#[ headcanons :: Morty ]

[lon3rlife]

More dating Rick Sanchez Headcanons!!!

I have sooooo many I could go on forever

After you gain his trust and he really truly cares about you he becomes completely co-dependent on you and literally never wants to be apart. He’ll want to be around you 24/7 even if you’re not doing anything he just likes your company.

He’ll take you on spontaneous vacations to different planets (some safer than others) and he just loves telling you all about different planets and relaxing with you for a bit

Your guy’s share EVERYTHING, food, clothes, beds, seats, you guys don’t even give af at this point

He loves loves loves when you sit on his lap or straddle him. He loves holding your hips as you lazily rest against him

He’s very touch starved so when you guys hug or cuddle for the first time he completely melts into you and never wants to let you go

He’ll take your side in any argument you get into with someone. Even if you’re wrong he will still take your side no matter what

He talk VERY loudly during movies, like he actually never shuts up. Every two seconds he’ll say something like “That’s not how that works.” “God people in movies are so fucking dumb.” “I’m bored.” He has gotten kicked out of the movie theater on many occasions

Even though you love Rick with all your heart you’ll still stick up for Morty if Rick is treating him poorly

He remembers all your go to orders at restaurants and if your feeling down he’ll surprise you with food to make sure you eat

I’m half asleep rn so I’m very sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes lol

[uhhhj13iguess]

more rick sanchez. I NEED IT. I’m a fein for him. I need him bad. can you possibly make more head cannons about him? that’s if your stilling writing him lol. preferably nsfw? if that’s okay with you. please and thank you.

rick sanchez nsfw headcanon

enough people have asked for this. i yield! take it! it was written with much shame and strong confidence that i am correct about everything i'm saying. nothing gender-specific used for the reader!

wc: ~600

rick sanchez is one cocky motherfucker.

everyone knows that. and it does NOT fade away in the bedroom. he wants to be in charge, in control, and have all the power.

rick has a god complex, in the bedroom and out. that's just canon. he demands to be worshipped, to be the best at everything. he is al-fucking-mighty and makes sure you know it (and say it). for someone who doesn't believe in any religion, everything about his self-esteem in the sheets is downright pious.

and while he needs you to know that he is your god, rick's praise kink goes the other way too. he loves to tell you how good you are for him, how proud he is of you taking him so well, fucking him so good. he loves to hear the moans in response to his gentle words, a stark contrast to everyday demeanor.

thinking about rick throat training you lmfao. he's big, a challenge, but it was a feat you wanted to conquer. you had asked him about it one day, and he had his lips on you and undressed himself in an instant as he guided you down to your knees. he'd lead you down the length of his cock with his long fingers intertwined in your hair, downright whimpering as he praised you; good fucking job, that's it, you can do it, fuck baby, that's so fucking good falling as moans from his lips.

but just because he's an asshole, doesn't mean he doesn't care about you. i stand by that.

listen, i think he loves to degrade you. throw you around and manhandle you, tell you that you're nothing compared to him. i think he's an absolute dick. but the way he feels about you, it's a way he hasn't felt since her — he loved you too much to hurt you. he's excited to use you, to fuck your throat. he wants you to take all of him — but, not if you're uncomfortable and not enjoying it yourself.

again, please don't get me wrong. rick loves to see the bruises on your body after he's done with you. to deny you an orgasm to the point of tears and absolute misery. but, he isn't into it if you aren't. while he loves to push your boundaries and test the limits, he never wants to be the cause of your actual pain/distress. so, as soon as you tap out, say the safe word, or he can sense something's off, he's out immediately.

on a completely different tangent, i also think that rick loves to fuck you while intoxicated (duh). no matter how drunk or intoxicated you both may be, it's a kind of euphoria that can't be topped. everything is mixing together, and the amplified pleasure coursing through both of your veins is unbelievable. that being said, secretly, his favorite sex is when you're both fully sober, fully aware and involved in the actions taken. he loves that you can get him higher than anything else, a kind of bliss he's never felt before, when he feels how tight you are around him.

also, rick has 1000% created a lab-grown aphrodisiac before and used it on you. consensually, of course. at least, the first time. after he has the go-ahead on free use with it, rick loves to surpise you every now and then with an afternoon of insatiable pleasure. he loves getting to use you to get off, and how much you just can't get enough of it. it wasn't often, just sometimes as a treat ;)

overall, and so unfortunately, i really think i'm just down bad for rick sanchez.

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[evilmortymortimer]

Is this anything

[greenportals]

Headcanon:

Morty started wearing nicer looking pjamas to bed because Rick kept dragging him out in the middle of the night for adventures; and he didnt want to keep getting dragged out of bed in his underwear.

