Is this anything

[loganlermanstanaccount]

RM! Miguel O'Hara headcanons (SFW)

(Wattpad) Series Masterlist, Main Masterlist

College roommate!Miguel O'Hara x reader

summary: In light of the most recent chapter of my college au fic, Rigor mortis; here are some headcanons I have for this version of Miguel <3 .

warnings: none, just fluff :)

a/n: trying to get out of bad writer's block with some drabbles. looking through my asks and making my way through them rn!

wc: 0.5k

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He's meant to wear reading glasses but literally never does. You see him squinting at shit all over the apartment, and it only really clicks when you catch him early in the morning (because I know he wakes up at disgusting hours in the day to be productive) and he's got a pair on.

He gives amazing gifts. I feel like he's really detail oriented so he'll take forever to choose meaningful gifts. Not even necessarily expensive; just something that shows he pays attention to conversations: like that item of clothing you loved but can’t afford, something super specific for your hobbies, a whole bunch of books you like because you just mentioned a specific author or genre you love.

Conversely, he's the kind of person that's really difficult to buy gifts for. Everything that he could possibly want, he'll just buy for himself; his interests are too niche for you to buy him tools and things; and he'd give you absolutely bs answers when you ask him straight up. You'd be like, hey, I know your birthday’s soon, what do you want; and he'll say oh, I just want you to be happy, or I have everything I need right here, baby. And you'll be like ok cool, is that yes or a no on the ipad? 

Coffee addict. Has all the expensive machines and fancy filters. He lives pretty modestly, but it is the one thing he'll really invest in. 

Similarly, will collect old tech and gadgets just to fiddle around with. He has a box of junk underneath his bed that lowkey he’s been building up since he was a kid. I feel like he was such a curious kid and all his tías and tíos would pinch his cheeks and pat his head and give him all their old junk because he shows an interest.

Sleeps like a dad on the couch. Especially after a long day. He stretches out on the sofa like a cat with his hand on bare belly and it is simultaneously super fucking funny and kind of hot??? Like you can see his happy trail and that peek of tan skin and you just knoww that v line is sharp asf.

He talks to himself. Especially after a frustrating day, and it's pretty funny to watch. He becomes so animated and will have a whole ass conversation with himself whilst chopping veg, or something. He'd wave the knife around, playing both sides of a situation. It helps him to decompress and logically reason with difficult problems. It's something he will 10000% deny if you bring it up. 

He's funny. Not necessarily laugh out loud, quippy one liners; but he has a super dry sense of humor. He's fond of a deadpan, and will often play it straight whilst saying something ridiculous. I feel like no-one usually gets when he's being sarcastic, but for some reason you do, and it makes his eyes go wide the first time. Like you catch something he says under his breath and laugh; and he's stuttering because people don't usually have the same kind of humor as him. 

long story short, he's a big ol' softie. more bark than bite :)

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[glitteringcrab]

Evil Morty mannerisms (part 3)

WAIT.

Is this Evil Morty instinctively reaching for his eyepatch before recalling it's not there and camouflaging his action by scratching his head????

[ffolty]

hispanic inspired outfit designs for Rick

im making a latino Rick and idk which clothes i like the most

[gothamite-rambler]

A vat of fake toxin?!

Context: Batman and Robin (Tim) seethed in silence after one of Batman's plans nearly backfired spectacularly. In front of the goons, Robin called out the caped crusader, his frustration palpable.

Batman: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Robin (Tim): Just admit it was a shitty idea!

Batman: It was not!

Robin: A vat of fake toxin? Are you dying of dementia?!

Batman: How was I supposed to know they'd toss someone else in?!

Robin: It's not about the fucking person they tossed in; it’s the fact you thought that would work! What if we fell into the wrong one, you dumbass?!

Batman: You're going to stop cursing me out!

Robin: Give me a reason not to!

Batman: It is not my fault-

Robin (enraged): Just admit you were wrong!

Batman: When that happens I will and you don't curse me out in front of fucking joker goons!

Robin: I'll do what I want when we almost fucking died!

