#[ eusyram: 'mary sue' 01 ]

[cladinivcry]

"You know, I bet you made his day. He may be interested in guys only but to have someone as cute and adorbs as you checking anyone out, I'm sure that makes their day." Indigo grins reassuringly and once Mary Sue is all cleaned and dust off, they pat her head lightly.

"Mmmm, 2-D boyfriends are great if you don't need to holding hands and going out on dates and stuff, right?" They're looking around. "You can do that with friends, I guess, but....it's different with an S.O." They do NOT speak from experiences other than just the dating part.

"A place for single people. Definitely not the boardwalk. Probably wasn't a good idea. Let's see." Clicking their tongue, they huff. "Damn, of all the powers to take away, they chose to take away the one thing that could've helped out." Shrugging, they turn their attention back to Mary Sue with a smile,

"How about we check out the Marketplace? We can hunt down some hotties for you AND shop for clothes that'll be irresistible. Two birds one stone."

"Ugh, what a waste of a confession...."

"Do you really think so, Indy? I'm starting to think I should just invest more time in my 2-D boyfriends..."

Yeah, Duke Octavius would never betray her like that!

She turns her cheek so Indigo can get her face all clean, then puffs out a sigh. "Okay, let's try one more time! Where's a good hangout for singles, anyways?"

[galatine]

There's a woman staring at him. Now, usually, this isn't much of a problem. When paid a kind word or two they are usually on their way. This time, however, will probably not be so easy. As she's been staring for a while now, very intently at that. It's like her eyes are boring holes into his very soul.

She doesn't seem to be saying anything, as if waiting for him to make the first move. So, he bites.

"May I...may I help you, milady?"

@eusyram

[thedevilsdrink-blog1]

          As a Food Soul, his purpose is to serve.

          Without a Master Attendant to be contracted in this new place -- and being summoned isn’t a wholly new experience for Coffee, though he could say this is one of the warmer welcomes he’s had -- he’s left to his own devices once more. 

          “Without a respectable cafe of my own, I lack the ability to make anything fancy. But there’s nothing wrong with the classic bitter taste, is there? And I can give you that taste with this.” He hands her the mug that he had made  of fresh coffee -- because he still has that ability, if simple -- though mixed to her particular tastes. / @eusyram. sc.

[sunsage]

eusyram​:

TO: Monkey King, That’s What All the Singles Say FROM: Mary Sue, More Like Queen of Causing Divorces

[txt] wooooow u brag big doncha [txt] hope u have the looks to back u up lol [txt] it’s obvious ur not a girl so u wouldn’t get it! [txt] smtimes confessing is already the bravest thing a person can do! [txt] not everyone’s super strong or popular or even well-liked! come on! [txt] r u gonna respect ur fans any less cuz they write u letters instead of meeting u in person?

to: mary sue, the homewrecker from: monkey king, the great sage equal to heaven who is very happy with staying an eligible bachelor thank you

[txt]: if u got it why not flaunt it [txt]: i could be a pretty girl if i wanted to yknow [txt]: but fair enough ig [txt]: some people r losers nd we can’t hold it against them @(ᵕ.ᵕ)@  [txt]: losers still deserve luv [txt]: still think tricking ppl into kissing is weird [txt]: sounds like smth my friend would do [txt]: cause noone would kiss him otherwise lololol

[cladinivcry]

"Mmmm, there's only ever two hairstyles I've done." Maybe. "Braids and just having it loose." Though having their hair loose meant a lot of hair and it being too long and in the way. It was a rare situation. Usually if they were home and didn't plan on going out.

"But anyone handsome or cute, huh?" And they look around again then back at Mary Sue with a smirk, "Got'cha. I think I might be able to spot guys like that. I saw a lot of good looking guys when I first arrived SO! This will be easy peasy."

Her type? That's too hard, she likes them all!

"Okaaay, and you tell me what kind of hairstyle you want too! Braids aren't bad, but there's so much potential with hair this long." Not that she does much with her own hair, but that's because she thinks it looks better with her skirts to let it loose.

"As for guys, anyone handsome or cute will do~"

"Ummm...I really like the princely types, you know? The kind that are nice and gentle to girls and treat them like royalty. Or at least to a tea party, hehe..."

[cladinivcry]

Indigo stands as still as a tree, softly chuckling as this shorter one circles around them. The end of their hair nearly touches pass their ankles.

"Holy shit, you're for real?" They ask with a surprised gasp. "Man! Where I'm from, I have to get all sorts of products for my hair." Quite frankly, they had thought about cutting their hair on multiple occasions.

"Heh, if it's time, well I got ALL the time. I'm not going anywhere." They grin and lean forward, "How about we hunt you some cute guys?"

Gosh, all the compliments are making her giddy. She's right about them probably not sharing a type though—and what a relief that is, because it's already hard enough work winning boyfriends here with actual effort!