Here's him in S1 vs S3

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

*projecting my sensory issues onto my favorite characters* rick doesn't brush his hair, like ever, he just runs his fingers through it. the reason he doesn't keep it long anymore is because it was too overstimulating to get it brushed out or let it be tangled. listen to me

[whtepony]

How do you think Rick would react to having a goth wife in her 20’s? I’m sure he would have creative nicknames for her lol. (This is so self-indulgent 😭🙏)

Like she’s the full nine yards, a bit of a Harley Quinn for him, writes poetry, loves Halloween and horror, etc…

okay face reveal under the cut bc you literally couldn’t have picked a better person to ask 😭 it’s me i’m rick’s goth wife

obv he would joke about it CONSTANTLY. no matter what your aesthetic is he’s gonna playfully make fun of you but he has seemingly endlesssss goth jokes. despite this he actually loves it !!! he has a wide ranging music taste and probably shares some of your interests. (flesh curtains rick… he’s lowkey a metalhead hello) if he had to pick a favorite holiday it’d probably be halloween, reasons being he has a sweet tooth + probably loves to see you dress up in costumes (bc he’s a perv)

also, if you’re the type to wear elaborate makeup and outfits, he’ll sit in the room where you’re getting ready + pretend to berate you for taking so long but he actually just wants to watch you :3

+ likes to mess up your makeup when he fucks you sorry he thinks you look so pretty crying and your makeup just adds to it 😭

>> this is me 😈 i was so happy to see this ask in my inbox this morning lmao

pickle rick in the bg ^ he’s just hanging out see i told u

[puppymort]

evil morty is the result of a teenage boy with bpd that has been wrecked by his fp and abandoned so many times that he refuses to let it happen ever again, hence the finding a planet completely unoccupied by any rick. his snarky and mean personality is just him mirroring what he was taught by rick. he isn’t his own person, he’s whatever rick has left of him. and he tries so hard to be his own person but, still, his entire being revolves around his ex-fp. hating him is his whole thing. i hate you because you hurt me. i will hate you forever. my hatred for you fuels me to change, even if in grotesque ways. and my hatred for you is all ill ever be. you know?

[nikkolf]

before ep3 drops i'm gonna leave my did/osdd mutsumi headcanon here

edit after ep3: oh.

[loganlermanstanaccount]

RM! Miguel O'Hara headcanons (SFW)

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College roommate!Miguel O'Hara x reader

summary: In light of the most recent chapter of my college au fic, Rigor mortis; here are some headcanons I have for this version of Miguel <3 .

warnings: none, just fluff :)

a/n: trying to get out of bad writer's block with some drabbles. looking through my asks and making my way through them rn!

wc: 0.5k

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He's meant to wear reading glasses but literally never does. You see him squinting at shit all over the apartment, and it only really clicks when you catch him early in the morning (because I know he wakes up at disgusting hours in the day to be productive) and he's got a pair on.

He gives amazing gifts. I feel like he's really detail oriented so he'll take forever to choose meaningful gifts. Not even necessarily expensive; just something that shows he pays attention to conversations: like that item of clothing you loved but can’t afford, something super specific for your hobbies, a whole bunch of books you like because you just mentioned a specific author or genre you love.

Conversely, he's the kind of person that's really difficult to buy gifts for. Everything that he could possibly want, he'll just buy for himself; his interests are too niche for you to buy him tools and things; and he'd give you absolutely bs answers when you ask him straight up. You'd be like, hey, I know your birthday’s soon, what do you want; and he'll say oh, I just want you to be happy, or I have everything I need right here, baby. And you'll be like ok cool, is that yes or a no on the ipad? 

Coffee addict. Has all the expensive machines and fancy filters. He lives pretty modestly, but it is the one thing he'll really invest in. 

Similarly, will collect old tech and gadgets just to fiddle around with. He has a box of junk underneath his bed that lowkey he’s been building up since he was a kid. I feel like he was such a curious kid and all his tías and tíos would pinch his cheeks and pat his head and give him all their old junk because he shows an interest.

Sleeps like a dad on the couch. Especially after a long day. He stretches out on the sofa like a cat with his hand on bare belly and it is simultaneously super fucking funny and kind of hot??? Like you can see his happy trail and that peek of tan skin and you just knoww that v line is sharp asf.

He talks to himself. Especially after a frustrating day, and it's pretty funny to watch. He becomes so animated and will have a whole ass conversation with himself whilst chopping veg, or something. He'd wave the knife around, playing both sides of a situation. It helps him to decompress and logically reason with difficult problems. It's something he will 10000% deny if you bring it up. 