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As the two continued their heated argument, all the other Batkids and Oracle listened in on the comms, each with differing reactions.

Barbara just laughed while munching on cheeseballs, clearly entertained. Dick and Jason went full support mode for Tim, nodding in agreement. Damian stood firmly by his father's side, arms crossed and indignant. Meanwhile, Cass and Stephanie simply sat on the roof, sharing amused glances and enjoying the bickering like it was the best kind of live-action show.

[starshapedspider]

young and dumb t4t diane and rick i think abt you daily

[mademoiselle-cookie]

Headcanon #3 : Ahsoka didn't died on Mortis

We have already seen dead characters in the saga.

THIS

is not a dead person. This is a character who has been cursed by the Dark Side.

You can't bring people back to life. That's a fact. The Light can't do that. It goes against the order of nature. You can't heal death.

No one says she's dead. It would be worth mentioning tho. Anakin asks if the Father can "help" her and he tells him it's impossible because "The Dark Side shall consume her". Maybe it's bc English is not my native language (obv) but I'm sure in the future tense. So she's not dead.

And since Anakin remembers this moment, it's even more unlikely that it's a resurrection rather than a healing/exorcism. If he's seen a resurrection before, he'll be looking to what he's seen, especially since it's from the Light Side of the Force, not its opposite. Anakin would be going for what he's seen and knows has worked before, rather than Palpatine's promises, which also require him to sacrifice stuff.

Plus, it would go against Jedi moral. In the episode "Weapons Factory" (ep1 s2), Luminara tries to make Anakin understand that he must be prepared if one day, his Padawan were to die. She is portrayed as being right, but if in another episode, Ahsoka dies and Anakin resurrects her, it ruins that moral. It ruins the moral of Star Wars.

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Rick Sanchez Headcanons (Rick and Morty)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter! This one is a request from YouTube and oh my lord, the amount of research I had to do for this was obscene! Anyways I hope you enjoy this!] 

(Disclaimer: Rick Sanchez is not Yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!!!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Rick From Rick and Morty- 

.Rick, is, in fact, a genius, but he is also an alcoholic, hot mess of a mass murderer. 

.But there is one thing we cannot deny about Rick, and that is that he loved two women in his life very much. 

.Diane his late wife, and Unity. These two women he had a deep bond with and when his wife was killed he spent his whole life hunting down the man that did it. 

.This caused him to become the man he is, a mad scientist. 

.Now in comes you, you just met Rick by chance a completely normal human, with a completely normal life. 

.Meeting this man has changed everything about your life and has made Rick completely obsessed with you. 

.It was obsession at first sight, he fell for you good and hard and knew you were the one for him. 

.He finally has felt something that he has not felt in a long time. 

.He is a very unstable yandere. 

.He manipulates you into coming with him on various missions. 

.He is a super toxic yandere that will manipulate you, most likely kidnap you, and possibly experiment on you. 

.He does care for you, and when your safety is on the line, he feels like his world might end. 

.And if someone did put your safety at risk, he would not just kill them, he would not just torture them. 

.He would make a world of all their greatest fears, and pain, and make them immortal, so every time they die they would have to go through it again and again and again. 

.He would make them suffer and he would take enjoyment in it. 

.He deals with rivals in a similar way, a bit at least. 

.First, he would try and buy them off, if that does not work he will threaten them, if that does not work he will just straight up shoot them. 

.Rick is a genius and in his mind the best of all Ricks. So of course he knows that he is the best match for you. 

.He is once again very toxic, he is manipulating you to only depend on him. 

.And also getting rid of anyone that would try and get in the way of his relationship with you. 

.He would want to possess you and be the only person you can depend on in your life. 

.He is very possessive and controlling of you and becomes very jealous very easily. 

.He is also the one who might just kidnap you and take you to a dimension where it is just you and him. 

.so that way no one will be able to take you away. 

.When he does confess his love he Is supper excited and maybe a little bit buzzed. 

.If you accept his love get ready for so GILF Grandpa I would Like to FUCK, sex. 

.If you turn him down, he takes this as a huge betrayal and we all have seen how well he reacts when that happens. 