"Oh, I guess our hair does match," Mary Sue muses, stepping just behind and around Indigo so she can take a peek for herself.

"I like shopping, so I buy my hair products! Anyways, the shops can even custom-make them for you now so that's much less trouble."

She needs to dedicate her free time to chasing down love interests, after all! Getting dressed up and pretty already takes enough time.

"Nice to meet you, Indigo! Ummmm...I don't know about a nickname yet, but I like Indy for starters! Anyways, these things take time to really count."

[cladinivcry]

"Cute boys, huh?" And they laugh, nodding. Because of course it is! "A cute girl like yourself HAS to attract the cute boys, so I wouldn't even dreeeeeeam of stealing the cuties from you. Anyway, I've a feeling you and I don't share a type, which also means no rivals for you~." They waggle their finger with a grin.

"I think your hair length and mine might just be the same, or at least if you were my height or vice versa, hm? What hair products do you use? Or do you make your own as well?"

Now wouldn't that be amazing?

"Oh, shit. Uh, I'm Indigo by the way, but I'm fine with you calling me whatever you'd like. Do I get a cute nickname?"

"Heehee!" It's no secret Mary Sue likes attention, and she practically preens under Indigo's scrutiny. When the lady gets up, she even does a little spin in place just so her dress can sashay around her in waves with the movement. Naturally, it sends more perfume wafting into the air!

"Of course it's against cute boys!"

"I love them and I want them to love me, so I wanna be extra pretty when they notice me!"

It's a lot of hard work working for attention when love at first sight only worked 0.01% of the time.

"Mmm...you can ask me for pointers if you want, but you have to promise not to steal my cuties, okay?"

[cladinivcry]

Oh wow.

"Secret weapon you say?" Oh, Indigo is studying them from afar. They should actually get a little closer just so they're not weird or anything. "Who you gonna use it against? Y'got targets in mind?" They ask and finally gets up from their bench to approach the lady. Aw, she's so cute.

They would just LIKE to pinch those cheeks, but Indigo has self control. They will not give into temptation.

"Maybe I can get a few pointers of secret weapons from you."

Spring is in the air and with it the promise of new love~!

Prancing through the city in a chiffon dress and heels, Mary Sue looks like a perfect ingénue as she heads for the place where she parked her bike. The only thing missing are places to stop and smell the flowers!

Well, she was more or less a flower herself.

A voice calls out and she stops categorizing the cute boys she saw today to turn back towards the speaker, sending a fresh cloud of fragrance wafting her way.

"My perfume? Well, sort of!"

"I mixed a couple to get this scent! It's going to be one of my secret weapons, you know!"

[sunsage]

eusyram​:

TO: Monkey King, Still Single After All These Years Huh

FROM: Mary Sue, This Girl Can Hold So Many Weddings Like You Wouldn’t Believe

[txt] why’re u so obsessed w/christians [txt] r u lyk super religious or smt lolol [txt] geez u no romantic bone in ur body [txt] it’s called a SURPRISE [txt] if ur (,,>﹏<,,) SHY then mistletoe’s easier than admitting ur feelings!! [txt] unless u’ve never gotten confessed to b4 :/

to: mary sue, the queen of divorces? from: monkey king, the great sage equal to heaven who is single BY CHOICE

[txt]: u r the one who brought up xmas [txt]: nah gods suck lol xcept me [txt]: y not just be confident and try [txt]: srry i got no empathy for cowards lol [txt]: i got confessed to plenty thnx [txt]: still get tons of fanmail back home @( o･ω･)@ 

[sunsage]

eusyram​:

TO: Monkey King, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven

FROM: Mary Sue, Dreamgirl of Your Dreamboat

[txt] no it’s too spiky!! n why would u kiss a plant? D: [txt] lips r much better! [txt] so u find a cutie to lure under the mistletoe and then…! [txt] (✿˵•́ ૩•̀˵)৴♡* Lᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ

to: mary sue, the marriage fraudster from: monkey king, the great sage equal to heaven

[txt]: dont christians like spiky plants [txt]: for jesus or smth iunno [txt]: oh so u trick ppl into kissing u with it? [txt]: thats kinda sad [txt]: y not just ask

[sunsage]

eusyram​:

TO: Monkey King, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven

FROM: Mary Sue, the Heroine You Wish You Were

[txt] omigosh r u a xmas noob? lololol [txt] .｡❅*⋆⍋*∞*｡*∞*⍋⋆ it’s a christmas classic! [txt] u gotta do the thing, u kno [txt] like, the ( ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘)(˘ ε˘ʃƪ) ♥♥♥

to: mary sue, the whoever from: monkey king, the great sage equal to heaven

[txt]: xmas? [txt]: oh got it thnx [txt]: im not christian [txt]: u hav 2 kiss the plant?