He's funny. Not necessarily laugh out loud, quippy one liners; but he has a super dry sense of humor. He's fond of a deadpan, and will often play it straight whilst saying something ridiculous. I feel like no-one usually gets when he's being sarcastic, but for some reason you do, and it makes his eyes go wide the first time. Like you catch something he says under his breath and laugh; and he's stuttering because people don't usually have the same kind of humor as him. 

long story short, he's a big ol' softie. more bark than bite :)

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[mademoiselle-cookie]

Headcanon #3 : Ahsoka didn't died on Mortis

We have already seen dead characters in the saga.

THIS

is not a dead person. This is a character who has been cursed by the Dark Side.

You can't bring people back to life. That's a fact. The Light can't do that. It goes against the order of nature. You can't heal death.

No one says she's dead. It would be worth mentioning tho. Anakin asks if the Father can "help" her and he tells him it's impossible because "The Dark Side shall consume her". Maybe it's bc English is not my native language (obv) but I'm sure it's in the future tense. So she's not dead.

And since Anakin remembers this moment, it's even more unlikely that it's a resurrection rather than a healing/exorcism. If he's seen a resurrection before, he'll be looking to what he's seen, especially since it's from the Light Side of the Force, not its opposite. Anakin would be going for what he's seen and knows has worked before, rather than Palpatine's promises, which also require him to sacrifice stuff.

Plus, it would go against Jedi moral. In the episode "Weapons Factory" (ep1 s2), Luminara tries to make Anakin understand that he must be prepared if one day, his Padawan were to die. She is portrayed as being right, but if in another episode, Ahsoka dies and Anakin resurrects her, it ruins that moral. It ruins the moral of Star Wars.

[lon3rlife]

Even More Dating Rick Sanchez Headcanons

He can braid hair, and he’s actually really gentle when brushing your hair, he used to brush Beth’s hair every night when she was little so he takes the opportunity to brush your hair and gets sentimental when he does

He knows exactly what sets you off and uses it to his advantage. He’ll annoy you just for the hell of it, he’ll purposely chew extremely loud or keep making noises to interrupt you as you talk and he sees nothing wrong with it and just finds it hilarious

You keep having to remind him what privacy and personal space is when he portals to your place unannounced or walks into you when you’re in the bathroom and carries on a conversation like nothing is going on

His love language is gift giving. He remembers everything you say that you want and he’ll make it for you, he loves it when you appreciate something he makes

Nights when he’s feeling stressed and vulnerable he allows you to run your hands through his hair and rub his back, but if you stop he’ll get grumpy and go back to being an ass

He’ll try to scare you all the time. You’re walking out of the bathroom? He’ll jump out from behind a wall and laugh when you scream. Making something in the kitchen? He’s gonna come up behind you to scare the living shit out of you. He finds it hilarious

Speaking of that, he gets unnecessarily upset if you don’t find something he does funny. If he says a joke that cracks himself up and you don’t laugh he’ll be a grouchy asshole until you admit it was funny

[uhhhj13iguess]

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[embracethecringeside]

I like the theory I'm seeing that the finite curve in Rick and Morty is in some sort of time loop/stasis where everything is just sort of in a floating timeline where they aren't really moving forward in time since they never seem to age AND whenever they seem to be in some sort of fake/augmented reality they do age (Morty ages in the Roy game, Morty ages in the fear hole, and Morty and Summer both age in the matrix as well!). I think it's interesting as well that in an interview before season 8 aired Dan Harmon and Scott Marder used time loops as an example of a concept the team struggles to incorporate.

"breaking the time loop" feels like exactly what the theories are talking about right?? It feels so specific.

[greenportals]

Headcanon:

Sometimes, when Rick gets drunk at a bar by himself, he brings out the photo of Morty that he has in his wallet and starts talking about Morty.

Sometimes he complains about whatever trouble Morty's moral compass put them in; sometimes he proudly talks about how Morty took down some bad guys during their last adventure. Regardless, he loves talking about Morty. Some of the bars he frequents kind of knows him as the weird eccentric scientist guy who loves talking about his grandson.

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

i don't usually have headcanons that just straight up disagree with something in canon but this shit

is entirely too legible. rick's handwriting should be some of the worst chicken scratch you've ever seen. he should need morty's help reading his own notes sometimes

[freakyfriedday]

I really love these two edgy characters.

Scene: Both of them worked together, Prime as a sidekick while E Mort as the lead, inv in a prestigious party (needed for E Morts plans) :’>