.So he would one hundred percent kidnap you and make you love him by putting in a brain chip that makes you feel good when you are around him. 

.So that you would think you like him and your brain chemicals will make you have the same effect around Rick around someone you would be in love with. 

.It does not take your consent away but it does manipulate the hell out of you. AND Is a total invasion of your body's anatomy. 

.Rick does not care cause in his mind you still chose him so that means you want him and he finally has the love of his life. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, oof Rick sure does have a lot of layers, and man do I feel bad for his family! Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all my sexy muffins!] 

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

i love when rick pulls morty around by his shirt and scruffing him like a fuckin cat is the best lmao

episode 110 close rick-counters of the rick kind

[lon3rlife]

Even More Dating Rick Sanchez Headcanons

He can braid hair, and he’s actually really gentle when brushing your hair, he used to brush Beth’s hair every night when she was little so he takes the opportunity to brush your hair and gets sentimental when he does

He knows exactly what sets you off and uses it to his advantage. He’ll annoy you just for the hell of it, he’ll purposely chew extremely loud or keep making noises to interrupt you as you talk and he sees nothing wrong with it and just finds it hilarious

You keep having to remind him what privacy and personal space is when he portals to your place unannounced or walks into you when you’re in the bathroom and carries on a conversation like nothing is going on

His love language is gift giving. He remembers everything you say that you want and he’ll make it for you, he loves it when you appreciate something he makes

Nights when he’s feeling stressed and vulnerable he allows you to run your hands through his hair and rub his back, but if you stop he’ll get grumpy and go back to being an ass

He’ll try to scare you all the time. You’re walking out of the bathroom? He’ll jump out from behind a wall and laugh when you scream. Making something in the kitchen? He’s gonna come up behind you to scare the living shit out of you. He finds it hilarious

Speaking of that, he gets unnecessarily upset if you don’t find something he does funny. If he says a joke that cracks himself up and you don’t laugh he’ll be a grouchy asshole until you admit it was funny

[sorrelpaws]

GET SCARED!!!!!!!

[summersmithlatinxgyatt]

I genuinely genuinely GENUINELY believe that if Summer doesn't change at all, she'll take Rick's position. I know people think it will be Morty or just a vacant spot, but I don't believe that

We already saw Summer fucking lose her mind when Rick is gone, she broke before Morty did

She also has way more similar thought patterns, which reminds me of The ABC's of Beth showing how Beth and Rick also have similar thought patterns when it comes to dealing with all this sci-fi shit

If Rick left, she'd be broken and probably try to mimic him. The Prime universe at least shows that Summer now provides for her family, and it's pretty sad to see Jerry recognize her importance after she dies. As for C-137, she'd probably take his technology and try to hunt him down

And...we already saw this is also a pattern. If Summer lost Rick, do you know what we'd end up seeing?

An exact replica of this fucking sequence.

When I say she'd take the mantle of Rick, i don't mean she'll be using portal guns and having fun adventures. I mean she'll go down the exact same path when he leaves her life, not that it'll be handed down as a legacy.

Summer would become Rick in his absence at her absolute worst. And I believe this is the worst thing that could happen to her, too.

[lavs-ve]

This is- This is so cuteeee <333

[crazy-tomato]

Ayo so... its been a while huh?

Concepts i had for a bad end friends comic series, not really working on it for now cause, i wanted to keep it as a personal project of me and only me in charge. And im kinda busy rn with other projects like trying to learn how to do music and such, and i also have to work on school.

But for now i can give you the basic idea i had: this mfs live in a house in the middle of nowhere all together. It was gonna be more a comedy than rather a, really serious thing you know? Like silly comics-shorts of them trying to get along, cause i though like the part i mostly like of BEF is the idea of this characters interacting with eachother in the context they are, of being all failed heroes. It might change and i may add more BEFs to the project like TKO, The red leader, Pink steven, etc. But for now this is the main cast.

[theberriesncream]

Some Brawl Stars HC but it's it's their Squad Busters Ultra versions before I go afk until tomorrow

Anyway play Squad Busters it's cool!!!