#cant believe this is what im using the game sprite icons on but it somehow fits

[sunsage]

eusyram​:

TO: Monkey King, That’s What All the Singles Say FROM: Mary Sue, More Like Queen of Causing Divorces

[txt] wooooow u brag big doncha [txt] hope u have the looks to back u up lol [txt] it’s obvious ur not a girl so u wouldn’t get it! [txt] smtimes confessing is already the bravest thing a person can do! [txt] not everyone’s super strong or popular or even well-liked! come on! [txt] r u gonna respect ur fans any less cuz they write u letters instead of meeting u in person?

to: mary sue, the homewrecker from: monkey king, the great sage equal to heaven who is very happy with staying an eligible bachelor thank you

[txt]: if u got it why not flaunt it [txt]: i could be a pretty girl if i wanted to yknow [txt]: but fair enough ig [txt]: some people r losers nd we can’t hold it against them @(ᵕ.ᵕ)@  [txt]: losers still deserve luv [txt]: still think tricking ppl into kissing is weird [txt]: sounds like smth my friend would do [txt]: cause noone would kiss him otherwise lololol